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Official Heirosoloan MemoAddressee(s): Foreign Affairs, MILCOMOffice of International Affairs,Regarding: Idiots getting lolkilled.386 International Street, Orbis, NSDate and Time: 5:57 PM, March 26th, the year 2012.Good morning!
The nation of Heirosoloa and her allies are tired of Western Democrotic Germany. Initially because of WDG's idiotic plan to somehow identify, corral, and then subjugate homosexuals, but mostly because Western Democrotic Germany seems to think is is anything other than a bug.
As such, we are going to crush the WDG like a bug. Because that's what it is. Judging from our vastly superior military the war will be short. The council greatly apologizes for the extra workload, but also would like to offer extra overtime benefits for employees who choose to spend even more time in the office than with the family.
In short, we're going to crush some idiots. So, it'll be a long week. Drink some Gatorade.
Council of Foreign Affairs,
Juan Carlos, head of Council of Foreign Affairs
Heirosoloan forces discreetly began mobilizing for an invasion of WDG. Official declarations were not made, and the majority of troop movements were explained as preparations for war games. Various fleets began amassing throughout the archipelago, gathering troops. It had been a long time since Heirosoloa had invaded a foreign power, and her forces were itching (if not wholly prepared) for the chance to spread the Glorious Phoenix Empire. Heirosoloan High Command, however, was hesitant on deciding an overall strategy without knowing the commitment of the other foreign powers who had declared hostilities against WDG.
The use of reconnaissance planes had not been authorized, as one being captured would blow the whole surprise-attack plan out of the water. However, basic spy photography and a collection of sources on the inside of WDG provided for a simple framework of the defenses that the armed forces would be expecting to face.
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