Where We Would Be (FT, NOW CLOSED, OOC/Sign-Up/Discussion)

[Of The Arch ilands]

The more you know...

Ah... yes i see it now.
Xiscapia is, in fact, trying to trick the ponies into becoming fox girls, thus cementing his hold on them. Or, even more dioboxilily (i made up the word, its mine. copyright, see?) he is going to cross breed them, thereby creating an army of demonic-pony-fox girls with which he will...

RULE THE GALAXY... HEH HEH HEH HEEEEHHHHH...

(Image)

You sir! WIN!

[Huerdae]

Okay.

You have used your pony quota for the next decade. Any further, and I will find a way for Tutu to devour a pony for each of the ponies you post in this thread. This is not a threat. This is a promise. Remember, Tutu recently barfed up the slop he was given for food. Do not tempt my wrath.

Also, working on post.

[Xiscapia]

All that

I'm not sick, it was just a case of onions winning the war on digestion. School -just- started for me, so I'll fit in writing when I can (like now during a free period, ho ho!).
Also: Do you have all your pony pics bookmarked or something for all this access?

Onions: 1
Xeno: 0

I'm starting school tomorrow myself, so I know how it is.

As for pony pics-

However, I must refute the allegation that Xis needs to bookmark something. We all know he just needs to look at his computer funny and it must obey his will to bring him pony pics. Xis is above the internet. He is...

A Pony.

^Listen to this man. He speaks the truth.

Nah, actually I have a folder in my bookmarks tab called "Ponies." I developed it over the course of about two months of random Google searches and lurking in A&F's MLP: FiM thread. Got about 325 items in there; mostly pictures, some videos, music, documents, etc. It's sandwiched right between my "Weapons" folder and my "Hilarious Porn"* folder.

*I don't actually have a folder called "Hilarious Porn." In reality it's a folder full of interesting Wiki articles.

Rainbow Xis eh?

You know it.

He's Ponyville's dark secret. No one speaks of him, for fear that even using his name will summon him and his demonic fox girls.

The more you know...

Ah... yes i see it now.
Xiscapia is, in fact, trying to trick the ponies into becoming fox girls, thus cementing his hold on them. Or, even more dioboxilily (i made up the word, its mine. copyright, see?) he is going to cross breed them, thereby creating an army of demonic-pony-fox girls with which he will...

RULE THE GALAXY... HEH HEH HEH HEEEEHHHHH...

(Image)

Nothing demonic about these ponies, though. Why don't you believe me? Why don't...you...oh god...

T͎̞̭o͌ ̳̰͇̦̙͂i͈̭͚̞͍ͨͫ̉̒ͦn̮̗̮͎͆͐ͅv̞̖̬͙͛o̩̥̭k̷̓͐ͪͣ͗e̝͇̙͖̜̜̓ͮ͋ ̱̫͙ͤ͢t͈̖ͫ̄ͭh̹̪̲ͨ͗̃̇̚̚ȇ͕̭̺͌ͭ̀ͭͅ ̠̤̦͇̂͌͒̎h͒̈́͋̈ͯ̅҉̥î̗͍̘͕́ͮ̃̂ͬv͖̝͈̠͚͓ͅe̶͙̘-̣͖͚̠̱͂ͯ͠m̮͎͓̖̈́͋̄̽̊ͫ͡i̠̬̝̦̋n̗̋͆̌̈́d̍̂ͮ̒̓͐͒́ ̯̥͌ͪ̃̈́͗̎ͥ͡ͅr͈̜̼̦̮̔̀͌ͤ̾̂ͩ͝e̹͛̀ͩͩ͌͘p͕ͩ̐ͦͧr̸̤͚̹̓͊̉̓e̠̟̣̻̘̓̋̑̈ͤ͋͡s̢̹̜̭̘̝e̴̤ͦ̑n̝͞ͅt̪̣̟̞̘ͪ̇i̫̟̦̲̯̞̜ͪ̒ͣn̵̞͍͈̙̜͆̒g̜̑͋̌̿́͋͘ ̛̫̩̖̳̮ͥͭͫ̍̅ͅc̲͈̰͈̿ͨͥ̓̋͗h̥̺̰͇̳̄͐͆a̶̝o̰̝͋ͦ̾ͨ͊ͫsͨ.̰͓̑̐̄̓̿͡
̣͔̪̲͇͈͊̆͂ͬ̓̓͑Ī̛͕̑̏̆n̢̘̫̹̺̦̖͚ͧv͎̪͓̓̎ͬ̆͂͛͆o̱̗͚ͤ̃k̤̜̥̹͊̿ͦͫͣ͒̚i̱̝͎̜̲͈̾͊̏̽n͉ͩ̓g͉̯̭̭ͬ̊ ̏҉̳͎ṯ̼̈́̀̍̓̚h̪͔̆̋ͥ͢ê͙̔ ͈̘̙̰͔͋ͬͣf̗͔̼̿̅ͦe͕ͥ̉ͧ̓̚e̟͚͍̺̺̫͇̅́l̥̎͝i̞̙̳̥̜̭̖n̑̐ͮͨͧ҉ĝ̙̼̠͖̳̖̲ͧ̿̿͝ ̖̅̉̍̇ͬͨ͠o̼͍̘̻͘f̳ͥ̒͒̅ ͕̭͉̤͗c̣̹̹͎͎̭̒ͥ̓͗̔͛͐͠h̻̥̮̮̞͓̍ǎ̮̣͊̀̆o̫̲̱̯̠ͮͯ͊̊s.͚̖̞̱͌̄͢
͔̖̮̪̖̇̑͊͟ͅW͉̣̟̟̦̻̖ͣͬ̄ͭi͆́͗̐͛t̺̤͚̓̓ͭ̂ͤh̩̲͍͎̜ͧ ͖̼̮̥͇͖̔ͩo̠͓͉͔ͨͤͦ͛ͣ͢u̘̦͕͚̺ͭͧͦ̄͝t̠̖̲̞̱͎̣̆͂ͯ̆ ̞̬̬̪͍̠̱̓ǒͥ̓ͧ̃ͯ͆͞r͎̼͎͔̱ͧ̌̎̕d͈͉̠̖̬͔̗̏̏̔e̳͎̺̺̳͉͘ṙ.̻̖͛̈́̾ͦ͌̿͜
̳̱̩͚͙͇͒̑́ͩ̀͗̀ͅT̓̄ͅḣͭ̐͐ͣ͂̃ẽ̛͇͓̝̠̖̋̇ͩ̚ ̜͇̤̹͕̝̟ͫ͊̔ͦ̿̐͝Ň̡̞̜͎͕͕̬̻̇̓e̗̠̗͎̙̜̫ẓ͔̻͋ͬͣ͑̓̀͟p̤͎̐̋ͥ́e̻͈̦̩̞͛r̽ͮd̟̦̯̓į̩̝ͣ̑̏ͅà̲͎͍̣͇͕̇̇ͣ͑n̮̏ ̞̯͍͑̈́ͧ̽ͨ͝ḩ͕̤ͮ̎i̡̘͕ͪ̅̈́͂̉̑v̢̦̻̱̥͉̘̾́̀̈͋̆e̩̥̤͑͛ͭ̒͗̋-̦ͣ̀m̵̝̩̭̾̋̋ͫ̒̾i̯͎̦̞ͭ͞n̨̯̺̩̐̉ͫ̍d̽̈́̓̽̓ ̠͖͊̽͛̔̿͠o̲͙̖̫͖̭̎f͌̋ͨ͌̃͟ ̮̗͖̌c̝̝͕̩͇̅ḥ̝̤̩̹ȧ̟̥̟̗̥͚ͧ̕ơ͔͔̺͇̲͐s̥̤̮̾͐.̧̥̤̼̜̠̭ͯͯ ̣̙̳̙ͦ͛ͥ͗͒Ẓ̧̫͓̬͈̦̒͊ͥͦ͛̑a̖͠l̢̹̣̳̩̝͋ͤ͗ͦͣͮg͙̫̼͉͡o̷̦̥̫̘ͣ̐͋ͭͅ.̸͔̦ͧ͌̑ͮ͑ ̭͇͕͎̽ͨ̄ͣ̊
͉́̄ͬḪ̥͑̐͑̓͌ê҉̞ ̄̓̔ͭ̅҉͇͇͍̘͍̼w̭̖̮̪̬͍̻̃͊ͧͧh͙̟̫̜̖̍̚o͇ͥͨ͟ ̶̖W̼̭̰̮̰̪̊͋̓ͨͩͣͧa̫̙̪͔̱̿i̩͈ͮ̐̃̏͛t͎̀ͩ̒s͒͏ ̥͚̥̲̹̬̍̈́̂͠B̧ͫͮ̓̈ͨͫͥe̥̙̩̲͙ͭ̌h̶͈̮̮͙̪̭͆̽̀̽͑ͅi̎̋ͩͯ͂n̵̩̮̹̥͇͖͕̊͐̔͆̆̅ͮd̢̐ͭ̃ͩ̄̎̋ ̨̺̓T̑҉̳h͉̖͉̥͆̌̓ͣͬ̔͑e̎̓̃͐͢ ͎̯̼͖̟͇͎W̏ͬ̀̚͏͇͖̙̠̦̼̗ạ͈̠̮̞͉̬̅̈̐ͩ̌̾̚͘l̛͖̋̓ͮ̐l̙̽̾ͨ̇͂ͪͭ.̧̣͙̘͐ͅ
̬͈̰̥͔͔̔́͐͒̂͑ͭZ̳͇̗̻A͎͓̹͖̣̖̗̕L͙̟̰̝̩͂͊̽G̵͙̟̤͔̜̫̳͒̚O͚ͫ͛̏̈͐̚!̟̻̬̀͋̓̔ͯ͊͝

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*All credit goes to Olthar for that particular assembly.

Okay.

You have used your pony quota for the next decade.

Any further, and I will find a way for Tutu to devour a pony for each of the ponies you post in this thread.

This is not a threat. This is a promise.

Remember, Tutu recently barfed up the slop he was given for food. Do not tempt my wrath.

Also, working on post.

[Huerdae]

Your insolent ramblings must end! For your actions, five ponies will be killed! FIVE

[Xenohumanity]

Your insolent ramblings must end! For your actions, five ponies will be killed! FIVE

Don't worry, Tutukiku. There will be more than enough facilities onboard the Spinor for you to rapid-grow up five (5) or more of them from the samples that XenoTech obtained after they purchased a good chunk of the data-rights to all research done on the WA Sanctuary World that Equestria is a part of.

tl;dr: Let us make it so. With/for science. You monster.

[Huerdae]

Well here we are again
It's always such a pleasure
Remember when you tried
to kill me twice?
Oh how we laughed and laughed
Except I wasn't laughing
Under the circumstances
I've been shockingly nice

In any case, it will begin soon. AND THE PONIES SHALL PAY.

[Xenohumanity]

All dat noise

"Doctor. I have a question."
"Yes?"
"I've double-checked the procedures. There are some problems."
"Namely?"
"This is an extraction-heavy vivisection, not a dissection or even a mass biopsy. There's no anesthetic application, but no plans for termination on the table. There's even explicit instructions for the 'analytical mutilation' of the specimen's... well... uh..."
"I know that chunk you're thinking of. Go on."
"Well, I mean, for God's sake, some of the procedures look like they were written while the author was masturbating to it. I object to this procedure on ethical grounds"
"Listen. We're not in a position to question company policy. We're here to do research. I mean, you signed the ethics-nullification waivers when you joined this project. If that means growing a horse just to kill it, that's what we do. If that means we grow a talking horse just to kill it, that's what we'll do too."
"...Yes, doctor..."
"Good. Move the specimen to the surgery. We begin in 15 minutes."

[Xiscapia]

Your insolent ramblings must end! For your actions, five ponies will be killed! FIVE

tl;dr: Let us make it so. With/for science. You monster.

In any case, it will begin soon. AND THE PONIES SHALL PAY.

[Necrisis]

You know Xis, the funny thing is that demonic looking incantation-esque thing looks and reads an awful lot like a passage from the Book of The Rising - the passage of Necrian holy scripture that depicts the beginning of time and space.







Oh, and those 'wiki' articles better not have anything about death cults on earth... because... you know... that so is not a secret plot of Necrisis to cull humans into the fold as slave labor force under the guise of a protectorate...
...
...
DISTRACTION!

PONIES!

[Alversia]

You know Xis, the funny thing is that demonic looking incantation-esque thing looks and reads an awful lot like a passage from the Book of The Rising - the passage of Necrian holy scripture that depicts the beginning of time and space.







Oh, and those 'wiki' articles better not have anything about death cults on earth... because... you know... that so is not a secret plot of Necrisis to cull humans into the fold as slave labor force under the guise of a protectorate...
...
...
DISTRACTION!

PONIES!

From all this, I conclude two things.

1) Xis is the Necrisian jesus.
2) Necrisians are NS's first Brony nation!

[North Calaveras]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9 ... atjVFUipq5

[Necrisis]

...

...





NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*breaks down sobbing*

[Alversia]

...

...





NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*breaks down sobbing*

Get to building that Twilight Sparkles temple boy!

All hail Fluttershy!

[Huerdae]

Now, your ponies will die. Fear the wrath of the Ikittitl!

[Xiscapia]

You know Xis, the funny thing is that demonic looking incantation-esque thing looks and reads an awful lot like a passage from the Book of The Rising - the passage of Necrian holy scripture that depicts the beginning of time and space.

Oh, and those 'wiki' articles better not have anything about death cults on earth... because... you know... that so is not a secret plot of Necrisis to cull humans into the fold as slave labor force under the guise of a protectorate...

Lessee...Brevity code, Infinite Repeater, Fireforce, K pattern flamethrower, two-dimensional barrier, Red Room, Farghul, Sprawl, Inquisitorium dark trooper...nope, nothing in here about death cults.

Except the Cult of Xis, of course.

DISTRACTION!

PONIES!

From all this, I conclude two things.

1) Xis is the Necrisian jesus.
2) Necrisians are NS's first Brony nation!

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSC-YtXiPiiqr8g8j-57t242yG_pmAAovQK-DUv7BatjVFUipq5

Now, your ponies will die. Fear the wrath of the Ikittitl!

Fool.

[Huerdae]

Yes...yes....more ponies to kill, good thing I fabricated a whole stable...oh, that last one is low. I'll just count that as two ponies. Please, continue.

[Xiscapia]

Yes...yes....more ponies to kill, good thing I fabricated a whole stable...oh, that last one is low. I'll just count that as two ponies. Please, continue.

I just don't understand how you could resist Fluttershy's beautiful singing voice.

[Of The Arch ilands]

You know Xis, the funny thing is that demonic looking incantation-esque thing looks and reads an awful lot like a passage from the Book of The Rising - the passage of Necrian holy scripture that depicts the beginning of time and space.

You didn't have to bring up my drinking habits! YOU MONSTER! D:

For at least on turn!

[Alogachia]

Yes...yes....more ponies to kill, good thing I fabricated a whole stable...oh, that last one is low. I'll just count that as two ponies. Please, continue.

I just don't understand how you could resist Fluttershy's beautiful singing voice.

*yay*

[Xiscapia]

I just don't understand how you could resist Fluttershy's beautiful singing voice.

(Image)

*yay*

^Is this somebody's puppet, or just a random Fluttershy fan?

EDIT: Look, I actually made a post without any pony pics. Happy now, Arch?

[Huerdae]

I'm greatly pleased. I think the number of ponies I have to kill is still less than 10. I'm impressed, Xis. At this rate, Tutukiku won't have to perform a solo genocidal rampage on all the ponies in the star destroyer.

[Xiscapia]

I'm greatly pleased. I think the number of ponies I have to kill is still less than 10. I'm impressed, Xis. At this rate, Tutukiku won't have to perform a solo genocidal rampage on all the ponies in the star destroyer.

Depends on how you count them -instances of ponies posted, or the actual number of posted ponies?

[Alversia]

*yay*

^Is this somebody's puppet, or just a random Fluttershy fan?

EDIT: Look, I actually made a post without any pony pics. Happy now, Arch?

I didn't think it possible...

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL XIS?!?

[Xiscapia]

^Is this somebody's puppet, or just a random Fluttershy fan?

EDIT: Look, I actually made a post without any pony pics. Happy now, Arch?

I didn't think it possible...

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL XIS?!?

[The City Of Aurora]

I just don't understand how you could resist Fluttershy's beautiful singing voice.

Sweet jesus