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Postby The Ctan » Fri Mar 09, 2012 3:51 pm

It was… gone

For a moment it would seem as though the moon cannon had completely obliterated both craft. But then analysis would show that there was no flash from the target area, not even the signs of an explosion or the target being vaporised.

Necron ship, and the OFC, both had simply gone as though they had never been.

They had escaped.

It was obvious what the necron ship had done, it had pulled the death ray inside at the last moment, and engaged its faster than light drive, leaving the Moon cannon without anything to shoot at. The laser beam had passed through where it had been, flash-vapourising a huge quantity of the ocean off the Land of Power coast.

It was a victory for the Turtleshroomers, in one respect, the Devil Hawses’ death ray was now out of the picture. But it could perhaps come back, not knowing where the necrons had taken it, who knew when it would return?

And for all that, the Turtleshroomers had fired on a necrontyr ship. What would the necrons do?

For now, it seemed that they would do nothing – another hand would do that.

Arda (Earth)
Turtleshroom Border


The Necrons had learned that the Turtleshroomers hated anthropomorphic animal creatures, calling them unholy violations of the Sancity of Man and Beast, for this reason, the anthropomorphic Mirkai Penal Legion were front and center, almost ten thousand of these ferocious bird-men, armed and hungry, who flew from tree to tree with whooping calls of hunger and hate.

Although they were expendable, the poorly armed birdmen were backed up with necrons, whose terrible weapons, when they hit a border guard, they would peel them away layer by layer, dematerialising the victim for storage inside the weapon and transmission elsewhere – to what terrible fate, no mortal knew – over the course of a tenth of a second. Witnessing it though, one could see skin, then fat, then muscle, then organs and finally bones vanish, leaving only trace dust and gas.

The hawkmen would at least only shoot their enemies; but the humans among the border guard would soon find that that was no mercy.

The thousands upon thousands of necrons were attacking supported by huge anti-missile weapons, ready to stop any aircraft or missile nuking them, and accompanied by droves of aircraft, as they laid into the border guard furiously.

Isil (The Moon)

The Night Scythe blurred down over the dark lunar landscape, its single rear facing engine glowing a horrific green as it shot over the ground, covering league after league as easily as a hare would bound through a field. Its pilot, a necron, integrated with the command circuits of her craft, she didn't need to move to pilot it, and even on the moon, the craft wasn't even sealed, her ruggedised chassis as hard as the materials the Night Scythe was made of.

The portal that opened up beneath it left a dozen necron warriors standing, accompanied by a lofty figure who carried a flared, staff. Tharnil ita Thurasid, Plasmamancer to Lady Cyash, pointed her staff as she and the explorer squad began to advance toward the Moon Cannon's position, looking to see if it were manned, and to disable any means it had of receiving instructions from Earth.

OOC: I was going to have the necron ship shielding the OFC actually survive, but that seemed... undramatic. Hope you don't mind me removing it instead, as that's... more fun than just going 'I survive.'
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"The Necrons were amongst the first beings to come into existance, and have sworn that they will rule over the living." - Still surprisingly accurate!
"Be you anywhere from Progress Level 5 or 6 and barely space-competent, all the way up to the current record of PL-20 for beings like the C’Tan..." Lord General Superior Rai’a Sirisi, Xenohumanity
"Many races and faiths have considered themselves to be a threat to the Necrons, but their worlds and their cultures are now little more than interesting archaeology."
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Postby TurtleShroom » Fri Mar 09, 2012 4:52 pm

Thunderous roars let out in the privatized space program's Mission Control. To the TurtleShroomers, whose primitive space faring technology and trackers couldn't track anything faster than the speed of light, had assumed that the disappearence of all the blips representing the Death Ray vanishing meant that it had been destroyed.

Countless TurtleShroom human nerds cheered, high-fived, hugged, and did that football player chest bump thing. Those with hats threw them in the air in a country holler. The turtles cheered as the humans picked them up and tossed them in good humor, placing them back on their desks and the floor.

Mushrooms did flips and everyone celebrated. The target was vanquished. TurtleShroom had won... at least, that's what they thought.





The standoff between the C'Tan and the birdlings ended with a charge. The Border Patrol took out their guns, but were overwhelmed when they were shot with their FT death rays. They stared in terror as the turtle "unpeeled" in three seconds and faster. His eyes fell out. His tounge slid off. His flesh turned into pink slime and then evaporated. The shell and bones were bleached white before poofing into dust.
Even that dust vanished as the blast ended.


The Border Patrolmen stared in terror as they brought out their guns and called for military backup. Immediately, they threw grenades like a shower at the birdlings, firing everything they had and covering the floor with bullets. They reloaded and reloaded, as backup from the Border Patrol armouries tossed them submachine guns, which they continued aiming at the birdlings from the ground and the watchtowers.

Over a hundred Patrolmen had been shot by the "dust gun", as the Patrolmen called it, and had they not been trained to run great distances and over hills and valleys, the casualties would be much worse.
The Necrons had entered from the west, deep into the jungles. The thick rainforests served as a major disadvantage for the C'Tan birdlings.

Seeing an advantage, the Border Patrol repeated and scattered in the jungles, firing upwards based on their intricate knowledge of the jungles they paced every day.

The canopies and overarching branches of tropical foilage completely blocked the area as the birds flew in. Of course, the chances were high that the FT invaders would have something to see through the trees. This would only give the Patrolmen mere seconds to fire back.


The AA batteries were immediately dispatched on every av ailable railroad, adding to the immense volley at the birdlings while more Border Patrolmen from other watchtowers joined their brethren with subamchine guns, firing everything they had at the Necron infantries.

Whether or not these bullets, cannonballs, and other such things would hurt or stop the C'Tan advance was unknown, but they sure tried.
The sound of gunfire was relentless, and the skies were filled with ammunition. All of their missiles were shot down, unfortunately.
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Postby The Ctan » Sat Mar 10, 2012 2:23 pm

Isil

The necrons moved in on the Moon Cannon, and soon the Privatised Space Programme would notice it going offline as its communications devices were sabotaged, and they began to dismantle its power-source, searching for any signs of life, but working to disable the weapon.

Arda

Cyash looked over the battle-site from the back of the hovering chariot-like affair she commanded the battle from. Tender vehicles were busily harvesting the bodies of fallen hawkmen for repatriation. Others were cowering in the shade of the trees, and the positions the Border Guard had abandoned. The birdmen had not been anticipating the sheer quantity of anti-air fire directed at them.

They did, however, seem to appreciate the chance to feed on the fallen Turtleshroom fallen, several dozen could be seen scuffling to tear the bodies apart, whooping and hollaring as they broke pieces off the corpses and wolfed them down, the ravens were ravenous, and the hawks hungered, it seemed. Ironically, the first Turtleshroomers to be eaten were actually humans. Cyash had been amused by that idea; given how the Turtles and Mushrooms feared being devoured.

Turtle corpses were also taken away with the dead hawkmen, while gauss flayers – the dust guns – were used to dissolve mushroom corpses to prevent any spores spreading.

Meanwhile, other necrons were busily planting mines; newly invented mines, best described as phase-mines, along the border. A phase-mine could last forever, phase-shifted, it was able to move under its own power, and plasma-powered, extracting hydrogen from the atmosphere, invisible and intangible, it was covered in prongs, and would move in its area of effect, before releasing a powerful blast of that same plasma inside the target's chest, cooking them from the inside out, or melting vehicle engines to slag. They would ensure that it was impossible for the border guard to cross this area again... but then, any other invader who wasn't necrons or their allies wouldn't do well trying to get in in this area either, from now on.

It also seemed entirely adequate to Cyash.

She had previously thought somewhat favourably disposed to Turtleshroomers, writing off their pony-hatred as mere fear of the terrors that the Pony-race could unleash upon them and any other mundane realm (after all, the Turtleshroomers had once said the Pony Herd was a threat to God himself), but otherwise a Free and Just people. Then she had learned about the way they treated anthropomorphic creatures such as Kistune and Nekos.

Once was a mistake, twice, that was a pattern. There was nothing so corrupt as those who treasured freedom for themselves and denied it to others. She had no pity left.

To make things a little more interesting for the non-necron guests, she had had her command barge in Etheric Visages – something like what a hologram wanted to be when it grew up. They were etheric images on a disk of crackling green light that was projected above the handrail of the ark's pulpit like section, a dozen necron lords and crypteks of her Royal Court, a few Menelmacari commanders, and Grand Inquisitor Shadowmane of the Herd. The technology was no mere hologram, though, rather, it was a manifestation of a space-time permeating field that reached through the Sol system, The process had been to simply make a phone call to Shadowmane, triangulate her location, and instantly, a dozen six inch necron images (and a few elves) had appeared on the nearest table. It was not a technology that many other races were privileged to bear witness to, for it raised questions about what else the necrontyr could be observing at any given time. The images seemed a little more personal than a phone call, though.

“Greetings, Grand Inquisitor. I thought you should like to know – your space command should know already – we have begun attacking the Turtleshroomers,” she said, “and we have removed your Orbital Friendship Cannon from the area of effect of their super-weapon. We'll be keeping it safe, but we have sent a squad to decommission the Moon Cannon, before we re-deploy it for you. I hope you don't mind.”

“My Lady, we have reached the Moon Cannon, and we are now disassembling it,” Tharnil's Visage said, “We have encountered no resistance so far.”

“Good. Additionally, Lady Inquisitor, we have routed the first enemy units. They flee into the forests,” Cyash said, looking over the jungle canopy, “They believe that they can escape us. We shall let them enjoy that belief for a time. I have ordered that scarabs be deployed into the forest to seek them out and hunt them down,” she said. “Scarabs are our hovering drone units, approximately one meter in length maximum; entirely expendable, but quite dangerous, they will hunt down and consume any source of metal or power, accompanied by our Tomb Stalkers, they are well adapted for jungle operations. I see no reason not to have a little sport with them. I should like to see a tortoise try to outrun a flying scarab.

“But more importantly, the scarabs will comb the forest, and attack anyone they find. Either the natives will be consumed by them, or they will shoot the scarabs. Either works, for when we lose scarabs I will send my immortals to that area of the forest. Would you like me to bring you any captives?” Cyash asked.

The necrons planned to take many captives, and many Gaol Arks, variants of the hovering Ghost Ark transports used by the necrons to act as mobile repair stations and 'armoured' transports, but with mesh cages installed to allow human, turtle and mushroom to be thrown into the belly of these constructs, and imprisoned there, behind cage and the protective energy fields of the Ghost Ark. Hug-zombie and conscious, they planned to take many prisoners back to Haiz and then on to some terrible place. Some terrible place possibly being wherever Shadowmane would put them.

Overhead, clouds of scarabs, meter-long insect-like robots, droned overhead into the forest, to hunt the retreating border guard.
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"The Necrons were amongst the first beings to come into existance, and have sworn that they will rule over the living." - Still surprisingly accurate!
"Be you anywhere from Progress Level 5 or 6 and barely space-competent, all the way up to the current record of PL-20 for beings like the C’Tan..." Lord General Superior Rai’a Sirisi, Xenohumanity
"Many races and faiths have considered themselves to be a threat to the Necrons, but their worlds and their cultures are now little more than interesting archaeology."
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Postby Ende » Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:09 pm

As the C'tan overran the Border Patrol, the drillers were tunneling underground, filled full of crates of food supplies taken from the farmers. It was just as well that they had them, though. If the C'tan had found the packaged food, they would have merely burnt it. The hundreds of machines tunneled back through the ground, heading to the Endrenian Hivecity, which was in the northern desert of Turtleshroom. The drillers were filled with soldiers and supplies.

But...the Endrenians had left several traders with the Border Patrol to stay and wait for a second load. The traders walked around in the ranks of the Turtleshroomer Border Patrol, as the Turtleshroomers gaped at them.

And then the Necrons attacked. Hundreds of birdmen and Necrons poured from the skies and land, attacking from all sides. In the panic, the Endrenian merchants immediently started to rip apart the technology they were giving to the Turtleshroomers. Death was not a great loss. Understanding of their technology given to the enemy? That was a great loss. The Endrenians fled during the ensuing battle (if you could really call it that), many of them carrying the remains of the technology, ripping it apart as they fled.

One, however, picked up a gun, and instead of dissasembling it and fleeing...decided to retaliate.

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He sprayed the area with bolts of electricity, frying several birdmen. The rest of the Endrenians, however, did not stand with him. They fled into the woods, rapidly dissasembling the weaponry, and hiding under every possible hiding spot. The lone soldier, after seeing his comrades flee...stared into the face of the Necron army. Immediently, he pulled out what appeared to be an electroplasmic grenade, and vaporized himself and the pile of weapons he was near.

(The Endrenians are obviously nonhuman. About 12 feet in height, completely black/grey, rather sinewy and muscley, somewhat lanky. Basically, they're slave-workers that killed their masters and took over the planet. Their masters were advanced. They aren't nearly as advanced. They're probably middle-PMT. Here's an example of a soldier Endrenian. The ones trading with the Turtleshroomers weren't soldiers, though.)

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Postby The Ctan » Sat Mar 10, 2012 5:43 pm

The Scarab swarms were programmed - or rather, told - to attack only Turtles, Mushrooms and Humans, anyone else here who was not actually shooting them was passed over as not an enemy. As such, they buzzed past, apparently paying no heed to the Endrenians.

But after a time, the sound of hovering gravitic vehicle rustled through the trees, branches snapping against the ribcage-like body of the vehicle, tendrils dropping necron warriors into the area one after another, the hulking robots carried their long gauss-flayers at the ready, calling out in English, and then cycling through other local languages, "Identify yourselves. Identify yourselves!" as they began to search the area, green eyes blazing ferociously as they moved, thier vehicle's underside guns roving to-and-fro.
"The Necrons were amongst the first beings to come into existance, and have sworn that they will rule over the living." - Still surprisingly accurate!
"Be you anywhere from Progress Level 5 or 6 and barely space-competent, all the way up to the current record of PL-20 for beings like the C’Tan..." Lord General Superior Rai’a Sirisi, Xenohumanity
"Many races and faiths have considered themselves to be a threat to the Necrons, but their worlds and their cultures are now little more than interesting archaeology."
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Postby Urmanian » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:51 pm

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Central Office of the State Inquisition of the GPH

Shadowmane sat at her desk, grinding her teeth and cursing to herself under her breath. Snapped pencils piled by her side, indicating that the blood-red mare did not exactly revel in doing paperwork. Another pencil snapped in her mouth as the massive earth pony groaned and reclined in her chair, blowing her long slick black mane off her eyes.

Then suddenly a dozen of holographic images popped up on Shadowmane's desk. She perked up and stared at them, not exactly startled or caught-off guard by them much, but curious. The Grand Inquisitor leaned over, reached out with her hoof and waved it through the images, perhaps to the amusement of those on the other side. The pony then once again reclined on her perch.

"Ah Lady Cyash, it is a pleasure to see you..." - Shadowmane bowed her head and tilted it, listening to the necron's words. - "Ahah. That's nice to know. We were almost afraid for a moment there, that we would have to waste our strategical assets on TurtleShroomers, but now that seems to not be the case."

Shadowmane smiled a bit predatorily as she heard about the TurtleShroomer resistance and their fates and chuckled, her mind drifting off to something.

"Ah yes...captives..." - Shadowmane thought for a moment and then grinned. - "I would like to request a single turtle. The biggest one you can find. No more, no less, but of course I would like to ask of you, if that would be prudent, that the rest of the captives would meet terrible enough fates in your handsss..."

Shadowmane ended the last word with an almost serpentine hiss, a maniacal glimmer streaking in her eyes.
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Postby Ende » Sat Mar 10, 2012 10:01 pm

The Ctan wrote:The Scarab swarms were programmed - or rather, told - to attack only Turtles, Mushrooms and Humans, anyone else here who was not actually shooting them was passed over as not an enemy. As such, they buzzed past, apparently paying no heed to the Endrenians.

But after a time, the sound of hovering gravitic vehicle rustled through the trees, branches snapping against the ribcage-like body of the vehicle, tendrils dropping necron warriors into the area one after another, the hulking robots carried their long gauss-flayers at the ready, calling out in English, and then cycling through other local languages, "Identify yourselves. Identify yourselves!" as they began to search the area, green eyes blazing ferociously as they moved, thier vehicle's underside guns roving to-and-fro.


The 49 remaining Endrenians had split and fled into the woods.

That being said, it wasn't going to be very effective. The gigantic robots tore through the forest, ripping trees to pieces, torching shrubs, and utterly breaking everything in their path. The leader of the remaining Endrenians (who had hidden in the middle of grass thicket) cursed violently, and then telepathed the others.

<We're screwed. Can anyone understand humanii? What are they saying?>

Another Endrenian in the group telepathed him.

<Je'yan had a translator. Where did the ambassador go?>

<The ambassador left. Where's Je'yan?>

<Right here, sir. Reporting for action, sir.>

<Je'yan! What are they saying?>

<Sir, it's "identify yourselves".>

<....I'm not going to pick a fight with those. Let's get out of here and identify.>

<Roger that, sir.>

Immediently, the Endrenians broke from the cover of the woods, and ran out into a clearing with their long arms raised. Je'yan (the only one with an English-Endrenian translator device) walked forth in front of the group and placed his hands behind his head, in front of several necrons.

"This is Je'yan the Endrenian. Identifying. These are my comrades. We are traders, not soldiers." he muttered in Endrenian. The translator proceeded to click a couple of times, and then it spat his sentence out in English.
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Postby Comrade Commisar » Sun Mar 11, 2012 2:16 am

SYSTEM Administration Building,
Shi Province, Comrade Commisar


"How's the situation with Turtleshroom going?" Xin Xingshi asked as he walked down the halls with Li Huang, the SCHOOL organization leader.
"Not well," She said, handing over files, "The C'tani have already begun their raids on Turtleshroom's borders. If that's not bad enough, the Yue Province has condemned Turtleshroom after their firing of the 'moon cannon', and you know the whole situation with the Yue Province."
"So... we're standing alone here...?"

Ever since the Dark Harvest Act, things had become complicated as the politics of Comrade Commisar came into play. The Tsao Province, who had involved themselves in Turtleshroom at the beginning of Dark Harvest, had finally secured the Japanese Delegacy and declared their operations within Turtleshroom over. The Asahina Province, who was also involved in Turtleshroom, abandoned their foreign assets their in lights of the C'tani invasion. The Yue Province also formerly supported the aid of Turtleshroom, although this had been reversed when Turtleshroom fired a laser off the face of their object of worship - the Imperial Shrine then condemning Turtleshroom's actions. With the Yue Province's condemning, that basically damned most of any Comraden involvement in the Land of Power. Thus leaving the Shi Province alone to aid Turtleshroom in their interests.

"Some good news, Xin." Stated Huang as she passed him more files, "Angel-6 has confirmed the evacuation of the Orbital Friendship Canon, although we are still calculating the dissapearance of C'tani spacecraft."
"Good." He said as he stepped into his office, "At least we have one less thing to worry about, for now. Send SYSTEM agents to monitor the situation in Turtleshroom and protect the former Turtleshroomian delegate. With the Imperial Shrine condemning Turtleshroom, there is no doubt that they will be looking for some Turtleshroomian heads. Have Angel-6 and Angel-7 relay the current situation and predictions of the situation to ourselves and Turtleshroom, no doubt that they'll need the help." He ordered as Li Huang bowed and left Xin's office.

"The C'tani and the Greater Pony Herd may have their technology and magic... but us Comradens are also known for something as well..."




Angel-6 (SYSTEM) and Angel-7 (NETWORK),
Angel Array, Earth's Orbit


The Angel Array, formed under the codename ANGEL by the SYSTEM administration was a marvel of technology. Deemed at least fifty years ahead of its time as a whole, it could perform tasks that would normally be deemed 'impossible'. Now, with the Shi Province's private assistance of Turtleshroom, it could finally be tested under Comraden standards.

Formed by SYSTEM under civilian usage (and to the annoyance of the Yue Province), the Angel Array was a composition of over a dozen satellites, which was soon to be doubled in a few years. Composed of many supercomputers, the Angel Array could not only monitor and calculate variables in real time, but could also accurately predict it and offer counters to these said variables. The Imperial Shrine and the Yue People are said to be able to predict the future up to a maximum of three days. The Angel Array? When it predicts the weather a month in advance, it doesn't predict the weather, it merely states a fact. This powerful tool not only manages calculations and offer an incredibly valuable tool for education, but it also attracted the interests of the Greater Japanese Dystopia, who wanted their doomsday program installed in the Angel Array. Surely, when used in a military application, such a tool could easily turn the tide of battle, if not a war.

It was predicted that only Angel-6 and Angel-7 would be required to 'predict' the movements of the C'tani, a prediction made by the Angel Array itself. Angel-6, an incredibly powerful supercomputer, was jokingly named 'SYSTEM' for its great influence on the space programs in Xanadou. Angel-6 was deemed twenty years ahead of its time as a stand-alone piece of machinery, and it was the machine that could calculate a nuclear threat and respond to it - instantly. Angel-7 was dubbed 'NETWORK', and was built on the concept that millions of individual computers could be used to create processing power equal, if not greater than to a supercomputer. Angel-7 was strictly confined to the individual computers of the Shi Province, although it had access to the international world due to a 'malware slip-up', therefore, it not only had the processing power of millions, but perhaps billions of home computers. These two satellites would not only be used to 'predict' the movements of the C'tani, but also be tested to see if it could offer usable counters towards C'tani assaults - which would than be transmitted to Turtleshroomian forces.

Codenamed, or more jokingly named, 'Guardian Angels', the first tests of the Angel Satellites would be used against the C'tani forces assaulting the Turtleshroomian border guard... or rather, what was left. The first test was to confirm the predictions of the two satellites, which merely summarized, 'Turtleshroomian border guard engages C'tani drones, Turtleshroomian victory; C'tani forces locate Turtleshroomian border guard, C'tani victory'. After that prediction was confirmed, they would move on to the second test, which predicted a C'tani victory as they continued moving throughout the forrest. However, this time, a counter would be predicted and transmitted to Turtleshroom, which would change the outcome to a Turtleshroomian victory. Obviously, it wouldn't be transmitted under the Shi Province, rather under the guise of 'Guardian Angels', with the array utilizing an Angelic Voice to convince the Turtleshroomers otherwise. If it worked, the Shi Province would attempt to step deeper into assisting the Turtleshroomers in their situation. If it didn't... well... there wasn't much the Shi could do at that point.

All rested in the balance of mere predictions...

I wouldn't mind if the counters were rendered false, because frankly, that was wanking. However, I'm predicting the actions of the border guard and the C'tani based off past experiences and common reasoning. If the predictions are false, I'm just going to blame it on some technological malfuction - is that okay with you guys?





Snow Leopard,
Turtleshroom, Land of Power


"Hey catgirl! Stop! You're under arrest for indecency!" Shouted a Turtleshroomian guard as he chased a nekomimi without her veil and robe down the road and around a corner.

Around that corner, a line of Snow Leopard agents were waiting. Immobilizing the guard by firing a crossbow bolt into his knee (oh, the irony), they quickly pulled him into an abandoned Eagle Internation Armory (Asahina Province) warehouse. Removing his weapons and tying the guard against a support pillar, the formerly chased nekomimi yanked the crossbow bolt out of the guard's knee as their human interrogator walked forward.

"You'll be fine, the bolt missed your major muscles and veins. But note, we have alot more arrows, and you still have alot of knee left." She said as she crounched down, "Now tell me, who is involved with the Turtleshroomian Space Program? We know the Government approved it, but we want to make sure it isn't funded enough to ever 'take off the ground again'. So tell me, who is supplying their funds?" The interrogator asked as she placed held a crossbow bolt menacingly above his other knee.

After the 'Turtleshroomian Incident' as the Imperial Archives referred to it as, the Imperial Shrine of Yue was not very pleased with Turtleshroom. Sure, they had released an official condemnation which the other Provinces followed along with as normal, but that wasn't enough. Sure sanctions were also possible, but the Imperial Shrine knew that most politicians would listen to a sanction for a good three minutes. So, they went with an option that was sure to bring results, hence, the Snow Leopard. Ordered to neutralize the Turtleshroomian space program, they would target key polticians and military members, as well as the funders of the current space program. Although, a normal special operations squadron would simply assassinate these key individuals, the incredibly religious Yue would rather 'persuade' these individuals and groups otherwise - avoiding bloodshed as much as possible. Their deities were pacifist deities, and so were they.

The Yue had also taken the current situation of Turtleshroom into consideration, and had decided to use an organization mostly composed of nekomimis to avoid the C'tani and Greater Pony Herd's eye as they crippled the Turtleshroomian space program under the radar. Surely, with all the commotion occuring between lasers, invaders, rebels, and the such, their actions wouldn't even be noticed until the end of the situation. However, entangled within these operations was a sweet, yet cruel irony, as one religious people begin attacking another equally religious people not so different than themselves. The Imperial Shrine would eventually have to come to terms and humbly apologise for their actions, yet, to them, the idea of space exploration was one that must be stopped. Turtleshroom would be aided again, that was a fact, yet it had to be after this 'evil' was purged from Turtleshroom for good.

They would also be sure to 'contact' the Greater Pony Herd later for their sinister 'Friendship Cannon', that not only fowled the sky, but also the spirits of humans, nekomimis and all species alike. Magic was not against the Yue People's beliefs, however, the altering of another's spirit was. Whether it be human, pony or what have you, it was not acceptable by any standard, and had to be addressed. Unlike the young and naive Shi, both parties had annoyed the Yue, the old and wise peoples who founded Comrade Commisar - and if the Yue were to do something drastic, it was nearly certain that the rest of Comrade Commisar was to follow.

I swear I'm starting to become a miniature GEIJD with these longer and longer superposts... anyways, just anchoring my involvement here for the NSWiki to follow.
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Postby TurtleShroom » Mon Mar 12, 2012 12:07 pm

The streets of Gerry were shanties, rundown apartments, corruption, and drug cartels holed up in the dark. At the northernmost end of the pothole-laden, craggily painted Main Street stood a double-reinforced wall numerous stories high. Three heavilly armed sentry boxes and a Customs Office were the only portal out of the crime-laden heck-hole of a city.

{OOC: Read this to learn about Gerry.}
TurtleShroom wrote:You ride to the worst city in TurtleShroom. This is the City of Gerry, on the far northwest sector of TurtleShroom. You immediantly notice that the entire city is a series of run-down, high-rise brick apartments, tenaments, and, in addition, shady low-rise stores that just SCREAM "protection racket". Half of the stores have the word "Honest" in their name.

Steamy manholes and a gloomy sky match the scenary. The air is putrid, smog is abundant, and, if you have asthma, you're weezing. You are immediantly cut off-gaurd by the amount of transvestites walking the streets. Men in desses and with beards, holding the hands of their minions, walking with sissy purses, or wearing hideously-colored hair, or walking around in nothing but white boxer shorts with red polka-dots. Police abound, carefully eyeing your comparatively modest dress. Wearing a long trenchcoat and long pants, with your hair down and loose clothes to prevent drawing attention to your bosom, you could fit in pretty well in the good neighborhoods. Normally, people dess trashy in this city, so you notice a lot of cops staring. You wave, and they smile, going on their way.

It gets weirder. As you walk onto Gerry's Main Street, you can get a clear view from here all the way to the border. Main Street stops at an amazing site: a twelve-story concrete wall with a large military-looking checkpoint in an arch that Main Street goes under and out. Smog conceals the top of the wall, so you can't actually see over it. That wall was built because of the wave of illegal immigrants that always go through Gerry. The entire border, from the start of Gerry's city limits border-side, to the end on each side of said limits, have the Wall on the border.

Then, you step back a moment, realizing one last problem. Many women here are wearing veils and long, thin robes, not unlike the ones worn under Taliban's fundamental Islam dictatorship. You get a closer look and are suprised to see that the veils and dressings are concealing cat ears and feline tails. That's right; you're looking at cat-girls, or, as some call them, Nekomimis!



Well, this Neko was in defiance of the law. This rookie cop was prepared to take Gerry's filth head-on!

"HALT! FILTHY CATGIRL! STOP STREAKING AND PUT A VEIL ON- OOOHHH, I'M 'GONNA YOU, YA RUNNER!"


He chased the catgirl performing public exposure down the allies and past shanties, until he cornered her. A sound made hin turn around, and then...


Comrade Commisar wrote:Around that corner, a line of Snow Leopard agents were waiting. Immobilizing the guard by firing a crossbow bolt into his knee (oh, the irony), they quickly pulled him into an abandoned Eagle Internation Armory (Asahina Province) warehouse.


{OOC: :lol: Arrow to the knee reference in the middle of a RP? :rofl: THE WIN IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE. :rofl: }

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!!!! MY KNEE!!!"


Comrade Commisar wrote:Removing his weapons and tying the guard against a support pillar, the formerly chased nekomimi yanked the crossbow bolt out of the guard's knee as their human interrogator walked forward.


The rookie cop screamed in pain, but tried to man up, as his robes, badges, and weapons were removed and he was embarassingly stripped down to his white boxers with red hearts on them. He glared angrily through his pain at the "abomination" before him.

Comrade Commisar wrote:"You'll be fine, the bolt missed your major muscles and veins. But note, we have alot more arrows, and you still have alot of knee left."


The cop gritted his teeth and said nothing.

Comrade Commisar wrote:"Now tell me, who is involved with the Turtleshroomian Space Program? We know the Government approved it, but we want to make sure it isn't funded enough to ever 'take off the ground again'. So tell me, who is supplying their funds?" The interrogator asked as she placed held a crossbow bolt menacingly above his other knee.


He gulped as he looked to his good knee and then to the severe bleeding of his other knee. Then he realized what they were asking.

"Wait. Whoa whoa whoa WHOA. The space program? THE SPACE PROGRAM? Shoot, Firmanent Busters Incorporated is a private company run by a private group of investors. It's public knowledge, filthy neko! Why are you interrogating the poe-lease? You can go to any stock exchange and ask about 'em. Now, they're a private company, so you can't buy stock, but sheesh, interrogating for public knowledge?"

He sighed, still agonizing in pain.

"It's typical catgirl stupidity as this that made ol' Deputy Soliciter General, John Raven, so popular and his Codes universally implemented in places where your filth crawls the streets. Ya'll should have just done it legally, 'cause the poe-lease will realize I'm gone and round ya'll up good. Now let me go! I told you what any TurtleShroomer would know! If ya'll want more, just go to some banker and ask! LET ME GO!"

Of course, there was much more common knowledge, like the corporate headquarters, the launch pads, etc. etc. etc., but the cop didn't tell that. He just looked at the nekomimi and the humans working with them with sheer disgust.
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The Ctan wrote:The Necrons planned to take many captives, and many Gaol Arks, variants of the hovering Ghost Ark transports used by the Necrons to act as mobile repair stations and 'armoured' transports, but with mesh cages installed to allow human, turtle and mushroom to be thrown into the belly of these constructs, and imprisoned there, behind cage and the protective energy fields of the Ghost Ark. Hug-zombie and conscious, they planned to take many prisoners back to Haiz and then on to some terrible place. Some terrible place possibly being wherever Shadowmane would put them.

Overhead, clouds of scarabs, meter-long insect-like robots, droned overhead into the forest, to hunt the retreating border guard.



The minute the Drones entered TurtleShroomer airspace, they were met with fierce AA batteries much like their birdling counterparts, but this time, stronger. The military had kept the thing a secret from the people, but they had completely focused their attention on the borderlands' invasion. They had no idea what they were up against next, but the furious, air-clogging volleys of doom and artillery made sure nothing got to deep into the jungles.

The Border Patrol, meanwhile, continued to scatter, hiding in branches, under rocks, and behind tree trunks, preparing themselves for any infantries and cavalries C'Tan would bring.

The actual military was yet to arrive, spare the "cavalry"- which is what they classified the purely rail-based anti-aircraft methods as -but if the Border Patrolmen needed reinforcements, they'd be there soon. The situation was speedily being monitored.






TurtleShroom wrote:OOC: TurtleShroom possesses more railways than paved and unpaved roads. The military has a colossal supply of ammunition, such things having been stored for over fifty years to brace for the opening of the country that finally commenced in 1991. Therefore, no matter how long we fight, TurtleShroom will not run out of ammunition. This was further assured when neoconservatism and a fifty percent tax rate to fund a twenty percent Defense Budget ensured a hundred years’ worth of ammunition and parts.

OOC: The lack of ammunition burdens are a balance to me crippling my military. The weapons stink, but they never run out of supplies. (The Viet-Cong used hand me down junk from the 1940s, but they did well, did they not?)

OOC: TurtleShroom does not have any Air Force, except six or seven passenger aircraft- propeller driven -that were bought by the “Nookular Branch” of the armed forces to drop TS nukes from the sky if needed. They have no other purpose and there are not plans for more since the days of military cutbacks and defense.

OOC: Naturally, though, a nation without an Air Force is a sitting duck begging to be killed. To fight the command of the skies by any enemy with a few thousand dollars, TurtleShroom developed a balance: we have the best anti-aircraft gunnery anywhere, even if it bound to railroads.




OOC: The anti-aircraft weapons are pulled by military-grade freight trains made for this purpose. They are fuel efficient and sleek, and, compared to the 1960s-esque diesel guzzlers that run for civilians. They are always painted camouflage, which is a running gag I’ve long implemented. ;)

OOC: The anti-aircraft weapons usually come in sevens. This is to say, the locomotive pulls seven AAs, a coal hopper, a diesel storage tank for the train, and a red caboose. If any AAs or locomotives were to be bombed, the remaining ones would still be able to fire as if nothing happened, although if used nonstop, the backup generators equipped to each would die in about twenty four hours, after which, shoveling coal would take effect to power them until the supply is gone. (This makes the trains risky targets.)

OOC: Strategically, the target- but IC-ly, you do NOT know this automatically because, IC-ly, you have no idea of TS’ AA skills –would be to kill the locomotive. That would render the AAs immobile until another military or commandeered civilian locomotive could pick them up. Hitting the coal hopper or diesel might SEEM to be a good idea, but the TurtleShroomers knew they’d be targets. Unlike most train setups, the back car is not the caboose, but the diesel tanker and the copper. The caboose is third-to-last. If the tanker or hopper is hit, the cars have the ability to throw off their load.

OOC: Here is an example: to avoid losing an untouched tanker, but needing to remove a flaming coal hopper, the car could activate a hydraulic-like chassis under the topper and toss the flaming sucker onto the side of the railroad tracks. This way, the diesel tanker can remain attached to the train and used. As for the potential for fire, who cares what the environmentalists say? THIS IS WAR.) If the tanker truck is KO-ed, it can simply be released onto the tracks.

OOC: Military/AA locomotives are designed to strong-arm through obstacles, like rocks, trees, sand, or discarded cars. Don’t think that just because you dropped something on the tracks that the trains are halted. Again, TS is paranoid and thought of that.




OOC: Now, what about the guns themselves? Let me try to explain.
All AA guns are manually staffed.
Killing enough soldiers manning the guns will not neccesarily incapacitate the train. In paranoia, all military train soldiers can operate all positions. If the engineer/driver is killed, anyone on board still living can still drive the drain. If an AA operator is killed, others can assist immediately.

OOC: It requires killing a majority of the soldiers on the train to remove the capability to man the train. Alternately and for less waste of ammunition, just kill all humans and mushrooms aboard. The turtles always maintain more technical positions, like driving the train, aiming and firing the AA, doing repairs, operating the caboose and monitoring the fuel, keeping lookout, and preventing disasters and emergencies.
This is because of the weight and size of the bullets. The humans and mushrooms are the only ones that can shovel the coal, lift those bullets, and fire the AA guns. The turtles are simply too small and weak.




OOC: There are five types of ammunition used by the AA artillery:
  • 1. Bullet-shaped bullets. Each one is the size of a desk and requires four to six creatures to lift it and load it into the firing mechanism. These bullets go the second farthest and the second fastest, and can go the second highest, being beaten only by missiles. Only one can be fired per gun at a time, and reloading takes a little over two to seven minutes, depending on the crew. They WILL hit most anything up to the stratopause: fifty five thousand feet. However, after the bullet passes thirty five thousand or so, it rapidly loses power, and as such, it can’t do as much damage.
    Unlike ammunition two, AA artillery can only shoot one caliber of bullet.
  • 2. Advanced/upgraded cannonballs. Balls made of anything from tar to iron to steel, ranging in size from a fist (say, to shoot a guy leaning out of a helicopter door) to actual cannonball sizes, to the size of a bookcase. They are simply fired straight at the target. They have short range horizontally, but vertically, they hit most anything up to twenty five thousand feet.
    The AA guns are adaptable and can launch cannonballs of all sorts.
  • 3. Pies. They can be rapid-fired. Laugh if you want, but like the so-called “pie snipers” in the military, TurtleShroomers have perfected the art of throwing pies as if they were aerodynamic. How and why is out of the question: just know that they do. (Hey, if some of you have Space Marines, I can shoot pies with god-mod aerodynamics!) If you think pies are worthless, consider first that they are rapid fire, and consider second that if birds in your engine can kill, what will many dozens goopy, sticky pies do to that sensitive machinery? What if it clogs your plane’s inner workings? What if it, even for a moment, a pie obscures your windshield or cockpit so you don’t see our next strike?
    Pies can be rapid fired, up to three hundred at once, one after another. You won’t be laughing when we deploy them.
    AA pies, unlike other divisions, are relatively inedible. AA pies are shot in traditional pie tins but use a secret militaristic recipe that, while making them taste bitter, are nonetheless extremely sticky. The purpose of AA pies is to jam vital components and crash planes. They are cheap to make and easy to store, and sometimes see action as the first wave. They are the size and thickness of your generic RL cream, pumpkin, apple, or key lime pies. When in a pinch, the pies can also use oil.
    Unrealistic? HECK YES.
  • 4. Skillets. In reality, you fry with a frying pan, but in TurtleShroom, the pan fries YOU! Think pies are deadly? Face the pans! Out of the oven and into the fire, the frying pans have near-identical aerodynamics and rapid fire as pies, but because TurtleShroom imports most all of its iron, they are in shorter supply.
    Skillets are used for the same purpose as pies, but are unquestionably deadlier and more damaging. Pies and skillets can be rapid fired, but never at the same time.
    Unrealistic? HECK YES.




Missiles. The AA missile is called the “Kablooka-1”. These are the only missiles that are not owned by the Nookular Branch, and unlike the Nookular Branch, they are actually a good size, but alas, they can’t be steered. Kablooka Ones are used in any form of missile that isn’t from the Nookular Branch. They are ineffective as anti-missile-missiles (the nuclear rockets serve that purpose) and are very unreliable as deep bunker-busters. (They can’t bust a TurtleShroomer bunker, which is one of the few things that uses moder/twenty-first century/2012 tech. They could bust a 1940s or 1950s bunker, or a shallow bunker, but the deeper, the safer.)
We actually have something useful. Basically, take a RL V-2 Rocket, shrink it to the size of an office desk plus a half of an office desk, and there you have it. AA Missiles can not be aimed and do not heat seek, but they have a HUGE blast radius and can fell/shoot down/neutralize ANY non-space faring plane without question if they hit their mark… -and usually, they hit their mark.
TurtleShroomer missile technology is in its infancy. While TurtleShroomer missiles can brush over the atmospheric Stratopause and explode far bigger than you’d think, they can’t be aimed, they cost a boatload- nay, a butt-load –to produce, and use up immense raw materials.
For each train of seven AA batteries, there are eight missiles. This amounts to one missile per AA and a spare. Currently, there are few in storage, so if all the Kablookas are gone, they’ll be gone for about a year at current handmade production rates.


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Postby The Ctan » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:08 am

A frying pan smacked into one of the scarabs that swarmed above the treetops, the two high speed metal objects meeting with a resounding clang that startled birds for miles around, the robotic bug dropping out of the sky, quite 'dead' from the astonishing impact. Others were hit by... pies.

The surreal talents of the natives to make things that had no business being projectiles be projectiles were astounding.

The Necrons advanced into the jungle, wherever the scarabs found resistance they called in reinforcements; A border patrol turtle had been found hiding behind a rock.

The tortoise, pulled inside his roflite shell, pickelhaube helmet sticking out with a crucifix on top, the jaw-manipulator for his gun trailing inside the armoured shell, cowered before them. Little trailer of rations bolted to his shell, the border guards turtle had been left behind, unable to run, and with no one alive to carry him nearby, he was left to fend for himself. Quivering in terror after seeing his friends dust-gunned, he was too big for any of the humans to carry and run with, and there hadn’t been any shrooms around.

A tiny geometric tortoise, this turtle was no threat, to him the scarabs themselves were huge monsters, let alone the necrons. His guns, still smoking from shooting down a scarab, were small, easily wrenched off by the advancing necrons, who then gave his roflite armoured carapace a swift kick, bouncing him along the ground like a screaming little soccer ball, ration trailer upending and spilling his supplies. He cried out in woe as a metal hand grabbed him, picking him up and holding him upside down, like being on his back, it was uncomfortable, his shell aching as he was held in the necron’s evil claw.

He was carried like that for some time as the necrons stripped him of his armour and his boots using a slim knife, none too gentle about it, pulling his helmet off, his goggles the only trace of his uniform, before they dropped him roughly, on his back, into a tub of some sort, made out of plastic. A prison for the tortoises who were small enough to get through a Gaol Ark’s mesh, they locked a top on the tub, with a few air-holes in it, and threw it up onto one of the prisoner transports, leaving him to try and struggle to right himself, until another prisoner was thrown aboard and able to turn the tub with him in it upside down to give him some relief.

__ __ __


The necrons had not gotten where they were today without a sense of intense intellectual curiosity. Science fascinated them.

Unfortunately for the mushrooms in the border guard, this science had a tendency to involve dissections. No quarter was given to the first mushrooms who were cornered, instead, they were charged, and hacked at with necron axe-bayonets. They wanted to see how hard it was to kill something that had no internal organs!

__ __ __


The Necrons with the Endrenians had found more of the aliens than they had planned for, but they had no real issue with them. "This area is unsafe," one of them said, "You will prepare to be evacuated from the combat zone."

A hovering goal ark levitated to a rest nearby, "Embark," the group said, pushing the Endrenians toward the uncomfortable, cage-like affair. It wasn't very reassuring, but it wasn't as if they were actually being shot right this second. Another of the transports, then another, arrived, loading up their alien passengers and returning with them toward the Haiz line for debrief.

__ __ __


SYSTEM's satellites launched from Comrade Commissar encountered a problem.

The necrons were a space-faring race, and fought a full-spectrum space-war. Although there were constant satellites around the Earth, Lady Cyash had ordered that anything Comradan that intruded be shot down. These satellites were new, and their orbits had their perigees approaching the area of her activities, they were indisputably there to surveil her activities.

This annoyed her.

Several batteries of Pylons, the same interceptor weapons that had been dedicated to take down native rockets, were fired at the satellites in orbit, beams of coruscating energy reaching across thousands of kilometers to intercept satellites.


OOC: More to come, but work calls. Hope you don't mind me presupposing that at least one turtle's gone to pieces enough to cower in its shell, will edit it so that I'm less directly RPing your actions if you prefer.
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"Many races and faiths have considered themselves to be a threat to the Necrons, but their worlds and their cultures are now little more than interesting archaeology."
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Postby TurtleShroom » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:18 pm

{OOC: Nah, I was really blown away at the detail which you described my turtle and how well you researched him. That was perfectly in character and definitely beyond feasible and into likely. It's very realistic, for sure. Even soldiers can feel fear. This poor turtle is an example of this, though I'm not sure why you're kidnapping them yet. As for the mushrooms... it's a good thing they can't feel pain, though they'd still be screaming bloody murder. :? }
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Postby The Ctan » Sat Mar 17, 2012 12:56 pm

The ferocious fight coming from the AA batteries seemed to have stymied the necron advance. A ghost ark was solid, and somehow seemed to cause guns aimed at it to misfire notably often, but when the wide-calibre bullets that were fired at them they were heavily damaged.

But only for a limited time, for the necrons were keen to press on. Huge doomsday arks lumbered out of the jungle, firing as they came. Each time these guns fired, it caused a titanic blast of emerald energy, like the dust guns but immensely bigger in scale, entire train carriages could be flayed down to nothing by these powerful blasts, and the necrons directing them seemed to take delight in pressing the advantage. But they did not advance, still, for they were waiting for something, giving the area a wide berth.

The aircraft resistance batteries went all the way across the nation, and it made a spectacular target for space based weapons.

The delay so far had been to allow the Menelmacari to enjoy the moment...

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Postby TurtleShroom » Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:00 pm

In bunkers where commands were given, the rapidly mobilizing military grunted in very audible anger at the dust guns destroying their AA batteries, but more importantly, killing the brave men, women, turtles, and mushrooms fighting for their homeland. In his anger, he ordered the next obvious step.

-and so, he did, giving a simple order.

"NUKE'EM."




From twelve different silos, twelve Saturn V rockets were launched before arching into the sky and scattering to avoid their origins being traced. Three others continued their way into space, separating their stages and slowly climbing to the location where the space programs traced the god-mod satellite bombardments.



The twelve nuclear warheads spead their way to the Independence Day looking Ghost Arks, travelling in rather erratic patterns to prevent getting shot down by anti-missile missiles. The AA batteries, informed of the launch, re-positioend themselves to distract from the nukes. The AAs, in turn, launched their missiles {OOC: see the link I made to the batteries' description for more on those} straight towards the Ghost Arks. The bombardment was guarenteed to permite at least one, hopefully more, rockets to collide with the Ghost Arks.

The gunfire continued as if nothing changed, and its already loud sounds combined with the deafening roar of the C'Tani technology drowned out the rockets. (If the C'Tani drones and goons were able to see the Patrolmen in the trees, rocks, caves, and ravines, they'd notice them all donning what looked like anti-radiation hazmat suits and taking iodine pills.)


All twelve of them made their way towards their intended targets, trying desparately to stave off an invasion that would certainly equal doom. The Arks would reach Jonesboro in four days at their current speed. If they had some sort of BS-tech warp drive, it'd be a little less than one day. The TurtleShroomers were woefully outmatched and felt that the real tyrant was never them in the first place.
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Postby Ende » Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:47 pm

The Endrenians, afraid of angering the Necrons, quickly ran into the arks, where they were immediently detained. The leader, however, scowled viciously.

<I don't like this. I don't like this at all. We're caged in this transport.> he telepathed to the rest of the group. They nodded in unison.

<Hey! 457. You have an Translator Device. Translator Devices are equipped with emergency beacons that can alert Rafael that we've encountered danger immediently, and you can type him up what has happened immediently.>

<I have a name, sir!>

<....okay. Rah'yen. Immediently transfer a message to the Drillers.>

<Roger that, sir.>

His fingers immediently began tapping rapidly at the display of the Translator Device, and he quickly pulled out a small antenna from it.

----------------------------

The message quickly transferred from his device to the Driller Captain. The Driller Captain stared at the blinking display for a few moments, then forwarded it to his superior, the Driller Commander. The Commander than transferred it to the Subterranean Military Commander, who forwarded it to the Assistant Minor Military Commander, who transferred it to the Military Commander, who transferred it to the (temporary) Military Advisor (although the real military advisor was in a Turtleshroomer jail for fornication), who transferred it to Hivelord Rafael, the elected dictator of the Turtleshroom Colony.

How long did this take? Around ten minutes. The Endrenian system was heavily bureaucratic, and filled with paper pushers, but it could be efficient when it needed to be. Not to mention the fact that the Endrenians were telepathic. That certainly helped.

And ten minutes after the message was sent, Rafael stared at the screen, displaying the message in front of them.

"Trading Party A, consisting of 50 members from Driller A, now 49 members, has been captured by military forces working against the Turtleshroomer forces. Almighty Hivelord, send the military forces a message asking for what they are doing with us, and please, ask for our release. Here are the coordinates. We have established that you may be able to commune with them using a satellite, and aiming it to transmit to Quadrant 44753 of Turtleshroom."

Rafael stared.

"Alright then." he muttered, cracking his long and sinewy fingers.

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Transmission Source: Hivelord Rafael the Great, Elected Dictator of the Endrenian Colony of Turtleshroom, Head of Endrenian Military Affairs
Transmission Destination: Commander of Necron Forces

It has come to my attention that you have captured several scouts I had within the area, overseeing affairs within the so called "Zim Belt". We were using the scouts to prepare for a Humanitarian Mission, where we would help stabilize a possible war zone. I would like to meet with the general of your forces and discuss the humanitarian mission, as well as release of my scouts. Also, we would like to propose a temporary halting of warfare for trading, perhaps? It is always a blessing to behold a new civilization upon this earth, and especially starfaring ones. May blessings rain upon your head,

-Hivelord Rafael
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Postby The Ctan » Sat Mar 17, 2012 8:23 pm

OOC: Waitin' on confirmation from TS, but for you...

Ende wrote:Transmission Source: Hivelord Rafael the Great, Elected Dictator of the Endrenian Colony of Turtleshroom, Head of Endrenian Military Affairs
Transmission Destination: Commander of Necron Forces

It has come to my attention that you have captured several scouts I had within the area, overseeing affairs within the so called "Zim Belt". We were using the scouts to prepare for a Humanitarian Mission, where we would help stabilize a possible war zone. I would like to meet with the general of your forces and discuss the humanitarian mission, as well as release of my scouts. Also, we would like to propose a temporary halting of warfare for trading, perhaps? It is always a blessing to behold a new civilization upon this earth, and especially starfaring ones. May blessings rain upon your head,

-Hivelord Rafael


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Transmission Source: Royarch Cyash, Nemesor of the Second Turtleshroom Campaign
Destination: Hivelord Rafael the Great, Elected Dictator of the Endrenian Colony of Turtleshroom, Head of Endrenian Military Affairs
Subject: Your curious proposal
Security: Unencrypted


Your people were interestingly entangled with a military unit for those on a humanitarian mission, I should very much like to find out what kind of aid they were providing. Scouting for aid on the borders? Scouting to aid our enemies? You may certainly come and meet me, and enlighten me to these notions.

And be assured, we have been on this earth many centuries and we shall be here far longer than that. It is you who are the newcomers, not us. Nonetheless, we accept your blessings with thanks.
"The Necrons were amongst the first beings to come into existance, and have sworn that they will rule over the living." - Still surprisingly accurate!
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"Many races and faiths have considered themselves to be a threat to the Necrons, but their worlds and their cultures are now little more than interesting archaeology."
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Postby Ende » Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:10 am

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Transmission Source: Royarch Cyash, Nemesor of the Second Turtleshroom Campaign
Destination: Hivelord Rafael the Great, Elected Dictator of the Endrenian Colony of Turtleshroom, Head of Endrenian Military Affairs
Subject: Your curious proposal
Security: Unencrypted


Your people were interestingly entangled with a military unit for those on a humanitarian mission, I should very much like to find out what kind of aid they were providing. Scouting for aid on the borders? Scouting to aid our enemies? You may certainly come and meet me, and enlighten me to these notions.

And be assured, we have been on this earth many centuries and we shall be here far longer than that. It is you who are the newcomers, not us. Nonetheless, we accept your blessings with thanks.


Rafael stared at the transmission...and started to panic.

"This isn't good. This isn't good at all. I have to meet a highly advanced alien civilization and attempt to spin off a falsehood to them. It's not even a very plausible falsehood! Why couldn't you have given me a half-truth?" he growled at one of his advisors.

"Sir...maybe you should just tell them the truth. You know we were there to take the surplus and goods of the farmers in the Zim Belt, and trade weapons with the Turtleshroomers. And frankly, this was your idea. It's your fault, Hivelord."

Rafael immediently gripped the foolish advisor by the neck, holding him an inch or two off the ground, as the advisor's feet scrabbled on the ground, attempting to stand. He snarled, and glared at the advisor.

"Tell them the truth? Expose the fact that we're all starving to death to a bunch of fellow starfarers that are more advanced? Are you a madman? Think to yourself. What if we learned that the humanii were weak and crippled? We would march on their lands and conquer them. So, what shall I do now?"

"Well, sir, you don't really have much to go on. How about...you sent them to give weapons to the Turtleshroomers so they could clear the Zim Belt more quickly, and you sent the scouts to help them fight the rebels. That's a plausible half-truth."

Rafael dropped the advisor on the floor.

"So be it. Call the Necrons. I shall meet with them. Tell them to send their leader to Quadrant 3245. That's only a few miles away."

The foolish advisor (now gasping for breath) nodded, saluted, and immediently ran off to send another transmission.

Transmission Source: Advisor Iellni, speaking for Hivelord Rafael the Great, Elected Dictator of the Endrenian Colony of Turtleshroom, Head of Endrenian Military Affairs
Transmission Destination: Royarch Cyash, Nemesor of the Second Turtleshroom Campaign

I would agree that our involvement in the Zim Belt may seem curious. Without further explanation, it may even seem like we were aiding the Border Patrol in fighting you.

We are not. We do not wish to fight. We had legitimite reasons to be at that location at that time, and you shall find out why we were there. It truly was a humanitarian mission in our standards, but we believe our definition of humanitarian could possibly be different from yours. We would be glad to meet with you. Rafael feels that he cannot explain himself adequetly through mechanized communication, and would like to speak in person.

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Postby TurtleShroom » Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:29 pm

{OOC: This is in response to a telegram from C'Tan explaining what the Arks were. I realized they're not the real warships, but rather, smaller and comparatively petty transport vehicles. It wouldn't make sense to nuke them.}




HOLY REPUBLIC OF TURTLESHROOM
FORT CREEPER, EXTREME SOUTHWEST SWAMPLANDS
MILITARY DELIBERATIONS



"YOU FIRED NOOKULAR WEAPONS ON THOSE?!" Said Four-Star General Tecumseh to the Border Patrolman who had persuaded a Nookular Branch marshall to launch the WMDs.

"THAT'S A WASTE AND WOULD MAKE THINGS WORSE! How close are they to impact?"

"The closest one is nearing fifty miles, sir."

"Good. This ain't over yet. Call the missile launch-creatures and order 'em ta PULL UP."

"If we pull up, the rockets will only go straight up. We won't be able to steer them, the farther they get up, sir."

"Exactly. We'll direct 'em with them other three breachin' the exosphere right now. This will attempt to cleanse the outer space area over TurtleShroom of C'Tani death satellites and remnants of the Urmanian Death Ray."


The Patrolman saluted.

"Yes sir; it will be done, sir!"





HOLY REPUBLIC OF TURTLESHROOM
FAR-EASTERN RAINFORESTS, NEAR THE BORDERLANDS
NUCLEAR ROCKETS


The rockets were crisscrossing in their patterns to the C'Tani Ghost Arks. It was going to be a spectacular show of explosions and death.
However, as the Arks came into view, all twelve Saturn V rockets suddenly veered themselves upwards and straight into the sky.
They quickly escaped the atmosphere as they shed their stages and joined the other three around TurtleShroom's airspace.

The explosion, directed at C'Tani satellites and space lasers across the sky, was brighter than the sun.





DEFAULT NS PLANET/EARTH'S MOON
TURTLESHROOMIAN NEOCONSERVATIVE MOON CANNON
C'TANI ARRIVAL


The Necrons landed on the surface of the moon and scouted the area for any signs of life. There were none, so they approached the cannon.
It was an amazing weapon for a country normally only capable of throwing stuff and using hooks for hand-based prosthesis. Heck, it was amazing for any MT nation.

Yet, it was but childs' play for the C'Tani. They had made Moon Cannons for centuries, and heck, they didn't even need a moon. Their space lasers were fearful and portable: something surely to be feared!

They were first greeted by the TurtleShroomian flag. A flag pole, over five stories high and baring a collosal version of the pre-2010 "fifty percent tax for a big honking army" Neoconservative Flag. Like the RL USA Apollo XI monument, the flag was held erect with a wire, to keep it from being limp in the moon. Seeing this as the sign of TS' pride, the Necrons made quick destruction of the flagpole and smiled as the flagpole and flag tumbled to the dusty, grey lunar surface, throwing a little bit of dust above.


They then approached the cannon itself.


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The ANGEL Program was not something that the Shi People would simply waste money upon, these were billion-dollar satellites, and the program overall could easily bankrupt any smaller nation that even attempted it. These satellites were meant to calculate anything, predict anything, and be stunningly accurate with even the slightest amounts of information inputted within them. Likewise, with the C'tani Pylon batteries, it was mere child's play to calculate and redirect the satellites with the technology at hand.

Within SYSTEM's Administration Building, dozens of SYSTEM students were overlooking every detail as they had steered this billion-dollar project away from the lasers of the C'tani Pylon batteries. Many of group congratulated Xin Xingshi as he continued giving the orders to the many students staffed within the control room.

"Good work, we've saved many decades of scientific research from being annihilated at the hands of the C'tani," He sighed in relief as he returned to his sitting position, "Have Angel-6 and Angel-7 continue to-"
"Sir," A former member of the ANGEL division said quietly, "Angel-6 has calculated many Turtleshroomian warheads to enter the atmosphere, the explosion shall emit an EMP, and that EMP will disable our satellites... Angel-7 calculates there is very little we can do at this point..."
"I see..." Xin stated as he stood up quietly, before grabbing a rolling chair and throwing it at the wall, "Many billion-dollars down the drain, and you're saying it's because of 'friendly-fire'?! Not only has Turtleshroom set us back roughly twenty years, but they've also ruined each and everyone of our futures! We're ruined the minute the University of Journalism releases the issue that we've successfully destroyed roughly a dozen years of dedicated planning and billions of dollars! If the C'tani blew it up, at least we would've had some dignity! But out of everything, 'friendly-fire' from the people we we're supposed to protect?!" He panted as he sat against the wall, knowing that his position was as good as done for.

The room was quiet as Xin Xingshi simply sat against the wall, everyone knowing that what he said was true enough. Eventually, the normally level man looked up at his peers and silently gave his orders.
"Have Angel-6 and Angel-7 set upon a course to collide with C'tani forces on the ground, and by collide, I mean turn the C'tani portion of Turtleshroom into a crater." Xin muttered.
"You're crazy! Do you know the kind of diplomatic 'you-know-what' storm is going to happen if you do this?!" Screamed one of the students.

"It's the best course of action we can take. If those satellites linger in orbit, they are just going to crash into earth some other day, where some other nation can get hold of our technologic innovations. If we crash those satellites the size of space stations into the C'tani portion of Turtleshroom, chances are that some key components are turned to dust, rubble, or scrap metal - along with many C'tani and Turtleshroomian troops. Information will be lost and unaccounted for, however, Turtleshroom officially destroyed our satellites and none of the diplomatic chaos should fall upon our shoulders." Xin stated as he stood back up once more and adjusted his uniform, "Angel-7 is just the linkage of many smaller home computers, nothing too important and therefore, it should take less priority. Angel-6, if it isn't destroyed in its entirety, than Turtleshroom should be able to allow us to recover some of the components. Disconnect the Japanese doomsday device and upload it to Angel-1, I don't want nukes flying around just because of a hardware malfuction. C'mon, let's get to it."

As he finalized his orders, many SYSTEM and ANGEL members grudgely nodded as they began to use whatever processing power available to crash the massive satellites into Turtleshroom. While it could be intercepted, the men on the ground only had two options; be hit with the equivalent of a rifle round, or with buckshot - either way, the effects would be devastating.

SYSTEM would make sure to send the multi-billion dollar bill to Turtleshroom after this.




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The interrogater for the Snow Leopards simply stood up and looked at the rest of her party.
"This man is pretty foul-mouthed, but he is telling the truth." She said as she scratched her head, "I guess you can untie him and give him medical aid now."

Two members, a nekomimi and a human went forward to untie the policeman, until a deep male voice was heard from the darkness.

"Pitiful, that you could not even obtain common information. Obviously, the mission is more in tune with our skills, rather than the meddlings of mere cats and their handlers." Spoke a heavily scarred man as he stepped forward with his group of thirty-five, many donning a mostly black uniform, the only other color being the red lining within their clothes.
"Black Guard..." The interrogater sighed, herself and the leader of the Black Guard having an obvious rivalry, "What have you found out that we haven't?"
"Headquarters, launch zones, landing zones, resources that go into the creation of such vehicles, everything you and your filth would miss," He stated as he slid a folder over, "You might also find it interesting that Turtleshroom launched over a dozen Nuclear Weapons over an hour ago. Of course, you wouldn't have found this out until three days later, wouldn't you?"

The interrogater picked up the folder and gritted her teeth, the other Snow Leopards not looking too kindly to the Black Guard. Reading through the files, she skimmed many detailed writings of the Turtleshroom space program, the current situation with the C'tani, and the meddlings of the Endrenians.

"Have you sent this information to the Imperial Shrine?" She asked.
"No," The commander smiled, "We do not believe in the dark arts such as you. We merely reside in the Yue Province, not learn their tricks."

Sighing, the interrogater pulled a bundle of paper slips from her breast pocket. Ripping one out, one could see the Yue writing upon it as she allowed it to flutter freely to the floor, upon touching the concrete emitting a strong, soft light.

"This is Snow Leopard - Turtleshroom - Gerry." The interrogater said, as she looked at the small slip of paper.
"No need to be so formal. High Priestess Yue is out, taking in the fresh mountain air. This is Lang Ookami, please report." Spoke another Priestess within the Imperial Shrine, Lang Ookami - the Kitsune advisor to the High Priestess.
"Yes, well... we have obtained the necessary information. However, the C'tani are making much commotion, and another belligerent under the name of the 'Enderenians' have appeared. Our course of action?" The interrogater questioned.
"Mmm, those C'tani are quite rough, try to not get involved in their affairs. As for these 'Enderenians', mmm, if they cross your path, wound or kill them. They're no accounts of them within the Imperial Archives... I wonder what they taste like..."

"Yes, ma'am." The interrogater began to finalize as she stared at the police officer, who was currently being held by the two Snow Leopard, "We have a prisoner. A Turtleshroomian police officer, what shall we do with him?"
"Mmm, I'd eat him..." Ookami stated as one could hear her lips smack, "...but, I know that the High Priestess looks down on me eating you humans... I guess you should probably just throw him back into his herd... or... whatever you call a group of people..."
"Yes, ma'am." The interrogater finalized as the small slip of paper began to burn into mere ashes, although leaving no signs of burning upon the concrete, "Let him go."

"My, my," The Black Guard commander said as he stepped forward, "You've already commited a string of crimes in Turtleshroom; indecency, magic usage, trespassing, kidnapping, assault... it would be a shame if that police officer were to go report it to his division. Allow us to... 'persuade' him to keep his mouth shut."
"Tch, do what you want with him." She said as the two Snow Leopards threw the man into the hands of the Black Guard, "We'll be assaulting the main headquarters of 'Firmanent Busters'. Meet us somewhere along the way." She finalized as she ordered her unit to move out.
"Agreed." The Commander said as he looked at the police officer, "You're unlucky today, good man. You just insulted the only group that would have any shred of mercy for you. They have some code against murder and torture, following the 'Principles of Yue'. Us? Not so much. You won't die throughout your experience with us, petty officer," The Commander stated as he clenched his right hand, a stone prosthetic hand within the shape of a fist, "But by the end of it, you will wish you had..."
A complete mess of a nation known in-character as the 'North Lands'; populated by pious priestesses, wandering mercenaries, violent bandits, and various internal power struggles. Be careful of who you deal with.

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Postby Menelmacar » Wed Mar 21, 2012 6:25 pm

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This post co-written with C'tan


A neutronium-annihilation reactor -- known colloquially as an ‘annie plant’ -- was the same anywhere in Menelmacari space, a greyish-blue orb comprising a single extruded supermolecule, of nearly any conceivable size. They were largely manufactured in close orbit of the black hole in the system known to human observers as V4641 Sgr, a thousand light years from Earth, a microquasar that provided the intense beams of radiation required to collapse and form them. This and other high-energy, high-technology devices were the sole export of the vast automated foundries in the otherwise scarcely populated system, population twenty thousand, originally settled by the famous explorer-ship Randir, meaning Pilgrim. Inside each was artificial collapsed-material, called neutronium, similar to the superfluid in a neutron star, and mechanisms embedded within the supermolecule to perform a complex operation of transforming them from matter to energy, as in the heart of a star, or an antimatter reactor, but more directly and efficiently. An annie plant the size of a soccer ball could provide all the electricity an entire 20th-century-level mortal nation could use almost indefinitely before it exhausted its fuel, and their power curve was exponential -- the bigger they got, the more efficient they were. They usually incorporated gravitic fields to prevent them sinking through solid rock, so dense were they, reducing their apparent weight to something that could be easily handled.

Menelmacari Isil was home to many such devices, and many of them were underground. Some of the largest and most impressive formed part of a ring of what were called Grand Cannons around the colony’s most important sites.

Isil, the Menelmacari moon colony, had stood in one form or another, for almost thirty thousand years, from the first landers that had arrived on the satellite, as part of a series and equipped with lembas and other such ancient techniques to extend the length of their stay. Permanent settlement had followed soon after, as a way station to explore further, and as a home for stargazers seeking out the darkest point in the entire solar system in perpetually darkened northern craters. Although the Menelmacari had, in their day, been to every part of the lunar surface, they now mostly dwelt and worked in and around the huge Copernicus crater, called Isilnorwa Vírin in elvish, Ilinsor’s Glass, for the cold still waters that gathered under the dome, but while Ilinsor’s Glass was a vast park, other nearby craters, such as Eratosthenes, in Elvish, Tolmen Oromëva meaning Oromë’s Shield, were also settled, much more heavily, lunar settlements there were great cities. Isil Menelmacarwa was home to thirty million sapient beings, from the scattered wizards' towers of the Montes Carpathus to the great domed cities, their interests stretched from the Oceanus Procllarum to the Mare Imbrium.

The extent of this elven settlement was hidden by a thousand holographic generators, powered by glossy black solar arrays in the Mare Imbrium, that concealed the cities and towers, leaving the moon a thing of unspoilt beauty from the ground, and it was often a surprise to other nations to learn that they were even there, for Menelmacari did not often use radio, and their image projectors were simply excellent.

However, this was not a defense; instead, the shield projectors and Grand Cannons of the Moon served that role.

Ungoterhatnen nos Carnilaranel was native to Isil. When she had been a child, she had had the honor of watching one human nation’s first lunar landing, that happened to be just outside the dome they’d been living in. It had happened just after the evening meal; she’d been looking out of the window and through the domewall at the sky to see a crude and boxy lander, like those in the museums, come to rest outside. They’d gone out and waved from the side of the dome. Now she was set up to enjoy another show, wearing a white space-suit with crimson and gold banding, typical of the kind of practical wear outside a dome, a high visibility pattern in the wilderness of the moon.

The crystal forest that surrounded her was about as close as one could get to a Grand Cannon as it fired, and laying on her back, she could see the Earth overhead. “This is... a charming idea,” she said.

Behind the transparent faceplate of his own suit, sat against one of the trees of the permineralized and petrified forest, Sanwëheru grinned, checking the wrist mounted chronometer on the suit. “If the announcement was accurate, they should be opening up any second now.”

Ungoterhatnen checked her faceplate’s polarizing mode, checking it was set to protect her eyesight from the backscatter of the Grand Cannon firing.

The guns’ topside units were imposing, but were only the smallest tip of the iceberg, the actual structure was a column of generators that descended well over a mile into the lunar crust, forming and focusing the bolt, with the cannon unit itself merely a shrouded gravitic refraction unit. The Grand Cannon was a type of plasma weapon, but plasma was not actually how it worked. Designed by Lómëar nos Namnatur, a venerable Menelmacari, the name in English was derived from the ‘tracer’ element of hydrogen fusion plasma customarily injected into the actual projectile in its pre-fire sequence, that added a smaller thermal component to its damage. In actual fact the plasma ‘bolt’ or beam was a gravitic distortion effect created by spacetime metric contraction techniques; the bolt itself contained the plasma, but was fundamentally different, a transfer of force and kinetic energy that skipped across space like a wave, a technique that combined the advantages of kinetic weapons with the ammunition independence of energy weapons.

The firing was brief, a few dozen shots, streaking through the sky toward the Lands of Power, but they could hear them. The recoil conducted sound through the ground and into their seats, the sound of the blasts weird in the dead silence of splendid desolation of the moon.

The shots were brief, only a few dozen from a few dozen, but they would tell, each one was dialed down to a level well below maximum, not as devastating as the Turtle superweapon, but it was very precise. Targets for the Grand Cannons were large and fixed, focusing first on the rocket launch sites, then on the aircraft resistance batteries’ major junctions and then upon nuclear power plants and oil refineries, a deliberate retaliation for them having the affront to attack an allied vessel.

One hundred and forty four shots in all, each was calibrated to do critical damage to its target, but not destroy it, to smash a gantry or a crawlerway, or to blast open a nuclear cooling tower or reactor chamber, a specific junction of railways turned to a crater, not an entire rail-line.

Ungoterhatnen grinned, “Best. Date. Ever.”



Meanwhile, the bulk of the bombardment was to come from orbit; the Grand Cannons were only being used to demonstrate how far the turtles had to go before they became a threat. Menelmacari ships in orbit opened fire, their weapons smaller, pin-point affairs, targeting individual reaction trains. While the Grand Cannons fired at larger targets, the ships that approached Turtleshroom had been assigned a more accurate job.

This time, instead of plasma, the focus was on missiles. Úruvafalma class gravitic missile cruisers were employed to open up the assault, each of them carrying over a thousand missile tubes and opening up with two hundred of these. Ground-bombardment missiles were cheap as dirt -- literally, as they were fabricated aboard ship -- and equipped to intercept and destroy enemy targets. In all, the tubes of the Menelmacari fleet were cleared of eighteen hundred of these -- nine ships, two hundred missiles each -- in the first minute of the engagement, with twice that many following in a volley the next minute.

Each munition was a sophisticated type of weapon, breaking apart into seventeen multiple independent reentry vehicles, each of which was equipped with a decelerating profile, like a reentry module on one of the rockets the turtles used so much. They were targeted on the aircraft resistance batteries’ locomotives, sensors and terminal guidance locking in on their engines, plowing into them at seventeen times the speed of sound, not only sufficient to blast the locomotive apart, but to make a crater where it had stood, blocking the railroad for good measure.

In all, they had loaded and fired over ninety one thousand impactors at the aircraft resistance batteries; many would miss, of course, even with the spectacular precision of the Menelmacari, these were far from accurate weapons by their standards, and it couldn’t be ruled out that occasional non-hostile trains would be hit, and more commonly, that the semi-guided impactors would miss. Some might even be shot down, but that was little concern, as without a doubt thousands of the locomotives would be hit. Even failing this, nothing prevented them from firing again, and again, until objectives were met.

The objective the necrons had asked for was a simple one; deal with the Aircraft Resistance Batteries, and punish enemy morale. The Menelmacari did not envision that taking long.
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Postby The Ctan » Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:09 pm

Enroute to Ende Rendezvous Site

“With friends like the Comradens, they don’t really need enemies, do they?” Cyash said, as she watched the near orbital diagrams on screens in front of her command barque, green holograms showing two small space-stations apparently on an inbound trajectory. Before she had attained the title of Royarch, Cyash had been a cryptek, a necron scientist. She knew orbital mechanics very well; in orbit, all forces upon an object were in balance (sometimes a dynamic one, but balance nonetheless), the momentum against gravity allowing the object. A satellite hit by EMP would not suddenly fall out of the sky. Of course it was possible, in theory, that its retros had fired. But in practice, she found it so unlikely as to be unbelievable. Someone had decided to… drop a space station onto the zim belt.

She wondered if they meant to hit her positions, but it seemed unlikely they’d be willing to waste so much money to spite her, more likely the satellites had taken flux damage from the nuclear weapons attack (!) and had been deorbited to attempt to recoup losses of material or data.

If that was their intent, she saw an opportunity to try and put some more pressure on the Comradens. She could have launched an interception mission, but doing that would prevent the possibility of capturing the satellite, so she ordered her pylons to cease fire at it. They had other things to do anyways, with all the missiles that had been fired.

Cyash’s command barque was hovering along under the tree canopy, the hovering crescent shaped vehicle nimble enough to navigate between the trees. Cyash started and looked up from the satellites as she heard a wordless southern yell from above, and a small object dropped from the treetop. She’d thought someone had dropped a stone, and reached up, gauntlet blasting out a column of jade fire into the treetops. But there was no one there.

She looked at the stone and…

She wasn’t really capable of dropping her jaw, but she felt like it. A tiny turtle had thrown itself, attached to a parachute made out of some kind of old fashioned handkerchief onto her command barque and was busily hauling itself along on its forelegs and rear-flippers toward the two drivers linked into the barque, it was slow, trundling along toward them, but the necrons were both looking at it in all-too-organic shock, bemused beyond words at the unarmed turtle, until it climbed onto their control boards.

Amazingly, the turtle had some kind of plan, letting out another rebel yell as he mashed his forelegs down on the buttons built into the barque. The vehicle pitched into a spin, smashing sideways into a tree with a juddering thump, and ploughing into the ground. The turtle squealed as it clung on for dear life. Cyash did likewise, despite being mag-clamped on, gripping the railing firmly.

The vehicle skidded to a halt.

One of the Barque's drivers loomed up to its full height, disconnecting, summoning a gauss flayer into its hands, pointing it at the tiny turtle. “Wait,” Cyash said, leaning down to pick the turtle up as the barque auto-righted itself and began to levitate, “That was far too brave to allow you to kill this one. Remarkable...” Shaking itself, the turtle turned around on her metal hand, apparently oblivious to its peril.

“Pa! I got 'em! Pa!” the little turtle cried.

Cyash looked around, to see a small turtle, about a foot high, trundling over with some kind of pistol affixed to his shell.

“Y'all just put mah son down, and git the heck off mah land!” the turtle cried.

Cyash stared in astonishment, and then, slowly put the turtle down, before getting back on the barque to rendezvous with the Enderian representatives.

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A Zim Belt Settlement, Angel 7 Impact Zone

The necrons were busily burning the town down, using dust guns to shoot holes through houses after they cleared them of spores, eggs, children and hatchlings, which they loaded into a metal box together in the small town square, setting about leveling the area, smashing and burning. All the adults had been turned into hug zombies, so were the children, but the hug zombies had completely forgotten their offspring as they had shambled off, leaving them here, starved. In perhaps a perverse scene, one necron with a milk bottle was feeding baby turtleshroom-humans, while another was feeding little morsels to the turtles. The mushrooms they figured would be satisfied with a dark box filled with damp soil.

///Alert. Inbound Object. Classified level two orbital threat. Evacuate area immediately.///

The necrons quickly slammed lids on the boxes, and scrambled toward the monolith sitting nearby, throwing the box full of hug-zombie children through the wormhole-gate inside it, saving the offspring before themselves as the satellite smashed into the ground with enough force to level the settlement...
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Postby Ende » Thu Mar 22, 2012 5:03 pm

When C'yash arrived at the site, Rafael was pleasantly surprised. The rendezvous site was in the middle of a flat plain. A few tents had been set up, and a large circular platform, made of metal and concrete, was set in the middle of the camp. On one side of the platform was a richly decorated throne, and on the other side was another throne, only with no decoration whatsoever. In the middle of the circular platform was a table, with both chairs seated at it. Rafael was sitting in the middle of the ornate throne, with a foot-rest kicked out. He was wearing a helmet, several pieces of armor, a scepter with the Endrenian insignia carved into it, and combat boots. Seeing C'yash and the Necrons enter the site, he stared for a moment.

"....that's more soldiers than I thought would arrive." he muttered. The foolish advisor who had perturbed Rafael earlier ran up to C'yash, and he gestured for her to follow him into the other chair, opposite from Rafael. He wasn't quite sure if C'yash could understand him, but he attempted to communicate anyway.

"Almighty Hivelord Rafael the Third, High General of the Endrenian Forces, may he live fore-"

Instantly, cutting him off, Rafael swore violently at him, rising from his throne.

"We have a translator here!" he screeched. "They can't understand you, Illuvian. And there's really no point! You're just embarassing us! You're an disgrace to all diplomacy under the earth! I don't want to see your pathetic face for the next week, Illuvian! Eat dirt and remove yourself from my sight!"

Illuvian nervously backed away, slowly turning towards the tents, and then sprinting out of Rafael's sight as fast as he could, immediently vanishing. A few seconds later, Rafael heard the sound of dirt being scraped from the ground, and then several retching noises, combined with a large amount of coughing. Rafael smiled rather nastily, and turned his gaze back to C'yash. He fingered a large device in the middle of the table. It was a Endrenian Translator Device. Rafael assumed that C'yash would not be able to understand Endrenian, and so he had turned it to English before the meeting. He stood, staring at C'yash.

"I apologize for my pathetic advisor. Welcome! I am glad to see that you have arrived. Now, I, Almighty Hivelord Rafael the Third, High General of the Endrenian Forces, invite you to sit down as an equal of equal if not greater prowess, rights, dignity, wealth, and standard, to sit and join me in diplomacy. I assume your kind is a noble race, and that our diplomacy will come across well and with no trouble."

He gestured to the seat across from him, and then continued talking.

"I fear I may owe you an explanation of why our soldiers were in the area. Let me explain. See, our definition of "humanitarian mission" is "a mission that benefits the humanii in some form or way". Fairly simple, is it not? So, ah, definitions aside, I'll begin to explain. We were there with several weapons of our own. They're probably more advanced then what the humanii have. They haven't figured out how to make railguns yet. We were trading them with the Turtleshroomer Border Patrol, to help them arrest the rebels. We were at the time, unaware of your military forces within the area. We had moderate knoweledge of another force, but we assumed they were assisting the Turtleshroomers in the destruction of the rebels. So, we were assisting them by trading some of our weaponry for some food and crops that they were taking from the rebels. We have been...short on food, recently."

He paused for a moment, stroking the edge of a Starbucks Latte on the side of the table, obviously thinking. Then, after a few moments, he resumed speaking.

"So, C'yash, is that a good enough explanation for you? I hope it is. By the way, perchance, do you have my traders? If you have any questions, any objection, any second thoughts, anything at all whatsoever, than tell them to me, and I would be glad to answer. I know my explanation is mildly thin, but if there is something you could disagree with, we could go further into detail on that." he said.

A few seconds after he had finished, he rose from his chair, and bowed to C'yash rather flamboyantly, stood up, and sat back down on the chair, reclining, and taking a few sips from the latte.
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Postby TurtleShroom » Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:14 pm

OOC: That was just perfect. I couldn't have enjoyed that more. I couldn't contain my smiles at the rebel yell references and depiction of the little turtle. It was a blast. Perfectly in-character and top-notch RP!

OOC: I'm calculating a manner of response, possibly narrating the Zim Belt settlement or the boxing of TurtleShroomians in an oddly noble humanitarian mission. Around three hundred of the adults were struck by the Death Ray. Urmanian said the rot would last for about a week.
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Postby The Ctan » Thu Mar 22, 2012 7:31 pm

TurtleShroom wrote:OOC: That was just perfect. I couldn't have enjoyed that more. I couldn't contain my smiles at the rebel yell references and depiction of the little turtle. It was a blast. Perfectly in-character and top-notch RP!

OOC: I'm calculating a manner of response, possibly narrating the Zim Belt settlement or the boxing of TurtleShroomians in an oddly noble humanitarian mission. Around three hundred of the adults were struck by the Death Ray. Urmanian said the rot would last for about a week.

OOC; I figured I'd do something... nicer... after the relentless kicking Menelmacar (and I) gave you. ;)
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Postby TurtleShroom » Thu Mar 22, 2012 8:18 pm

"BOOM! SHOOM! ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-WAKA-WAKA-WAKA-EEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHH! BOOM! PEW PEW PEW!"

The engineers in the anti-aircraft batteries slammed the brakes of their locomotives and watched in awe and terror as the firestorm from the heavens rained down and defoliated the trees, blasting the railroad junctions to smithereens. They stopped and tried to throw their engines into reverse to find another junction, but those too were blocked.

So many curbs, twists, and turns on the railroad track, which was as sprawling and efficiently interconnected as an Americalandese road newtork. There were routs, alternate routes, byways, and endless ways to detour.

However, the degree of destruction in the eastern borderlands prohibited them, even with that many junctions, to get to the battlefield easily. They grunted and grumbled in sheer outrage as they took turn after turn, twisting through the jungles and navigating some of the older railways.

By the time they had made it, their fuel was running low and they spent more time refeuling and dodging to find an oppurtunity to shoot. Even when they reached the place, junctions there were toast! It was difficult, but they swore to keep fighting. The AA batteries continued their incessant volley, until a second wave started hitting the trains. Immediately, dozens of engineers were severely injured, but only three deaths were instant. Medical corps immediately carted them off as they tried to return.

Fortunately, the fuel for firing the guns were not from the diesal train. Now immobile (and sitting ducks), the soldiers began firing in defense, trying to prevent themselves from getting hurt.

They had not yet received orders to evacuate, but if they did, there was always manual operations...
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