Weak Nations?

[The Great Terran Empire]

I'm looking for a weak nation to take over. Anyone know any?

[Monganda]

I think you need to understand how the game works, pal.

[Milograd]

OOC: You were founded yesterday...so you're currently one of the weakest nations on the site...

[Tuthina]

You are among the weakest ones, I am afraid.

[Ganos Lao]

OOC: You were founded yesterday...so you're currently one of the weakest nations on the site...

Indeed. Hell, I could just waltz right in and take you over myself!

But I think referring you to the stickies would be better for you.

[Xaruud]

Just guess their password.

[Ganos Lao]

Just guess their password.

Hacking is not allowed here. Let's refrain from encouraging it.

[Ahtreil]

Uhm... i don't think you just go all ''You're a weak country with a corrupt government and rubbish economy, IMMA ATTACK U!!111one!''

But i have heard that NS is not that serious, so i dunno...

[Haydn]

You ARE one of the weakest nations on the site. I might take you over myself.

[Milograd]

Just guess their password.

Hacking accounts is illegal on this website. :/

[Ahtreil]

Just guess their password.

Hacking accounts is illegal on this website. :/

Illegal according to the law too, i believe...

[The Great Terran Empire]

This game seems stupid. CYOC is sooooo much better. Whatever.

[Wazkyraque]

You are the newest member on the forums, therefore the weakest.
Invade yourself?

[Ahtreil]

This game seems stupid. CYOC is sooooo much better. Whatever.

It's about roleplaying and realism.

But hey, if you want to leave, then do it.

[Wazkyraque]

This game seems stupid. CYOC is sooooo much better. Whatever.

You don't have to stay you know.

Also, Create Your Own Cheesecake?

[Kaukolastan]

Just guess their password.

Okay, okay, no hacking. That violates the Terms of Service. Let's find a new solution! Here! This is the Master of Puppets plan!

Locate the player, drive to their house, and stand behind them with a loaded gun, forcing them to roleplay out the actions you've chosen for their nation through their river of tears and pitiful cries. Then, after they've sworn eternal NS allegiance to you, take one of their family members to a warehouse in an undisclosed location, just for insurance, sending them pseudo-randomly timed photos of their loved ones holding current newspapers to verify their allegiance. Viola! You have an instant In-Character ally, and you didn't have to make any sock puppet nations!

Now, there might be a few problems with this plan, but I don't think it violates the Terms of Service...

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT DO THIS.

[The Great Terran Empire]

CYOC is about realism, too. I'll stay. I just won't give my life over to it like I did with CYOC.

[Lolzieristan]

Just guess their password.

Okay, okay, no hacking. That violates the Terms of Service. Let's find a new solution! Here! This is the Master of Puppets plan!

Locate the player, drive to their house, and stand behind them with a loaded gun, forcing them to roleplay out the actions you've chosen for their nation through their river of tears and pitiful cries. Then, after they've sworn eternal NS allegiance to you, take one of their family members to a warehouse in an undisclosed location, just for insurance, sending them pseudo-randomly timed photos of their loved ones holding current newspapers to verify their allegiance. Viola! You have an instant In-Character ally, and you didn't have to make any sock puppet nations!

Now, there might be a few problems with this plan, but I don't think it violates the Terms of Service...

DISCLAIMER: DO NOT DO THIS.

Terms of Law, Terms of Ethics, and involves the commission of at least 15% of all felony charges in the United States. But you're good!

[Kaukolastan]

Terms of Law, Terms of Ethics, and involves the commission of at least 15% of all felony charges in the United States. But you're good!

Like I said, a few problems. Besides, there's internet in prison, right?

[Ganos Lao]

I'll stay.

That's the spirit!

Now I suggest reading the stickies and us dispersing before the mods come around. This sort of cluttering of threads never did get on their good sides.

[The Great Terran Empire]

So how do you research techs, raise militaries, take over actual land that exists, etc?

[Durmatagno]

So how do you research techs, raise militaries, take over actual land that exists, etc?

It's all done via creative roleplaying, some people have resource engines, others have maps, most are just free form.

[Lolzieristan]

Too late for this old boy, I've sold my soul to Max Barry and his wonderful site. Anyway, I'd recommend picking a fight with somebody that was founded sometime this year, or at the most late December. Other nations will be twice your size or worse. This is just for a learning experience, to see how RPing goes, and if you are inherently good at it or if you need to work on it. Or, you could do a non-total war RP, like a revolution or something. That means other people will join in the RP, but you won't get your capitol building flattened by carpet bombing.

And it's all RPing, lad. Except some of it, like population, military funding, etc. is determined by your actions in the gameplay section of NS, issues and such.

[Ahtreil]

So how do you research techs, raise militaries, take over actual land that exists, etc?

Well, you need to decide how your nation is. Should it be a democratic republic, or a military dictatorship?

Basically, create your country from the ground. History, form of government, stuff like that.

(I had to struggle with that stuff for a long time before i decided that my nation should be a benevolent dictatorship and such..)

Alright, i'll send you a TG (Telegram) and explain everything to stop cluttering this thread...

[Alexlantis]

So how do you research techs, raise militaries, take over actual land that exists, etc?

That's pretty much all in roleplaying, except for a few choice issues that might address that. A little thing called imagination.

Also, what is this CYOC you love so much? Maybe I might give it a try, since you claim it's so much better.