The Joplonian Crusades [Closed, TFU ONLY]

[Midrasia]

July 24th
After The Steel Allegiance, containing the nations of: Delsola, Phaedrus Imperator and Dolorem, officially declared war on Jopolis, sheer panic has spread throughout The Federal Union.
Many Joplonian citizens have been evacuated and a defensive plan is being drawn up. Coordinating with Jopolis is Stovilium and DEV0N. The Joplonian pact is focusing on the preservation and safety of the people of Jopolis, whilst the Allegiance is focusing on expanding its borders.
So far P.I. troops have been spotted approaching Mt. Mallum, and Dolorem troops are preparing to assault the river city of Las Tamura.
The Stovilium Navy has also been spotted, heading westwards in the Sea of Cyan, but it is unknown if it is heading for Jopolis.

[Delsola]

Wow, there is literally no good reason to support us...

Except! That this is historical Phaedran land! Jopolis has been too liberal in its advances towards the borders, and my esteemed colleagues have every right to push back the forces.

The Delsolan Navy has begun mobilization and plans to approach the Jopolian port capital of Jopolonium. The current plan is only a blockade. The ships shall depart as soon as available, and travel along the Helmsmere Channel. Ground troops are not to be deployed as yet, but stand at the ready, should the Jopolians not accept our peace treaty, after we give them a good lesson in how to fight!

[DEV0N]

Finally, spoiler tags for the Fed.U!

[Phaedrus Imperator]

**INCOMING TRANSMISSION**

There is no way you can win, Jopolis. We will wipe you out for what you did to Copias Malum, and enslave your people. We will kill you, and the Steel Allegiance will take your land.
Goodbye, Jopolis.

**END TRANSMISSION**

The Phaedran military have taken the land around Mt. Mallum and have killed all resistors. It has been absorbed into the P.I. borders.

[Phaedrus Imperator]

The Phaedran Command have launched ξ-6 missiles to attack Joplonian support ships. They have demanded that the Stovillian and DEV0Nian armies stand down or they will fall.

[DEV0N]

Ehwha
Well then, DEVONs navy has surrounded the waters around Jopolis with sea mines. This includes the bay-ish thing between Dolorem and Jopolis, the NE part of the Helmsmere channel and the NW part of the Sea of Cyan. To get past you must post an image of you completing minesweeper on the harders difficulty setting and the biggest board. Take that saner nations!

[Delsola]

No mega missles, not even ICBMs. We discussed this. Goo ol' traditional ground conflict, naval battles and dogfights.

Super weapons are finishers, and only then.

[DEV0N]

See that James? Now who stinks? Oh, it's Gary.

[Delsola]

Robin, seriously, we actually want to do this. Please don't ruim this with bad RP, as you do most of the time.

[DEV0N]

Devon does have a large navy.

[Delsola]

You still can't just put sea mines everywhere, just like that.

[Stovilium]

Stovilium bombers have moved into position finally. The volcano is target one. After the bombs have been sent the pheadrus army is expected to be separated and the pyroclastic flows causing mass panic and death. Supply lines are messed up north.

(Jonno isnt here so il just tell you his part)

Engortian shelling begins... Delsolan ships targeted at long range down south and Dolorem shelled everywhere. The volcano gets shelled to ensure the eruption.

Stovilium fast movers bomb Dolorem advances slightly acting as a "flare" for the larger bombers.

[DEV0N]

Who says I didn't do it before the forum was created? Anyway, it's a quite thin barrier around the coast, I was just listing what waters the mines were in, no matter how little of them there were.

[Phaedrus Imperator]

Yeah, Ryan, shell the civillians. Great plan.

[Dolorem]

Aha but we have expeced as such. We anticipated that Delsola would reveal plans to Stovillium and have responded by setting up rail guns and anti aircraft guns on the newly obtained fishing village, waiting for Delsola to arrive before moving forward. I warn that any aircraft further ocming will be shot down, as we cannot risk it being a foe.

(P.S Stovillium is only doing this because they're angry that I killed him in minecraft training)

[Stovilium]

No I planned to do that before hand, I told you.

Anyway all things like that need to be told to Midrasia before just saying that.

Also the civilians should either be evacuated or in a hole, or dead

[DEV0N]

Can't Midrasia read the forum like everyone else, it's annoying to post everything twice.

[Dolorem]

(I am sorry, but that is seriously Godmoding and I hat going on about it, but seriously Stovillium, you can just shell the whole nation and say in your post that you win.

[Stovilium]

(I am sorry, but that is seriously Godmoding and I hat going on about it, but seriously Stovillium, you can just shell the whole nation and say in your post that you win.

for Christs sake arguing already? Engortia shells prime targets, not whole cities

[Dolorem]

You just said Dolorem shelled everywhere

[Stovilium]

Dolorem shelled everywhere, in your advance not your city. By everywhere I mean your general area has been shelled.

[DEV0N]

Just a quick note: check your telegrams. There may be private messages for you that aren't on the forum.

[Midrasia]

[OOC] Im putting in new regulations, do i can manage this properly
[IC]The Stovilium and Engortian air-strikes have stalled the Doloremi and P.I. advancement,P.I. soldiers have been told to bunker down for the night. Whilst the Devon mines are proving innefective, as Delsola moves up the channel. Itll take some time for the advancement to continue.

[DEV0N]

Works for me.

[Delsola]

Stovilium, that wouldn't work at all. Battleships? Not like they have massive AA guns. And my ships have hardly left, you'd have to fly straight over my airspace. Not like we'd notice you, or have radar on battleships. Oh, wait. And you can't erupt a volcano by bombing it.
You also aren't allowed to just command the Engortian armed forces. And your country is literally continents away, don't you think it would take a while to get there?
You wouldn't know where the Dolorem forcrs are, that is meta. They're on the bkrder, but they could be on the border anywhere. The overview I gave was for the benifit of readers, you wouldn't just know those things. And to take out literakky an entire army, in fact two, and a navy, both inside enemy territory, is completely unfeasable.

Devon, mines you can have, just not in waters that aren't yours, as in the Fridgel Channel. It'd be a bad idea for trade, as you'd be able to get literally no imports, and it would cost a bomb (if you'd pardon the pun) but hey...