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Ever-Wandering Souls
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Suspicious United Smuggling: At Least We Stole The Show

Postby Ever-Wandering Souls » Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:24 pm

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Suspicious United Smuggling: A Kinder Way To Do Business


Welcome to the lobby of S.U.S. - please pardon the dust, we're still putting the finishing touches on our new warehouse and office space. Our investing partners are excited to open a new branch, however, and will be with you shortly!

Suspicious United Smuggling: Why yes, we import "eggs," who's asking?
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The Alicorns (Equestria) wrote:Let them stay, no need to badmouth them...From our view a bunch of nations just came in, seized the delegate position, and changed a few superficial things...we play NationStates differently...there's really no reason for us to be butthurt.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8944227
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8951258

Misley wrote:
Hobbesistan wrote:Don't think I understand the question.
The color or what?..

Jesus, Hobbes, it's 2015. You can't just call someone "the color".

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Lucklife
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Postby Lucklife » Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:26 pm

Please direct all complaints about our products to our customer service department, manned by souls.
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Venico
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Venico » Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:28 pm

Gosh this is going to be exhausting huh?
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Postby Ever-Wandering Souls » Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:31 pm

Lucklife wrote:Please direct all complaints about our products to our customer service department, manned by souls.


That's C.E.O. Souls to you, middle manager!

Suspicious United Smuggling: We Understand Contraband!
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TG me anytime; I'm always happy to talk about anything!

The Alicorns (Equestria) wrote:Let them stay, no need to badmouth them...From our view a bunch of nations just came in, seized the delegate position, and changed a few superficial things...we play NationStates differently...there's really no reason for us to be butthurt.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8944227
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8951258

Misley wrote:
Hobbesistan wrote:Don't think I understand the question.
The color or what?..

Jesus, Hobbes, it's 2015. You can't just call someone "the color".

Reploid Productions wrote:Raiders are endlessly creative

How Do I Telegram API?

Omnis delenda est.

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Tigamore
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Postby Tigamore » Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:32 pm

how intruiging
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United Calanworie
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Postby United Calanworie » Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:39 pm

I'm excited for our perfectly legitimate business to do legitimate business things.
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Postby Cretox State » Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:46 pm

“We treat your shipment like it’s ours!”

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Reventus Koth
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Postby Reventus Koth » Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:48 pm

You think we'll be getting hazard pay for this?
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Postby Thorn1000 » Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:49 pm

Reventus Koth wrote:You think we'll be getting hazard pay for this?

No. There are no hazards. Back to reeducation for you. Thinking it’s “hazardous” to work here
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Panagouge » Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:56 pm

S.U.S., the best smuggling business around there is!
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Venico
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Venico » Thu Mar 31, 2022 7:48 pm

Worst work environment since...work
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Postby Ever-Wandering Souls » Fri Apr 01, 2022 12:19 am

Suspicious United Smuggling: We Even Stole The Leaderboard!

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Shocking the world, S.U.S. has become the #1 importer of all goods worldwide! Despite a global shortage of shipping containers, uniforms, labels, and....kittens? Our dockhands have put in the elbow grease and kept NationStates' logistics working. We're glad that the world has trusted us to inspect and stash your goods!
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TG me anytime; I'm always happy to talk about anything!

The Alicorns (Equestria) wrote:Let them stay, no need to badmouth them...From our view a bunch of nations just came in, seized the delegate position, and changed a few superficial things...we play NationStates differently...there's really no reason for us to be butthurt.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8944227
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8951258

Misley wrote:
Hobbesistan wrote:Don't think I understand the question.
The color or what?..

Jesus, Hobbes, it's 2015. You can't just call someone "the color".

Reploid Productions wrote:Raiders are endlessly creative

How Do I Telegram API?

Omnis delenda est.

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Klaus Devestatorie
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Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Klaus Devestatorie » Fri Apr 01, 2022 12:22 am

This is just one great big billboard for the dangers of neoliberalism.
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Nadia-Greisburg
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Postby Nadia-Greisburg » Fri Apr 01, 2022 12:30 am

It seems like this is the only group actually making an effort to play.

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Dakota
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Right-wing Utopia

Postby Dakota » Fri Apr 01, 2022 12:32 am

The fact the mods didn't have meth as good to steal and stash is a failure on the mods part, I wish for the day where suspicious can be meth capital of the world.

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Postby Arpasia » Fri Apr 01, 2022 12:34 am

I urge you to stop stealing my goods, or lay a finger on them.
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Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

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Postby Ever-Wandering Souls » Fri Apr 01, 2022 1:29 am

Arpasia wrote:I urge you to stop stealing my goods, or lay a finger on them.


I pick the latter.
Proud Raider; General of The Black Hawks, Ret.
TG me anytime; I'm always happy to talk about anything!

The Alicorns (Equestria) wrote:Let them stay, no need to badmouth them...From our view a bunch of nations just came in, seized the delegate position, and changed a few superficial things...we play NationStates differently...there's really no reason for us to be butthurt.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8944227
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8951258

Misley wrote:
Hobbesistan wrote:Don't think I understand the question.
The color or what?..

Jesus, Hobbes, it's 2015. You can't just call someone "the color".

Reploid Productions wrote:Raiders are endlessly creative

How Do I Telegram API?

Omnis delenda est.

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Arpasia
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Postby Arpasia » Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:18 am

Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:
Arpasia wrote:I urge you to stop stealing my goods, or lay a finger on them.


I pick the latter.

How heartless.
Ek Sê!, A Nation on Eastern Altropia, basically an Alternate Universe France.
NS Stats executed by M67 Rifle.
Le temps de Philippeaux: OrbOb satellite captures S.S Jiangxiao moored on pirate-controlled Nasrah coast. | Black Coast government fully transitions into military dictatorship virtually overnight. | 5.7 magnitude earthquake rocks western Norteagua and Cortina. | Arpasian ambassador to Sufistan disappears after going inside People's Council building.
Since those people have anime girls and whatnot on their flags, I decide to use him in my flag, and also, this is not Henry on my flag, it's Konrad and a marine.

Likes: Quailty Posts, F7, GE&T, Henry Stickmin, S-61R, UH-60.
Dislikes: Summies, Adbots, Slaver Nations, One-liners.

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Postby Ever-Wandering Souls » Fri Apr 01, 2022 2:27 am

Arpasia wrote:
Ever-Wandering Souls wrote:
I pick the latter.

How heartless.


I don't see "hearts" on the leader board, but I'd gladly steal those too!
Proud Raider; General of The Black Hawks, Ret.
TG me anytime; I'm always happy to talk about anything!

The Alicorns (Equestria) wrote:Let them stay, no need to badmouth them...From our view a bunch of nations just came in, seized the delegate position, and changed a few superficial things...we play NationStates differently...there's really no reason for us to be butthurt.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8944227
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8951258

Misley wrote:
Hobbesistan wrote:Don't think I understand the question.
The color or what?..

Jesus, Hobbes, it's 2015. You can't just call someone "the color".

Reploid Productions wrote:Raiders are endlessly creative

How Do I Telegram API?

Omnis delenda est.

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Yaak
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Yaak » Fri Apr 01, 2022 8:04 am

Dude.

Not cool.
Taiwan is a country, Tiananmen Square Protests happened, and free Tibet.

Ukraine is not Russia, and it will never be.

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Postby Ever-Wandering Souls » Fri Apr 01, 2022 8:07 am

Suspicious United Smuggling: Forging Records? No, Setting Them!


Suspicious, NationStates, April 1, 2022 [Newswire] Suspucious United Smuggling (NSSE: SUS) - Trading continued into the second day, as S.U.S. maintains the #1 global spot in all trade commodities. S.U.S. set new records today, breaching 1000 stashed gold - the first of any region to do so for any resource! In the near future we will also breach 10,000 total resources stashed across the 12 major trade categories. To celebrate this milestones, S.U.S. has recognized the homelands of our Employees of The Month:

Caer Sidi
Karma
Osiris
Sildoria (and one infinitely based Warden)
The Black Hawks
The Brotherhood of Malice
The Gay Agenda
The Shadows
...And special thanks to Sunset Shimmer!
Also special recognition to Cretox State, funneler of unwanted goods into our coffers in a mutually beneficial under-the-table business arrangement!
(I feel like I missed someone but someone will yell at me if I did)


CEO Souls announced in a speech to the warehouse floor: "Dockhands and Managers, your work is invaluable, and you will all receive double pay for the next week! It is your sweat and overtime that has allowed us to become the world leader in illicitly stashed and stolen goods, despite all efforts at international border control. You may also spend an extra 15 minutes today in the Kitten room."
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Proud Raider; General of The Black Hawks, Ret.
TG me anytime; I'm always happy to talk about anything!

The Alicorns (Equestria) wrote:Let them stay, no need to badmouth them...From our view a bunch of nations just came in, seized the delegate position, and changed a few superficial things...we play NationStates differently...there's really no reason for us to be butthurt.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8944227
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8951258

Misley wrote:
Hobbesistan wrote:Don't think I understand the question.
The color or what?..

Jesus, Hobbes, it's 2015. You can't just call someone "the color".

Reploid Productions wrote:Raiders are endlessly creative

How Do I Telegram API?

Omnis delenda est.

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Federation of the Resentine Kingdom
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Founded: Mar 10, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby Federation of the Resentine Kingdom » Fri Apr 01, 2022 8:42 am

Listen I was a bit upset about only double pay, but the extra 15 mins in the Kitten room makes up for it.
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Ever-Wandering Souls
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Ever-Wandering Souls » Fri Apr 01, 2022 8:47 am

Suspicious, NationStates, April 1, 2022 [Newswire] Suspucious United Smuggling (NSSE: SUS) - S.U.S. Officially Stashes Over 10,000 Items!

Suspicious United Smuggling: Storage You Can Trust (Pinky Promise)
Proud Raider; General of The Black Hawks, Ret.
TG me anytime; I'm always happy to talk about anything!

The Alicorns (Equestria) wrote:Let them stay, no need to badmouth them...From our view a bunch of nations just came in, seized the delegate position, and changed a few superficial things...we play NationStates differently...there's really no reason for us to be butthurt.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8944227
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8951258

Misley wrote:
Hobbesistan wrote:Don't think I understand the question.
The color or what?..

Jesus, Hobbes, it's 2015. You can't just call someone "the color".

Reploid Productions wrote:Raiders are endlessly creative

How Do I Telegram API?

Omnis delenda est.

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HIVE KNIGHT
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Ex-Nation

Postby HIVE KNIGHT » Fri Apr 01, 2022 11:16 am

Federation of the Resentine Kingdom wrote:Listen I was a bit upset about only double pay, but the extra 15 mins in the Kitten room makes up for it.

wait, you're getting paid? i was lured in on promises of bullion and all i've gotten was a 50% discount coupon on tape and uniforms. a gal's gotta feed herself somehow :(

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Ever-Wandering Souls
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Postby Ever-Wandering Souls » Fri Apr 01, 2022 10:04 pm

WANTED: Additional Cargo Space!


To the ceiling. In the microwave. In your desk chair. Blocking your car. In the bathroom. In the walkways. In the catwalks. In the lobby and EVEN in the kitten room. It's not meth: it's our cargo!

With over 1,000 of every single good, S.U.S. is running out of places to put our booty. If you have any leads on sufficiently Suspicious storage space for lease, let us know!

Suspicious United Smuggling: Where Houses?
Proud Raider; General of The Black Hawks, Ret.
TG me anytime; I'm always happy to talk about anything!

The Alicorns (Equestria) wrote:Let them stay, no need to badmouth them...From our view a bunch of nations just came in, seized the delegate position, and changed a few superficial things...we play NationStates differently...there's really no reason for us to be butthurt.
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8944227
http://www.nationstates.net/page=rmb/postid=8951258

Misley wrote:
Hobbesistan wrote:Don't think I understand the question.
The color or what?..

Jesus, Hobbes, it's 2015. You can't just call someone "the color".

Reploid Productions wrote:Raiders are endlessly creative

How Do I Telegram API?

Omnis delenda est.

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