Zion Colonization/OOC Closed

[Socialist Republic of Andrew]

"Get yee gruby hands away for me butty or or rum yee gets where im going with this."

[The Orson Empire]

"Get yee gruby hands away for me butty or or rum yee gets where im going with this."

"Give me the bottle, Andrew," says McNultey. "Before I make ye walk the plank!"

[Socialist Republic of Andrew]

"This here be mutany you hear me mutany. I dare yee to take it from i." Andrew said while thinking he pulled out a sword but actually a ruler.

[Soviet sptesnaz]

"This here be mutany you hear me mutany. I dare yee to take it from i." Andrew said while thinking he pulled out a sword but actually a ruler.

no andrew no said sergei and he takes out a sword and andrew thinks thats a ruler

[The Orson Empire]

"This here be mutany you hear me mutany. I dare yee to take it from i." Andrew said while thinking he pulled out a sword but actually a ruler.

"Ha, its just a ruler Andrew. What do you expect to do with that?" McNultey snatches away the ruler and the bottle and chugs down the rest of the Rum.

[Socialist Republic of Andrew]

"What will yee be able to do against me with a ruler when i have this here sword." Then Andrew takes another sip of rum. Then Sam takes it from him then Andrew said "Fine then ill just drink this rum." And starts gulping it down.

[The Orson Empire]

"What will yee be able to do against me with a ruler when i have this here sword." Then Andrew takes another sip of rum. Then Sam takes it from him then Andrew said "Fine then ill just drink this rum." And starts gulping it down.

After drinking, Sam gets that familiar woozy feeling again. "Oh no, now I'm drunk..." he then falls onto the floor, out cold.

[Soviet sptesnaz]

"What will yee be able to do against me with a ruler when i have this here sword." Then Andrew takes another sip of rum. Then Sam takes it from him then Andrew said "Fine then ill just drink this rum." And starts gulping it down.

aww i want some and sergei steals a bottle and drinks it

[Socialist Republic of Andrew]

"Yeee be a light weight compared to old Captain Andrew master of the rum and 7 seas." Then he puts his foot on a chair and then says "Arrg yee best gives to bottle back to i then Andrew steps on Sams rum bottle, slips on the floor, and passes out

[The Orson Empire]

"Yeee be a light weight compared to old Captain Andrew master of the rum and 7 seas." Then he puts his foot on a chair and then says "Arrg yee best gives to bottle back to i then Andrew steps on Sams rum bottle, slips on the floor, and passes out

2 hours later, they wake up. The bunker is still closed. "Ughhh, Andrew? Wake up, man. We got to do the..observation thingie."

[Socialist Republic of Andrew]

"UUUGGGGGG 5 more minutes mom i don't wanna go to school."

[The Orson Empire]

"UUUGGGGGG 5 more minutes mom i don't wanna go to school."

"Andrew, wake up. Your not on Earth, your on Zion. Wake up!"

[Socialist Republic of Andrew]

"UHHH MY HEAD HURTS AND IM VERY HUNGERY. CAN WE HAVE BREAKFEST FIRST?"

[The Orson Empire]

"UHHH MY HEAD HURTS AND IM VERY HUNGERY. CAN WE HAVE BREAKFEST FIRST?"

"ANDREW! DAMN IT, WAKE UP!!" McNultey manages to yell.

[Socialist Republic of Andrew]

"HHHHHUUU YOU YELL AT ME WHILE IM IN A HANGOVER AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU YOU UNDERSTAND ME I WILL KILL YOU!!!"Andrew said to Sam

[The Orson Empire]

"HHHHHUUU YOU YELL AT ME WHILE IM IN A HANGOVER AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU YOU UNDERSTAND ME I WILL KILL YOU!!!"Andrew said to Sam

"CALM DOWN DAMN IT! MY PATIENCE IS THIN," McNultey yells at Andrew. "We need to go scan for life forms!"

[Soviet sptesnaz]

"HHHHHUUU YOU YELL AT ME WHILE IM IN A HANGOVER AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU YOU UNDERSTAND ME I WILL KILL YOU!!!"Andrew said to Sam

"CALM DOWN DAMN IT! MY PATIENCE IS THIN," McNultey yells at Andrew. "We need to go scan for life forms!"

but then they notised that sergei was gone

[Socialist Republic of Andrew]

"Fine lets scan the stupid planet for stupid life." Andrew said angered for being woken up
"Hey where's Sergi? He was right there last night?"

[The Orson Empire]

"Fine lets scan the stupid planet for stupid life." Andrew said angered for being woken up
"Hey where's Sergi? He was right there last night?"

"I don't care, lets just scan this planet for life, go eliminate it, and then go back to sleep, thank you." McNultey says, irritated

[Socialist Republic of Andrew]

"Yeah sure all i get paid to do lead, find, and kill things." Andrew said even more irritated

[The Orson Empire]

"Yeah sure all i get paid to do lead, find, and kill things." Andrew said even more irritated

"O, and you think the Fat F**cks down in Fort Victorium pay me alot?" I get squat compared to those rats!" says McNultey, now angered

[Socialist Republic of Andrew]

"Yeah well i get paid a boat load. No lituraly a boat load.Any ways haha i get more money then you." Andrew said in a hestarical voice

[The Orson Empire]

"Yeah well i get paid a boat load. No lituraly a boat load.Any ways haha i get more money then you." Andrew said in a hestarical voice

" We all get paid the same, accept I get less money. Now can we go scan these life forms, please? I want another drink." "And if yout hink thats funy, then your wrong!"

[Socialist Republic of Andrew]

"Fine computer scan for life forms in a 50 mile radius of SFB a.k.a. The Park." "Scanning comencing." "There you happy now? Besides i still get paid more then you."

[The Orson Empire]

"Fine computer scan for life forms in a 50 mile radius of SFB a.k.a. The Park." "Scanning comencing."

"Good. HURRY UP, WILL YA! I AIN'T GOT ALL DAY, DAMN IT!"