Extensive Oil Division for Sale (Open MT)

[The Beatus]

Official Message to the World

Jimmy James Industries has decided to sell it's entire Oil Division, including Land and drilling rights that amount to reserves in excess of 1 trillion bbls, and wells and derricks currently producing 90,000,000,000 bbls/day. This deal also includes all pipelines and oil terminals owned by JJI. This does not, however, include natural gas production facilities, or pipelines, refineries and refined product pipelines, or the like. Bidding is now open, and starts at $100 USD.

[Castleclose]

Ignore.

[Santheres]

OOC: 3

OOC: Read this now.

[Greal]

Look Incorporated will raise its bid to 90 million dollars.

[Democratic Colonies]

Official Corporate Communique
From the Desk of Director Jane Satie, Perim Nealon Regal Group Energy Solutions
To the Offices of Jimmy James Industrie

On behalf of all of the citizens of the Democratic Colonies, the Perim Nealon Regal Group offers you its warmest greetings. As the largest employer and leading energy provider in our homeland, the PNRG is always interested in new opportunities for growth and better ways to serve our clients. As such, with the confidence provided by federal government financial backing, the Perim Nealon Regal Group would like to place a bid of 1 trillion USD for the Jimmy James Industries Oil Division, including land and drilling rights that amount to reserves in excess of 1 trillion barrels of oil, as well as oil wells and derricks currently extracting 90,000,000,000 barrels of oil per day.

Jane Satie, Perim Nealon Regal Group

[Greal]

Look Incorporated raises its bid to 1.5 trillion USD.

[Berzerkirs]

200 trillion

[Santheres]

200 trillion

OOC: Your GDP is barely more than a tenth of that. You can't afford it.

[FreedomStates]

900 trillion

[Takaram]

900 trillion

http://nstracker.org/index.php?nation=FreedomStates
ooc: Your GDP is way too small to support that much money

[FreedomStates]

give it to you in payments

[Takaram]

give it to you in payments

ooc: You'd basically be selling your nation, and even that probably wouldn't cover it

[Aglorea]

The Empire of Aglorea would like to bid a realistic amount of 2 trillion dollars.

[The State of Monavia]

Official Message to the World

Jimmy James Industries has decided to sell it's entire Oil Division, including Land and drilling rights that amount to reserves in excess of 1 trillion bbls, and wells and derricks currently producing 90,000,000,000 bbls/day. This deal also includes all pipelines and oil terminals owned by JJI. This does not, however, include natural gas production facilities, or pipelines, refineries and refined product pipelines, or the like. Bidding is now open, and starts at $100 USD.

OOC: You'r selling reserves of 1,000,000,000,000 barrels of oil, but you are pumping out 90,000,000,000 barrels a day. In just eleven (11, count them if you like) days you will have pumped out 99% of the oil, and on the twelfth day, you're out.

[The Beatus]

(OOC:so..?)

[FreedomStates]

3 trillion

[The Beatus]

3 trillion

Accepted, we await your payment.

[Birkaine]

That's half your GDP. You can't spend that much money without throwing your economy to waste.

IC:
We would like to spend 1.2 trillion dollars from our trade surplus buying your oil division to assimilate it into our large petrochemical industry.

[FreedomStates]

3 trillion

Accepted, we await your payment.

wired

i dont care if it throes my economy out of wack

[Birkaine]

I mean, you literally can't afford that company.

[FreedomStates]

you complaine so much you dont let people be happy so just shut the fuck up

[Takaram]

3 trillion

Accepted, we await your payment.

wired

i dont care if it throes my economy out of wack

ooc: Your government offices would be stormed and your leaders shot by your own people after your economy collapses and all your people wind up being owned by Beatus. You are economically incapable of buying this

[Birkaine]

you complaine so much you dont let people be happy so just shut the fuck up

It's not my fault you're a noob

[FreedomStates]

i dont have a government iam the dictator

[Takaram]

i dont have a government iam the dictator

ooc: There are more of your people than there are of you. Your economy would collapse within minutes, and you'd fall into a depression that would make Post-WWI Germany look like an economic powerhouse. You seriously don't think you'd survive that within your own nation, do you?