Discovery of A Continent - Verktha [OOC]

[Virana]

It was a nuke that hit your massive 4,000,000 troop movement, yes.

Who are either in bunkers or under the ground....

Groundburst nukes do less damage but hurt underground areas and bunkers.

I don't think he clarified if it was airburst or groundburst.

[Heirosoloa]

Who are either in bunkers or under the ground....

Wat.
How do you have 4,000,000 troops defending a colony?
No. Better question. Why do you have 4,000,000 troops defending a colony?

Who's defending the mainland? You already have <4% of the entire population in uniform sitting in the colony.

How did you fit them all in bunkers?
Do you understand how much construction that is?

That's practically building an underground Los Angeles.

Doesnotseemlegit.

[Madredia]

Who are either in bunkers or under the ground....

Wat.
How do you have 4,000,000 troops defending a colony?
No. Better question. Why do you have 4,000,000 troops defending a colony?

Who's defending the mainland? You already have <4% of the entire population in uniform sitting in the colony.

How did you fit them all in bunkers?
Do you understand how much construction that is?

That's practically building an underground Los Angeles.

Doesnotseemlegit.

Thats what I thought

[Armageddon Steel Legion]

Right.

Vrkas's population was 12 million, from both the main-land, Cata, Ulfu and Vrkas it's self.

Plus back a few pages, we built massive under-ground tunnels all over the colony. They haven't been used yet through.

[Phonencia]

Am a Lesbian, Phone. Orson, Australia does not exist in my canon.

When it's tanks on the ground, rolling through, town-to-town that's logistics!
When it's nukes in the air, even though it's not fair that's logistics!
When all the guys have their guns and kill lots of yun's that's logistics!
When there's planes full of bombs, nothing can go wrong that's logistics!
When the troops pillage and kill through the enemy hills that's logistics!
When dear ASL is faced with epic fail that's logistics!
When Krjder rhymes with something catchy that's fucked up and weird cuz' nothing rhymes with Krjder...
When OB's nay-vee is fucked up at sea that's logistics!
And the tanks go boom-booma-booma-boom-booma-booma-boom!
Your slaves will be free cuz we raped your ar-mee cuz ICE has logistics!

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Am a Lesbian, Phone. Orson, Australia does not exist in my canon.

SHOT DOWN SON. It's ok, the friendzone isn't too bad.


BTW, things are really about to heat up in Verktha.

NOOO! Not the Friendzone!

Please!

STAHP!

[The New Lowlands]

Haha, Neutron bombs.

You're still screwed, ASL.

And also...

[The New Lowlands]

Am a Lesbian, Phone. Orson, Australia does not exist in my canon.

HAHAHAHAHAHA


SHOT DOWN SON. It's ok, the friendzone isn't too bad.


BTW, things are really about to heat up in Verktha.

NOOO! Not the Friendzone!

Please!

STAHP!

Don't worry, Phoenicia Phoneishia Phonencia, I'm sure she thinks you're a nice guy.
BWAHAHAHAHA!

[Heirosoloa]

Right.

Vrkas's population was 12 million, from both the main-land, Cata, Ulfu and Vrkas it's self.

Plus back a few pages, we built massive under-ground tunnels all over the colony. They haven't been used yet through.

So.. a third of your population is in the army?

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of your economy tearing through the mantle.

[Armageddon Steel Legion]

Haha, Neutron bombs.

You're still screwed, ASL.

And also...

I said the nukes wiped out most of my population.

You didn't say anything! e_e

Also if I was straight or Bi, I would fuck your brains out Phone.

[Virana]

Don't worry, Phoenicia Phoneishia Phonencia, I'm sure she thinks you're a nice guy.
BWAHAHAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHA

Anyways, the Viranian version of We <3 Logistics!

When the bombs hit the ground, up to 2,000 pounds, that's logistics!
When nukes hit poor ASL, leave that colony in hell, that's logistics!
When ICE storms in ablaze, your country gets razed, that's logistics!
When our planes shoot down yours, all your debris just pours, that's logistics!
When your leader gets killed, ICE's ego is filled, that's logistics!
When Krjder gets hurt, for not rhyming with words, that's logistics!
When our navy whistles, jets, bombs, and more missiles, that's logistics!
And the bombs go boom-booma-booma-boom-boom-booma-boom that's logistics!
Your slaves will be free cuz we raped your army cuz ICE has logistics!

[Armageddon Steel Legion]

Well, it seems Orson want's to fight for a radiated hell-hole.


Death Korps solider Hans:"Just like home!"

[Madredia]

SEE YOUR LIFE! ASL now you have my poor Ulfuan boys in that 4,000,000 amongst your guys, with nukes getting shot at them.

[The New Lowlands]

I'm not sure whether I should respond to ASL's nuke response, as the secondary wave of nukes was meant to be launched simultaneously as the first one, but only written later because politics.

[Heirosoloa]

Beginning to think this may not be the thread for me.

Retconning all involvement. Best of luck.

[Armageddon Steel Legion]

I'm not sure whether I should respond to ASL's nuke response, as the secondary wave of nukes was meant to be launched simultaneously as the first one, but only written later because politics.

DO IT GAWD-DAMN IT.

[Virana]

Beginning to think this may not be the thread for me.

Retconning all involvement. Best of luck.

You sure? I'm guessing it's likely because of the nukes.

You're welcome to ignore that though. I was looking forward to your involvement on the Old Beringia invasion.

[Armageddon Steel Legion]

Wait.



I forgot... We aren't allowed nukes.

[Virana]

Wait.



I forgot... We aren't allowed nukes.

You realized that after half your population got nuked.

You guys gonna retcon? *sigh* every use of nuclear weapons gets retconned, because someone goes overboard or something. An RP recovering from a nuclear war would be very interesting.

[Lowlandian Verktha]

We aren't?
Fuckit, I did it, I'm not pulling out now.

[Armageddon Steel Legion]

We aren't?
Fuckit, I did it, I'm not pulling out now.

Oh well.

[Krjder]

Nukes in Krjder are ready, any opposition will cease to exist!

[Phonencia]

Haha, Neutron bombs.

You're still screwed, ASL.

And also...

I said the nukes wiped out most of my population.

You didn't say anything! e_e

Also if I was straight or Bi, I would fuck your brains out Phone.

*is very pleased*

[Taronix]

I'm not sure whether I said this somewhere openly, or in a TG, but nukes ARE allowed, but ONLY if both parties agree, and possibly any nation that could receive fallout from wind patterns or something.

[Lowlandian Verktha]

You guys all type faster than me. >:

[Armageddon Steel Legion]

Oh that's nice.

All your people escaped.



THAT'S FUCKING NICE.