Declaration of War Against UFoW (PARTIALLY CLOSED)

[The Orson Empire]

Because he is intimidated by me

Look, any time you and Orson want to take me on, just make a thread. Just don't invite anyone else, and keep OOC in a spoiler.

Fine then. Wow, you can't even commit to your thread

[United Federation of the World]

Because he is intimidated by me

Look, any time you and Orson want to take me on, just make a thread. Just don't invite anyone else, and keep OOC in a spoiler.

No one takes you seriously when you use emotions. What are you a 13 year old

[Landseria]

I don't even need to tag this post with OOC:
UFoW, you need to work on RP, look at Prussia's post, it has Effort put into it, I don't even do that in my posts, but you should AT LEAST put some effort into your posts, At least put your post into something like this:

The United Federation of the World
Official communique
The Armies of the UFoW will meet yours and shall crush them with our superior Numbers, This is a Promise!
Whoever is in charge of your nation
Some Random offices or Bragging rights, like "World Champion of Mud wrestling in Hot Air balloons"

[The Orson Empire]

Then why did you declare war in the first place if you don't even want to commit to it?

Becuase a bunch of OOC and uninvited nations ruined my thread, and the UFW just keeps saying "back off or else" like an enraged 12 year old, instead of replying in RP.

This is the OOC post you put in the first post:
All Nations - You may post a diplomatic missive in this thread, saying who you support, but no more. Thank you.

[Landseria]

Look, any time you and Orson want to take me on, just make a thread. Just don't invite anyone else, and keep OOC in a spoiler.

No one takes you seriously when you use emotions. What are you a 13 year old

OOC: Also, We needed to Remind you several times in the WW3 thread to not use emoticons before you decided to stop spamming or

[Perinpanland]

Because he is intimidated by me

Look, any time you and Orson want to take me on, just make a thread. Just don't invite anyone else, and keep OOC in a spoiler.

OOC: Why'd you wanna RP with a bad RPer in the first place then?

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Becuase a bunch of OOC and uninvited nations ruined my thread, and the UFW just keeps saying "back off or else" like an enraged 12 year old, instead of replying in RP.

This is the OOC post you put in the first post:
All Nations - You may post a diplomatic missive in this thread, saying who you support, but no more. Thank you.

And instead, everyone cluttered it up with threats of military force and OOC dialogue.

[United Federation of the World]

I don't even need to tag this post with OOC:
UFoW, you need to work on RP, look at Prussia's post, it has Effort put into it, I don't even do that in my posts, but you should AT LEAST put some effort into your posts, At least put your post into something like this:

The United Federation of the World
Official communique
The Armies of the UFoW will meet yours and shall crush them with our superior Numbers, This is a Promise!
Whoever is in charge of your nation
Some Random offices or Bragging rights, like "World Champion of Mud wrestling in Hot Air balloons"

Oh landseris the guy who god mods and destroyed all of the world in world war 3. Yes I remember you. Maybe you two god modders could get together and discuss tatics if you had any

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Look, any time you and Orson want to take me on, just make a thread. Just don't invite anyone else, and keep OOC in a spoiler.

No one takes you seriously when you use emotions. What are you a 13 year old

Hmm. Interesting, since some of the most respectable names in General use emoticons.

Also, I'm actually wondering how old you are, since you sem rather immature and at a spelling disadvantage. How old are you?

[United Federation of the World]

Lock this trash up

[Salzland]

OOC: Curses, missed out on this by a few minutes. Oh well, if the thread does end up being re-started, I suppose this will be my unofficial statement of support for Prussia, until I get access to a computer, rather than using my phone to post.

[United Federation of the World]

I.I.A.E. ignore this thread and pull out.

[Landseria]

I don't even need to tag this post with OOC:
UFoW, you need to work on RP, look at Prussia's post, it has Effort put into it, I don't even do that in my posts, but you should AT LEAST put some effort into your posts, At least put your post into something like this:

The United Federation of the World
Official communique
The Armies of the UFoW will meet yours and shall crush them with our superior Numbers, This is a Promise!
Whoever is in charge of your nation
Some Random offices or Bragging rights, like "World Champion of Mud wrestling in Hot Air balloons"

Oh landseris the guy who god mods and destroyed all of the world in world war 3. Yes I remember you. Maybe you two god modders could get together and discuss tatics if you had any

Landseris? Yeah, I godmodded by using Nuclear bombs after Nuclear bombs were used, then you decided to declare that you somehow had MILLIONS of people after Global thermonuclear war.

[Goodclark]

Look, any time you and Orson want to take me on, just make a thread. Just don't invite anyone else, and keep OOC in a spoiler.

No one takes you seriously when you use emotions. What are you a 13 year old

I just suggest that you make a separate OOC thread if you guys want to RP

[Wagdog]

Oy, everyone, came across this and figured a hand could be useful for everyone. This thread (or the idea of it at least) can still be salvaged if that's wanted. However Prussia-Steinbach setting up an OOC thread first as Goodclark suggested, so the questions of whom everyone (Prussia-Steinbach, UFoW, and anyone else) wants involved and so on can be settled without disrupting the thread or leading to sniping like has been going on, would be the best way to start; followed by the IC once everyone was ready to roll. Just an RP mentor's $0.02 for whomever might need it.

[United Federation of the World]

We would rather not at the moment. We need to rebuild our alliance. He can declare his little war after that.

[Page]

I have to admit, I feel bad for the OP, this thread was painful to read...

[Reselia]

I have to say that this thread provides some wonderful examples of idiocy - and spam. We do support our ally Prussia-Steinbach in the hope that one day, one day far in the future - people will recieve aedaquate education.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

I have to admit, I feel bad for the OP, this thread was painful to read...

Sympathy is appreciated.

[Landseria]

I have to admit, I feel bad for the OP, this thread was painful to read...

Sympathy is appreciated.

I blame the Jews.

[Page]

I have to admit, I feel bad for the OP, this thread was painful to read...

Sympathy is appreciated.

Pro-tip:

Get to know 3 or 4 decent writers here and hang on to them like death.

[Reselia]

I have to admit, I feel bad for the OP, this thread was painful to read...

Sympathy is appreciated.

*pats on the back*
We cried so much our tear ducts exploded.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Sympathy is appreciated.

Pro-tip:

Get to know 3 or 4 decent writers here and hang on to them like death.

I'm going to try.

[Prussia-Steinbach]

Sympathy is appreciated.

I blame the Jews.

You just convinced me to restart my Quotes spoiler in the sig.

[Periodspace]

All Nations - You may post a diplomatic missive in this thread, saying who you support, but no more. Thank you.

OFFICIAL DECLARATION OF WAR

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Offizielle Kriegserklärung vom Kaiserreich von Preußen-Steinbach

WHEREAS,

the United Federation of the World has cast aspersions upon the integrity and honor of the Preußischen Kaiserreich,

ACLNOWLEDGING,

that said aspersions were entirely unfounded, and are considered blatant lies, in an attempt to provoke us to anger,

SEEING,

that these attempts were entirely successful, and

WHEREAS,

the United Federation of the World has continued to spread false, vicious, and detrimental lies and falsehoods concerning our Glorious Reich,

ACLNOWLEDGING,

that the United Federation of the World has continually threatened the Kaiserreich of Prussia-Steinbach with military force,

THE KAISERREICH OF PRUSSIA-STEINBACH HEREBY DECLARES A STATE OF WAR ENACTED BETWEEN OUR EMPIRE AND THE UNITED FEDERATION OF THE WORLD

Signed and approved by,
Seine Majestät, Kaiserliche und Königliche Hoheit, König von Preußen und Deutschland,
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Minister of Foreign Affairs

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Minister of War

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The Kaiser stood, gazing up at the statue of Achilles in the garden of his summer home, Achilleion, in Greece, Nachfolgia. He held a silver cup, full to the brim of cold, sparkling water. He sighed, then took a sip, still examining the mass of rock fashioned into a beautiful sculpture, commissioned by his ancestor, Wilhelm II, around a century before.
He turned around on his heel, executing a perfect military about-face. His shined black boots gleamed in the sun as he walked quickly over to Baron Carl von Clausewitz, the Generalfeldmarschall of the Preußischen Armee. 
Clausewitz sat smoking a pipe on the bench, his legs crossed, apparently deep in thought. He contemplatively stroked his chin, looking out at the waves.

"Clausewitz" the Kaiser said, striding up to the side of the marble bench.

The officer turned his head relaxedly to his emperor, also a distant cousin.

"Yes, sir?" he said slowly, taking another puff of sweet-smelling smoke from his pipe.

"The Declaration of War against the Federation - it has been successfully sent?"

"Yes. It has been telegrammed to all major news sources, and to the Kriegsministerium and all other ministries as needed."

"Good. The Armee has been mobilized?"

"Yes. Five panzer divisions, four artillery, and six infantry, as you asked."

"And you sent the orders to Generaladmiral Fliger, and Admiral Johannes."

"Indeed. I assure you, we shall beat the UFW easily. Our military is one of the most feared in the world, since the time of Frederick the Great. We had observed them for quite a while before our declaration of war - they are pitiful. We shall crush them."

"Of course, general. But, do you think any nations shall join the fight, on the side of the Federation?"

"We have specified that this is a conflict between only two nations. This is a private war."

"Of course. Well, Clausewitz, it is warm out here. Let us go in and have a beer."


The baron rose from his seat, stretching his arms and shoulders. He dumped the tobacco from his pipe into a nearby flowerpot and smiled.

"Then let us go."

Periodspace would like to support The United Federation of the World, since Periodspace is in the International Imperialist Army along with UFoW.