
BBC -- COOKIE CITY At 9:44 AM PST the northern peninsulas broke away from the Federation.
The Northern part of the Federation is extremely poor making 6 cookies a month per capita. Compare that to the south which makes 4000 cookies a month per capita. Led by Vladmir Wafer the Workers front quickly secured the Crisp peninsula, at the Sugar peninsula Josef Vanilla met more resistance
Chairman Hugo Chip said to us
"We are shocked this plauge has reached the homeland and willl crush these workers who dont make any planes!"



