President seeks wife!

[Neederland]

AMSTERDAM- The president of Neederland seeks a wife!

Our president seeks a wife, he reached an age that most Neederlandse people think you need a family. Only problem: he can't find one! Our senators demand and advice someone from another country for him!

Name: Roderik de Pompenaar
Age: 32
Etnicity: European; White; Dutch, Italian and German
Characteristics: Funny, serious, dedicated, loyal, courage
Length: 1,90 metres
Job: President, Commander of the Army, Chief of staff

Application form:

Name of country:
Country system:
Name of woman:
Age:
Etnicity (White, Asian, Afro etc):
Colour of eyes:
Colour of hair
Characteristics:
Length:
Job:

Signed,

Minister Abdul Hassan; Minister of Foreign Affairs


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[Neederland]

Still searching

[Astholm]

Name of country: Metropolitan Borough of Astholm
Country system: Capitalist
Name of woman: Jennifer Spencer
Age: 38
Etnicity (White, Asian, Afro etc): Caucasian
Colour of eyes: Has heterochromia (one eye blue, one eye green)
Colour of hair Brown
Characteristics: Is good at her job, has worked in radio for 15 years now, as presenter, newsreader.
Length:
Job: Jennifer is a newsreader at 96.6 Red Dragon FM in South Rothershire, and she presents weekday bulletins 6am - 3pm Mon - Friday, 10am - 6pm Saturday, 8am - 1pm Sunday.
Image:

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[Neederland]

Name of country: Metropolitan Borough of Astholm
Country system: Capitalist
Name of woman: Jennifer Spencer
Age: 38
Etnicity (White, Asian, Afro etc): Caucasian
Colour of eyes: Has heterochromia (one eye blue, one eye green)
Colour of hair Brown
Characteristics: Is good at her job, has worked in radio for 15 years now, as presenter, newsreader.
Length:
Job: Jennifer is a newsreader at 96.6 Red Dragon FM in South Rothershire, and she presents weekday bulletins 6am - 3pm Mon - Friday, 10am - 6pm Saturday, 8am - 1pm Sunday.
Image:

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All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
All businesses appearing in this work are fictitious.Any resemblance to real companies, functioning or ceased trading, is purely coincidental.

Declined by president

Signed,

Abdul Hassan. Minister of Foreign Affairs


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[Astholm]

Is she not suitable enough for the president? She has a good job, and earns a decent wage.

[Neederland]

Is she not suitable enough for the president? She has a good job, and earns a decent wage.

President demands political background OR wife of asian etnicity

Signed,

Abdul Hassan. Minister of Foreign Affairs


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[Astholm]

Is working in media not political enough for the President, since as a radio journalist/presenter, she has to research this for her work?
OK, so she is not Asian, but we do have an Asian woman who is single, for you:
Radio presenter Nikki Mukherjee:

This is her biography:
Name of country: Metropolitan Borough of Astholm
Country system: Capitalist
Name of woman: Nikki Mukherjee
Age: 36
Etnicity (White, Asian, Afro etc): Anglo-Indian
Colour of eyes: Has green eyes
Colour of hair: Dyed blonde, was originally brown
Characteristics: Is good at her job, has worked in radio for 15 years now, as presenter, newsreader.
Length:
Job: Freelance radio presenter, available for most stations in the North. Does a weekend show on Rock FM South Lincoln, Saturdays 10pm-2am, and also various other cover work where available. Also available for voiceovers too.

She is of Asian descent, and should suit the President.

[Neederland]

Is working in media not political enough for the President, since as a radio journalist/presenter, she has to research this for her work?
OK, so she is not Asian, but we do have an Asian woman who is single, for you:
Radio presenter Nikki Mukherjee:

This is her biography:
Name of country: Metropolitan Borough of Astholm
Country system: Capitalist
Name of woman: Nikki Mukherjee
Age: 36
Etnicity (White, Asian, Afro etc): Anglo-Indian
Colour of eyes: Has green eyes
Colour of hair: Dyed blonde, was originally brown
Characteristics: Is good at her job, has worked in radio for 15 years now, as presenter, newsreader.
Length:
Job: Freelance radio presenter, available for most stations in the North. Does a weekend show on Rock FM South Lincoln, Saturdays 10pm-2am, and also various other cover work where available. Also available for voiceovers too.

(Image)

She is of Asian descent, and should suit the President.

The president says: 'In my whole life I haven't seen such a beautifull and good charactistic woman. But I have to look further. I will remind her'

Hope it is clear sir

Signed,

Abdul Hassan. Minister of Foreign affairs


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[Astholm]

The meeting is 2pm on Saturday, after her radio station show finishes for 106.8 STAR Radio Burgh Heath, where she is doing 10am-2pm this weekend.
However, you are still free to look for other women as well, but Nikki Mukherjee is a lovely lady to be with.

[Studibartfast]

Greetings from glorious republic of Studibartfast! Our benevolent leader's daughter is available, and has been named one of the Most Eligible Women in the region.

This is her biography:
Name of country: Armed Republic of Studibartfast
Country system: Capitalist
Name of woman: Chivas Regal
Age: 29
Etnicity (White, Asian, Afro etc): White/Asian mix
Colour of eyes: Green
Colour of hair: Black
Characteristics: Overweight by Western standards, but 200 kilos is considered VERY sexy here! Enjoys the finer things in life. Can be a bit tiresome at times but takes orders well. Studibartfast women are very well disciplined!
Length: 2M
Job: Current ambassador to We Like Pies, but we are closing that embassy as there is no reasoning with those stupid hippies. Former Minister of Nuclear Weapons Research

[Neederland]

Greetings from glorious republic of Studibartfast! Our benevolent leader's daughter is available, and has been named one of the Most Eligible Women in the region.

This is her biography:
Name of country: Armed Republic of Studibartfast
Country system: Capitalist
Name of woman: Chivas Regal
Age: 29
Etnicity (White, Asian, Afro etc): White/Asian mix
Colour of eyes: Green
Colour of hair: Black
Characteristics: Overweight by Western standards, but 200 kilos is considered VERY sexy here! Enjoys the finer things in life. Can be a bit tiresome at times but takes orders well. Studibartfast women are very well disciplined!
Length: 2M
Job: Current ambassador to We Like Pies, but we are closing that embassy as there is no reasoning with those stupid hippies. Former Minister of Nuclear Weapons Research

President: 'Do you have a picture?'

Signed,

Abdul Hassan, minister of Foreign Affairs


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[Studibartfast]

Dearest Abdul Hassan,

We would prefer to keep it a surprise for you! She can arrive by private jet in a few hours. I can assure you that you will be most pleased. She has recently received special instruction at one of the leading whorehouses in our capital of Psychevalopolis.

If you are not pleased you may send her home. She wishes to do some shopping overseas anyway, so we might as well send her there.

A dowry can be arranged, either in cash or weapons. Both are plentiful in Studibartfast.

Looking forward to getting her out of my hair for a while our glorious alliance.

By my hand,
Stu Pendous
President For Life

[Neederland]

Dearest Abdul Hassan,

We would prefer to keep it a surprise for you! She can arrive by private jet in a few hours. I can assure you that you will be most pleased. She has recently received special instruction at one of the leading whorehouses in our capital of Psychevalopolis.

If you are not pleased you may send her home. She wishes to do some shopping overseas anyway, so we might as well send her there.

A dowry can be arranged, either in cash or weapons. Both are plentiful in Studibartfast.

Looking forward to getting her out of my hair for a while our glorious alliance.

By my hand,
Stu Pendous
President For Life

OOC: I think she arrived by now no?

[Studibartfast]

She's probably in the duty-free shop at the airport, destroying my credit cards.

Frankly I'm surprised she got past your airport security with a nuke in her carry-on

[Neederland]

Best leader of Studibartfast,

We have to inform you that your daughter has been caught with a nuke in her carry-on. As an act, and because of our high tensions with a terrorist organisation, your daughter has been jailed (and putted on a diet). The ties between our president and your doughter have been broken.

Sincerly,

Sgt. De Kok,
team leader of Amsterdam Schiphol Airport security; part of the Nationale Marecheusse

[Studibartfast]

<sigh> Okay, fine. Send her back when you feel she's slimmed down enough. You can keep the nuke, though. It's only a little one, and you may find it useful. We use them for urban-renewal projects.

May I ask a personal favor? She has a thing for men in uniform (which is natural I suppose in our culture) so maybe you could introduce her to some attractive, eligible prison guards?

She's going to be in a mood when she gets back. Damn it.

[We Like Pies]

Dude, we could have told you that babe was bad news. She's got like serious karma issues. Nice to see she's in jail where she belongs (along with all of the capitalist pigs of Studibratfast!)

By the way, if you ever need patchouli oil or incense, we like make that stuff here. Peace out.

[Studibartfast]

Dude, we could have told you that babe was bad news. She's got like serious karma issues. Nice to see she's in jail where she belongs (along with all of the capitalist pigs of Studibratfast!)

Shut up, hippie

So is Chivas still in jail?