Judea: A Region [Open]

[Trivval]

My laptop is being especially retarded lately and shutting down whenever I do anything that requires any power whatsoever (including being on), so I won't be on the IRC much till I get it fixed. I'll try and pop on on my brother's computer, but I hate his one so it probably won't be often. Not that most of you care, just thought I'd give a heads up so you don't think I'm done with Judea or something like that.

Hey guys... Our secret plan to get Hegs of NS is working!! Now we just need to steal his laptop and load tons of gay porn and let his father see it!!!!!

Just swap your harddrive for his, it'll be fine.

[Vlack Sturm]

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roflmao

[Trivval]

There is a new era developing in the majestic lands. Once again the brotherhood of angels is plunged into the chaos of war, internal strife distracting us from the aggression of those who once more look hungrily towards Judea, the imperialist spark bright within their eyes. We are those who would be the targets of these foreign aggressors, we are those who would be left as Judea tears itself apart as Brother fights Brother in a Judean civil war. We are those who would be the target of those who would seek to hold territory within this majestic land of ours. They who would attempt to capitalise on the strife that riddles us.

Individually we are weak, but together we cannot be broken. We are the people of Judea and we will stand together as a united front.

We are the
Judean People’s Front
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We, the undersigned, hereby form the Judean People’s Front, an alliance created in order to stem foreign aggression within Judea. We, the Judean People’s Front, shall employ a Free Trade Agreement between other members of the Front, so that we can support ourselves to the fullest extent and have the materials and resources needed so that we will be able to defend ourselves in the event of an attack upon our sovereign selves. This Free Trade Agreement shall assist the signatory nations of the Front to build their economy up in an effort to heighten out nation’s level of infrastructure. The Judean People’s Front shall also serve as a Mutual Defense Pact. We shall stand together, as our own Brotherhood, to protect the member-nations of the Front from becoming colonial possessions, to prevent us from becoming the stepping stone from where foreigners shall arrive upon our majestic shores.

In an effort to create a fast response to any foreign invasion, the Judean People’s Front shall create a quick response task force that can be deployed anywhere in Judea within thirty-six hours. This force shall be made up of units from each of the Front’s member-nations and can be based in any member-nation of the Front. If any member-nation of the Front is attacked, all member-nations are required to respond with all force. An attack against one of the Brethren of Front is attack against the entire Front.

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His Eminence, the Shogul, Projul Moinfustak the Third
of the Religious Democracy

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President Jefferson Claybourne
of the Confederate States of The West Coast

His Royal Majesty, King Rian Tir, Emperor of the Anglish Empire, Lord of the Greater Anglish Nation
of The Anglish Empire

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President Anthony Jackson
of the United States of Minnysota

Solm. OP. Pl0x? Nao? Nao.

[-St George]

Hey guys... Our secret plan to get Hegs of NS is working!! Now we just need to steal his laptop and load tons of gay porn and let his father see it!!!!!

Just swap your harddrive for his, it'll be fine.

Win.

[Tecknoko]

Just swap your harddrive for his, it'll be fine.

Win.

[Trescott]

Hey guys... Our secret plan to get Hegs of NS is working!! Now we just need to steal his laptop and load tons of gay porn and let his father see it!!!!!

Just swap your harddrive for his, it'll be fine.

I have some stuff on Alah if you guys need anymore stuff to put on there. Good stuff it be. *winks*

[Itailian Maifias]

Opportunity for some of you to get to know me and or roleplay me. My Legate Congress/Conference is up and I hope some Judeans do join as this will profoundly affect my nation in the coming days/times

http://forum.nationstates.net/viewtopic.php?f=5&t=139384

[The Master M]

I am deeply sad that we have the JPF but no pictures of John Cleese.

"Fuck off! Judean People's Front...we're the People's Front of Judea!"

[Trivval]

I am deeply sad that we have the JPF but no pictures of John Cleese.

"Fuck off! Judean People's Front...we're the People's Front of Judea!"

Judean People's Front looks more pleasing because it doesn't have an 'of'.

[Hegstoria]

I am deeply sad that we have the JPF but no pictures of John Cleese.

"Fuck off! Judean People's Front...we're the People's Front of Judea!"

Judean People's Front looks more pleasing because it doesn't have an 'of'.

Bugger you both Popular Front of Judea is clearly the best.

[Trivval]

Judean People's Front looks more pleasing because it doesn't have an 'of'.

Bugger you both Popular Front of Judea is clearly the best.

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Now, seeing as Hegs is here... Tecky, grab your harddrive!

[Tecknoko]

.........
Tecky is determined to ignore all remarks and do work and stuff and write his splitting of his nation.

[Hegstoria]

.........
Tecky is determined to ignore all remarks and do work and stuff and write his splitting of his nation.

Ooh, can I haz some land.

Oh, and my computer still isn't fixed (don't ask) so I still can't come on the IRC. I'm hoping to take it in some time this week, but my schedule isn't all that free.

[Tecknoko]

.........
Tecky is determined to ignore all remarks and do work and stuff and write his splitting of his nation.

Ooh, can I haz some land.

Oh, and my computer still isn't fixed (don't ask) so I still can't come on the IRC. I'm hoping to take it in some time this week, but my schedule isn't all that free.

No land for anyone else. Tecky keeps it all and might grab some of yours if you interfere. Outside threats are worse than inter-Tecky threats.

[Alahastra]

Just swap your harddrive for his, it'll be fine.

I have some stuff on Alah if you guys need anymore stuff to put on there. Good stuff it be. *winks*

Why get it from Tres when you can get it from the real thing?

[Trescott]

I have some stuff on Alah if you guys need anymore stuff to put on there. Good stuff it be. *winks*

Why get it from Tres when you can get it from the real thing?

*Pays Alah money*

Now, give me some Alah.

[Solm]

If you were Atraeza or know the identify of Atraeza, you need to contact me immediately regarding it. For all those that didn't see, Atraeza entered our region unannounced, it is obviously a puppet, refounded 15 hours ago, and joined judea 15 hours ago. I have not changed the password since approximately July 8th. So all new members since then have had the password and a few others who I gave it to while I was gone (Tres and Terg). Not trying to point the finger at anyone, was just declaring who I've given the password to. This is a major breach and needs to be dealt with. I was really lenient with the password, not changing it very much because I had trust in the lot that I gave it to, they were all voted in to Judea. The password will obviously be changing quite more frequently now.

[Hegstoria]

If you were Atraeza or know the identify of Atraeza, you need to contact me immediately regarding it. For all those that didn't see, Atraeza entered our region unannounced, it is obviously a puppet, refounded 15 hours ago, and joined judea 15 hours ago. I have not changed the password since approximately July 8th. So all new members since then have had the password and a few others who I gave it to while I was gone (Tres and Terg). This is a major breach and needs to be dealt with. I was really lenient with the password, not changing it very much because I had trust in the lot that I gave it to, they were all voted in to Judea. The password will obviously be changing quite more frequently now.

Wasn't me... I've never made a puppet. Seems kinda pointless.

[Tecknoko]

If you were Atraeza or know the identify of Atraeza, you need to contact me immediately regarding it. For all those that didn't see, Atraeza entered our region unannounced, it is obviously a puppet, refounded 15 hours ago, and joined judea 15 hours ago. I have not changed the password since approximately July 8th. So all new members since then have had the password and a few others who I gave it to while I was gone (Tres and Terg). Not trying to point the finger at anyone, was just declaring who I've given the password to. This is a major breach and needs to be dealt with. I was really lenient with the password, not changing it very much because I had trust in the lot that I gave it to, they were all voted in to Judea. The password will obviously be changing quite more frequently now.

Talk to (I believe it was Alah) about it. It is mine because Tecknoko is about to split and That is going to be the new half. I left you a note on IRC and asked about it on there and (I believe it was Alah) was okay with it.

[Solm]

If you were Atraeza or know the identify of Atraeza, you need to contact me immediately regarding it. For all those that didn't see, Atraeza entered our region unannounced, it is obviously a puppet, refounded 15 hours ago, and joined judea 15 hours ago. I have not changed the password since approximately July 8th. So all new members since then have had the password and a few others who I gave it to while I was gone (Tres and Terg). Not trying to point the finger at anyone, was just declaring who I've given the password to. This is a major breach and needs to be dealt with. I was really lenient with the password, not changing it very much because I had trust in the lot that I gave it to, they were all voted in to Judea. The password will obviously be changing quite more frequently now.

Talk to (I believe it was Alah) about it. It is mine because Tecknoko is about to split and That is going to be the new half. I left you a note on IRC and asked about it on there and (I believe it was Alah) was okay with it.

Yeah, it's all okay. I was just a bit surprised, logged in and saw a new nation, asked everyone on the IRC about it and no one knew who it was.

[Atraeza]

Guess who found out for a way to make Solm shit his pants almost instantly!?

[Minnysota]

I, with my final decree before I occasionally log on to tell Alty what to do with this nation, declare that Minnysota will warz with Tecky (Alty will RP this lulz) if they touch Atraeza. Although, Atraeza is a PoS.

[Trescott]

If you were Atraeza or know the identify of Atraeza, you need to contact me immediately regarding it. For all those that didn't see, Atraeza entered our region unannounced, it is obviously a puppet, refounded 15 hours ago, and joined judea 15 hours ago. I have not changed the password since approximately July 8th. So all new members since then have had the password and a few others who I gave it to while I was gone (Tres and Terg). Not trying to point the finger at anyone, was just declaring who I've given the password to. This is a major breach and needs to be dealt with. I was really lenient with the password, not changing it very much because I had trust in the lot that I gave it to, they were all voted in to Judea. The password will obviously be changing quite more frequently now.

I feel as though this was obviously pointing fingers. It's always the Commonwealthers first, eh Solm? Well, we shall have our day. But, it couldn't have been us (for the obvious reason because it was Alah), for... *points finger at Solm*... you were the culprit. Aye. It was you. You didn't change the password, which resulted in this situation. For shame Solm. Feel ashamed! I find you guilty of Solminism. What is your plea?

[Trivval]

If you were Atraeza or know the identify of Atraeza, you need to contact me immediately regarding it. For all those that didn't see, Atraeza entered our region unannounced, it is obviously a puppet, refounded 15 hours ago, and joined judea 15 hours ago. I have not changed the password since approximately July 8th. So all new members since then have had the password and a few others who I gave it to while I was gone (Tres and Terg). Not trying to point the finger at anyone, was just declaring who I've given the password to. This is a major breach and needs to be dealt with. I was really lenient with the password, not changing it very much because I had trust in the lot that I gave it to, they were all voted in to Judea. The password will obviously be changing quite more frequently now.

I feel as though this was obviously pointing fingers. It's always the Commonwealthers first, eh Solm? Well, we shall have our day. But, it couldn't have been us (for the obvious reason because it was Alah), for... *points finger at Solm*... you were the culprit. Aye. It was you. You didn't change the password, which resulted in this situation. For shame Solm. Feel ashamed! I find you guilty of Solminism. What is your plea?

I do believe the offical term is Faggotityus or Corvic Femella-Masculus Personality Disorder - a disease that mainly affects females. I think that Solm believes that she in fact a man and this has been affecting her judgement. Therefore Solm is aquitted of all charges and is to be admitted to a mental asylum for further assessment.

This case is closed.

[Trescott]

I feel as though this was obviously pointing fingers. It's always the Commonwealthers first, eh Solm? Well, we shall have our day. But, it couldn't have been us (for the obvious reason because it was Alah), for... *points finger at Solm*... you were the culprit. Aye. It was you. You didn't change the password, which resulted in this situation. For shame Solm. Feel ashamed! I find you guilty of Solminism. What is your plea?

I do believe the offical term is Faggotityus or Corvic Femella-Masculus Personality Disorder - a disease that mainly affects females. I think that Solm believes that she in fact a man and this has been affecting her judgement. Therefore Solm is aquitted of all charges and is to be admitted to a mental asylum for further assessment.

This case is closed.

Well played, my friend. Well played. I hereby sentence Solm to a mental asylum where tests shall be conducted to determine his exact mental state. Court adjourned. *Bangs the gavel*