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A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]

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Postby Polska rzczpolspolita » Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:31 pm

Premislyd wrote:"If we can convine the Ummayyi, after getting a cease fire and treaty going, to build a canal through the town of Suez, it would open up world trade, thus ending the need for these "Religious Wars"" Sturm began, "Along with buying the Strait of Gibraltar, we would declare them international zones and that will effectively open trade throughout the world, ending the need for overland travel And those outrageous prices for Chinese goods*, and for cargo ships to travel around South Africa and into the Mediterranean" Sturm continued

*Historical Refernce to the Ottoman Empire that controlled Anatolia, known as the "Crossroads of Eurasia" and how the Ottomans became extremely rich from the money they got for selling spices, silk, et cetera

The patriarch flared once more. "The war with the Ummayyads isn't religious! I've no care about Orthodox, Catholic, or Moslem! And doing so would destroy what economy my state has left!"
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Postby Premislyd » Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:39 pm

Sturm was smiling, he had done is job just as he had done with Christian and the Danes.
"I keep hearing your words but I am not seeing results" Sturm began, "You are saying that but I keep getting reports, from our Embassy in Damascus, of your soldiers pillaging, raping, and killing all Ummayyis. If you want your point to be taken sincerely, then you will withdraw your troops from Ummayyi lands at once" Sturm said, closing his briefcase and placing a final Austro-Hungarian Flag in Rwanda, effectively securing the Gold Mine that is the Kongo.
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Postby Polska rzczpolspolita » Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:41 pm

Premislyd wrote:Sturm was smiling, he had done is job just as he had done with Christian and the Danes.
"I keep hearing your words but I am not seeing results" Sturm began, "You are saying that but I keep getting reports, from our Embassy in Damascus, of your soldiers pillaging, raping, and killing all Ummayyis. If you want your point to be taken sincerely, then you will withdraw your troops from Ummayyi lands at once" Sturm said, closing his briefcase and placing a final Austro-Hungarian Flag in Rwanda, effectively securing the Gold Mine that is the Kongo.

"We've never done such a thing! Our soldiers do not report it. The Empeor has recieved no word of it, and in generally, it is lies!"
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Postby Premislyd » Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:47 pm

Sturm let out a deep sigh, he was becoming annoyed the the Patriarch, who seemed not to understand the overall point. He pinched the bridge of his nose for a moment while resting his hat on the table.
"War creates many lies, but who are we to believe? The aggressor? Or the victim?" Sturm began, "Outside nations believe the victim Herr Patriarch. Warmongers like you, must understand that war has no place when things can be solved diplomatically. Warmongers must understand that their actions have consequences. Now I know I am venturing off topic when I say this but the embargo and blockade are standing until your forces move out of Ummayyi lands, once completed we will be more than happy to ship whatever food is needed" Sturm finished
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Postby Sceral » Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:55 pm

Premislyd wrote:"If we can convine the Ummayyi, after getting a cease fire and treaty going, to build a canal through the town of Suez, it would open up world trade, thus ending the need for these "Religious Wars"" Sturm began, "Along with buying the Strait of Gibraltar, we would declare them international zones and that will effectively open trade throughout the world, ending the need for overland travel And those outrageous prices for Chinese goods*, and for cargo ships to travel around South Africa and into the Mediterranean" Sturm continued

*Historical Refernce to the Ottoman Empire that controlled Anatolia, known as the "Crossroads of Eurasia" and how the Ottomans became extremely rich from the money they got for selling spices, silk, et cetera


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Postby Polska rzczpolspolita » Sat Aug 13, 2011 4:56 pm

Premislyd wrote:Sturm let out a deep sigh, he was becoming annoyed the the Patriarch, who seemed not to understand the overall point. He pinched the bridge of his nose for a moment while resting his hat on the table.
"War creates many lies, but who are we to believe? The aggressor? Or the victim?" Sturm began, "Outside nations believe the victim Herr Patriarch. Warmongers like you, must understand that war has no place when things can be solved diplomatically. Warmongers must understand that their actions have consequences. Now I know I am venturing off topic when I say this but the embargo and blockade are standing until your forces move out of Ummayyi lands, once completed we will be more than happy to ship whatever food is needed" Sturm finished

The Patriarch was fed up with this man. He had no care for the truth, instead believing on sympathy. He made a symbolic gesture: He ripped out a Byzantine flag and placed it on Austro-Hungarian Lands. They had already mobilized against them. It was an open decleration: The war was real. And if it took to the last breath of the last byzantine on the face of the earth, the empire would claim victory. Storming off, the Patriarch made a final statement to the austrian. "I suggest you learn Greek, Herr Sturm. Romani vindicare ejus terras."
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Postby Sceral » Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:01 pm

Premislyd wrote:Sturm let out a deep sigh, he was becoming annoyed the the Patriarch, who seemed not to understand the overall point. He pinched the bridge of his nose for a moment while resting his hat on the table.
"War creates many lies, but who are we to believe? The aggressor? Or the victim?" Sturm began, "Outside nations believe the victim Herr Patriarch. Warmongers like you, must understand that war has no place when things can be solved diplomatically. Warmongers must understand that their actions have consequences. Now I know I am venturing off topic when I say this but the embargo and blockade are standing until your forces move out of Ummayyi lands, once completed we will be more than happy to ship whatever food is needed" Sturm finished


"No need for this, my dear austrian. Brazil will ship whatever food Byzantium could want, at reduced prices, if the Byzantine Empire agrees being a preferential consumer." He grinned "as you see, anything can be solved with diplomacy."
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Postby Sceral » Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:03 pm

Polska rzczpolspolita wrote:
Premislyd wrote:Sturm let out a deep sigh, he was becoming annoyed the the Patriarch, who seemed not to understand the overall point. He pinched the bridge of his nose for a moment while resting his hat on the table.
"War creates many lies, but who are we to believe? The aggressor? Or the victim?" Sturm began, "Outside nations believe the victim Herr Patriarch. Warmongers like you, must understand that war has no place when things can be solved diplomatically. Warmongers must understand that their actions have consequences. Now I know I am venturing off topic when I say this but the embargo and blockade are standing until your forces move out of Ummayyi lands, once completed we will be more than happy to ship whatever food is needed" Sturm finished

The Patriarch was fed up with this man. He had no care for the truth, instead believing on sympathy. He made a symbolic gesture: He ripped out a Byzantine flag and placed it on Austro-Hungarian Lands. They had already mobilized against them. It was an open decleration: The war was real. And if it took to the last breath of the last byzantine on the face of the earth, the empire would claim victory. Storming off, the Patriarch made a final statement to the austrian. "I suggest you learn Greek, Herr Sturm. Romani vindicare ejus terras."


"Now, gentlemen, there's no need for this anymore. We had our quota of war declarations today, as Christian may well say"

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Postby Premislyd » Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:05 pm

Polska rzczpolspolita wrote:The Patriarch was fed up with this man. He had no care for the truth, instead believing on sympathy. He made a symbolic gesture: He ripped out a Byzantine flag and placed it on Austro-Hungarian Lands. They had already mobilized against them. It was an open decleration: The war was real. And if it took to the last breath of the last byzantine on the face of the earth, the empire would claim victory. Storming off, the Patriarch made a final statement to the austrian. "I suggest you learn Greek, Herr Sturm. Romani vindicare ejus terras."

"And with that the warmongers continue to press, I do hope your people learn German Herr Patriarch" Sturm called out after him. "Her Imperial and Apostolic Excellency is not going to be pleased when this is heard" Sturm continued, wiping his hands on his trousers and placing the Austro-Hungarian Flag where it once stood.
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Postby Delanshar » Sat Aug 13, 2011 5:19 pm

"Well that was fun!" One of the Korean delegates clapped his hands, quite amused at the whole spectacle. Another Korean looked at his sternly and kicked him under the table.

"Shut up." He whispered.
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Postby Kerblaekistan » Sat Aug 13, 2011 8:56 pm

Can I have a summary of what happened while i was gone?
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Postby Premislyd » Sat Aug 13, 2011 9:00 pm

OOC: Everybody except you got land
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Postby Kerblaekistan » Sat Aug 13, 2011 9:05 pm

That is really unfair!!!!!!!!!! Just beacuse i dont log on for a Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby Premislyd » Sat Aug 13, 2011 9:06 pm

OOC: Life isn't fair... best to not complain and deal with it
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Postby Kerblaekistan » Sat Aug 13, 2011 9:08 pm

:mad: I should get a chance! I dont log on for 12 hours and i become Vatican City! i cant log on 24/7 like most of you!
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Postby Premislyd » Sat Aug 13, 2011 9:13 pm

Take the OOC chatter to the OOC thread
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Postby Kerblaekistan » Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:22 pm

Fine, i get the Philippines.
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Sokka's Guide to surviving the Desert
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
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Postby The Mapuche People » Sun Aug 14, 2011 2:07 am

The final map was a hodgepodge of flags, filling it what had once been a blank, anti-imperialist slate.

http://s1090.photobucket.com/albums/i367/Xnyrax/?action=view&current=ColonialAfrica.png

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Postby Delanshar » Sun Aug 14, 2011 6:17 am

OOC: looks good
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The Mapuche People wrote:The final map was a hodgepodge of flags, filling it what had once been a blank, anti-imperialist slate.

http://s1090.photobucket.com/albums/i367/Xnyrax/?action=view&current=ColonialAfrica.png

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OOC: C'est good.
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The Mapuche People wrote:The final map was a hodgepodge of flags, filling it what had once been a blank, anti-imperialist slate.

http://s1090.photobucket.com/albums/i367/Xnyrax/?action=view&current=ColonialAfrica.png

OOC: This is to help Neo out when he logs on. Also, I took a few liberties with the borders, I hope you guys don't mind.

Es bueno
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Postby Neo Arcad » Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:04 pm

Inkarzikan wrote:
The Mapuche People wrote:The final map was a hodgepodge of flags, filling it what had once been a blank, anti-imperialist slate.

http://s1090.photobucket.com/albums/i367/Xnyrax/?action=view&current=ColonialAfrica.png

OOC: This is to help Neo out when he logs on. Also, I took a few liberties with the borders, I hope you guys don't mind.

OOC: C'est good.


OOC: Oui, tres bien. Je faire un nouveaux carte.
Just one thing... the purple down by Korea, is that part of Korean East Africa, or India?
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Postby The Mapuche People » Sun Aug 14, 2011 12:06 pm

Neo Arcad wrote:
OOC: Oui, tres bien. Je faire un nouveaux carte.
Just one thing... the purple down by Korea, is that part of Korean East Africa, or India?


OOC: Korean East Africa. I couldn't find quite the right color, so I approximated badly.
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The Mapuche People wrote:
Neo Arcad wrote:
OOC: Oui, tres bien. Je faire un nouveaux carte.
Just one thing... the purple down by Korea, is that part of Korean East Africa, or India?


OOC: Korean East Africa. I couldn't find quite the right color, so I approximated badly.


OOC: Ok, got it. It was a custom color I made.
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NSLV wrote:Introducing the new political text from acclaimed author/yak, NEO ARCAD, an exploration of nuclear power in the Middle East and Asia, "Nuclear Penis: He Won't Call You Again".

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Postby G-Tech Corporation » Sun Aug 14, 2011 3:13 pm

OOC: Blast, I knew i had missed an important thread.... ah the well, there's always room for peaceful economic expansion and annexation :D
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