Rhain Ap Rhys Worship-

[Llyddfyd]

Greetings World, I am Rhain Ap Rhys, the true God, the one who makes and destroy, the beginning and the end, God amongst Gods, King of Kings, True God of all creation. All who says otherwise here in Llyddfyd has been sacrificed to me, their flesh feasted upon by my followers. Such is the way. I have come, friends, to lead you all to the light and truth of myself, I have come down in the flesh, I am more divine than mortal!



This is why I wish to establish an international community of like-minded countries, united in worshiping me, Lord Imperator Rhain ap Rhys of Llyddfyd.

[Gibet]

The almighty God Hydra had only this to say:

"YOU LIE!!!"

[Llyddfyd]

The almighty God Hydra had only this to say: (Image)

"YOU LIE!!!"

A Message from his divine holiness, the God of all things, Rhain ap Rhys Ddwyfol-

Noez- U Lye.

[United World Order]

A Message From Your Overlord.

"You All Bow Down To The Overlord"

[Ryouese Black Islands]

The Ryouese people have this to say.......

Ha Ha.

Thank you.

[The Toy Theocracy]

:)

Hi! You have pretty eyes. Like big jewels. Big, big jewels. Can we have them? It would be a super necklace.

What do you want for your teeth? We like your teeth. It's nice and dull and it doesn't look too shiny. If teeth is too shiny, it's not good. So, can we have yours? We'll trade for your teeth. What do you want for it? We have candy, a glass jar and a small person. He looks like an alien.

Do you like aliens? He wants to be friends with you. He even has a tail on his stomach (silly alien!). But he looks like a person. We'll trade you him for your teeth. We're tired of playing with him. He doesn't talk.

Most of the time.

[The Floridian Coast]

The Floridian Coast would like to issue a statement of amusement. Although we do not accept the divinity of this moderately attractive man, as we do not accept divinity at all in an enlightened, secular nation as our own, we believe that some Christian fundies will believe the antichrist has come to Earth and we will thus be entertained.

Signed,
Secretary of State Jack Trenton

[Layarteb]

The moon goddess Luna and chief deity of the Empire looks upon this announcement with amusement. She wishes it to be known that there is no one god but rather a pantheon of gods and goddesses for Earth, the galaxies of the universe, and the Heavens above, Middle World amongst, and Hell beneath. She finds this "Rhain Ap Rhys" to be nothing more than a simpleton who will be banished to the Middle World to suffer upon eternity for this insolent gesture.

[Llyddfyd]

A Testimony from True Believers in the True God, Rhain Ap Rhys-

Mr Eown ap Lifris of Cadog-Sant:

At first, I didn't believe in our Lord Rhain, and protested his worship, but the guards took me to a dungeon and tortured me non-stop for almost two years. My mind was going out fast, and I would do anything for food or water, I have even lost any semblance of humanity, following the words of my gaolers like a dog just to make the pain stop. I even gave my virginity to my gaolers, who abused me in this manner nightly, but Lord Rhain ap Rhys came to me, and told me to believe, and I saw it, the truth and revelation! This torture was allegorical...life was suffering, life was pain, like was a series of abuse, but only Lord Rhain can lift me out of this pain, suffering, and abuse. Only Lord Rhain can help me, only Lord Rhain can save me from this, and I believe in him with all my heart, and he saved me from the prison. He saved me, and he can save you as well, brothers.

[NERVUN]

1. I am NERV thy MOD. Thou shalt have no other gods before us.
2. Thou shall not spam
3. Thou shall remember Max Barry and keep Him and his works Holy.
4. Thou shall honor the rules.