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by Shinkadomayaka » Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:36 pm
Tsaraine wrote:Somewhere in Philadelphia, one school administrator has just smacked another school administrator upside the head. "Damnit, Jenkins! I told you we should just have gone with chastity belts!"
Huntertopia wrote:95% of all teens would cry if Justin Bieber was jumped and killed. 4% would laugh at his dead corpse. If you are the 1% that jumped him, copy and paste this in your sig.

by Hioloa » Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:39 pm

by Shinkadomayaka » Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:44 pm
Tsaraine wrote:Somewhere in Philadelphia, one school administrator has just smacked another school administrator upside the head. "Damnit, Jenkins! I told you we should just have gone with chastity belts!"
Huntertopia wrote:95% of all teens would cry if Justin Bieber was jumped and killed. 4% would laugh at his dead corpse. If you are the 1% that jumped him, copy and paste this in your sig.

by Hioloa » Wed Aug 05, 2009 8:45 pm
Shinkadomayaka wrote:General Xiang was shocked at how little resistance he was getting moving in to Saxony. They must be really overconfident, he thought. A soldier came up to him and said, "Sir, we are within mortar range of the Hiola capital city, what are your orders?" The general said only one word, a word he was used to by now. "Fire".

by Wutaco » Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:27 pm
Lackadaisical2 wrote:We should make one, then fuck it to see if we can interbreed.

by Shinkadomayaka » Wed Aug 05, 2009 9:42 pm
Hioloa wrote:OOC: Um..What?.
Tsaraine wrote:Somewhere in Philadelphia, one school administrator has just smacked another school administrator upside the head. "Damnit, Jenkins! I told you we should just have gone with chastity belts!"
Huntertopia wrote:95% of all teens would cry if Justin Bieber was jumped and killed. 4% would laugh at his dead corpse. If you are the 1% that jumped him, copy and paste this in your sig.

by Hioloa » Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:16 am
Wutaco wrote:Pherhaps you did not read the first letter we sent you earlier or acknowledged our threats.
OOC: page 2

by Hioloa » Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:29 am
Shinkadomayaka wrote:General Xiang was shocked at how little resistance he was getting moving in to Hiola. They must be really overconfident, he thought. A soldier came up to him and said, "Sir, we are within mortar range of the Hiola capital city, what are your orders?" The general said only one word, a word he was used to by now. "Fire".

by United States of PA » Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:32 am
Hioloa wrote:Shinkadomayaka wrote:General Xiang was shocked at how little resistance he was getting moving in to Hiola. They must be really overconfident, he thought. A soldier came up to him and said, "Sir, we are within mortar range of the Hiola capital city, what are your orders?" The general said only one word, a word he was used to by now. "Fire".
OOC: That's Godmodding, how can you just suddenly appear in Hioloa and just Bomb it?

by Hioloa » Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:36 am

by United States of PA » Thu Aug 06, 2009 5:39 am
Hioloa wrote:OOC: Yes, for some strange reasons after they invaded the Government of Hioloa left 15-45 troops surrounding it.

by Hioloa » Thu Aug 06, 2009 7:51 am

by Shinkadomayaka » Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:40 am
Tsaraine wrote:Somewhere in Philadelphia, one school administrator has just smacked another school administrator upside the head. "Damnit, Jenkins! I told you we should just have gone with chastity belts!"
Huntertopia wrote:95% of all teens would cry if Justin Bieber was jumped and killed. 4% would laugh at his dead corpse. If you are the 1% that jumped him, copy and paste this in your sig.

by Hioloa » Thu Aug 06, 2009 8:41 am
Shinkadomayaka wrote:OOC:Ok then forget it i sent my troops to Saxony theyre on their way.

by Wutaco » Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:21 pm
Lackadaisical2 wrote:We should make one, then fuck it to see if we can interbreed.

by Hioloa » Sat Aug 08, 2009 1:55 pm
Wutaco wrote:Yes, normally; we would gladly stop them, but my son Pei brought up a good point in the counicl. He suspects that this is a reanactment of one of our own battles, the Okinawa incident, and you sent spies in to send a fake radio message so you can justify gaining more land to control your over population problem.

by Wutaco » Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:59 pm
Lackadaisical2 wrote:We should make one, then fuck it to see if we can interbreed.

by Cerberii » Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:16 pm
Wutaco wrote:No, Pei was in the country for several weeks to oversee the election. A government offical, A mister Grant, was full of shame so he told Pei, mistaking him for a random civilian, that the government was either considering to extridite 5 million people or expanding. It is fitting that this convinenet announcement and invasion comes as soon as we recive this report.

by Hioloa » Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:16 pm

by Wutaco » Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:19 pm
Lackadaisical2 wrote:We should make one, then fuck it to see if we can interbreed.

by Cerberii » Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:23 pm
Wutaco wrote:Some kind of Spanish name, Julio Grant I think. Also, We would like to speak to the leader of Saxony.
OOC: To prevent God Mod claims, as this one jerk already has.

by Hioloa » Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:30 pm

by Wutaco » Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:33 pm
Lackadaisical2 wrote:We should make one, then fuck it to see if we can interbreed.

by Pandemicia » Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:35 pm
Hioloa wrote:OOC: Ok Guys no arguing, Wutaco that is kinda Godmodding (how convenient for Pei to be in Hioloa and hear about the plot). Cerberii I'm a girl.


by Hioloa » Sat Aug 08, 2009 7:41 pm
Pandemicia wrote:Hioloa wrote:OOC: Ok Guys no arguing, Wutaco that is kinda Godmodding (how convenient for Pei to be in Hioloa and hear about the plot). Cerberii I'm a girl.
OOC: You sure are lol. Bar Fight II FTW!
IC:
Message from the Office of the Emperor Galtier of Pandemicia
To: The leader of Hioloa
From: The Office of the Emperor
Dear Sir/Madam,
The Emperor of Pandemicia fully supports your cause and is willing to send aid and troops to assist you. Have a good day.
Sincerely,
Emperor Georges Galtier
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