War against South Taizong! [open mt]

[North Taizong]

We of the Democratic People's Republic of Taizong declare war against the scum of South Taizong! For too long have they attempted to spread their Roman Catholicism into our glorious domain, and our Supreme Leader has been outraged by their oppression of our people through this "religion"! Death to the South Taizongese dogs! We shall prevail!

Our great military of 190,000 people has been mobilized to counter this threat and will crush the impudent religious maniacs!

[Uiri]

OOC: Please read the stickies. If you follow their advice, it can help a lot.

[Kagetora]

lolwut?

Please read the stickies, find a tutor, and don't go to war right away. Please.

[North Taizong]

OOC: The Glorious Democratic People's Republic of Taizong listens to nobody! Except mods! And we always end our sentences with exclamation points!

[Kagetora]

Good for you. We are not ordering you, we are requesting you read the stickies.

Basically, learn or you'll be roleplaying against yourself a lot.

[Uiri]

OOC: Ignore this thread. Don't post and let it die.

[South Taizong]

OOC: I didn't expect this to happen the moment I made my nation...but Taizongese Civil War shall go on.

The Republic of Taizong is furious by this travesty and will not stand for this declaration of war from a group of impudent fascists. While our military may be much smaller at only 24,000 men, our wills are far stronger than yours can ever be for we are not godless heathens like you are. You will never reach our capital of Hangzhou.

[North Taizong]

It was with a loud laugh that the Supreme Leader watched as the puny forces of South Taizong feebly marched to counter his victorious troops! The best aircraft available, the absolutely glorious Yakovlev Yak-3 and the Yakovlev Yak-4 fighters and bombers, swept over the silly soldiers of the South Taizongese army! It was with awe that their soldiers watched as the bombers dropped their bombs onto the dirt fields before them! The great show of power shocked the South Taizongese, and the many columns of glorious North Taizongese infantry marched across the green hills and plains of North Taizong to meet the South Taizongese in a clash of arms never before seen!

[Bergnovinaia]

I believe this is godmodding!

[Anemos Major]

It was with a loud laugh that the Supreme Leader watched as the puny forces of South Taizong feebly marched to counter his victorious troops! The best aircraft available, the absolutely glorious Yakovlev Yak-3 and the Yakovlev Yak-4 fighters and bombers, swept over the silly soldiers of the South Taizongese army! It was with awe that their soldiers watched as the bombers dropped their bombs onto the dirt fields before them! The great show of power shocked the South Taizongese, and the many columns of glorious North Taizongese infantry marched across the green hills and plains of North Taizong to meet the South Taizongese in a clash of arms never before seen!

OOC: Actually, this is hilarious and I think NT knows that. How about your secret Lagg-3 fighters which you will reveal at the last possible moment so as to strike fear into the hearts of every foe?

[SemiSovereignties]

The Republic of Semi-sovereignties joins on the side of South Taizong and places an embargo on all oil and food products from our ports to North Taizong. We are reviewing the situation and considering sending in 25,000 troops.

[South Taizong]

OOC: I'm assuming he dropped the bombs in front of my soldiers for some reason, so yeah.

The South Taizongese President, Lee Myung-bak, was dressed in his papal robes as he waved to the people of Hangzhou. He had prepared a speech that would rally the people to fight against the North Taizongese heathens.

"My people! The time has come for us to show that South Taizong will not fall to communism and tyranny without a fight! The reds in the north can never overcome our religious piety and our freedoms. We have braved much worse in the past. However, we have always emerged victorious, for our capitalism and our democracy will withstand all. God will protect us all during this war, and we will never die. Let us move forward together! Death to the commies!"

Everyone cheered.

Meanwhile, the South Taizongese forces had taken positions behind large rows of sandbags and concrete barriers as cover and would mow down the North Taizongese men with their superior weaponry. While grossly outnumbered, it was hoped that the defence would hold until a foreign power came to the aid of South Taizong.

[SemiSovereignties]

We have expanded our embargo to include all weapons and have decided to provide South Taizong with $5,000,000,000 in "arms" credits and bonds.

[The Emmerian Unions]

<<OOC: North Taizong, you cannont have approx 3.75% of your people in your military!>>

[Border Guards]

I believe this is godmodding!

Obvious troll thread is obvious. Avoid posting in this thread pplz kkthxbai.

[Reilek]

Reilek will send 2,000 Pavilion roops to mantain the peace

[North Taizong]

OOC: We don't use LaGG-3s! Those are ancient! The far, far more glorious Lavochkin La-7 is our ultimate weapon which South Taizong does not yet know about! And yes I can have as many people in the military as I want! Border Guards, if you don't want to post, please leave!

The cowards in South Taizong sat behind their walls as if their walls would save them! However, the North Taizongese had the ultimate land weapon: T-28 tank! With this glorious new invention created by famous North Taizongese Military Scientist Lee Jong-Il, the South Taizongese and their silly outdated M1A1 Abrams would never survive! The might of the North Taizongese military in comparison to the puny South Taizongese peasants allowed the great proletarian warriors to ignore their starvation and charge into the enemy lines with tanks and M1938 mortars firing from behind! Gatling guns and muskets were issued to patriotic North Taizongese citizens who charged into the fight! The fray would be intense!