War on Non-Whites

by **Tarsas** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:11 pm

Dtn wrote:
Tarsas wrote:
The Tarsan forces launch B-52s from our aircraft carrier to bomb your ignore cannon facility. This was going to be cake.

OOC: Yeah right! Ever played ACE COMBAT? Our ignore cannon is like something from that - no B-52 could fly inside to the power core even if it was flown by Baloo from Talespin.

Fine I deploy 9 x-wings supported by the 5 A-wings. They fire proton torpedos into your core and blow your ignore cannon up.

by **Premislyd** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:11 pm

Gressia pulls out their 40 mechas after they killed all the nazis b/c nazis r ebulz derp

by **Tyhcoon** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:12 pm

Sattilites moved out. President Cord agrees to the legeslation, giving it his signature.

OOC: That was close! :lol:

by **Republic Of Hell** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:12 pm

Premislyd wrote:Gressia pulls out their 40 mechas after they killed all the nazis b/c nazis r ebulz derp

Said mechas have been teleported in to a neutron star. Can't have anyone around with mechas of all things.

by **Interstellar Space Corps** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:13 pm

Ok this thread is full of trolls. I'm out

by **Premislyd** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:13 pm

Republic Of Hell wrote:
Premislyd wrote:Gressia pulls out their 40 mechas after they killed all the nazis b/c nazis r ebulz derp

Said mechas have been teleported in to a neutron star. Can't have anyone around with mechas of all things.

Shit...

We send three super star destroyas and they blow up the neutron star FTW

by **Tyhcoon** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:14 pm

I'm out this sucks. >:(

by **Republic Of Hell** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:14 pm

Premislyd wrote:
Republic Of Hell wrote:
Said mechas have been teleported in to a neutron star. Can't have anyone around with mechas of all things.

Shit...

We send three super star destroyas and they blow up the neutron star FTW

The super star destroyers have been intercepted by a Xeelee Nightfighter, which gravity-waves them to death.

by **Dtn (Ancient)** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:14 pm

War. War never changes.

Dwantoine Tyberius Nelson, president, CEO and emperor-of-life of Dtn, thinks these words in his mind as he flies his jet (think the one from Iron Man) towards Tarsas. With one hand, he turns on the autopilot. With the other, he switches all the lights to red subdued lights. (OOC: This is to preserve night vision).

Then he goes to the back of the plane and suits up. He puts on a vest with lots of pockets full of ammunition and grenades. Then he puts on a belt with a holster carrying a Thompson-Contender .243 with a Leopold scope and sound suppressor. Then he picks up a M-60 machine gun.

He laces his boots and steps into a matte-black stealth glider pod. It drops from the belly of his Iron Man jet and whispers towards Tarsas, completely invisible to ALL air defense RADAR and SONAR.

Dwantoine Tyberius Nelson lights a cigar and smiles. Time to show the weenies in Tarsas who the real badass was.

by **Premislyd** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:15 pm

Republic Of Hell wrote:
Premislyd wrote:
Shit...

We send three super star destroyas and they blow up the neutron star FTW

The super star destroyers have been intercepted by a Xeelee Nightfighter, which gravity-waves them to death.

;-;

I guezz u winz

by **Antioch States** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:16 pm

I out match them way pull out

by **Tarsas** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:16 pm

Dtn wrote:War. War never changes.

Dwantoine Tyberius Nelson, president, CEO and emperor-of-life of Dtn, thinks these words in his mind as he flies his jet (think the one from Iron Man) towards Tarsas. With one hand, he turns on the autopilot. With the other, he switches all the lights to red subdued lights. (OOC: This is to preserve night vision).

Then he goes to the back of the plane and suits up. He puts on a vest with lots of pockets full of ammunition and grenades. Then he puts on a belt with a holster carrying a Thompson-Contender .243 with a Leopold scope and sound suppressor. Then he picks up a M-60 machine gun.

He laces his boots and steps into a matte-black stealth glider pod. It drops from the belly of his Iron Man jet and whispers towards Tarsas, completely invisible to ALL air defense RADAR and SONAR.

Dwantoine Tyberius Nelson lights a cigar and smiles. Time to show the weenies in Tarsas who the real badass was.

Tarsan forces are caught unawares and turn their flag upside down as a distress signal to make it obvious they need help. The president calls the army. The troops all have killzone helghast armor and guns. They move to intercept the president. TArsan president BOB "DESTROY YOUR TROOPS" SHREDDER made a speech telling the troops how proud he was.

by **Hibernion (Ancient)** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:17 pm

You do realize the German Reich is done fighting.

by **Dtn (Ancient)** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:19 pm

Dwantoine Tyberius Nelson steps out of his stealth glider on the lawn of the Tarsas Presidential Palace. He takes one last drag of his cigar and tosses it away. Then he lets loose a primal roar.

"ALL RIGHT, PRESIDENT OR OTHER SOVEREIGN LEADER OF TARSAS! TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL! I CHALLENGE YOU TO A GAME OF CHECKERS!"

by **Interstellar Space Corps** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:20 pm

...Why am I still reading this?

by **Tarsas** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:22 pm

The Tarsan president orders all troops to stand down. "NO, he has challenged me to a fair and honorable duel. I must take it. In the words of General Felix Duncan of the 3rd Sturmian Highland Division, my role model and my favorite person in the universe, "Soldiers of the Federation! Forward to victory!"

He gets a checker board and sits down preparing for the first move.

by **Dtn (Ancient)** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:22 pm

Lexico wrote:as our soldiers are to lazy to fight on, we send millions of cats to destroy your forces
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while some of them commit suicide....
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OOC: I think the second one is actually a fox.

by **Dtn (Ancient)** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:27 pm

Tarsas wrote:The Tarsan president orders all troops to stand down. "NO, he has challenged me to a fair and honorable duel. I must take it. In the words of General Felix Duncan of the 3rd Sturmian Highland Division, my role model and my favorite person in the universe, "Soldiers of the Federation! Forward to victory!"

He gets a checker board and sits down preparing for the first move.

Dwantoine Tyberius Nelson also sits at the checker board. He carefully studies the Tarsan president for any signs of weakness, using his finely-honed psychological skills to gain an edge in the upcoming match. Meanwhile he makes not even the tiniest gesture which may betray his strategy.

"Your move." His voice is like molten ice.

OOC:

Here is a map of a checkerboard.

by **Interstellar Space Corps** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:30 pm

Can someone tell me how we got from a racist war to a game of checkers?

by **Premislyd** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:31 pm

Interstellar Space Corps wrote:Can someone tell me how we got from a racist war to a game of checkers?

Use OoC for all OoC comments pl0x

kthxbai

by **Tarsas** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:31 pm

Dtn wrote:
Tarsas wrote:The Tarsan president orders all troops to stand down. "NO, he has challenged me to a fair and honorable duel. I must take it. In the words of General Felix Duncan of the 3rd Sturmian Highland Division, my role model and my favorite person in the universe, "Soldiers of the Federation! Forward to victory!"

He gets a checker board and sits down preparing for the first move.

Dwantoine Tyberius Nelson also sits at the checker board. He carefully studies the Tarsan president for any signs of weakness, using his finely-honed psychological skills to gain an edge in the upcoming match. Meanwhile he makes not even the tiniest gesture which may betray his strategy.

"Your move." His voice is like molten ice.

The game began and parties fought hard. The Tarsan president's armor released unsettling amounts of high density testosterone, which reacted with the Dtn president obviously large amount of estrogen, and it cancelled out his psychological effect. The hard fought game ended up being a draw.

by **Republic Of Hell** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:32 pm

This is now a 20 questions thread

by **Interstellar Space Corps** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:33 pm

Tarsas wrote:
Dtn wrote:
Dwantoine Tyberius Nelson also sits at the checker board. He carefully studies the Tarsan president for any signs of weakness, using his finely-honed psychological skills to gain an edge in the upcoming match. Meanwhile he makes not even the tiniest gesture which may betray his strategy.

"Your move." His voice is like molten ice.

The game began and parties fought hard. The Tarsan president's armor released unsettling amounts of high density testosterone, which reacted with the Dtn president obviously large amount of estrogen, and it cancelled out his psychological effect. The hard fought game ended up being a draw.

OOC: Btw this whole thing is kinda ooc now you went from a nazi war to a game of checkers. Did you just call that other dude gay xD

by **Dtn (Ancient)** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:36 pm

"Damn! This ALWAYS happens!" In his consternation, a hint of Dwantoine Tyberius Nelson's unease in social circumstances pierces his normally icy-cool demeanor.

"Anyway...uh...good game, I guess. My stealth glider can't take off, so can I get a ride to Deneagers so I can start shooting them? We'll call the war a draw."

by **Tarsas** » Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:37 pm

Dtn wrote:"Damn! This ALWAYS happens!" In his consternation, a hint of Dwantoine Tyberius Nelson's unease in social circumstances pierces his normally icy-cool demeanor.

"Anyway...uh...good game, I guess. My stealth glider can't take off, so can I get a ride to Deneagers so I can start shooting them? We'll call the war a draw."

The Tarsan president shook the man's hand and gave him the keys to a new rail gun battleship. "Sure take this with you. A gift from my nation to kill those bastards with,"

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