The Fukakku Civil War OOC

[Comrade Commisar]

...here is the portrait sent to me by telegram for Lori Cummings.

(Image)

Oh my.

All the Comraden women are fairly small breasted, but in any case...

"I'm a married man. I'm a married man. I'm a married man..."

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

...here is the portrait sent to me by telegram for Lori Cummings.

(Image)

Ah....quite wonderful to see the image again...

In my in game nation we too have wonderful big breasted beautiful women, although in any case....

*Fantasizing*....

I'm a married man. I'm a married man. I'm a married man...wait...adding another one to my harem should not be too difficult......."

[Ganos Lao]

I actually insist that everyone ogling Lori can put these...emotions into IC form when around her because it will help me with my desire to make her story about fighting objectification in her life.

[TurtleShroom]

I actually insist that everyone ogling Lori can put these...emotions into IC form when around her because it will help me with my desire to make her story about fighting objectification in her life.

^ Don't worry. That's a GUARENTEE.

TS is a family friendly nation and I'm a family friendly storyteller. The attraction is always G-rated and no sex is involved. Just... well, simple looking, talking, "my eyes are up here". In fact, just wait.

The best part is that all of this is amplified because TurtleShroomer women have very small "investments" in Lori's "monopolized" industry. In fact, some of the tycoons and richer men will even make capitalist puns to avoid insulting their wives, who are also glaring angrily in pure jealousy.

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(Enter Businessman and Friend, both male humans. They see Lori. Well, they see Lori... somewhat.)

Businessman to friend: (tugging at collar feverishly) "Lori's... a very... uh, productive... 'businesswoman'."

Friend: "That's wonderful, @@RANDOMNAME@@! What does she specialize in?"

Businessman: (looks left and right feverishly, messes with glasses) "...I mean her looks, @@RANDOMNAME@@."

Friend: "Not so loud!" (whispers) "...tell me."

Businessman: (turns back to Lori, holds up hands) "It was this big..."

Friend: (snorts) "NO WAY!! (returns to whisper) "...wait, she might hear us..."

Businessman: ( ) "You're right. Let's... 'change' the subject. ...well, she's put all her 'stock' in one 'company'."

Friend: "Were there any 'profits' amongst clients?"

Businessman: "Absolutely. -and she's very humble and modestly uses her... 'wealth'. It'd do any 'rich' woman in TurtleShroom proud. Biblical adherence."

Friend: "How many years left until the 'investment' fully 'matures'? Will it?"

Businessman: "Her 'funds' have probably all matured. They won't 'grow' past the current 'rate'."

(Businessman's wife enters)
Wife: "OH DEAR ME." (quietly to herself) "Why can't MY 'stock' have 'dividends' like that?" (to husband) "@@RANDOMNAME@@! You already..." (blushes, tries not to insult Lori) "...your 'company's' already 'merged' with mine. Don't even consider 'breaching the contract', even mentally!"

Businessman: "Don't worry, I'm 'faithful' to our contract. I'm just 'checking out the ticker', looking at each 'symbol', just enjoying the thought of the 'profits' an 'investment' would ensue. I promise you, it will go nowhere; I'll 'have a board meeting' with you at the local restaurant."

Wife: "That's my boy."

(All exit, hoping Lori didn't hear it, but she did.)

[Ganos Lao]

I actually insist that everyone ogling Lori can put these...emotions into IC form when around her because it will help me with my desire to make her story about fighting objectification in her life.

^ Don't worry. That's a GUARENTEE.

TS is a family friendly nation and I'm a family friendly storyteller. The attraction is always G-rated and no sex is involved. Just... well, simple looking, talking, "my eyes are up here". In fact, just wait.

The best part is that all of this is amplified because TurtleShroomer women have very small "investments" in Lori's "monopolized" industry. In fact, some of the tycoons and richer men will even make capitalist puns to avoid insulting their wives, who are also glaring angrily in pure jealousy.

---

(Enter Businessman and Friend, both male humans. They see Lori. Well, they see Lori... somewhat.)

Businessman to friend: (tugging at collar feverishly) "Lori's... a very... uh, productive... 'businesswoman'."

Friend: "That's wonderful, @@RANDOMNAME@@! What does she specialize in?"

Businessman: (looks left and right feverishly, messes with glasses) "...I mean her looks, @@RANDOMNAME@@."

Friend: "Not so loud!" (whispers) "...tell me."

Businessman: (turns back to Lori, holds up hands) "It was this big..."

Friend: (snorts) "NO WAY!! (returns to whisper) "...wait, she might hear us..."

Businessman: ( ) "You're right. Let's... 'change' the subject. ...well, she's put all her 'stock' in one 'company'."

Friend: "Were there any 'profits' amongst clients?"

Businessman: "Absolutely. -and she's very humble and modestly uses her... 'wealth'. It'd do any 'rich' woman in TurtleShroom proud. Biblical adherence."

Friend: "How many years left until the 'investment' fully 'matures'? Will it?"

Businessman: "Her 'funds' have probably all matured. They won't 'grow' past the current 'rate'."

(Businessman's wife enters)
Wife: "OH DEAR ME." (quietly to herself) "Why can't MY 'stock' have 'dividends' like that?" (to husband) "@@RANDOMNAME@@! You already..." (blushes, tries not to insult Lori) "...your 'company's' already 'merged' with mine. Don't even consider 'breaching the contract', even mentally!"

Businessman: "Don't worry, I'm 'faithful' to our contract. I'm just 'checking out the ticker', looking at each 'symbol', just enjoying the thought of the 'profits' an 'investment' would ensue. I promise you, it will go nowhere; I'll 'have a board meeting' with you at the local restaurant."

Wife: "That's my boy."

(All exit, hoping Lori didn't hear it, but she did.)

TurtleShroom, it's all good.

Storytelling doesn't need explicit sexuality to be good. I usually leave that stuff up to the imagination when I reach the PG-13 threshold when it comes to my characters.

Speaking of good storytelling, I've been meaning to tell you this for a while now but you have a knack for good storytelling and interesting characters.

[TurtleShroom]

TurtleShroom, it's all good. Storytelling doesn't need explicit sexuality to be good. Speaking of good storytelling, I've been meaning to tell you this for a while now, but you have a knack for good storytelling and interesting characters.

I appreciate your compliment.

Please refrain from EVER using the GD-phrase from any and all posts when I participate. "GD" is the worst curse word to any Christian. It is impossible to be worse. It's like combining the "F-word" and the "C-word" and saying it from a child's mouth on primetime TV.

I beseech you to remove the word that makes my very body shiver from that post and all others. It's the only curse word I can't just brush over.

This being said, I'm adding your praise to my Factbook!

[Ganos Lao]

TurtleShroom, it's all good. Storytelling doesn't need explicit sexuality to be good. Speaking of good storytelling, I've been meaning to tell you this for a while now, but you have a knack for good storytelling and interesting characters.

I appreciate your compliment.

Please refrain from EVER using the GD-phrase from any and all posts when I participate. "GD" is the worst curse word to any Christian. It is impossible to be worse. It's like combining the "F-word" and the "C-word" and saying it from a child's mouth on primetime TV.

I beseech you to remove the word that makes my very body shiver from that post and all others. It's the only curse word I can't just brush over.

This being said, I'm adding your praise to my Factbook!

I did not mean to offend, although I will insist that for realism's sake that such 'curse words' will be used. It's just because I prefer realistic characters that look (in terms of how they act) like everyday people you'd meet in the real world, although with sometimes silly twists to make them just interesting. But I'll be conscious of your concerns when addressing you OOCly like this.

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

Ah...how I love massive human waves...

http://i772.photobucket.com/albums/yy10 ... nwave2.png

[Comrade Commisar]

Ah...how I love massive human waves...

http://i772.photobucket.com/albums/yy10 ... nwave2.png

That's not nearly massive enough. We can do better.

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

Ah...how I love massive human waves...

http://i772.photobucket.com/albums/yy10 ... nwave2.png

That's not nearly massive enough. We can do better.

It is an excerpt of 100,000 Chinese troops charging at Wusan during the Korean War. Yet of course, we can always do better.

[Fukakku Shingeng]

I posted at last.

[Aquitayne]

Turtleshroom - if you keep posting OOCly in the IC thread, I'm seriously gunna have to punch you in the face.

[Ganos Lao]

Turtleshroom - if you keep posting OOCly in the IC thread, I'm seriously gunna have to punch you in the face.

Let's remain civil here! A simple please keep OOC in the OOC thread would suffice.

[Aquitayne]

Turtleshroom - if you keep posting OOCly in the IC thread, I'm seriously gunna have to punch you in the face.

Let's remain civil here! A simple please keep OOC in the OOC thread would suffice.

I've asked him like 3 times already. Repetitiveness doesn't go over well with me.

[TurtleShroom]

Let's remain civil here! A simple please keep OOC in the OOC thread would suffice.

I've asked him like 3 times already. Repetitiveness doesn't go over well with me.

I apologize. It's an age-old habit of mine to keep everything neatly in the same place. It's nearly impossible to break unless I see the link right in my face... which it wasn't.

[TurtleShroom]

OOC: I noted that your movement needed… NUKES? Well… you have an ally that has a lot of them.…

[Aquitayne]

I've asked him like 3 times already. Repetitiveness doesn't go over well with me.

I apologize. It's an age-old habit of mine to keep everything neatly in the same place. It's nearly impossible to break unless I see the link right in my face... which it wasn't.

If you feel the need to post OOCly in the IC thread that badly, at least spoiler it.

[TurtleShroom]

I apologize. It's an age-old habit of mine to keep everything neatly in the same place. It's nearly impossible to break unless I see the link right in my face... which it wasn't.

If you feel the need to post OOCly in the IC thread that badly, at least spoiler it.

Can do.

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

Yushuu is having quite the amusement spreading his wings is he?

[Ganos Lao]

Once I get a full gist of what's going on in recent posts, I shall post in turn.

[Comrade Commisar]

*Adjusts glasses*

Can we please have posts at least a paragraph in length? Those one liners are making me want to kill someone.

[Greater Evil Imperial Japanese Dystopia]

I just came to remember something.

Besides the Yushuu family is another, equally insanely irrational faction, led by Tokugio Shiromatsu.

That one is simply another story of which makes my nation probably going to have to choose a three-faction flag very soon such as yours.

Except the names above shall change to the three warring factions in our state.

[Comrade Commisar]

I just came to remember something.

Besides the Yushuu family is another, equally insanely irrational faction, led by Tokugio Shiromatsu.

That one is simply another story of which makes my nation probably going to have to choose a three-faction flag very soon such as yours.

(Image)

Except the names above shall change to the three warring factions in our state.

Our factions should have some kind of mass war sometime...

Also, nice flag.

[Ganos Lao]

Once I get a full gist of what's going on in recent posts, I shall post in turn.

[TurtleShroom]

I just came to remember something.

Besides the Yushuu family is another, equally insanely irrational faction, led by Tokugio Shiromatsu.

That one is simply another story of which makes my nation probably going to have to choose a three-faction flag very soon such as yours.

(Image)

Except the names above shall change to the three warring factions in our state.

If TurtleShroom is involved, you'd have to add a fourth woman, because TS is traditionally an independent faction in anyhting, because they're paranoid like that. (I'd love to draw a totally out of place fourth one.)