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Thor's Hammer (Open)

Postby Wilgrove » Wed May 27, 2009 8:52 pm

Two couples are driving along the Highway going towards the mountain on the northern part of Wilgrove. Wilgrove has large, deep mountains that can reach up to 10,000 feet. However, they are suddenly stopped by two men wearing metal breastplate, a sword and two automatic rifles. The couple rolled down their window. "Yes, what is the matter?" "Sir, you are going to have to turn around, this is now Odin's territory. Please turn around. The couple look at one another, then back to the men and they turned around.

"Sir, there is a small group of people who have taken over a portion of Wilgrove's mountain range. They have established a base at a privately owned castle. We do not yet know their intention nor do we know what they are capable of. I suggest we keep surveillance on them and maybe consider a sit down with their leader." Wilgrove's National Security Officer, Colonel Waltrip got done talking and flipped through the last of the slides.

The President slide back in his chair, and he close his eyes. "Ok, good enough, they don't pose a threat right now, not until we asses what they are capable of. Meanwhile, dig up whatever you can on their leader." The President gets up and walks out of the room.

Lord Zummer looks over the compound of his castle. Inside it's walls, men are practicing with their guns that ranges from handguns to .50 cal rifles. Outside of the walls, mortars are being fired into the mountain side. "We have united every small town and community in the mountain range, and they are all willing to serve under me. Wilgrove has forgotten it's Norse roots. We need to remind them, we need to bring back the Kingdom, and we need to bring back the military might of Wilgrove." Zummer speaks to himself as he watches. "Soon we will do that. Soon, we shall be a great and powerful nation once again."

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Re: Thor's Hammer (Open)

Postby Secruss » Wed May 27, 2009 9:08 pm

Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom looked out over her realm as goombas stomped aimlessly about the fields and into the moats.

She decided the floating boxes full of coins would need to go. Storing the national treasury in the open, in reflective boxes was just not the way to go. Secretary of the Treasury Toad would need to be liquidated as well.

Princess Peach reclined in her favorite, mahogony chair as she pulled a hypodermic needle and bag of heroin from the petrified-mushroom dresser. However, her favorite afternoon delight was simply not to be had this evening.

Yoshi suddenly burst into the room with news that Mario, the Princess' favorite sex slave and Secretary of the Navy, had been kidnapped by that tramp Princess Zelda of Hyrule.

This transgression could not be tolerated. She immediately summoned Secretary of Defense Luigi to discuss the best method of invasion. What with the koopa rebellions and their ongoing liquidation, her majesty's forces were already tied up. Luigi suggested that Wario, Waluigi, and Luigi himself make a beeline for the capitol of Hyrule in airships with her majesty's most elite Boos and Bullet Bills and extract the Secretary of the Navy. Luigi suggested he temporarily be given the command of her majesty's navy in the absense of Mario.

With this simple planning, the midnight raid of the castle of Hyrule was set into motion.
"How now!" cried Jupiter "Are you not yet content? You have what you asked for and so you have only yourselves to blame for your misfortunes."

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Re: Thor's Hammer (Open)

Postby Trailers » Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:47 pm

OOC: My grandmother used to live in a retirement community called Wilgrove. :o
Lay coins upon our brows, sound the bells
We're paying our fare on the river to Hell
Drape our bloodied banner upon the funeral pyre
And tell our sons we died Hellenic soldiers, with our faces to the fire

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Re: Thor's Hammer (Open)

Postby The Fanboyists » Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:02 pm

Secruss wrote:Princess Peach of the Mushroom Kingdom looked out over her realm as goombas stomped aimlessly about the fields and into the moats.

She decided the floating boxes full of coins would need to go. Storing the national treasury in the open, in reflective boxes was just not the way to go. Secretary of the Treasury Toad would need to be liquidated as well.

Princess Peach reclined in her favorite, mahogony chair as she pulled a hypodermic needle and bag of heroin from the petrified-mushroom dresser. However, her favorite afternoon delight was simply not to be had this evening.

Yoshi suddenly burst into the room with news that Mario, the Princess' favorite sex slave and Secretary of the Navy, had been kidnapped by that tramp Princess Zelda of Hyrule.

This transgression could not be tolerated. She immediately summoned Secretary of Defense Luigi to discuss the best method of invasion. What with the koopa rebellions and their ongoing liquidation, her majesty's forces were already tied up. Luigi suggested that Wario, Waluigi, and Luigi himself make a beeline for the capitol of Hyrule in airships with her majesty's most elite Boos and Bullet Bills and extract the Secretary of the Navy. Luigi suggested he temporarily be given the command of her majesty's navy in the absense of Mario.

With this simple planning, the midnight raid of the castle of Hyrule was set into motion.

Lol WTF.
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Re: Thor's Hammer (Open)

Postby United Dependencies » Fri Jul 03, 2009 4:32 pm

Damn I thought this would involve some super weapon. Maybe it can...
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