Kittens!

[Trotterdam]

Kittens!

The secret to this game is kittens.

I don't just mean that kittens are the best good (though they are). I mean that I played this game like a kitten.

That is, I hide in the shadows, ambush weak prey and ruthlessly tear them to shreds before they can react, and then retreat back to the shadows before bigger predators notice me.

Using this, I have managed to get second place in the world for most kittens stashed, at 1255 boxes.

I want to emphasize that I did not use any bots/scripts whatsoever to do so. It was 100% manual. I also did it almost entirely by myself (there was one other nation in my region, Free Stalliongrad, that helped out a little bit, and I think two other nations that stashed exactly one good each, and I shipped a measly five crates of inspector uniforms over from a puppet at the very beginning of the event, but it was 99% Trotterdam).

All it took is a combination of clever tactics, a sociopathic disregard for other players' feelings, and going an unhealthy amount of time without sleep.

This does mean that I am personally responsible for a large number of players declaring this game to be no fun at all, but that's kittens for you.

The good news is: our new kitten petting zoo is now open for interregional tourists! Admission prices are very reasonable! If I stole from you, you get a 20% discount!

[Strike]

There is no I in Team

[Trotterdam]

There is no I in Team

You forgot to double-post this with your half-dozen puppets, Turoki/Turoki Isle/Lopinka/Alikki-Corra/Lonngeylin/Islander/Vilita/etc.

All of which, incidentally, have an I in their name.

[Strike]

It was a regional game. Just because you carried your weight for your region doesnt mean you should come on here bragging or complaining about what they did or did not contribute to your victory.

Though, I will point out, the more clever come back would have been the fact that there is an "I" in region.

[Catalonia 2070 RP]

So it's you who stole all six of my kittens.

[Devi]

I want to emphasize that I did not use any bots/scripts whatsoever to do so.

i'd be concerned if someone were botting the minigame- the usual site rules of one click per action still apply
that said; super impressive personal achievement, there. congrats on the ranking ^^

[Minoa]

…an unhealthy amount of time without sleep.

Snipped for relevance.

That was the exactly same thing I did with the 2014 Z-Day event. Now I do this nearly every day thanks to RL.