War Path: dare to fight me?

[Harlequen Fetus]

Harlequin Fetus here by challenges any country to war. The winner gains access to the resources of the other countries land, the loser must become the eternal slave for the other, doing what ever is ordered, including war with other countries.

My defence system is strong. My army is large (2.5 million) however they are unmotivated and poorly armed. Many die of starvation. I plan on using my sheer number and defensive tactics to eliminate my enemy. Even if it means I lose half my population in the process I have a compulsory suicide bomber division ready to strike fear in any enemy nation.

<General Lollita has given us the order sir, man the defence systems. We're going to war>

New to role playing

[Parthenon]

The Parthenese Confederation kindly accepted your offer and subsequently launched 10 thousand thermonuclear bombs covering the entire square footage of your nation like a pincushion of mushroom clouds. Enjoy!

[Kagetora]

Ah no fair! I wanted to get a new piece of international jewelry!

[Free Los Angeles]

OOC:

If you have not done so, I urge you to read the stickies. The importance of doing so can not be stressed enough.

Fortunately, you can RETCON this, or act as though it did not happen (a process best used with utmost care and not abused), and begin again once you have some idea how to RP survivably.

IC:

Los Angeles is of the opinion that any government which would gamble so freely with freedom does not deserve to rule.

~ President Joshua J. Long, Primus inter pares of the Republic of Los Angeles

[Cerberii]

The Armed Republic of Harlequen Fetus,

It is the position of our government that you will fail terribly in your war path due to the amount of multi-billion populated nations that will be more than willing to wipe off of the map if you so dare them. Good luck, and may the gods take pity on a misguided nation who will undoubtebly be conquered, who at present makes Somalia look like a paradise and whose land will soon be universally recognised as the most scientifically interesting patch of radiological dirt.

-Minister of Foreign Affairs,
John Carlson

OOC : That was not a declaration of War.

[The Zoogie People]

OOC: Really don't get why you guys are jumping on top of him. He's just new, and that's a hell of a lot better of a first post than most newbies. A little aggressive, but he didn't realize we're all sitting here with 10 billion+ populations and such.

[Kusatsu]

The Armed Republic of Harlequen Fetus,

It is the position of our government that you will fail terribly in your war path due to the amount of multi-billion populated nations that will be more than willing to wipe off of the map if you so dare them. Good luck, and may the gods take pity on a misguided nation who will undoubtebly be conquered, who at present makes Somalia look like a paradise and whose land will soon be universally recognised as the most scientifically interesting patch of radiological dirt.

-Minister of Foreign Affairs,
John Carlson

OOC: Sorry, but I just have to hand this one to you: that is the best death-threat I have ever heard. Good job.

[Dimoniquid]

OOC: I have a strong feeling that this thread is going to be locked. I also agree, epic threat. High fives all 'round!

[Araraukar]

OOC: Epic thread maybe indeed.

IC: The Grand Duchy of Araraukar has decided to ignore such blatant bid for media attention.

[Kaldari]

OOC: Really don't get why you guys are jumping on top of him. He's just new, and that's a hell of a lot better of a first post than most newbies. A little aggressive, but he didn't realize we're all sitting here with 10 billion+ populations and such.

OOC: I concur with him. You guys need to not smack him if this is obviously his first rp. Do what Free Los Angeles did and try to help him, not I LAUNCH NOOKZ, I WINZ.

[Araraukar]

OOC: I concur with him. You guys need to not smack him if this is obviously his first rp. Do what Free Los Angeles did and try to help him, not I LAUNCH NOOKZ, I WINZ.

OOC: I just decided to ignore his/her warmongering. That's allowed too. >_>

[Zot109land]

i outnumber this nation 3:1 only with my infantery (7.500.000 men)

so we don't need a war because we now all the winner

[Takaram]

ooc: It could be worse, he didn't declare instant nuclear warfare on every nation in NS. He even gave details about his army, despite how overly large it is.

[Kagetora]

i outnumber this nation 3:1 only with my infantery (7.500.000 men)

so we don't need a war because we now all the winner

Redo math pl0x. 1.5:1, not 3:1.

[Cabickstan]

OOC:You know this guy needs to learn math alright if his pop is 5 million and his army is 2.5 million if he was beaten in battle he now only has a pop of 3.5 which hurts him drasticly.

[Revolvisia]

OOC:You know this guy needs to learn math alright if his pop is 5 million and his army is 2.5 million if he was beaten in battle he now only has a pop of 3.5 which hurts him drasticly.

OOC: Oh god... That hurts. The irony hurts!

I feel that a bit of help for the OP nation could be good. If someone RPs with him, fairly, then he might learn something.

[Cabickstan]

Eh im not good enough to teach him but I know how to RP.

[Kryozerkia]

Harlequin Fetus here by challenges any country to war. The winner gains access to the resources of the other countries land, the loser must become the eternal slave for the other, doing what ever is ordered, including war with other countries.

My defence system is strong. My army is large (2.5 million) however they are unmotivated and poorly armed. Many die of starvation. I plan on using my sheer number and defensive tactics to eliminate my enemy. Even if it means I lose half my population in the process I have a compulsory suicide bomber division ready to strike fear in any enemy nation.

<General Lollita has given us the order sir, man the defence systems. We're going to war>

New to role playing

As you are new here, allow me to welcome you to NS and the forums as well as give you some helpful advice:

You may want to refrain from going to war immediately with anyone. It'll generate a negative view of you. A good idea may be to open up diplomatic channels to other nations to give those nations a chance to reach out. If you want to roleplay right away, I suggest having a thread that starts out with something happening in your nation like the assassination of a leader, or the outbreak of a plague. Something that would generate international attention that would not risk having nations, like the mighty Parthenon lobbing nukes at you.

War is good once you've got your feet wet, not when you're first starting out.

To quote the insightful Euroslavia:

Newer players should take their time to get involved here and get accustomed to the events that take place here. There's no rush for you to make your first post, and I'm sure most of you want to "WOW" some of the older players that've been around, and entice them to role play with you. Take your time and create a juicy storyline that they can't help but take a bite out of

Suggested threads for your perusal:
A(nother) Basic Guide to International Incidents
NationStates Trainers - An OOC Organization - Attn: ALL

The rest of you will knock off the dogpiling. It would be in your interest to provide helpful hints to newcomers instead.