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Aquilinia
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Postby Aquilinia » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:12 am

Jbeil wrote:
Aquilinia wrote:
Just for convenience, what time zone are you in, Jbeil? I know you're a frog Frenchman, but are you in France?


Blade spoke:



And there was much rejoicing.

I'll take your Frog remark and raise you a Hun/Nazi/Emotionless German, and a Lousy/Humorless/Bad-teethed Brit.

Also, I've moved to the US recently...*JOY*
I have to work here, and live with some family members here for a while...*MORE JOY*


Heh, I love the French. Seriously. Of course, one of the reasons is that without the French, who would there be to joke about, but I actually really like them. For example, you have a lovely language (although complicated). Nevertheless, I still love to poke fun at you frogs - and Elsass-Lothringen is something Germany and France should have some serious talks about...;)
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Postby Danix Island » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:14 am

hahahahaha

It appears through telegram I already have somebody who is going to come and send troops to attack Danix

Here i was thinking I would have to have the Bladians be the bad guys, now we're going to be the saviours

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Postby Jbeil » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:14 am

Aquilinia wrote:
Jbeil wrote:I'll take your Frog remark and raise you a Hun/Nazi/Emotionless German, and a Lousy/Humorless/Bad-teethed Brit.

Also, I've moved to the US recently...*JOY*
I have to work here, and live with some family members here for a while...*MORE JOY*


Heh, I love the French. Seriously. Of course, one of the reasons is that without the French, who would there be to joke about, but I actually really like them. For example, you have a lovely language (although complicated). Nevertheless, I still love to poke fun at you frogs - and Elsass-Lothringen is something Germany and France should have some serious talks about...;)

Elsass-Lothringen ? What is that ?
OHHHH...You mean Alsace-Lorraine...OH...You got it wrong, you silly... :)
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Postby Castleclose » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:17 am

Blademasters765 wrote:Trying to think where to go next, do I launch a sudden invasion or do I continue to throw fear into the hearts of the Danix Islanders?


I say you take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Game over man, Game over.

Also on a totally unrelated topic:

Jbeil wrote:
Aquilinia wrote:
Heh, I love the French. Seriously. Of course, one of the reasons is that without the French, who would there be to joke about, but I actually really like them. For example, you have a lovely language (although complicated). Nevertheless, I still love to poke fun at you frogs - and Elsass-Lothringen is something Germany and France should have some serious talks about...;)

Elsass-Lothringen ? What is that ?
OHHHH...You mean Alsace-Lorraine...OH...You got it wrong, you silly... :)


Alsace-Lorraine. My second favourite part of France. Purely because in Strasbourg is the nicest kebab shop in the world.
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Postby Kylarnatia » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:36 am

Bladia, I've just realised - you've still got to add TWR, Jbeil and Castleclose on the list with their positions ;)
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Postby Castleclose » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:44 am

Kylarnatia wrote:Bladia, I've just realised - you've still got to add TWR, Jbeil and Castleclose on the list with their positions ;)


Shhhh. TWR Jbeil and I have a pool going on how long it takes for him to notice.
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Postby Blademasters765 » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:48 am

Castleclose wrote:
Kylarnatia wrote:Bladia, I've just realised - you've still got to add TWR, Jbeil and Castleclose on the list with their positions ;)


Shhhh. TWR Jbeil and I have a pool going on how long it takes for him to notice.

I noticed a long time ago.....I just kept getting interrupted by people whenever I went to update it
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Postby Kylarnatia » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:49 am

Castleclose wrote:
Kylarnatia wrote:Bladia, I've just realised - you've still got to add TWR, Jbeil and Castleclose on the list with their positions ;)


Shhhh. TWR Jbeil and I have a pool going on how long it takes for him to notice.


Trust me, he never will :/
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Postby Blademasters765 » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:49 am

to appease the masses

here is a GIF of justin bieber getting shot

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/biebershotp1.gif
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Mod Centre Log wrote:# Sun Aug 7 06:08:54 2011: the_most_glorious_hack examined hot_sexy_sluts

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Georgizm wrote:The Falklands are closest to Argentina, therefore Argentina should become part of the Falklands.


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Postby Kylarnatia » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:50 am

Blademasters765 wrote:to appease the masses

here is a GIF of justin bieber getting shot

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/biebershotp1.gif


Finally! :D
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Postby Blademasters765 » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:55 am

Dammit, I'll edit the list on the morning, The bloody members list is frustrating me, it also have several BBcode lines missing, yet somehow it still does what it's meant to

like it has [/floatleft] with the first part and still pushes observers to the left
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Georgizm wrote:The Falklands are closest to Argentina, therefore Argentina should become part of the Falklands.


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Postby Castleclose » Mon Apr 18, 2011 10:56 am

Kylarnatia wrote:
Blademasters765 wrote:to appease the masses

here is a GIF of justin bieber getting shot

http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/biebershotp1.gif


Finally! :D


God I loved that episode of CSI.
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Postby Aquilinia » Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:23 pm

Castleclose wrote:
Jbeil wrote:Elsass-Lothringen ? What is that ?
OHHHH...You mean Alsace-Lorraine...OH...You got it wrong, you silly... :)


Alsace-Lorraine. My second favourite part of France. Purely because in Strasbourg is the nicest kebab shop in the world.


Strasbourg? Where's that supposed to be?

Oh, you mean Straßburg!

Also, Jbeil...History says: Elsass and Lothringen were originally German, annexed by the French in 1600-something, taken back by the Germans 1871. The French took it 1918 (Bloody Treaty of Versailles...), we got it back in '40, you took it back in '45. But to be honest, there are parts of Poland for which there is no justification of being Polish (other than taking them away from Germany), so we should rather argue about them.
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Postby Jbeil » Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:51 pm

Aquilinia wrote:
Castleclose wrote:


Alsace-Lorraine. My second favourite part of France. Purely because in Strasbourg is the nicest kebab shop in the world.


Strasbourg? Where's that supposed to be?

Oh, you mean Straßburg!

Also, Jbeil...History says: Elsass and Lothringen were originally German, annexed by the French in 1600-something, taken back by the Germans 1871. The French took it 1918 (Bloody Treaty of Versailles...), we got it back in '40, you took it back in '45. But to be honest, there are parts of Poland for which there is no justification of being Polish (other than taking them away from Germany), so we should rather argue about them.

It's French...We rightfully annexed them in the 17th century...

Anyway, some areas aren't Polish, true...But...That's what you get for starting two world wars... :p
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Postby Castleclose » Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:53 pm

Jbeil wrote:
Aquilinia wrote:
Strasbourg? Where's that supposed to be?

Oh, you mean Straßburg!

Also, Jbeil...History says: Elsass and Lothringen were originally German, annexed by the French in 1600-something, taken back by the Germans 1871. The French took it 1918 (Bloody Treaty of Versailles...), we got it back in '40, you took it back in '45. But to be honest, there are parts of Poland for which there is no justification of being Polish (other than taking them away from Germany), so we should rather argue about them.

It's French...We rightfully annexed them in the 17th century...

Anyway, some areas aren't Polish, true...But...That's what you get for starting two world wars... :p


And losing one World Cup...
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Postby Jbeil » Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:55 pm

Castleclose wrote:
Jbeil wrote:It's French...We rightfully annexed them in the 17th century...

Anyway, some areas aren't Polish, true...But...That's what you get for starting two world wars... :p


And losing one World Cup...

Yes...And that too... ;)
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Postby Castleclose » Mon Apr 18, 2011 1:59 pm

Jbeil wrote:
Castleclose wrote:
And losing one World Cup...

Yes...And that too... ;)


Sorry I read the "two world wars" thing and the tune started in my head.

And France doesn't get a free pass on the international incidents front.

Napoleonic Wars anyone?
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Postby The Matthew Islands » Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:01 pm

Aquilinia wrote:Strasbourg? Where's that supposed to be?

Oh, you mean Straßburg!

Also, Jbeil...History says: Elsass and Lothringen were originally German, annexed by the French in 1600-something, taken back by the Germans 1871. The French took it 1918 (Bloody Treaty of Versailles...), we got it back in '40, you took it back in '45. But to be honest, there are parts of Poland for which there is no justification of being Polish (other than taking them away from Germany), so we should rather argue about them.

See this is why Britain rules, we never lost territory to Germans or French but were more than willing to cause problems in taking it from you and giving it to someone else 8)

Also according to wikipedia Straßburg is in Austria... :?
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Postby Castleclose » Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:03 pm

The Matthew Islands wrote:
Aquilinia wrote:Strasbourg? Where's that supposed to be?

Oh, you mean Straßburg!

Also, Jbeil...History says: Elsass and Lothringen were originally German, annexed by the French in 1600-something, taken back by the Germans 1871. The French took it 1918 (Bloody Treaty of Versailles...), we got it back in '40, you took it back in '45. But to be honest, there are parts of Poland for which there is no justification of being Polish (other than taking them away from Germany), so we should rather argue about them.

See this is why Britain rules, we never lost territory to Germans or French but were more than willing to cause problems in taking it from you and giving it to someone else 8)

Also according to wikipedia Straßburg is in Austria... :?


Germany:

*cough*Channel Islands*cough*

France:

*cough*Calais*cough*
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Postby The Matthew Islands » Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:03 pm

Castleclose wrote:
Jbeil wrote:Yes...And that too... ;)


Sorry I read the "two world wars" thing and the tune started in my head.

And France doesn't get a free pass on the international incidents front.

Napoleonic Wars anyone?

Best line I have seen in that thread, which country would you like to get rid of.

"France. They are so arrogant. You would think that 3 ass kicking's in 150 years would make them more humble!"

Made me lol...
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Postby Jbeil » Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:05 pm

Castleclose wrote:
Jbeil wrote:Yes...And that too... ;)


Sorry I read the "two world wars" thing and the tune started in my head.

And France doesn't get a free pass on the international incidents front.

Napoleonic Wars anyone?

Pfft...A war that changed European history for the better can hardly compare to the Nazis...
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Postby Jbeil » Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:06 pm

The Matthew Islands wrote:
Castleclose wrote:
Sorry I read the "two world wars" thing and the tune started in my head.

And France doesn't get a free pass on the international incidents front.

Napoleonic Wars anyone?

Best line I have seen in that thread, which country would you like to get rid of.

"France. They are so arrogant. You would think that 3 ass kicking's in 150 years would make them more humble!"

Made me lol...

What ?
Who said that ?
>:(

Besides...What three ?
The Franco-Prussian War, WWII and what else ?
Don't say WWI...Only Americans believe we were losing WWI.
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Postby The Matthew Islands » Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:10 pm

Castleclose wrote:Germany:

*cough*Channel Islands*cough*

France:

*cough*Calais*cough*

The Channel Islands were given up rather wilfully as it was almost impossible for us to defend it. Plus they aren't technically part of Britain. They are like half independent. Its all very Technical, similar to Gibraltar. That is like half independent so the EU doesn't wrongfully demand we give it to Spain.

Calais is fair enough I suppose. It was attacked after fortifications around the city began to decay due to cost and they won it fair and square.
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Postby Celis » Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:12 pm

The French were losing World War One. xD
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Postby The Matthew Islands » Mon Apr 18, 2011 2:14 pm

Jbeil wrote:Don't say WWI...Only Americans believe we were losing WWI.

O RLY?

The fact that 6 million highly trained troops, better German tactics and the Germans managing to drop shells on Paris while the allies retreated doesn't mean that we nearly lost?
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