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by Hardened Pyrokinetics » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:39 pm
Pope Joan wrote:I had a client who stole the magnetic flashing light from the top of a police car.
It was parked in front of his house because they were asking his parents about his theft of 100 pounds of copper wire from the high school.
Galloism wrote:I bet it takes a lot of weed to get stoned to death.
New Manvir wrote:Canada: We have flying bears.
greed and death wrote:It is a sad day when we criticize the President for honoring a solider who gave everything for his nation.
by Unilisia » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:46 pm
The Floor Kippers wrote:Rest assured these threats will not Hinder WASO activities, any actions taken against your company will be morally based, a lawsuit won't do you much good in an international court of law, You've got to pick which court for a start and in most places Slavery is Illegal.
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
by The Remant Army » Wed Jun 08, 2011 1:59 pm
by Greto » Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:15 pm
The Western Russians wrote:Move to London and you get a fuck load of chavs shouting at you telling you you're going to get stabbed. Whereas in Scotland you get a fuck load of homeless people shouting at you telling you you're going to get stabbed. Move to Wales and you'll get a fuck load of DRG telling you you're going to get stabbed. Move to Ireland you're going to get a fuck load of IRA telling you you're going to get bombed.
by Beinai » Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:16 pm
by Atomosea » Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:26 pm
by -The West Coast- » Wed Jun 08, 2011 2:32 pm
WASO Main Post wrote:Slaves Saved: 93,622,603
by Mediterreania » Wed Jun 08, 2011 3:59 pm
-The West Coast- wrote:WASO Main Post wrote:Slaves Saved: 93,622,603
Interesting number. Mind informing me how, when and where you've done any saving from us slaver-types?
by Shnercropolis » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:00 pm
by Unilisia » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:12 pm
Greto wrote: The Unified Republic of Greto finds the actions of the World Anti-Slavery Organization to have helped spread the growth of human rights world-wide even facing harsh criticism. This organization has recently been ranked 2# on the Tobles Magazine for being such an influential organization in changing slavery. As such the Anti-Slavery Foundation of Greto wishes to donate the approximate amount of $25,000,000 to the causes of the WASO.
Sincerely,
The Unified Republic
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
by North Defese » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:16 pm
by Shnercropolis » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:17 pm
North Defese wrote:The Second Reformed Empire of Defese hereby refuses to recognize this alliance or any members of this collection of moralistic busybodies. It is clear to us that those who seek to condemn and punish peoples simply for bartering and trading merchandise have no place in civilized society. With this in mind, be aware that we are watching this dangerous collection of radicals closely. We will not forget the names of those who have paid bribes and appeasements to this illegal organization.
May you walk in the path of Morality and Righteousness
Sincerly,
Supreme Chancellor Vladik Gradysk
by Greto » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:19 pm
Unilisia wrote:Greto wrote: The Unified Republic of Greto finds the actions of the World Anti-Slavery Organization to have helped spread the growth of human rights world-wide even facing harsh criticism. This organization has recently been ranked 2# on the Tobles Magazine for being such an influential organization in changing slavery. As such the Anti-Slavery Foundation of Greto wishes to donate the approximate amount of $25,000,000 to the causes of the WASO.
Sincerely,
The Unified Republic
WASO changed slavery ?
The Western Russians wrote:Move to London and you get a fuck load of chavs shouting at you telling you you're going to get stabbed. Whereas in Scotland you get a fuck load of homeless people shouting at you telling you you're going to get stabbed. Move to Wales and you'll get a fuck load of DRG telling you you're going to get stabbed. Move to Ireland you're going to get a fuck load of IRA telling you you're going to get bombed.
by North Defese » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:20 pm
by Shnercropolis » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:21 pm
North Defese wrote:So soon the true colours of this organization show! Already we receive threats to our peoples very way of life from those who seek to spread discontent and anarchy. If you are willing to shed blood in your name because our people do not agree with you or hold your values, then you will find that you are no better than the "scum" you seek to destroy.
Congratulations, you monster.
May you forever walk in the path of Morality and Righteousness
by North Defese » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:23 pm
by Unilisia » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:25 pm
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
by Shnercropolis » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:27 pm
North Defese wrote:It appears that you have proved our suspicions of your being uneducated barbarians. If you took the time to carefully read the letters we have brought forth, you will find that nowhere in it we threaten you. We have simply stated that we shall observe the members of this rag-tag collection of misfits, and refuse to recognize it as a legitimate alliance.
Sincerely,
Ambassador David Huluch
It is clear to us that those who seek to condemn and punish peoples simply for bartering and trading merchandise have no place in civilized society.
by Shnercropolis » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:28 pm
Unilisia wrote:An Announcement From The International Association of Slave Exporting Nations
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Written by the Anax of the International Association of Slave Exporting Nations
To: The Nations of the World Anti-Slavery Organization
Subj: Impeachment of Sovereignty, and Required Responses
To Our Recipients:
For quite a long time has your organization attacked and destroyed the property of other nations, be it sentients, ships, planes, trains, and even their homes.
Let it be known that any attack on IASEN property, regardless of what that property is, will be an undeclared act of war and will be dealt with in tandem. Although your 'Organization' continues to be as inefficient and useless as before your change in leadership, we will nonetheless continue our operations to work against your meager enterprises the same you attempt to do to us.
I bid you adieu.
Signed,
Evelyn Staleko, Archon of the Unilisian Directorate and Anax of the International Association of Slave Exporting Nations.
by Unilisia » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:31 pm
Shnercropolis wrote:Unilisia wrote:An Announcement From The International Association of Slave Exporting Nations
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Written by the Anax of the International Association of Slave Exporting Nations
To: The Nations of the World Anti-Slavery Organization
Subj: Impeachment of Sovereignty, and Required Responses
To Our Recipients:
For quite a long time has your organization attacked and destroyed the property of other nations, be it sentients, ships, planes, trains, and even their homes.
Let it be known that any attack on IASEN property, regardless of what that property is, will be an undeclared act of war and will be dealt with in tandem. Although your 'Organization' continues to be as inefficient and useless as before your change in leadership, we will nonetheless continue our operations to work against your meager enterprises the same you attempt to do to us.
I bid you adieu.
Signed,
Evelyn Staleko, Archon of the Unilisian Directorate and Anax of the International Association of Slave Exporting Nations.
with that, we commit 40,000 troops to protecting this organization during saving operations.
Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.
Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.
Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)
Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.
L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.
Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.
Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"
by North Defese » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:32 pm
by Shnercropolis » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:34 pm
North Defese wrote:Unlike you, we don't let our opinions of your attitudes and ideologies govern our responses. Most of my staff do not like you or your people, I personally do not like you, your people, or this organization of terrorists, but I'm not going to write to the Chancellor and suggest that military might is the only way to remove the stain of your existence from the face of this planet.
I'm more controlled than that. You, on the other hand, seem to operate on a hair trigger.
Sincerely,
Ambassador David Huluch
by North Defese » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:38 pm
by Shnercropolis » Wed Jun 08, 2011 4:39 pm
North Defese wrote:OOC: You right OOC'ly for what should be IC responses.
IC:
Oh dear, what will we do without our trusted Sherncropolis allies? I'm sure we'll just waste away into nothing without your wonderful advice.
Sincerely,
Ambassador David Huluch
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