The Fontorian Tribal War

[Fontoria]

We found out who the new foe was (see The Fontorian Green War). Tribes. 50 miles away from the East of Fontoria, there is a small island about the size of a small town. We were unaware that there was life there. These tribel people have learned how to build boats and are now invading our land so that they will conquour. Are army is fighting off this suprisingly large army of highly skilled cannables. If anyone is out there, please help. They are also stealing our technology, so this is a disadvantage. Even our new greenhead allys are struggling (see The Fontorian Green War).

[Nazi Germany III]

I will assist, but you made a spelling error: are army = our army. Sorry, I'm a petty Grammar Nazi.

What assistance could I provide?

[Harkonna]

OHAI! I HEER UR NEW 2 INTURNASHUNAL INCEEDENTZ. EEN AWRDUR 2 HALP EEMPRUV UR UNDURSTANDING UF TEH FAWRUM, RAWLPLEYING IN GENURUL, AN ETTIKQWET, HEER AR A FEW LEENKS THAT U SHUD REED.

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[Fontoria]

What assistance could I provide?

About 2500 troops would be great.

[Fontoria]

OHAI! I HEER UR NEW 2 INTURNASHUNAL INCEEDENTZ. EEN AWRDUR 2 HALP EEMPRUV UR UNDURSTANDING UF TEH FAWRUM, RAWLPLEYING IN GENURUL, AN ETTIKQWET, HEER AR A FEW LEENKS THAT U SHUD REED.

Sorry, what? I understand what you are saying. Are you speeking slang, forren, or is your spelling just bad? No-offence.

[Ahtreil]

OHAI! I HEER UR NEW 2 INTURNASHUNAL INCEEDENTZ. EEN AWRDUR 2 HALP EEMPRUV UR UNDURSTANDING UF TEH FAWRUM, RAWLPLEYING IN GENURUL, AN ETTIKQWET, HEER AR A FEW LEENKS THAT U SHUD REED.

Sorry, what? I understand what you are saying. Are you speeking slang, forren, or is your spelling just bad? No-offence.

Well... He is sarcastic...

But really, how the hell could a bunch of isolated people who live on an island start a war against technologically superior soldier that they are winning? Yes, they're stealing your technology, but just try to learn a stone age man how to use a semi-automatic rifle or whatever...

Also, what is the reason for them attacking? They can't know much about your government, nation, culture, or anything, due to their isolation...

[Fontoria]

But really, how the hell could a bunch of isolated people who live on an island start a war against technologically superior soldier that they are winning? Yes, they're stealing your technology, but just try to learn a stone age man how to use a semi-automatic rifle or whatever...

Also, what is the reason for them attacking? They can't know much about your government, nation, culture, or anything, due to their isolation...

As I said up there, they are highly skilled. They also developed poisenous bombs that even though they are basic, they are deadly, and the gas in them are only found on their island. And their reason for attacking is so they get more land to breed on as their island is becoming overun.

[Ahtreil]

But really, how the hell could a bunch of isolated people who live on an island start a war against technologically superior soldier that they are winning? Yes, they're stealing your technology, but just try to learn a stone age man how to use a semi-automatic rifle or whatever...

Also, what is the reason for them attacking? They can't know much about your government, nation, culture, or anything, due to their isolation...

As I said up there, they are highly skilled. They also developed poisenous bombs that even though they are basic, they are deadly, and the gas in them are only found on their island. And their reason for attacking is so they get more land to breed on as their island is becoming overun.

But wouldn't their so beloved cannibalism solve that last problem?/sarcasm

And skilled how? I mean, you can be good with a sword, but you'd still be shot if you ever fought with a soldier...

And those gas bombs... I thought modern militaries had access to gas masks and hazmat-suits, so really, that shouldn't be such a huge problem...

[Materado]

I think someone needs to find a better back story

[Fontoria]

But wouldn't their so beloved cannibalism solve that last problem?/sarcasm

And skilled how? I mean, you can be good with a sword, but you'd still be shot if you ever fought with a soldier...

And those gas bombs... I thought modern militaries had access to gas masks and hazmat-suits, so really, that shouldn't be such a huge problem...

A) No, they are a massive tribe, so they're basicly like family, but they don't mind eating us.
B) They are skilled both mentaly and physicly. They're like a whole island full of batmans, but with the lack of technology.
C)These bombs are special. First, the gas atoms pierce through the gas mask, then pierces though organs and the rest of the body, and finaly, the body liturely falls apart like sand! And we can't access this gas for ourselves as all our scientists die in the proccess. And before you ask how they contain it, they pack them in a special kind of stone that can take it. And another question you may ask "but would'nt the gas break down everything", no it would'nt, the gas itself breaks down itself soon.

[Ahtreil]

But wouldn't their so beloved cannibalism solve that last problem?/sarcasm

And skilled how? I mean, you can be good with a sword, but you'd still be shot if you ever fought with a soldier...

And those gas bombs... I thought modern militaries had access to gas masks and hazmat-suits, so really, that shouldn't be such a huge problem...

A) No, they are a massive tribe, so they're basicly like family, but they don't mind eating us.
B) They are skilled both mentaly and physicly. They're like a whole island full of batmans, but with the lack of technology.
C)These bombs are special. First, the gas atoms pierce through the gas mask, then pierces though organs and the rest of the body, and finaly, the body liturely falls apart like sand! And we can't access this gas for ourselves as all our scientists die in the proccess. And before you ask how they contain it, they pack them in a special kind of stone that can take it. And another question you may ask "but would'nt the gas break down everything", no it would'nt, the gas itself breaks down itself soon.

B)But your army still has better equipment. No one can jump out of the bath of a bullet, how good they are mentally or physically. Yes, they may be stealthy, But still...
C) Uhm... There is no gas that does that, and i don't think that is even chemically possible. Most toxic gases are blood agents, nerve agents, blister agents, and other scary sounding things, but there is no such thing as ''Making people spontaneously combust-agent''

[Fontoria]

B)But your army still has better equipment. No one can jump out of the bath of a bullet, how good they are mentally or physically. Yes, they may be stealthy, But still...
C) Uhm... There is no gas that does that, and i don't think that is even chemically possible. Most toxic gases are blood agents, nerve agents, blister agents, and other scary sounding things, but there is no such thing as ''Making people spontaneously combust-agent''

B)Well what happened was they hijacked a viliage, and stoll technology and now, they have the tec!
c)It only exists on their island.

This only exists in this role playing game, in real life, I just made it up!

[Nazi Germany III]

Your multiple and quite frequent spelling and grammar errors has driven me to the conclusion that you are ten years old, tops.

Plus, you have no reasonable backstory. Right now, it looks like all you're trying to do is make a splash on the forums.

Those 2,500 troops aren't going anywhere until a reasonable explanation and sound story is developed. Actually, I should just nuke you...../sarcasm

[Materado]

^ Seconded, Might put that in my sig

[Fontoria]

Your multiple and quite frequent spelling and grammar errors has driven me to the conclusion that you are ten years old, tops.

Plus, you have no reasonable backstory. Right now, it looks like all you're trying to do is make a splash on the forums.

Those 2,500 troops aren't going anywhere until a reasonable explanation and sound story is developed. Actually, I should just nuke you...../sarcasm

Ok, this is the story of Fontoria and the tribal people...
The people of Fontria were born in Britian. They got Fed up with the leadership of Britian, so when we discoverd some land, we traveled there and built up. While a few 100 miles away, A small island had tribal life there. Only the lucky few lived on land while alot of the population lived under ground. Then they discoverd how to build boats and found our land. They quickly killed off 2 whole vilages, and stole the 2 vilages technology. Soon they quickly stole and developed technology, to combat us. And their poision is exclusive to their island.

And for your information, I am older than 10.

[Nazi Germany III]

Must be 11.....damnit, I always get that wrong.

Let us in NG3 think it over, we will get back to you in the morning.

[Materado]

I have to say it because its pissing me off...ITS TRIBAL T-R-I-B-A-L, Not tribel, Tribal

[Nazi Germany III]

I have to say it because its pissing me off...ITS TRIBAL T-R-I-B-A-L, Not tribel, Tribal

GRAMMAR NAZIS, UNITE!

[Fontoria]

I have to say it because its pissing me off...ITS TRIBAL T-R-I-B-A-L, Not tribel, Tribal

Ok, i've changed the spellings on my posts. And NG3, i'm older than 11!

[Nazi Germany III]

I have to say it because its pissing me off...ITS TRIBAL T-R-I-B-A-L, Not tribel, Tribal

Ok, i've changed the spellings on my posts. And NG3, i'm older than 11!

12! Must be 12!

[Fontoria]

I am still older than 12

[Materado]

13-14?

Thats as high as I am prepared to go, Unless you have some form of Condition explaining your grammar, and lack of storyline, I apologise, But People are supposed to Read and Understand how to RP before doing so. Users Like myself and others are there to ensure this. No offense

[Nazi Germany III]

Hey, maybe he screwed up his math too, and he's actually /younger/. Live five.

[Fontoria]

Can we just continue with this thread even if the storyline's shit?

[Cruciland]

Sorry, what? I understand what you are saying. Are you speeking slang, forren, or is your spelling just bad? No-offence.

Well... He is sarcastic...

But really, how the hell could a bunch of isolated people who live on an island start a war against technologically superior soldier that they are winning? Yes, they're stealing your technology, but just try to learn a stone age man how to use a semi-automatic rifle or whatever...

Also, what is the reason for them attacking? They can't know much about your government, nation, culture, or anything, due to their isolation...

Natives winning against technological gods? Welcome to "Avatar".