United Broadcasts News Network [MT]
Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2011 10:53 pm
Trouble in the Tropics!
Hello and welcome to UBNN's first fully international broadcast. Thank you for tuning in to the world's newest dependable media network. Our opening story takes us to breaking news out of the Central American regions as turmoil batters two key states there. Firstly, we have the latest on the diplomatic crisis with NS Puerto Rico. As of late, the recent communist seizure of the Puerto Rican government has claimed the lives of over 2,000 suspected "enemies of the people" (pro-capitalists) in firing squads while an estimated 4,000 others have been taken to government established and run gulags. The communist crackdown on capitalist ideology is said to have affected schools and the local media as well, tracking and targeting anyone who is suspected of being a capitalist sympathizer.
Shortly after word of the crisis reached the international community's ears, Repulaean President Andrew Barr, along with several other states, issued an ultimatum to the Puerto Rican communist party declaring that all political prisoners must be set free. As of now, foreign vessels are off the Puerto Rican coast awaiting the transport of these prisoners safely, should the communists choose to comply with this unofficially declared "coalition's" strict demands. Until such demands are met however, Naval Vessels of The United Dominion of the Holy Raj have established a controversial blockade about the coastline, threatening with seizure or gunfire any vessels that resist their operation. Rajput warships have, thus far, met no resistance in this "embargo effort". Also, a Repulaean task force of 30 warships is said to be within arms reach of the Puerto Rican coastline should the situation deteriorate.
On another front, the revolution in Greater Santiago is in full swing as of tonight. With the capture of Sintunja Army Base by local communist rebels, leftist uprisings have taken the country by storm. With insurrectionist violence spreading across the whole of the tiny banana republic, the Repulaean government has become increasingly worried about the humanitarian situation there. In response, President Barr has authorized the use of a combined military/civilian task force of thirteen ships to assist in humanitarian efforts for the displaced civilian population. By executive orders, however, humanitarian aid is to only be received by non-combatants.
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