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by Huerdae » Tue Jun 11, 2013 7:37 am
Xiscapia wrote:It amused her for a time to wonder if the two fleets could not see each other, so she could imagine them blindly stabbing in the dark, like a game of tag, if tag was played with rocket launchers in pitch blackness.
[17:15] <Telros> OH HO HO, YOU THOUGHT HUE WAS OUT OF LUCK, DID YOU
[17:15] <Telros> KUKUKU, HE HAS REINFORCEMENTS
[17:15] <Telros> FOR TELROS IS REINFORCEMENTS MAN
Rezo wrote:If your battleship turrets have a smaller calibre than your penis is long, you're doing it wrong.
by Xiscapia » Wed Jun 12, 2013 12:40 am
Huerdae wrote:By forcing me to post, I hold you solely responsible for the madness my mind creates, Xis.
Voloia wrote:Not my best work, I just wanted to help with moving the Rp along...
by Huerdae » Wed Jun 12, 2013 6:07 am
They don't have the fun sort of sex. It's the painful, "why, god oh why" sex that they do only because they have to stay alive. I kinda doubt that's your dream.
Xiscapia wrote:It amused her for a time to wonder if the two fleets could not see each other, so she could imagine them blindly stabbing in the dark, like a game of tag, if tag was played with rocket launchers in pitch blackness.
[17:15] <Telros> OH HO HO, YOU THOUGHT HUE WAS OUT OF LUCK, DID YOU
[17:15] <Telros> KUKUKU, HE HAS REINFORCEMENTS
[17:15] <Telros> FOR TELROS IS REINFORCEMENTS MAN
Rezo wrote:If your battleship turrets have a smaller calibre than your penis is long, you're doing it wrong.
by The IASM » Wed Jun 12, 2013 8:22 am
by Xiscapia » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:34 pm
Huerdae wrote:They don't have the fun sort of sex. It's the painful, "why, god oh why" sex that they do only because they have to stay alive. I kinda doubt that's your dream.Xiscapia wrote:
So the Karkouah will literally die if they don't have sex? A species after my own heart. There's fucking tears in my eyes from the beauty of it.
If I'm wrong, hey, to each his own.
The IASM wrote:I would like to join this as a terrorist organisation known as the Coyat. It is a basically an AI who controls a series of lesser AI robots that are able to operate somewhat independently from the main AI. They have what is equal to a destroyer under their control however they are good users of relativistic weaponry which is their main anti ship weapon.
Ikarus Dominion wrote:Soooooooooon!
by Huerdae » Thu Jun 13, 2013 12:39 pm
Your interest? Sure. Your desire? Probably. Your domain? Boy, if you think you have a domain that involves my sex, you are sorely mistaken in the backside, and I'll collar your sorry ass to prove it.
Xiscapia wrote:It amused her for a time to wonder if the two fleets could not see each other, so she could imagine them blindly stabbing in the dark, like a game of tag, if tag was played with rocket launchers in pitch blackness.
[17:15] <Telros> OH HO HO, YOU THOUGHT HUE WAS OUT OF LUCK, DID YOU
[17:15] <Telros> KUKUKU, HE HAS REINFORCEMENTS
[17:15] <Telros> FOR TELROS IS REINFORCEMENTS MAN
Rezo wrote:If your battleship turrets have a smaller calibre than your penis is long, you're doing it wrong.
by Xenohumanity » Thu Jun 13, 2013 1:05 pm
by Alversia » Thu Jun 13, 2013 2:05 pm
Xenohumanity wrote:Huerdae wrote:Your interest? Sure. Your desire? Probably. Your domain? Boy, if you think you have a domain that involves my sex, you are sorely mistaken in the backside, and I'll collar your sorry ass to prove it.
A little while back, I was considering making a statement to the effect that if I got myself involved in this, I'd be humbled by a force of uncontrolled lunacy and such vast clouds of salty muck that they approached a level of capricious sapience by virtue of neural networking between the globs and blobs. Instead, I sat back and wondered if my hypothesis would hold.
It would appear that it has. Take that as you will.
And besides, you're both chump change. If I put my mind to it, I'd be churning out 'differently normal' cyberpunk kinkiness that'd have the two of you awkwardly twiddling your thumbs and waiting for a chance to leave the room to go thank your therapists that you're not as crazy as me. Consider that fair warning. Or advertisement. Knowing you two, hell, knowing everybody, you'd probably like it, you monsters.
by Huerdae » Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:10 pm
Xiscapia wrote:It amused her for a time to wonder if the two fleets could not see each other, so she could imagine them blindly stabbing in the dark, like a game of tag, if tag was played with rocket launchers in pitch blackness.
[17:15] <Telros> OH HO HO, YOU THOUGHT HUE WAS OUT OF LUCK, DID YOU
[17:15] <Telros> KUKUKU, HE HAS REINFORCEMENTS
[17:15] <Telros> FOR TELROS IS REINFORCEMENTS MAN
Rezo wrote:If your battleship turrets have a smaller calibre than your penis is long, you're doing it wrong.
by Xenohumanity » Thu Jun 13, 2013 5:29 pm
Huerdae wrote:Tell me, Xeno, how is your relationship with your mother?
by Voloia » Thu Jun 13, 2013 6:41 pm
Huerdae wrote:But, yeah. Karkouah pretty much start shutting down without sex. And sex is pretty violent and painful for females, at least. I may have it different for the males. Haven't decided yet. Probably not, though. I'm very much tempted to have the males ejaculate by breaking off tip of the penis in the female. When it grows back, they're ready to have sex again. Inside the female it breaks down and the sperm escape to fertilize eggs? Yes, I could see it working. Thoughts? It seems suitably alien to me.
by Xiscapia » Sun Jun 16, 2013 8:36 pm
Huerdae wrote:Your interest? Sure. Your desire? Probably. Your domain? Boy, if you think you have a domain that involves my sex, you are sorely mistaken in the backside, and I'll collar your sorry ass to prove it.
But, yeah. Karkouah pretty much start shutting down without sex. And sex is pretty violent and painful for females, at least. I may have it different for the males. Haven't decided yet. Probably not, though. I'm very much tempted to have the males ejaculate by breaking off tip of the penis in the female. When it grows back, they're ready to have sex again. Inside the female it breaks down and the sperm escape to fertilize eggs? Yes, I could see it working. Thoughts? It seems suitably alien to me.
Xenohumanity wrote:Huerdae wrote:Your interest? Sure. Your desire? Probably. Your domain? Boy, if you think you have a domain that involves my sex, you are sorely mistaken in the backside, and I'll collar your sorry ass to prove it.
A little while back, I was considering making a statement to the effect that if I got myself involved in this, I'd be humbled by a force of uncontrolled lunacy and such vast clouds of salty muck that they approached a level of capricious sapience by virtue of neural networking between the globs and blobs. Instead, I sat back and wondered if my hypothesis would hold.
It would appear that it has. Take that as you will.
And besides, you're both chump change. If I put my mind to it, I'd be churning out 'differently normal' cyberpunk kinkiness that'd have the two of you awkwardly twiddling your thumbs and waiting for a chance to leave the room to go thank your therapists that you're not as crazy as me. Consider that fair warning. Or advertisement. Knowing you two, hell, knowing everybody, you'd probably like it, you monsters.
Huerdae wrote:Are you surprised, Alv? I'm building a species, and they suddenly feel intimidated by it. I can only interpret this as the impression that they are not comfortable in their sexuality. Tell me, Xeno, how is your relationship with your mother?
Xenohumanity wrote:And for that I'm going to lose half my squad to you, Hue, seeing as I believe in karma.
Voloia wrote:Huerdae wrote:But, yeah. Karkouah pretty much start shutting down without sex. And sex is pretty violent and painful for females, at least. I may have it different for the males. Haven't decided yet. Probably not, though. I'm very much tempted to have the males ejaculate by breaking off tip of the penis in the female. When it grows back, they're ready to have sex again. Inside the female it breaks down and the sperm escape to fertilize eggs? Yes, I could see it working. Thoughts? It seems suitably alien to me.
That is extremely painful sounding...
by Voloia » Mon Jun 17, 2013 1:56 pm
And bounced back to you..
Voloia wrote:Huerdae wrote:But, yeah. Karkouah pretty much start shutting down without sex. And sex is pretty violent and painful for females, at least. I may have it different for the males. Haven't decided yet. Probably not, though. I'm very much tempted to have the males ejaculate by breaking off tip of the penis in the female. When it grows back, they're ready to have sex again. Inside the female it breaks down and the sperm escape to fertilize eggs? Yes, I could see it working. Thoughts? It seems suitably alien to me.
That is extremely painful sounding...
This is what Hue does in his spare time.
by Huerdae » Mon Jun 17, 2013 2:00 pm
That only took about two minutes to come up with, if that...how can you not have two minutes?Voloia wrote:Really! I wish, I had that much freedom/free time in my life.
Xiscapia wrote:It amused her for a time to wonder if the two fleets could not see each other, so she could imagine them blindly stabbing in the dark, like a game of tag, if tag was played with rocket launchers in pitch blackness.
[17:15] <Telros> OH HO HO, YOU THOUGHT HUE WAS OUT OF LUCK, DID YOU
[17:15] <Telros> KUKUKU, HE HAS REINFORCEMENTS
[17:15] <Telros> FOR TELROS IS REINFORCEMENTS MAN
Rezo wrote:If your battleship turrets have a smaller calibre than your penis is long, you're doing it wrong.
by Daemonicai » Wed Jun 19, 2013 11:10 am
by Daemonicai » Wed Jun 19, 2013 10:08 pm
by Xiscapia » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:45 pm
by Daemonicai » Thu Jun 20, 2013 6:48 pm
Xiscapia wrote:Accepted, Daemon. I'll add the Trident Group/Sacred Band and Helen Barca and Hannibal Black to the OP. Post whenever you're ready.
by Xiscapia » Fri Sep 13, 2013 3:07 am
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