A woman in a turquoise hijab shuffles the papers on her desk and begins to speak
"Welcome to the Sotoaiz Broadcasting Network World News. Our top story tonight is the suppressopn of the vile protestors in Tahir square in downtown Mogadiyu this moening. Several hundred students who were calling for increased civil rights. These rebels were quickly crushed by our glorious leader President Haas Drena after he authorized the use of deadly force."
"In other news, the Great Leader decried the foul democratic and imperialist nations that seek to crush our grand emirate and proclaimed that Sotoaiz will lead the world into a brighter future where democracy and capitialism are abolished."
"He also called upon countries such as the Beastling States of Crystal Spires to renounce their infidel ways of glorifying the scourge of ponyism and liberty for half breed animals and called on the abomination known as High Chancellor Maven to step down from public office."
"This concludes tonight's report"












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