The Failed State

[Soviet Sovereign Republics]

To: The Parties intent upon violating the Sovereignty of Macca Noi
From: The Commissariat of Foreign Affairs of the Union of Soviet Sovereign Republics, Office of the Commissar of Foreign Affairs Ganya Levonovitch Rogozhin.
Encryption Level: 3

Greetings,

The Union of Soviet Sovereign Republics has watched as the wolves of the International Community have descended upon the stricken nation of Macca Noi. In violation of International Law, many nations have declared their support for one faction or the other instead of organizing a Commission within the World Assembly Security Council to broker peace between the various factions. As such the USSR supported by the Novoiery Treaty condemns all parties involved and calls for round table talks between all groups.

Regards,

[Akimonad]

If, within twelve hours, the nation of Sassinia does not retract its statement of support for the United Workers Federation and make a public declaration of its intention to not intervene in Macca Noi, a state of war shall be exist between the Republic and Commonwealth of Akimonad and the nation of Sassinia.

It would be extremely unlikely for Sassinia to win such a conflict. Consider your decision carefully.

Signed,
Frederick Bremer,
Director of External Affairs

[Sassinia]

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If, within twelve hours, the nation of Sassinia does not retract its statement of support for the United Workers Federation and make a public declaration of its intention to not intervene in Macca Noi, a state of war shall be exist between the Republic and Commonwealth of Akimonad and the nation of Sassinia.

It would be extremely unlikely for Sassinia to win such a conflict. Consider your decision carefully.

Signed,
Frederick Bremer,
Director of External Affairs

Why do you, the nation of Akimond, always have to intervene in the affairs of Sassinia? Do you, the nation of Akimond, have anything against Socialism? If you do, then we will declare you the enemy of the state. Farewell.
- Premier Haran Jakna

[Zaa Stick]

Zaa Stick's government has decided we will side with norvine , smoya and Macca Noi. we sent in reinforcements to all our ally's just ask.
and we sent in 700 tanks, 10,000 infantry, 500 planes, 200 attack helicopters that will be split up to help our allys and Zaa Stick

[Farfadillis]

OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE FROM THE SOCIALIST REPUBLIC OF SASSINIA

To: Whom It May Concern
From: Sassinia

We are not scared of fighting bigger nations like that of Akimond. All these nations want is the destruction of Socialism, and we will not let that happen, also, the nation of Farfadillis is just another imperialistic nation wannabe, trying to conquer lands for it's own gain. Socialism is the right choice. POWER TO THE PEOPLE!

Signed,
Sassinian Minister of Foreign Affairs

From: Minister of Foreign Affairs
To: Sassinia

We're really impressed by your ignorance. Are they all ignorants there?
Well, to start off, you sholud get informed before writing, trying to gain land? After stating that we wouldn't keep any piece of land? Seriosuly? Imperialistic wannabes? Socialism is the right chooice? If socialism was to be like it is in paper, well, yeah, we'd agree with you, but it is really bad if not on paper. Thank you for giving us a good laugh.

Yours laughing sincerely,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

[Akimonad]

The Republic and Commonwealth has saw fit to intervene in the "affairs of Sassinia" because such affairs usually involve the use of force to coerce other nations. The Quigley Doctrine also stipulates the prevention of the expansion of socialism, a goal with Sassinia foolishly and unabashedly supports. Regardless, we are quite sick of Sassinia attempting to force its particular style of government upon other nations. Such actions violate the sacrosanct principles of freedom, liberty, and self-determination.

Sassinia still has approximately ten hours to change its mind and exit this conflict. Doing so will avoid needless bloodshed, but bear in mind that should the nation of Sassinia choose war, the armed forces of Akimonad are already mobilizing, and shall be fully prepared for armed conflict.

Signed,
Frederick Bremer,
Director of External Affairs

[The Lower Realm]

TO:The Nation of Sassinia
FROM: His Majesty's Royal Ministry of Foreign Relations of the United Kingdom of The Lower Realms
Subject: Foreign Relations

Dear Sir/Madam,

It has long been our nation's stance that it is not the place of any nation to meddle in the affairs of another, internationally or otherwise. Noting your repeated offenses in this matter, the following actions are condoned under Act 37 and the Perry Doctrine:

* Any existing diplomatic relations are now officially severed
* All exports to the aforementioned nation are officially illegal
* All imports from the aforementioned nation are officially illegal
* All flights (commercial or private) are halted and illegal

Passed with a vote of 521 to 129 and signed by King Ulrich Niyer II

Noting your record of interference with international matters and how it is unlikely this chain will cease, further actions may be taken if deemed necessary.


Signed,

Sir Enusk Lyton, Minister of His Royal Majesty's Ministry of Foreign Relations

King Ulrich Niyer II

Edward Nilhelm, Prime Minister of The United Kingdom of the Lower Realm

[Congrats on being featured]

After his dictatorship was overthrown by the people, COBF's ousted Governor Patrick Sheng flew in his personal helicopter away from the conflict, accompanied only by a trusted associate and Air Force pilot. When he saw the fighting over the country, he knew he could make his move. Unbeknownst to the pilot, he set off a fifteen-second time bomb in the hold, then jumped out, activating his parachute. Behind him, the copter exploded, killing the Air Force official and drawing the attention of people below. He took this advantage and landed in the middle of a Valecian base. Sheng ensnared many people in his parachute, then jumped up, pulled out his machine gun, and killed many people. He yelled "Death to Valecia!" then allowed the guards to take him away.

[Valecia]

After his dictatorship was overthrown by the people, COBF's ousted Governor Patrick Sheng flew in his personal helicopter away from the conflict, accompanied only by a trusted associate and Air Force pilot. When he saw the fighting over the country, he knew he could make his move. Unbeknownst to the pilot, he set off a fifteen-second time bomb in the hold, then jumped out, activating his parachute. Behind him, the copter exploded, killing the Air Force official and drawing the attention of people below. He took this advantage and landed in the middle of a Valecian base. Sheng ensnared many people in his parachute, then jumped up, pulled out his machine gun, and killed many people. He yelled "Death to Valecia!" then allowed the guards to take him away.

Skyler looked at the insane man and laughed. "Pathetic mortal. I could crush him in my hands. But i'll spare myself the energy."

[Sassinia]

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The Republic and Commonwealth has saw fit to intervene in the "affairs of Sassinia" because such affairs usually involve the use of force to coerce other nations. The Quigley Doctrine also stipulates the prevention of the expansion of socialism, a goal with Sassinia foolishly and unabashedly supports. Regardless, we are quite sick of Sassinia attempting to force its particular style of government upon other nations. Such actions violate the sacrosanct principles of freedom, liberty, and self-determination.

Sassinia still has approximately ten hours to change its mind and exit this conflict. Doing so will avoid needless bloodshed, but bear in mind that should the nation of Sassinia choose war, the armed forces of Akimonad are already mobilizing, and shall be fully prepared for armed conflict.

Signed,
Frederick Bremer,
Director of External Affairs

OOC: That's it. I'm officially NOT RPing with you. I mean really, you sure sound a lot like the US, Socialism and Communism or NOT the same, and of you are ignorant enough to read american propaganda and think they are, you are very mistaken.

[Smoya]

After his dictatorship was overthrown by the people, COBF's ousted Governor Patrick Sheng flew in his personal helicopter away from the conflict, accompanied only by a trusted associate and Air Force pilot. When he saw the fighting over the country, he knew he could make his move. Unbeknownst to the pilot, he set off a fifteen-second time bomb in the hold, then jumped out, activating his parachute. Behind him, the copter exploded, killing the Air Force official and drawing the attention of people below. He took this advantage and landed in the middle of a Valecian base. Sheng ensnared many people in his parachute, then jumped up, pulled out his machine gun, and killed many people. He yelled "Death to Valecia!" then allowed the guards to take him away.

Skyler looked at the insane man and laughed. "Pathetic mortal. I could crush him in my hands. But i'll spare myself the energy."

If you do go to war, I will support you.

[Akimonad]

OOC: That's it. I'm officially NOT RPing with you. I mean really, you sure sound a lot like the US, Socialism and Communism or NOT the same, and of you are ignorant enough to read american propaganda and think they are, you are very mistaken.

OOC: What? Obviously socialism and communism are different. My nation happens to be opposed to both of them.

I really fail to see why this is a big deal all of a sudden.

[Questers]

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The Republic and Commonwealth has saw fit to intervene in the "affairs of Sassinia" because such affairs usually involve the use of force to coerce other nations. The Quigley Doctrine also stipulates the prevention of the expansion of socialism, a goal with Sassinia foolishly and unabashedly supports. Regardless, we are quite sick of Sassinia attempting to force its particular style of government upon other nations. Such actions violate the sacrosanct principles of freedom, liberty, and self-determination.

Sassinia still has approximately ten hours to change its mind and exit this conflict. Doing so will avoid needless bloodshed, but bear in mind that should the nation of Sassinia choose war, the armed forces of Akimonad are already mobilizing, and shall be fully prepared for armed conflict.

Signed,
Frederick Bremer,
Director of External Affairs

OOC: That's it. I'm officially NOT RPing with you. I mean really, you sure sound a lot like the US, Socialism and Communism or NOT the same, and of you are ignorant enough to read american propaganda and think they are, you are very mistaken.

[OOC: Come on now, you've made the claim you're ready to fight anyone, do you understand what it looks like by backing down now...?]

[United World Order]

OOC: That's it. I'm officially NOT RPing with you. I mean really, you sure sound a lot like the US, Socialism and Communism or NOT the same, and of you are ignorant enough to read american propaganda and think they are, you are very mistaken.

[OOC: Come on now, you've made the claim you're ready to fight anyone, do you understand what it looks like by backing down now...?]

OOC: I shall take his place! I WILL FIGHT YOU! BRING IT IM ALL READY FOR YOU LETS DO THIS!

[Congrats on being featured]

Ex-dictator Patrick Sheng woke up in Valecian prison after being beaten to unconsciousness. "What the hell?" he thought. "Where am I?"

Then he remembered. He'd gotten high on antidepressants, ordered the guards to open the gates, and been overthrown. Then he'd killed his best friend and parachuted into a military camp. "Well, damn," he thought. "I really screwed up now." He tried to think of a way to get out of the mess he'd started.

Finally, he had an idea. Grimacing, he started screaming for a guard, demanding to be taken to the leader.

[Anemos Major]

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[Valecia]

Ex-dictator Patrick Sheng woke up in Valecian prison after being beaten to unconsciousness. "What the hell?" he thought. "Where am I?"

Then he remembered. He'd gotten high on antidepressants, ordered the guards to open the gates, and been overthrown. Then he'd killed his best friend and parachuted into a military camp. "Well, damn," he thought. "I really screwed up now." He tried to think of a way to get out of the mess he'd started.

Finally, he had an idea. Grimacing, he started screaming for a guard, demanding to be taken to the leader.

Guards arrived. "We can take you to Commander Skyler for....a chat."

[Altito Asmoro]

The Altito Asmoro had just sended 30 scout aircraft, and about 50 special forces just deployed to the city of Bekdash.

"Sir, why we sended scouts and special ops instead of diplomacy and negotiation?" asks Major Said Warador.
"Mmmm? Oh, it's because we need a new client state, since Blackveria was destroyed, Almaveria was rebelled, and Babbullah was annexed." said Generalissimo Rudolf Lugas.


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To: All Factions
From: Altito Asmoro Government

Peace to all of you. We here not as enemy, but as a friend. So, Let's just surrender, and we will give no harm. But, if you attack us, we will retaliate.

Just Surrender, or face the consequences...


Signed,
Generalissimo Rudolf Lugas

Signed,
General Conrad Lugas

The City of Bekdash had been controlled by Altito Asmoro Army, and now the army had sended 10 supply ships and 10 supply helicopters, escorted by 20 ships and 15 attack helicopters. The citizens had just been given ration foods, water, medicine, and shelter. In the meantime, the special forces started to protect the city and made it the stronghold for the invasion.

The Army had just been arrived, and now were distributing the supplies to the citizens and the soldiers in charge. Meanwhile, the scout helicopter had came back, and reported several battles in that nation.

"Sir, requesting immediate presence of infantrymen."
"Send TSPAA Paramilitary Group instead. They have more experience, more in numbers."
"YES SIR!!!"

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Major Raka Wajengra was one of the leader in the Bekdash City. Now, he proclaims himself as the Leader-in-Place of the Bekdash State. The army had controlled the borders of Bekdash State. Now, they built defenses in order to hold the enemies at the bay.

[Veceria]

Will Macca Noi ever come back, or did he abandon his own thread? He hasn't replied since I first posted in this thread.

Location: International waters, somewhere between Veceria and Macca Noi; Time: 20:00 Vecerian Time

The fleet was on it's way. Nearly two and a half day had passed since the Vecerians sent their first message to Macca Noi, and everyone involved in this - somewhat confusing - conflict.
Still, no single participant had replied. Enough reason for the Vecerian command to give the fleet clearance for setting their course towards Macca Noi. It would take some more time until arrival at their destination, and no one knew whether they would actually face battle or not. Most of the soldiers onboard the vessels hoped for the former. Vecerian Intelligence received new messages every hour, and it seemed like some of the nations involved in the conflict would rather face each other instead of really helping Macca Noi.

Al'verde Meinard Langdon, Commander of the 61st Mixed Armored/Infantry sat in his room, reading some book with a black cover. Twelve to Sixteen hours left, he thought. Enough time for another chapter, and then a long nap. Meinard was the oldest commander during this mission, and also the most experienced. Contrary to what most commanders in other military institutions had to do, Vecerian officers always went into combat alongside their men. Maybe farther back, but still in reach of artillery or stray shots. His wife was also one of the higher-ranking officers, but in the navy - and served on the ship that was currently housing a large part of the Al'verde's division. The couple even shared one room - the room he sat in, at the moment - but she had some other stuff to do while he was reading and relaxing. That was his current advantage - being part of the army onboard a navy vessel meant that he had quite some free time, but he knew that would change as soon as they arrived at their destination. Langdon turned another page and sighed. Well, still some time left till that.

[Congrats on being featured]

The guards were here! Sheng yelled, "Screw you!", the voice activation for the sound grenade in his pocket. Everyone was blown to pieces, except for Patrick Sheng.

[Veceria]

The guards were here! Sheng yelled, "Screw you!", the voice activation for the sound grenade in his pocket. Everyone was blown to pieces, except for Patrick Sheng.

God-modding, plus do you really think they would imprison your guy without searching for weapons and other stuff first?

[Valecia]

The guards were here! Sheng yelled, "Screw you!", the voice activation for the sound grenade in his pocket. Everyone was blown to pieces, except for Patrick Sheng.

Skyler arrived himself and being a god, had a little fun with sheng. "You kill my men! HUH?!! Little mortal. I can snap your neck here on the spot. But what fun would that be?" He threw sheng across the wall and pounded his head into the cement floor, holding him in an arm lock

[Veceria]

The guards were here! Sheng yelled, "Screw you!", the voice activation for the sound grenade in his pocket. Everyone was blown to pieces, except for Patrick Sheng.

Skyler arrived himself and being a god, had a little fun with sheng. "You kill my men! HUH?!! Little mortal. I can snap your neck here on the spot. But what fun would that be?" He threw sheng across the wall and pounded his head into the cement floor, holding him in an arm lock

I advise you to read the same thing I replied to COBF's post. If you continue to god-mod, I advise you to leave this thread and continue this behavior in a thread of your own, instead of destroying Macca Noi's.

[Macca Noi]

OOC: I am starting a do over due to the uber god modding. It will be up tomorrow, I will personally telegram you a invite if I want you to play. I find it mighty interesting how people can keep playing when I, the host, is offline. But I will find the god modders on this thread, and find the people who didn't god mod. The people who didn't god mod will be invited, god modders wont be. But I do apreciate the interest though, just need to do this right.

[Altito Asmoro]

The City of Bekdash had been controlled by Altito Asmoro Army, and now the army had sended 10 supply ships and 10 supply helicopters, escorted by 20 ships and 15 attack helicopters. The citizens had just been given ration foods, water, medicine, and shelter. In the meantime, the special forces started to protect the city and made it the stronghold for the invasion.

The Army had just been arrived, and now were distributing the supplies to the citizens and the soldiers in charge. Meanwhile, the scout helicopter had came back, and reported several battles in that nation.

"Sir, requesting immediate presence of infantrymen."
"Send TSPAA Paramilitary Group instead. They have more experience, more in numbers."
"YES SIR!!!"

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Major Raka Wajengra was one of the leader in the Bekdash City. Now, he proclaims himself as the Leader-in-Place of the Bekdash State. The army had controlled the borders of Bekdash State. Now, they built defenses in order to hold the enemies at the bay.

The TSPAA Paramilitary Group are on the way via helicopters...

Meanwhile, the special forces had managed to controlled the borders tightly and firmly, while the ships guarded the port, and the attack helicopters had guarded the sky...