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Postby The Ctan » Fri Mar 23, 2012 6:54 pm

Battle

As the Menelmacari munitions fell like a rain storm, the necrons swept forwards, their advance renewed in energy and drive, heavy vehicles blasting out to destroy or disable trains, while hovering and flying necrons, now freed from any concern of the enemy batteries, zoomed out over the land to engage the guns, and take captives. Always captives were taken, man, woman, tortoise or mushroom, the necrons seemed only to kill as a last resort, though they were quite brutal with thier captives, freely beating any that didn't immediately surrender and throwing them into Gaol Arks.

"I'm not even sure it's sapient," one said, as two of its warrior-bodies held a strange cloth-like thing.

"Nangnangnangnangnangnangnangnangnangnangnangnangnangnangnangnang!" said the creature, some kind of bizzare thing that looked like an item of clothing with a few humanoid features.

"I don't know. Shall we kill it?"

"No, throw it in with the others," the warrior said, and folded the nangnang in half, throwing it onto a captive turtle.


At last, they came upon the zombie horde, and began eagerly rounding up the hug-zombies as they tried to maunder up to the necrons and make friends with them. The human zombies were zip-tied and hurled into the prison transports, while the turtles were forced to retract into their shells and then had plastic belts put around them to stop their arms and legs getting out again, while Mushrooms were simply bagged, placed in plastic bags with air holes in them, that hung from the underside of the hovering vehicles. Terrible moans of dismay and befuddlement emanated from them as the loaded Gaol Arks turned around and headed back with their cargo, zombie and soldier alike.

Prisoner Processing, Imperial Necrontyr Ship Reaper of Light

A necron lord stood on a balcony watching as the prisoners were trundled along a conveyer, and tipped into cells on either side of the aisle, the zombies considered low risk, the mushrooms treated as the highest. The lord floated, hovering on his gravitic body, looking over the non-zombie turtles.

He picked one out, and moved into the cell, through the force-shield that confined it, grabbing the largest turtle by the shell.

"What are y' doin' t' me, darn robot!" the turtle demanded, "A'hm a prisoner o' war, y'hear! Ah demand t' see the Red Cross! Ah demand ta see a priest!"

"Silence," the Lord said, carrying the huge, four foot tortoise.

"Ah will not be silent-uh! Ah am a free turtle!"

"Wrong."

"And ah demandah' ta see the TurtleShroom ambassador! Ah demand-uh ta se the World Assembly monitors!"

"You will be lucky to see anything ever again," the necron said, as he carried the turtle through the portal, "you are going to the Grand Inquisitor of the Greater Pony Herd."

The turtle shut up for a moment, pulling inside his shell, "Please! No! Not that! Anything but that! Not the Devil Hawses! Not the Devil Hawses!" he said, much quieter, as his captor hovered through a portal to Frankfurt am Mane.

Ende Meeting Point

Cyash sat silently, looking with no sign of emotion, she waved a hand, and three Goal Arks hovered out of the small escort she had taken, with the Enderites in them.

"They will not need armaments any more," she said, "your traders are superflous," she added. The Arks' doors opened, "Tell your people they are free to go," she said, "we have no interest in them."
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"The Necrons were amongst the first beings to come into existance, and have sworn that they will rule over the living." - Still surprisingly accurate!
"Be you anywhere from Progress Level 5 or 6 and barely space-competent, all the way up to the current record of PL-20 for beings like the C’Tan..." Lord General Superior Rai’a Sirisi, Xenohumanity
"Many races and faiths have considered themselves to be a threat to the Necrons, but their worlds and their cultures are now little more than interesting archaeology."
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Postby TurtleShroom » Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:15 pm

Worrior Jingleheimer refused to fall silent, remembering he had stuffed a gun in his shell that he could yank out. Like any civilian TurtleShroomer, Worrior was armed with a concealed weapon for self-defense. In his terror of being abducted by an alien, he forgot at the time.

The collosal Galapagos Giant Tortoise's fear regarding the Hippostanian terrorist leader subsided just a little, but he realized immediately that he was going to die.

Worrior stopped struggling as the soldier carried him, and he began to pray. He prayed on two subjects: first, that God would spare his life it was His WIll, and two, that the soldier wouldn't take his gun, so that he may take Shadowmane with him.


When he said "Amen", he felt calmer and glared a sinister look into the C'Tani alien.

"I ain't nevuh seen hypocracy like you, See-Tan wretch. You hate slavery, but you cap-shuh me to present me as a sacrifice to the highest clerical fig-yuh 'ah the Ponyist cult? What civilized nation sacrifices stuff? What civilized nation kidnaps civilians as bah-guh-nin' chips? Ya'll are a-enslavin' us all right now. You are the most bigoted, sickenin' excuse for a civilization ta ever roam tha stahs, and if you were Modern Tech, we'd whoop your unholy hide back to the blacky inks a'space ya crawled your worthless butts 'outta! NOW UNHAND MEH!!"
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Postby The Ctan » Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:28 pm

Frankfurt Am Mane

"You are a terrorist suspect, we are merely sending you to an ally for extraordinary rendition. I am sure the ponies will have mercy on you if you are not in fact the terrorist we believe you to be," the necron said as it hovered through a pony park, not prompting fear so much as curiosity from the natives, "and if you are, why, you wanted to kill them, why should they not kill you?"
"The Necrons were amongst the first beings to come into existance, and have sworn that they will rule over the living." - Still surprisingly accurate!
"Be you anywhere from Progress Level 5 or 6 and barely space-competent, all the way up to the current record of PL-20 for beings like the C’Tan..." Lord General Superior Rai’a Sirisi, Xenohumanity
"Many races and faiths have considered themselves to be a threat to the Necrons, but their worlds and their cultures are now little more than interesting archaeology."
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Postby TurtleShroom » Fri Mar 23, 2012 7:41 pm

Worrior didn't catcall back, realizing the enemy here was using the same rules of engagement as TS. As an enemy combatant, Worrior realized, the protections of POW was not provided.

"Dern it." he whispered to himself.

"Ya'll made good points there, ya did." Worrior said, to his C'Tan captor. "-and I'm willin' ta die for mah cause. The hawses were out to get us, constantly enterin' our country from far away, seekin' asylum and exploitin' our mercy for refugees without background checks. They had kids, and boom, we gots permanent residence. We eventually amended our Constitution to disenfranchise hawses and remove them from jus soli."

He sighed.

"We were exterminatin' them demons to save TurtleShroom from goin' all crazy, like Hippostania. My lawmakah was killed for votin' what his people wanted, and I'm fightin' ta avenge my turncoat gov'ment. Ya see, they killed my Senator and burnt mah house to the ground, drivin' me inta the jungles when they shoulda been protectin' me. They're kissin' ya'll 'cause ya got UFOs and laser beams n' stuff. The coup woulda nevuh happened if you didn't rattle them sabers."

Worrior looked to the soldier.

"Still, what's fair is fair. Ya'll are great fightuhs, and I lost. I at least got mah honuh. I ain't gone fight ya, See-Tan. Take me to Satan's accomplice. I've lived sixty years anyways."

Worrior remained still and at peace, nudging his flesh within his shell against his gun, ready to do his last deed.
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Postby Urmanian » Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:54 am

Flankfurt am Mane

The reaction of the ponies was not only one of curiosity, but also of admiration. Cheers could be heard from below when the necron lord floated above the park and over the streets, and when the necron hovered down on the square in front of the large white building that housed the Central Office of the Inquisition, it even attracted a small crowd. The ponies chattered with eachother and ooh-ed in fascination, some even took pictures of the robotic creature and the more brave ones approached it to ask for autographs and to be photographed together with it. A comically tiny filly trotted over to the lord with a small bouquet of flowers in her mouth, stumbling over adorably as she tried to nuzzle the necron.

The crowd dispersed as a group of ponies clad in black walked out of the building. Several hooded inquisitors were led by a mammoth blood-red mare, in her thirties, if it was applicable to ponies, but still looking rather young, with her long, slick black mane obscuring half of her face. The earth pony walked over to the necron and bowed her head with a slight smile before extending her foreleg for a shake.

"Grand Inquisitor Shadowmane, honourable lord." - the pony said and looked over the turtle the necron held in its hands. - "I see you've delivered my...special request?"
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Postby Ende » Sat Mar 24, 2012 6:59 am

Ende Meeting Point

Cyash sat silently, looking with no sign of emotion, she waved a hand, and three Goal Arks hovered out of the small escort she had taken, with the Enderites in them.

"They will not need armaments any more," she said, "your traders are superflous," she added. The Arks' doors opened, "Tell your people they are free to go," she said, "we have no interest in them."

Rafael swiveled the chair.

"Fabulous! I'm so glad our meeting was this productive. I apologize for sending my soldiers into the area and...wasting your time, perhaps? Surely, your race is an honorable and noble and dignified and powerful and gracious and rather quiet race and I'm so glad we could meet. By the way, have a coffee, would you? It's on me." he said enthusiastically, as the traders filed out of the arks.

He grabbed another latte from one of the soldiers flanking his chair, and he tossed it to C'yash.

"The humanii may be frail and weak, but they make great drinks. Well, you can be going now. If you want. I mean, I've got my soldiers, you've got your big empty slaving slaver ship without my people in it, and there really isn't that much more to talk about. Glad we could do buisness, C'yash of the Necrons. Enjoy the coffee. If you'd like to talk about anything else, feel free to just ask me."

He leaned back in the throne, sipping his coffee.

"Oh, and by the way! Do you have some more of those dropships? I'm totally willing to buy from you."
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Postby TurtleShroom » Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:17 am

Urmanian wrote:"I see you've delivered my...special request?"


Worrior hissed loudly at Shadowmane, his eyes filled with rage and disgust. He shouted far louder than any turtle should have been able to.

"If it isn't the soul warpin', bystander crushin', flesh eatin', child kidnappin', orphan makin', dishonorable and ignoble insult ta the world? A pox on ya and everythin' you live for; may you drop dead upon this pavement! May this buildin' and yer hooded goons rot in the deepest pits of the fiery underworld, where there's weepin' and gnashin' of teeth! May you be grounded into horsemeat and served hot and ready on the plates of TurtleShroom's poor!"

Worrior gathered what little saliva was in his mouth, and spit on the floor of the Inquisitorial building. He shouted even louder.

"Do what ya want with me, demon! Rape me, slit my neck, tie me to a rack and waterboard me in soda! Do anythin' you darn well want, but remember! The WHOLE WORLD is gone hear what ya did! You wouldn't know tolerance if it bit ya on the butt decal that you tattooed on your hiney! Which is butt-ugly, might I add! You are so filled with hate for mah people, you'd never see the light of day! Nothing is worse than you. You are the ultimate evil, and my own gov'ment capitulated to ya'll! You can break my shell, you can rip out my neck, you can do all sorts of unholy things to me in a sexual manner, but you can not, will not, and nor will you EVER, break the spirit of the creatures of the Holy Republic of TurtleShroom! Even the turncoats will rise up and fight against you! Nothing will stop us from remainin' free and sovereign people! Sobriety, purity, asceticism! Glory and power to TurtleShroom! We will never surrender!"

He finished by looking Shadowmane straight in the eye.

"NOW COME AT ME, BRO! COME, SO ALL MAY REMEMBER THE NAME OF WARRIOR JINGLEHEIMER, WHO STOOD UP TO THE FACE OF SATAN AND DIED FOR HIS NOBLE CAUSE! COME AT ME, BRO! BRING IT OOOOONN!"


He let out a Rebel Yell as he was carried into the Inquisition's Hall.
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Postby The Ctan » Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:35 am

The necron lord seemed to enjoy the attention from the fillies of Frankfurt am Mane, putting the their flowers around its neck and generally seeming to be quite amused by the attention it got, signing autographs where requested, with a necrontyr writing, a spindly line with various decorations and circular flourishes, before dumping the screaming tortoise onto his back, side-on to Shadowmane, happy to deposit the tortoise onto the floor, knowing how uncomfortable it would be, but not much caring for the feelings of the terrorist, its story not really moving the necron at all; no one had forced the tortoise to rebel.
"The Necrons were amongst the first beings to come into existance, and have sworn that they will rule over the living." - Still surprisingly accurate!
"Be you anywhere from Progress Level 5 or 6 and barely space-competent, all the way up to the current record of PL-20 for beings like the C’Tan..." Lord General Superior Rai’a Sirisi, Xenohumanity
"Many races and faiths have considered themselves to be a threat to the Necrons, but their worlds and their cultures are now little more than interesting archaeology."
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Postby Ende » Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:44 am

Rafael called the C'tan slavers. Nothing happened. I'm mildly amused by this.

And I'm somewhat surprised that Turtleshroomers go out like badasses.
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Postby TurtleShroom » Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:45 am

Worrior angrily grunted as he tried to flip himself over frrom being upside down. Like any Galapagos tortoise, though, he couldn't, and so he wobbled back and forth to get himself upright, to no avail. He did not shout at the C'Tan soldier, but he did at Shadowmane.
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Postby Urmanian » Sat Mar 24, 2012 11:58 am

Shadowmane listened to the turtle's tirade, not a single emotion visiting her face. As Worrior finished, she abruptly forced his head to the ground and wiped his spit from it with his face, kicked him across the pavement in the direction of the building and then gestured to the inquisitors who then promptly picked up Worrior and carried him upside down inside the building.

"I am sorry for any inconveniences, honourable lord." - Shadowmane smiled at the necron and then added: - "I guarantee you this turtle's demise will not be in vain."

The mare then bowed out and trotted inside the building, the inquisitors dragging the heavy turtle behind her. The ponies on the square returned to crowd the necron, cameras flashing.

"I don't really have the time to deal with the thing now." - Shadowmane said, waving dismissively as she trotted through the corridor. - "Put him in the room."

The inquisitors nodded and dragged the turtle away to his fate. Carrying it down to and through the dungeon, they opened one of the doors and walked inside in a pitch-black premise. Worrior was then levitated up by an unicorn and put on a post that was set up in the middle of the room and was left there as the inquisitors left the room and closed the heavy metal door behind them.
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Postby TurtleShroom » Sat Mar 24, 2012 12:53 pm







The door shut and Worrior was left on that post. He was glad that he was upright again, but was ticked that he couldn't get down. They obviously knew one of a turtle's biggest weaknesses: PUTTING THEM ON A POST! Aaaagh, how they HATED THAT! His plasteron flatly on the post and his claws flailing, he couldn't rock himself off and fall to the floor, and even if he could, he might crack his shell, so he was stuck.

So there Worrior sat, and there Worrior sulked, remembering his loaded gun and hoping he could KO Shadowmane right between his demonic eye sockets.
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Postby Urmanian » Sat Mar 24, 2012 1:27 pm

OOC: Shadowmane is female! She may look gender ambiguous but still.


Worrior didn't know how much time passed since he was put on the post. The room was pitch black, and he was lying flatly on the post, what obviously didn't allow for much movement. Actually, a few hours would have passed, but for Worrior they could very well feel as days.

Then suddenly came light. The wall in front of the turtle was lit brightly by a projector, blinding Worrior as his eyes were accustomed to darkness. As Worrior could see clearly again...he wouldn't like what he would see.

Somepony, as a prank but most likely as a form of psychological torture, projected a gay BDSM pony porn movie on the wall. The sound was on full, so if the turtle would close his eyes he still would hear the pants, moans, screams of mixed pain and pleasure and dirty language as it resounded about the small, soundproofed room.

Just as the movie ended and the projector was turned off, another faint source of light came as the metal door opened and Worrior could hear hooves clopping against the floor. The turtle was brought down from the post and again carried out of the room, up from the dungeon and through the main building. Worrior was dragged to the top floor and punted through a pair of decorated wooden doors, finding himself in a spacious, albeit rather ascetically furnished, cabinet.

As the turtle would dust himself off and raise his head, he would face Shadowmane, towering over him with a countenance so impassive it looked like it was carved out of solid cold stone.
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Postby TurtleShroom » Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:14 pm

Worrior shut his eyes at the filth and tried to close his mind to the sounds. He was glad he did, because the sounds weren't too bad, but the graphic videos were.

"I-IS THAT ALL YA GOT?!" he said, clearing his throat and shaking himself thoroughly to cleanse his mind.

The tortoise received no response, instead being manhandled by more ponies and dragged upstairs, where he was placed before Shadowmane herself. He was startled for a moment at the horse's expression of pure hate, but he calmed himself quickly and bravely looked the evil tyrant back in the eyes, each giving an expression of fury.

He waited for Shadowmane to speak. Having drank some water before being kidnapped, he had a two-fold plan to torture Shadowmane back.
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Postby Urmanian » Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:44 pm

Shadowmane waited for Worrior to speak in turn, tilting her head as silence arose in the cabinet. She was expecting another outburst from the turtle. Finally, she decided to speak.

"You know why you are here, don't you. The hatred and arrogance of your people have broken all boundaries, where even the mercy and compassion of ponies and the necrontyr ends." - Shadowmane approached the turtle and absently punted it across the spacious cabinet, with shocking ease when it came to such a large and heavy creature. - "That's why the necrons have sent one of you to me. The ponies you hated and wished to exterminate weren't devil hawses. Why, I am sure most of them were quite a kind jolly lot."

The gigantic mare walked over to her desk and grasped a knife in her fetlock, playing with it emphatically for a moment before putting it down and turning to Worrior again.

"I am a devil hawse." - Shadowmane said. - "I don't have much compassion, especially for your lot. You are a terrorist, a speciesist, a murderer, a slavery proponent. Your fate is one of death."
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Postby TurtleShroom » Sat Mar 24, 2012 3:59 pm

The jarring kick threw Worrior for a loop, but his shell was thick enough to absorb the blow. He came right back, not fearing Shadowmane's knife, because he had his gun.

"You wouldn't know compassion and mercy if it slapped you on the butt decal! The Hippostanian hawses had the same excuses as these hawses, and what did they do? They wiped out the gov'ment, pursecuted and disenfranchised them humans, and are demonizin' every last opponent as Marxists, and if that's not bad enough, they defended the Money Changers from the Bible, called Jesus a Communist, and went on to take His Name in vain in an official letter! You are living proof of the justification of the Dark Harvest. You are going to kill me, and if your kind had the chance, you'd kill every last human, mushroom, and turtle in all of TurtleShroom and salt our fields and burn our houses! -and eat our babies, too! The tolerance crud is all a ruse to gain trust! You have a history of coups and tyranny, and you ARE demons! If you were really all as goodie-goodie as you claimed, your species wouldn't be running the most facist dictatorship west of Yushuu! The voices of the surpressed humans in Hippostania cry against you, you freak! Take my life if you must, but you'll never take TurtleShroom!"

He prepared himself to get his gun out and ready. Fully loaded, he had several rounds ready for Shadowmane.
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Postby Urmanian » Sat Mar 24, 2012 4:06 pm

Shadowmane shook her head.

"So Hippostania is the only charge you can levy against the ponyfolk. I will not go into how foolish it is, seeing how Hippostania was condemned by multiple Coalition nations, including the Greater Herd numerous times, and Lyra's rule is universally hated among Pony Lands countries as much as among any others. I truly wish that one day that turquoise blank-flank will end up in my hooves..." - Shadowmane maniacally smiled for a moment but then again assumed an impassive cold expression. - "But enough of this. Do not resist and your journey to Tartarus will be swift and relatively painless."

The mare took the knife in her teeth and slowly approached Worrior.
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Postby The Ctan » Sat Mar 24, 2012 5:08 pm

Ende wrote:He grabbed another latte from one of the soldiers flanking his chair, and he tossed it to C'yash.

The necron reached out, attempting to catch the small cup, which shattered against her fingers. "I do not think you fully understand human ritual. Fortunately I am not equipped to consume fluids in this form anyway.

"Our slave-ships may be for sale, what would you be using them for?" she asked, without any tone of suspicion, her voice becoming flat and emotionless, as though she had turned off her personality, which in fact she had.
"The Necrons were amongst the first beings to come into existance, and have sworn that they will rule over the living." - Still surprisingly accurate!
"Be you anywhere from Progress Level 5 or 6 and barely space-competent, all the way up to the current record of PL-20 for beings like the C’Tan..." Lord General Superior Rai’a Sirisi, Xenohumanity
"Many races and faiths have considered themselves to be a threat to the Necrons, but their worlds and their cultures are now little more than interesting archaeology."
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Postby Ende » Sat Mar 24, 2012 7:41 pm

The Ctan wrote:
Ende wrote:He grabbed another latte from one of the soldiers flanking his chair, and he tossed it to C'yash.

The necron reached out, attempting to catch the small cup, which shattered against her fingers. "I do not think you fully understand human ritual. Fortunately I am not equipped to consume fluids in this form anyway.

"Our slave-ships may be for sale, what would you be using them for?" she asked, without any tone of suspicion, her voice becoming flat and emotionless, as though she had turned off her personality, which in fact she had.


"Oh. I didn't mean to buy the ships, I meant to buy the contents. Or, the ships AND the contents. But mainly the contents. You know, the slaves? I mean, you're obviously slavers. Arrive in Turtleshroom with your allies for a rather ambigous reason to fight a cause already mostly surpressed, declare war on the Turtleshroomers, start abducting creatures into ships...a really rather brilliant disguise for slaving. Not to mention the fact that you abducted my own men. I mean, nobody expects deluded chivalrous noble interventionalists to be slavers. But I don't want to buy the ships themselves. That would identify us as slavers to the world. Do we look like barbarians? Do we look like humanii to you? We wouldn't go and enslave. Plus, slavers spend most of their time getting shot."

He rolled his eyes, and took several more sips of the drink.

"I tend to avoid things that get me and my people shot."

More drinking still. Rafael reached towards a glass of wine, and downed it in one gulp. His eyes dimmed, and he looked rather depressed, staring off into space, an utter blankness in his eyes.

"However...desperate times cause people to go to desperate measures. Starvation and a famine have certainly caused desperate times. We crashed here less than a year ago. We set up civilization. We brought our crops. We were prepared to live, to thrive, to dominate...but our crops don't grow. Planted in the earth, they wilt and die. We have no food. Our people are starving. We're forced to buy from other nations at excessive prices. I watch my people lay sick in the streets. Dying. I hate to buy from scum like you. It goes against my better nature...but we need humanii. Humanii can plant crops here. We can't produce agriculture. They can. To enslave humanii to preserve my own bretheren...it runs against my own blood, slavers. But I refuse to die. I would go against my own blood. I would resort to becoming cruel. To keep my people alive. That is my duty. And you will help me keep my people alive."

With a long sigh, he leaned forward towards C'yash.

"We'd like to buy or employ as many humanii as we possibly could. How many do you have in those ships?"
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Postby TurtleShroom » Sat Mar 24, 2012 8:32 pm

This was Worriors chance.

"Shadowmane..." he whipped out his gun, astonishing the huge horse. "You will forever know the name of WORRIOR JINGLEHEIMER! TURTLESHROOM WILL NOT DIE!"

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!

Six rounds were fired straight at Shadowmane from the semi-automated pistol. The smoke cleared, and...
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Postby Urmanian » Sat Mar 24, 2012 9:46 pm

...and Shadowmane was still standing there. Six smoking and bleeding fresh bullet wounds appeared on her breast, shoulder and right foreleg. She winced and backed off slightly, gritting her teeth and grinning in defiance of pain.

"Ha...ha...I admire your courage..." - the Inquisitor said, coughing up blood. - "But I am a Devil Hawse, remember. Did you think that could suffice to bring me down? I've survived worse. Now, I shall give you a swift death as a reward for such bravery."

Shadowmane then lunged at the turtle and knocked it over and raised up the knife...

The executor guards that rushed in the cabinet to the sounds of gunfire were rather late. Both Worrior and Shadowmane lied down on the floor, covered in blood, a handgun and a bloodied knife lying beside their bodies. Upon expection, the executors found out that Shadowmane was still breathing. The turtle wasn't.


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>>FROM: Grand Inquisitor Shadowmane of the G.P.H.
>>TO: Lady Cyash of the C'tan

I wish to warn the necrontyr forces currently operating in TurtleShroom about the possibility of TurtleShroomer turtles concealing weapons inside their shells as the turtle you've sent to me has pulled a gun on me.

Perhaps cavity searches for tortoises would be prudent.



A young grey filly was playing with a doll in her room. Her ears perked up as the door in the room opened with a slight screech, and she put the doll down to rise up to her lanky legs and see the visitor. The pony skipped over to the door and as the gigantic blood-red mare entered through it, the filly jumped up and down and glomped her. The mare smiled as she hugged the filly back and nuzzled the nape of her head.

"Momma!" - the filly cried out happily and then gasped. - "Why the bandages?!"

"Yes, Stiletto. The momma's home." - Shadowmane said, gently breaking the hug. - "Don't worry, I just fell off some stairs at work. Better look, I brought you a gift!"

Stiletto ooh-ed and Shadowmane chuckled as she reached out behind the door and brought out a large gift box.

"Open it!" - the mare said and the filly began enthusiastically unwrapping the box until she revealed a large hemispherical item, resembling a massive polished turtle shell filled with cushions. Shadomane chuckled. - "It's a new couch for you! Comfy!"

Stiletto happily jumped onto the 'couch' and curled up on the cushions with an adorable purr, taking her doll with her, and Shadowmane looked at her adopted daughter with deep adoration before curling up around her protectively.

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Shadowmane didn't lie. Worrior's death has really served a purpose.
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Postby Ende » Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:31 pm

I'm a bit confused. Six bullets and...flesh wounds?

I'm doing the math. A cubic size of a diameter that could fit into a turtle's shell...if Worrior was a Galapelegos Tortoise, I'm assuming he had a Domed carapace. From pictures and biology, there appears to be six inches of space to fit a gun.

A common civilian gun in Turtleshroom seems like it would be the Smith & Wesson No. 3 Revolver. That's a 44. caliber pistol right. It's also small enough to fit in Worrior's shell. To quote Wikipedia, "Its power resembles the .41 Long Colt,[1] .32-20 Winchester,[2] or .44-40 Winchester,[3] and it could be used to hunt small game at short range."

Short range seems about right. Lethal to a medium sized animal at least at point blank. Also,

"The mare took the knife in her teeth and slowly approached Worrior."

"Six rounds were fired straight at Shadowmane from the semi-automated pistol."

This implies if Shadowmane was going to stab him, she would be right in front of him. Not hitting a pony's head from that range seems unlikely. At smallest, a pony's head would be, from directly front, around three inches wide and seven inches tall. Missing that target would be unlikely. Not to mention the fact that Turtleshroomers are naturally gun-hicks and use them regularly. It's safe to say that Worrior might be at least decently proficient at firing a firearm, which leads me to think that he wouldn't miss. A pony's skull thickness is only around an inch thick at most-and a 44. bullet can go through an inch of bone.

And on the OTHER HAND....

A: Ponies are telekinetic. Assuming Shadowmane was fast enough to realize she was being shot at after the first two shots, she could have reversed the bullets.

B: Worrior had gone through a lot previously. Not to mention he was about to be killed by a knife. That's enough to make an aim wobble sufficiently.

C: A pony's flank seems to be much larger than the skull. Hitting it as a target instead is much more likely.

D: Having human accuracy is unlikely. A turtle's anatomy really doesn't have it firing guns. It wouldn't be surprising if Worrior missed the head by a mile.

E: Worrior seems reluctant to kill. He waits for Shadowmane to talk before shooting. Possibly, he didn't have the will to kill and just wanted to go out bravely.

So...I've come to the conclusion that I have way too much effing free time and that I did an analysis of your post and that it's about 50%-50% chance that it could happen either way and that the post isn't actually that unreasonable.

Seems a bit like it at first, though.
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Postby Urmanian » Sat Mar 24, 2012 10:44 pm

Ende wrote:So...I've come to the conclusion that I have way too much effing free time.


Yes.

There are two main reasons I didn't have Shadowmane killed, just wounded. The first one is obvious, she's an important character and I don't want her killed, at least in such a way. The second one is that she's...not exactly a normal pony. I don't know to what extent yet but the fact is that she can survive a point-blank handgun cartridge release with relative ease. Especially when shot by a turtle whose aim is expectantly poor and he doesn't even have any firing implements like those firing bit thingies TS turtle soldiers have.
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Postby Comrade Commisar » Sun Mar 25, 2012 2:36 am

What I'd like to really know is, what happened to the two massive satellites that just impacted the Zim Belt?

Sure, Turtleshroom is composed of many forests and swamps, but I highly doubt that a satellite falling from the sky would go without much attention - seeing the shockwave of the impact and the following forest fires after the impact. Anything on the ground around the impact zone would either be crushed, burned, or choked to death or near death.

I'm not really expecting the C'tani to come out unscathed either, seeing how one of their most recent posts made it sound like they only were receiving the news just in time to evacuated those close to the center of one of Turtleshroom's towns.

Sorry to be a pain, but when satellites are falling out of the sky, one does not simply shrug it off.
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Postby The Ctan » Sun Mar 25, 2012 5:02 am

Comrade Commisar wrote:What I'd like to really know is, what happened to the two massive satellites that just impacted the Zim Belt?

This post dealt with it. They're being allowed to land uninterrupted.
Sure, Turtleshroom is composed of many forests and swamps, but I highly doubt that a satellite falling from the sky would go without much attention - seeing the shockwave of the impact and the following forest fires after the impact. Anything on the ground around the impact zone would either be crushed, burned, or choked to death or near death.

I'm not really expecting the C'tani to come out unscathed either, seeing how one of their most recent posts made it sound like they only were receiving the news just in time to evacuated those close to the center of one of Turtleshroom's towns.

Sorry to be a pain, but when satellites are falling out of the sky, one does not simply shrug it off.

Yes. One does.

Are you aware that satellites have a maximum speed IRL? Not a minimum, a maximum. And the lower they orbit, on average, the lower it is? Here is a video simulating a large satellite deorbit, courtesy of space.com. But as you say this is similar to a space station, then let us look at skylab, a famous space station deorbit. Remember, there is a maximum speed of an object in any given orbit. This man has found some skylab debris and this town had Skylab dropped on and around it - note how neither of them has been flattened - and here is a list of the worst reentry incidents. No one on the ground has ever been killed by the impact of a satellite, despite the sensitization of the de-orbit of UARS last year, no one was killed. No one has ever been killed by a satellite deorbit

The uncontrolled deorbit of a satellite is also similar to Shuttlecraft Columbia (poor guys) and there literally wasn't much left of that than when they found all the pieces for the investigation.

Now, if this thing has a heat shield, fine (though why you'd double its mass for no appreciable gain is beyond me) it may hit the ground intact, but that doesn't mean it's going to cause massive damage.

Let me introduce you to the sad tale of Communistic failure that is Soyuz 1, where the Party sent one of its best cosmonauts, Vladimir Komarov, into orbit in a capsule that is best described as a death trap. (Next time you hear the guy playing Gene L Kranz in Apollo Thirteen (and if you don't watch that film regularly, you should) declaring that "We've never lost an American in space and we're not going to on my watch" think of poor Vladimir Komarov and the death-trap they sent him up in.) One story has it that he hit the ground cursing in impotent rage after he couldn't even try a manual reentry as they did on Apollo Thirteen because the fuel tanks needed for that maneuver, along with practically everything else, was pitifully broken. (This has been compared to the Apollo one disaster, but the obvious difference is that the Apollo one's problems weren't repeatedly pointed out and ignored beforehand.)

That had a heat shield, and it hit the ground full speed (both its drogues and main parachutes were broken too), and guess what? No massive destruction or fireball. In fact (I'm not going to link to the picture) they even recovered the poor man's incinerated remains and buried them.

Flattening a town, which is what I wrote your satellite doing, is actually really impressive. Falling satellites are not nukes.
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