Joint Strike Force (V 2.0, PMT-MT, Open)

[Azarea]

Life experiences...going backpacking, playing water polo(apparently water polo players make great navy seals...maybe i will put something about that.) and being busy...ohh yeah, and getting shot in the balls by a bb gun point blank(How can I forget that )

'errything still functional down there?

Nah, BB guns are weak, I could take a few.

No the are not, its a metal one. I am still in pain after 3 days....

[Novograd IV]

'errything still functional down there?

Nah, BB guns are weak, I could take a few.

No the are not, its a metal one. I am still in pain after 3 days....

metal BBs aren't generally fired by normal airsoft guns, you sure that's not an air-rifle?

Also, take the full force of someone crashing into a door on your face and tell me how it feels, it didn't really hurt past all the numbness, couldn't even feel the blood. Was a fun day.

[Azarea]

No the are not, its a metal one. I am still in pain after 3 days....

metal BBs aren't generally fired by normal airsoft guns, you sure that's not an air-rifle?

Also, take the full force of someone crashing into a door on your face and tell me how it feels, it didn't really hurt past all the numbness, couldn't even feel the blood. Was a fun day.

What about unning into a door in the dead of night?

[Azarea]

But seriously, mind i if do that? Have him be a water polo player, recruited after college thing....Seals actuall do recruit water polo players.

[Novograd IV]

But seriously, mind i if do that? Have him be a water polo player, recruited after college thing....Seals actuall do recruit water polo players.

Sure, but don't be surprised if a few soap-dropping jokes get thrown your way

[Azarea]

But seriously, mind i if do that? Have him be a water polo player, recruited after college thing....Seals actuall do recruit water polo players.

Sure, but don't be surprised if a few soap-dropping jokes get thrown your way

Ok, Im sure it will be fun. Something along these lines: Bad family life, plays water polo for his high school, after showing superior talent etc, the special forces of my nation recruit him. Spends...3 years training and doing minor missions, showing superior mental toughness and the sort to his teammates, gets chosen to be on the JSF and learn from the best of the best.

The bad family life is there on purpose as if he had a good one, I doubt he would join it...I know I would not.

[Novograd IV]

Sure, but don't be surprised if a few soap-dropping jokes get thrown your way

Ok, Im sure it will be fun. Something along these lines: Bad family life, plays water polo for his high school, after showing superior talent etc, the special forces of my nation recruit him. Spends...3 years training and doing minor missions, showing superior mental toughness and the sort to his teammates, gets chosen to be on the JSF and learn from the best of the best.

The bad family life is there on purpose as if he had a good one, I doubt he would join it...I know I would not.

I'm looking into military firearm design, logistics and artillery, then again, my parents confused me with another kid when I was right behind them so you might have some logic there.

[Azarea]

Ok, Im sure it will be fun. Something along these lines: Bad family life, plays water polo for his high school, after showing superior talent etc, the special forces of my nation recruit him. Spends...3 years training and doing minor missions, showing superior mental toughness and the sort to his teammates, gets chosen to be on the JSF and learn from the best of the best.

The bad family life is there on purpose as if he had a good one, I doubt he would join it...I know I would not.

I'm looking into military firearm design, logistics and artillery, then again, my parents confused me with another kid when I was right behind them so you might have some logic there.

Haha, no I am just saying it would be easier for him to make the decision to go into a deadly job.

[Marcheria]

Updated my dude's bio on the first page (finally)

[Esternial]

He should have been humming this

The meme died a long time ago, comrade.

What's a meme?

[Western cuba]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme

[Esternial]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme

You don't say...

[Strykla]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_meme

You don't say...

I do say....

[Novograd IV]

Character Bio:[/u]Born in the backstreets of Poghkeepsie in 1986, Sorokin learned everything about life the hard way.
He was bullied and teased as a child for his small stature.
Then, at thirteen, when he hit his growth spurt and grew taller than many of his classmates, he beat the shit out of every last one. It is a dark point in his life that he doesn't like to discuss.
Sorokin is a master team coordinator, able to manipulate a few troops so they can do a LOT of damage. He is great with an assault rifle and a good sniper. Sorokin was part of one of the first units to rebel against the Kingdom of Marcheria in spring 2004, serving directly under the future Premier of Marcheria. He served in several secret ops against Gororwellia and Karditan, and was the only survivor of the disastrous attempt to save Kaiserina Gisela von Preussen in the recent uprisings in Der Kaiser Mikey III. He has received over twenty various campaign ribbons and bravery commendations, and is a Hero of the USSM. In short, no one can beat Major Mikhial Eduardovich Sorokin

Can no-one see what's wrong here?

You wouldn't still be a soldier with all those ribbons, for starters. Secondly, no one IRL will EVER have the same kind of comparable achievement as your character.

Growth spurts don't work from midget to giant.
He wouldn't be able to beat all of them if they were beating him first, you don't just suddenly get better at fighting, in fact, smaller people tend to be more effective at hitting below taller people's guards.

Back to the series of impossible achievements.
-You can serve in a revolution, but when stacked with everything else, it's just ridiculous.
-He's already been in SpecOps, meaning he's dedicated a lot of his life to soldiery and combat, perhaps 10 years? starting to get past his prime maybe?
- ONLY SURVIVOR OF... is the most annoying thing I can ever read in a bio. Unless you can justify how the mission was a failure AND he escaped, I can't accept that.
-20 Campaign ribbons. 20 campaigns is... I dunno, 150 years of service?

[Strykla]

Character Bio:[/u]Born in the backstreets of Poghkeepsie in 1986, Sorokin learned everything about life the hard way.
He was bullied and teased as a child for his small stature.
Then, at thirteen, when he hit his growth spurt and grew taller than many of his classmates, he beat the shit out of every last one. It is a dark point in his life that he doesn't like to discuss.
Sorokin is a master team coordinator, able to manipulate a few troops so they can do a LOT of damage. He is great with an assault rifle and a good sniper. Sorokin was part of one of the first units to rebel against the Kingdom of Marcheria in spring 2004, serving directly under the future Premier of Marcheria. He served in several secret ops against Gororwellia and Karditan, and was the only survivor of the disastrous attempt to save Kaiserina Gisela von Preussen in the recent uprisings in Der Kaiser Mikey III. He has received over twenty various campaign ribbons and bravery commendations, and is a Hero of the USSM. In short, no one can beat Major Mikhial Eduardovich Sorokin

Can no-one see what's wrong here?

Godmod??...

And being really tall makes a fine target.

[Novograd IV]

Can no-one see what's wrong here?

Godmod??...

And being really tall makes a fine target.

Read the edit I just finished, that should explain some things.

[Marcheria]

Character Bio:[/u]Born in the backstreets of Poghkeepsie in 1986, Sorokin learned everything about life the hard way.
He was bullied and teased as a child for his small stature.
Then, at thirteen, when he hit his growth spurt and grew taller than many of his classmates, he beat the shit out of every last one. It is a dark point in his life that he doesn't like to discuss.
Sorokin is a master team coordinator, able to manipulate a few troops so they can do a LOT of damage. He is great with an assault rifle and a good sniper. Sorokin was part of one of the first units to rebel against the Kingdom of Marcheria in spring 2004, serving directly under the future Premier of Marcheria. He served in several secret ops against Gororwellia and Karditan, and was the only survivor of the disastrous attempt to save Kaiserina Gisela von Preussen in the recent uprisings in Der Kaiser Mikey III. He has received over twenty various campaign ribbons and bravery commendations, and is a Hero of the USSM. In short, no one can beat Major Mikhial Eduardovich Sorokin

Can no-one see what's wrong here?

You wouldn't still be a soldier with all those ribbons, for starters. Secondly, no one IRL will EVER have the same kind of comparable achievement as your character.

Growth spurts don't work from midget to giant.
He wouldn't be able to beat all of them if they were beating him first, you don't just suddenly get better at fighting, in fact, smaller people tend to be more effective at hitting below taller people's guards.

Back to the series of impossible achievements.
-You can serve in a revolution, but when stacked with everything else, it's just ridiculous.
-He's already been in SpecOps, meaning he's dedicated a lot of his life to soldiery and combat, perhaps 10 years? starting to get past his prime maybe?
- ONLY SURVIVOR OF... is the most annoying thing I can ever read in a bio. Unless you can justify how the mission was a failure AND he escaped, I can't accept that.
-20 Campaign ribbons. 20 campaigns is... I dunno, 150 years of service?

1. Alright, so that's a little boastful. I copied it from his deadliest warrior entry.
2. I didn't exactly say midget to giant. He just grew a little taller than everyone else and bulked up a little.
3. Well, the revolution was only in '04...and it was short, yet bloody. After the summer I might make an RP for it.
4.That's true. But only a little.
5. Meh. Do I really have to go all the way back in my posts, find that thread and say how?
6. Yeah, that's overblown. I'll drop it to 7. That seems like a good number for the frontline RPs I've put him in, plus 2 or 3 more.

Fixing Now.

[Novograd IV]

2. I didn't exactly say midget to giant. He just grew a little taller than everyone else and bulked up a little.
4.That's true. But only a little.
5. Meh. Do I really have to go all the way back in my posts, find that thread and say how?
6. Yeah, that's overblown. I'll drop it to 7. That seems like a good number for the frontline RPs I've put him in, plus 2 or 3 more.

Fixing Now.

2) He was picked on because he was small, he must have made at least a 20cm spurt if everyone was roughly the same height, that's huge if you consider that everyone else is also growing.

4) Wait, what?

5) Not really, but I don't like it

6) 7 campaigns... if each 'campaign' is ridiculously short, then that's 2-3 years each, and that means at least 14 years of military service. That's more realistic, but I don't think that all those campaigns are back-to-back, so it's probably a few more years of service, I might expect that from a soldier who's getting older and nearing retirement.

Laiho only has two real campaigns under his belt, Novograd doesn't tend to see much war, Peacekeeping doesn't really count, either. Heck, he's been taken off of the ground and put in a commanding seat, now, too. (Replaced by Davah)

[Marcheria]

2. I didn't exactly say midget to giant. He just grew a little taller than everyone else and bulked up a little.
4.That's true. But only a little.
5. Meh. Do I really have to go all the way back in my posts, find that thread and say how?
6. Yeah, that's overblown. I'll drop it to 7. That seems like a good number for the frontline RPs I've put him in, plus 2 or 3 more.

Fixing Now.

2) He was picked on because he was small, he must have made at least a 20cm spurt if everyone was roughly the same height, that's huge if you consider that everyone else is also growing.

4) Wait, what?

5) Not really, but I don't like it

6) 7 campaigns... if each 'campaign' is ridiculously short, then that's 2-3 years each, and that means at least 14 years of military service. That's more realistic, but I don't think that all those campaigns are back-to-back, so it's probably a few more years of service, I might expect that from a soldier who's getting older and nearing retirement.

Laiho only has two real campaigns under his belt, Novograd doesn't tend to see much war, Peacekeeping doesn't really count, either. Heck, he's been taken off of the ground and put in a commanding seat, now, too. (Replaced by Davah)

2.But the problem was they had already grown. Like me in RL, he was a late bloomer, and when he was taller than some of his former tormentors, well, we can all guess what he did

4. He's only a little past his prime

5. Maybe I'll get around to it.

6. Remember, he gets ribbons for everything he served in. Those ribbons are:
Kingdom of Marcheria-Border conflict with Spectacularists(2003, KOM Marine Corps Recon. 6 months, KOM secedes some territory to Specs)
Marcher's Revolution-(2004, Socialist Rebels Special Response Team. 1 month, Socialists take control of government)
Karditan conflict over Brook's Island-(early 2005, USSMDF Emergency Combat Rapid Response Team. 6 weeks, USSM takes a small, resource-rich island)
Special Operations-(2005-2007, USSMDF ECRRT. 2 years, on-and-off involvement, extended covert ops against Gororwellia )
Special Operations-(2008, USSMDF ECRRT. 3 months, on-and-off involvement, covert ops against GRAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
Snatch of the Kaiserina, Der Kaiser Mikey III-(2011, USSMDF ECRRT attached to naval taskforce. 2 weeks, Kaiserina deposed, USSM extraction force decimated, Sorokin hijacks fishing boat to return to fleet)
Shekara Conflict-(2011, USSMDF ECRRT 4-team group. 1 month, USSM assists Virginian Republic, Guruda and others in invasion of terrorist state)

I think I'll add that he's refused promotion a lot.

[Novograd IV]

2) He was picked on because he was small, he must have made at least a 20cm spurt if everyone was roughly the same height, that's huge if you consider that everyone else is also growing.

4) Wait, what?

5) Not really, but I don't like it

6) 7 campaigns... if each 'campaign' is ridiculously short, then that's 2-3 years each, and that means at least 14 years of military service. That's more realistic, but I don't think that all those campaigns are back-to-back, so it's probably a few more years of service, I might expect that from a soldier who's getting older and nearing retirement.

Laiho only has two real campaigns under his belt, Novograd doesn't tend to see much war, Peacekeeping doesn't really count, either. Heck, he's been taken off of the ground and put in a commanding seat, now, too. (Replaced by Davah)

2.But the problem was they had already grown. Like me in RL, he was a late bloomer, and when he was taller than some of his former tormentors, well, we can all guess what he did

4. He's only a little past his prime

5. Maybe I'll get around to it.

6. Remember, he gets ribbons for everything he served in. Those ribbons are:
Kingdom of Marcheria-Border conflict with Spectacularists(2003, KOM Marine Corps Recon. 6 months, KOM secedes some territory to Specs)
Marcher's Revolution-(2004, Socialist Rebels Special Response Team. 1 month, Socialists take control of government)
Karditan conflict over Brook's Island-(early 2005, USSMDF Emergency Combat Rapid Response Team. 6 weeks, USSM takes a small, resource-rich island)
Special Operations-(2005-2007, USSMDF ECRRT. 2 years, on-and-off involvement, extended covert ops against Gororwellia )
Special Operations-(2008, USSMDF ECRRT. 3 months, on-and-off involvement, covert ops against GRAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
Snatch of the Kaiserina, Der Kaiser Mikey III-(2011, USSMDF ECRRT attached to naval taskforce. 2 weeks, Kaiserina deposed, USSM extraction force decimated, Sorokin hijacks fishing boat to return to fleet)
Shekara Conflict-(2011, USSMDF ECRRT 4-team group. 1 month, USSM assists Virginian Republic, Guruda and others in invasion of terrorist state)

I think I'll add that he's refused promotion a lot.

2. I'm taller than a lot of people who abuse me, doesn't mean I have any more sway on them than the smallest kid in our class, I get the psychological sides to bully and victim fairly well, IMO.
6. Campaigns tend to be long, you know?
(new)7. If he's the best soldier in the whole wide world, why is he refused promotions?

[Marcheria]

2.But the problem was they had already grown. Like me in RL, he was a late bloomer, and when he was taller than some of his former tormentors, well, we can all guess what he did

4. He's only a little past his prime

5. Maybe I'll get around to it.

6. Remember, he gets ribbons for everything he served in. Those ribbons are:
Kingdom of Marcheria-Border conflict with Spectacularists(2003, KOM Marine Corps Recon. 6 months, KOM secedes some territory to Specs)
Marcher's Revolution-(2004, Socialist Rebels Special Response Team. 1 month, Socialists take control of government)
Karditan conflict over Brook's Island-(early 2005, USSMDF Emergency Combat Rapid Response Team. 6 weeks, USSM takes a small, resource-rich island)
Special Operations-(2005-2007, USSMDF ECRRT. 2 years, on-and-off involvement, extended covert ops against Gororwellia )
Special Operations-(2008, USSMDF ECRRT. 3 months, on-and-off involvement, covert ops against GRAAAAAAAAAAAAA)
Snatch of the Kaiserina, Der Kaiser Mikey III-(2011, USSMDF ECRRT attached to naval taskforce. 2 weeks, Kaiserina deposed, USSM extraction force decimated, Sorokin hijacks fishing boat to return to fleet)
Shekara Conflict-(2011, USSMDF ECRRT 4-team group. 1 month, USSM assists Virginian Republic, Guruda and others in invasion of terrorist state)

I think I'll add that he's refused promotion a lot.

2. I'm taller than a lot of people who abuse me, doesn't mean I have any more sway on them than the smallest kid in our class, I get the psychological sides to bully and victim fairly well, IMO.
6. Campaigns tend to be long, you know?
(new)7. If he's the best soldier in the whole wide world, why is he refused promotions?

Hey, I never said he was the best. And he refuses them, he doesn't want to go flag.

[Novograd IV]

Hey, I never said he was the best. And he refuses them, he doesn't want to go flag.

and is a Hero of the USSM. In short, no one can beat Major Mikhial Eduardovich Sorokin

O RLY?

[Marcheria]

Hey, I never said he was the best. And he refuses them, he doesn't want to go flag.

and is a Hero of the USSM. In short, no one can beat Major Mikhial Eduardovich Sorokin

O RLY?

Sorry, it was for Deadliest Warrior. You think I'd wanna be mellow there?

[Novograd IV]

O RLY?

Sorry, it was for Deadliest Warrior. You think I'd wanna be mellow there?

So you couldn't be bothered to make a bio post for the JSF?

Sounds better and better as we go along. (only about one eighth of my drive is revenge right now . Seriously, get your character some solid ground to stand on and put in the extra effort.)

[Marcheria]

Sorry, it was for Deadliest Warrior. You think I'd wanna be mellow there?

So you couldn't be bothered to make a bio post for the JSF?

Sounds better and better as we go along. (only about one eighth of my drive is revenge right now . Seriously, get your character some solid ground to stand on and put in the extra effort.)

Hey, I'm a little tied up in RL right now...