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by Garwall » Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:20 am
[15:43] <Parhe> For some reason
[15:43] <Parhe> I feel safe whenever Gar is here
[15:43] <Parhe> Not sure why, Garwall always made me feel safe

by Neo Arcad » Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:25 am
Inkarzikan wrote:Neo Arcad wrote:"It seems we have a large portion of Africa that goes unclaimed. Are there any nations wishing to expand their ownership into the Congo basin and Zambezi Valley? Perhaps we shall save these territories for the Prussian, Scandinavian, and Holy Roman delegates, who have not yet arrived."
"I also agree with this, as it will be fair to the other nations." Sir William Hughes said, putting his coffee cup aside, and looking at the British Holdings. He looked at Roy,
"The British Empire is very powerful Army-wise, but eh in Navy-wise. We can use our army to flush the natives."
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

by Inkarzikan » Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:29 am
Neo Arcad wrote:Inkarzikan wrote:"I also agree with this, as it will be fair to the other nations." Sir William Hughes said, putting his coffee cup aside, and looking at the British Holdings. He looked at Roy,
"The British Empire is very powerful Army-wise, but eh in Navy-wise. We can use our army to flush the natives."
"Perhaps. I for one am not advocating force. We have many established mission stations in the Niger; I think we can expand these into towns, and simply let the word of God turn the natives to our side. Muscat, meanwhile, has practically leapt under our wing. It will not be an issue." Archduke Bertrand put in. He was stopped by the entry of a man in a crimson coat- the Soviet representative. "Ah, yes. That is what we seek to do here, my good gentleman. Are you here to take a slice of the African cake as well?"

by Garwall » Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:32 am
[15:43] <Parhe> For some reason
[15:43] <Parhe> I feel safe whenever Gar is here
[15:43] <Parhe> Not sure why, Garwall always made me feel safe

by Neo Arcad » Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:43 am
Garwall wrote:The Delegate eyed the Archduke. "No, not the Soviet Representative, the Commonwealth, my friend! We broke away from the Soviets years ago, yet everyone still confuses us." he chuckles slightly, before his serious demeanor returned. He eyed the map of Africa, and shakes his head.
"You are all here to divide Africa for yourselves, to exploit the population for the mainland's benefits. As a duly elected Representative of the Commonwealth, I must announce that this is barbarous, an offense to all sovereign Nations whose roots originate from fighting foreign or domestic tyranny."
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

by Garwall » Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:53 am
Neo Arcad wrote:Garwall wrote:The Delegate eyed the Archduke. "No, not the Soviet Representative, the Commonwealth, my friend! We broke away from the Soviets years ago, yet everyone still confuses us." he chuckles slightly, before his serious demeanor returned. He eyed the map of Africa, and shakes his head.
"You are all here to divide Africa for yourselves, to exploit the population for the mainland's benefits. As a duly elected Representative of the Commonwealth, I must announce that this is barbarous, an offense to all sovereign Nations whose roots originate from fighting foreign or domestic tyranny."
"You are wrong. This conference has seen fit to divide Africa into protectorates to bring it into the modern day and to spread Western culture to the barbaric peoples living in squalor there. Our aim is not to destroy Africa." the Archduke said, his head held high.
[15:43] <Parhe> For some reason
[15:43] <Parhe> I feel safe whenever Gar is here
[15:43] <Parhe> Not sure why, Garwall always made me feel safe

by The Mapuche People » Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:55 am
Garwall wrote:A man in a long, red-tinted trenchcoat sewed from wool enters the room, removing a Ushanka from his head. He carried a small, red pin of a Hammer and sickle, surrounded by stars in a circular formation. A guard that flanked from his right, stepped forward. "Presenting the Delegate of the Commonwealth of Socialist States, Peter Chernov."
All eyes are directed towards the Delegate, who bows, he was a man, in his mid-thirties, with a shaved head to about half an inch of hair. He looks around the room with a stern look on his face. "Gentlemen, I understand that you are carving up the Continent of Africa, are you not?" He appears displeased, as if the entire notion was distasteful in every aspect.

by Delanshar » Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:14 pm
Neo Arcad wrote:"It seems we have a large portion of Africa that goes unclaimed. Are there any nations wishing to expand their ownership into the Congo basin and Zambezi Valley? Perhaps we shall save these territories for the Prussian, Scandinavian, and Holy Roman delegates, who have not yet arrived."

by Garwall » Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:17 pm
The Mapuche People wrote:Garwall wrote:A man in a long, red-tinted trenchcoat sewed from wool enters the room, removing a Ushanka from his head. He carried a small, red pin of a Hammer and sickle, surrounded by stars in a circular formation. A guard that flanked from his right, stepped forward. "Presenting the Delegate of the Commonwealth of Socialist States, Peter Chernov."
All eyes are directed towards the Delegate, who bows, he was a man, in his mid-thirties, with a shaved head to about half an inch of hair. He looks around the room with a stern look on his face. "Gentlemen, I understand that you are carving up the Continent of Africa, are you not?" He appears displeased, as if the entire notion was distasteful in every aspect.
The Danish King smiled pleasantly at Chernov, as though he was only another delegate. "Ah, Comrade Chernov. Pleasant to see you finally." They had only ever communicated in letters and phone calls, building the complicated bilateral relationship between the two nations that had always remained at least partially in the shade. The King stood and began pacing. "Our parts of Africa will be fully modernized, then integrated into the Danish-Icelandic empire as full Grand Duchies with their own rights and responsibilities. Do not presume to censure the actions of nations greater than your own. Especially your allies. After all, what are you but a nation of simple communists farming in tiny, pathetic communes?" He stepped right in front of Chernov. "Need I remind you how quickly Denmark-Iceland could withdraw our substantial shipments of weapons and ammunition from the Commonwealth and instead begin favoring the USSR?" He studied the delegate's face for a moment, then blew smoke into it. Nodding, he returned to his seat, and the discussion.
"Yes, sharing the Gold Coast is acceptable to us, Sturm. Further, we would like to expand our claim to include the rest of fertile West Africa, ending where the desert flanked by the heathens to the north begins." He placed a small Danish-Icelandic flag on the said territory.
[15:43] <Parhe> For some reason
[15:43] <Parhe> I feel safe whenever Gar is here
[15:43] <Parhe> Not sure why, Garwall always made me feel safe

by Inkarzikan » Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:19 pm
Garwall wrote:The Mapuche People wrote:
The Danish King smiled pleasantly at Chernov, as though he was only another delegate. "Ah, Comrade Chernov. Pleasant to see you finally." They had only ever communicated in letters and phone calls, building the complicated bilateral relationship between the two nations that had always remained at least partially in the shade. The King stood and began pacing. "Our parts of Africa will be fully modernized, then integrated into the Danish-Icelandic empire as full Grand Duchies with their own rights and responsibilities. Do not presume to censure the actions of nations greater than your own. Especially your allies. After all, what are you but a nation of simple communists farming in tiny, pathetic communes?" He stepped right in front of Chernov. "Need I remind you how quickly Denmark-Iceland could withdraw our substantial shipments of weapons and ammunition from the Commonwealth and instead begin favoring the USSR?" He studied the delegate's face for a moment, then blew smoke into it. Nodding, he returned to his seat, and the discussion.
"Yes, sharing the Gold Coast is acceptable to us, Sturm. Further, we would like to expand our claim to include the rest of fertile West Africa, ending where the desert flanked by the heathens to the north begins." He placed a small Danish-Icelandic flag on the said territory.
Before the Danish King could finish his sentence, the Delegate quickly intervened. "May I remind you, where your greater shipments of Oil come from." He looked at the Danish King, a subtle rage cultivating in his eyes. "And you would do well to refrain from insulting and threatening the Commonwealth. We've beaten the Soviets, and we're prepared to do what is necessary to maintain this Nation. Supplying the Soviet Union with weapons and supplies would be most likely seen as an act of war in most Commonwealth Delegates' eyes. But that's a discussion for another time." He pushes past the men, standing in front of the map, examining it closely. "If you, gentlemen, will not listen to reason, then I must claim the entirety of the remaining African territory under Commonwealth jurisdiction. To prevent further imperialistic expansion." He takes out a small miniature flag of the Commonwealth, placing it neatly over the rest of the unclaimed African territory.

by The Mapuche People » Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:22 pm
Garwall wrote:
Before the Danish King could finish his sentence, the Delegate quickly intervened. "May I remind you, where your greater shipments of Oil come from." He looked at the Danish King, a subtle rage cultivating in his eyes. "And you would do well to refrain from insulting and threatening the Commonwealth. We've beaten the Soviets, and we're prepared to do what is necessary to maintain this Nation. Supplying the Soviet Union with weapons and supplies would be most likely seen as an act of war in most Commonwealth Delegates' eyes. But that's a discussion for another time." He pushes past the men, standing in front of the map, examining it closely. "If you, gentlemen, will not listen to reason, then I must claim the entirety of the remaining African territory under Commonwealth jurisdiction. To prevent further imperialistic expansion." He takes out a small miniature flag of the Commonwealth, placing it neatly over the rest of the unclaimed African territory.

by Neo Arcad » Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:27 pm
Inkarzikan wrote:Garwall wrote:
Before the Danish King could finish his sentence, the Delegate quickly intervened. "May I remind you, where your greater shipments of Oil come from." He looked at the Danish King, a subtle rage cultivating in his eyes. "And you would do well to refrain from insulting and threatening the Commonwealth. We've beaten the Soviets, and we're prepared to do what is necessary to maintain this Nation. Supplying the Soviet Union with weapons and supplies would be most likely seen as an act of war in most Commonwealth Delegates' eyes. But that's a discussion for another time." He pushes past the men, standing in front of the map, examining it closely. "If you, gentlemen, will not listen to reason, then I must claim the entirety of the remaining African territory under Commonwealth jurisdiction. To prevent further imperialistic expansion." He takes out a small miniature flag of the Commonwealth, placing it neatly over the rest of the unclaimed African territory.
"The British Empire will not recognize these Commonwealth Territories, and I believe no one will."
Ostroeuropa wrote:Two shirtless men on a pushback with handlebar moustaches and a kettle conquered India, at 17:04 in the afternoon on a Tuesday. They rolled the bike up the hill and demanded that the natives set about acquiring bureaucratic records.
Des-Bal wrote:Modern politics is a series of assholes and liars trying to be more angry than each other until someone lets a racist epithet slip and they all scatter like roaches.
NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

by Inkarzikan » Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:49 pm
Neo Arcad wrote:Inkarzikan wrote:"The British Empire will not recognize these Commonwealth Territories, and I believe no one will."
"I will stand against such a balance-tipping claim as well. I am a man of God, and I will never allow exploitation of the African peoples I now find myself ruling over. May I remind you, Mr. Chernov, that we emancipated every person in Louisiana-Quebec in 1844- whether he came to our country willingly or not."

by Delanshar » Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:53 pm
Inkarzikan wrote:Neo Arcad wrote:
"I will stand against such a balance-tipping claim as well. I am a man of God, and I will never allow exploitation of the African peoples I now find myself ruling over. May I remind you, Mr. Chernov, that we emancipated every person in Louisiana-Quebec in 1844- whether he came to our country willingly or not."
"I believe that the Communist Commonwealth should not get any African territories, because of their actions in this conference. Does anyone agree?"

by Garwall » Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:55 pm
[15:43] <Parhe> For some reason
[15:43] <Parhe> I feel safe whenever Gar is here
[15:43] <Parhe> Not sure why, Garwall always made me feel safe

by Premislyd » Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:55 pm
Pimps Inc wrote:Swastikas are not allowed in nationstates unless your are RPing as Nazi Germany or sumthing

by The Mapuche People » Sat Aug 13, 2011 12:58 pm

by Garwall » Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:01 pm
Premislyd wrote:Sturm couldn't help but snicker as the British man talked.
"I wouldn't go so far as that" Sturm began, "But to give them the rest of Afrika is preposterous at best. They're coastline is on the Black and Baltic... no where near Africa" Sturm continued. "Give them something in Afrika, but do not be so foolish as to give these Bolshevik hordes all of it" Sturm finished, and went back to writing notes on a piece of paper he had taken out of his briefcase.
[15:43] <Parhe> For some reason
[15:43] <Parhe> I feel safe whenever Gar is here
[15:43] <Parhe> Not sure why, Garwall always made me feel safe

by Premislyd » Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:03 pm
Pimps Inc wrote:Swastikas are not allowed in nationstates unless your are RPing as Nazi Germany or sumthing

by The Mapuche People » Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:06 pm

by Soloniki » Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:07 pm


by The Mapuche People » Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:10 pm
Soloniki wrote:OOC: Could I have what's left of East Africa? I just got back sorry


by Soloniki » Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:12 pm

by The Mapuche People » Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:16 pm
Soloniki wrote:Minister of Foreign Affairs Dietrich Sorenson walked into the conference room. "Hello delegates. I have orders from the emperor of Prussia to lay claim to the South-Eastern coast of Africa and also the Morrocan-Nigerian coast to the West. I am open to debating our claims." He sat down.

by Soloniki » Sat Aug 13, 2011 1:19 pm
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