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The Inaugural Global Trade Fair

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The Inaugural Global Trade Fair

Postby Reploid Productions » Thu Mar 31, 2022 12:49 pm

Let's come together in the name of good old-fashioned commerce and get ready for all the wheeling and dealing of the Inaugural Global Trade Fair! Come together in the spirit of classic commercial consumerism. I'm sure those inspections and such won't be that big a deal, we're all just here to engage in perfectly normal commerce among nations!

I am absolutely certain there won't be any problems or trade wars to interrupt the clean, honest fun!
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Postby Tinhampton » Thu Mar 31, 2022 12:54 pm

They don't inspect our cards. Why are they inspecting the shiny things we're going to pick up a few hours after we get them?
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Postby The Universe World » Thu Mar 31, 2022 1:23 pm

This is the best April 1st event since 2019!
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Postby Rick Perry » Thu Mar 31, 2022 1:27 pm

What are we trading?
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Postby Huron League » Thu Mar 31, 2022 1:28 pm

How and where are we trading, there has been little to no information about anything, really.
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Postby The Universe World » Thu Mar 31, 2022 1:30 pm

Huron League wrote:How and where are we trading, there has been little to no information about anything, really.

This is better than them giving us too much info and taking all the mystery and most of the excitement out of it.
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Postby Huron League » Thu Mar 31, 2022 1:30 pm

The Universe World wrote:
Huron League wrote:How and where are we trading, there has been little to no information about anything, really.

This is better than them giving us too much info and taking all the mystery and most of the excitement out of it.

Well, I'd like to there be at least a happy medium of sorts.
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Postby Narvatus » Thu Mar 31, 2022 1:30 pm

We will be trading not goods or services, but the hopes and dreams of a brighter future.
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Rick Perry
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Postby Rick Perry » Thu Mar 31, 2022 1:32 pm

This better not be a card trading event. I'll sue if it is.
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Postby Hulldom » Thu Mar 31, 2022 1:40 pm

Keep your hands off my...Hulldoms! I paid a lot to make them as valuable as they are! :p
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Postby Soylent Megacorp » Thu Mar 31, 2022 1:43 pm

Soylent Megacorp© is pleased to hear the wide embrace of global trade and unfettered capitalism. We assure all members of the public that no inspection conducted by the Global Trade Fair could ever hope meet the high standards to which we hold ourselves and the quality of our products. To celebrate this occasion we are announcing the release of our new Soylent Gold™ and Soylent Rainbow™ product lines. Taste progress. Taste the future. Taste Soylent™.
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Postby Ambrossa » Thu Mar 31, 2022 2:05 pm

I'm so excited. This is my first NS event, let alone APRIL FOOLS!
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Postby Free Terra » Thu Mar 31, 2022 2:12 pm

This can only go well.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu Mar 31, 2022 3:33 pm

Time to trade wool.

I feel like I'm in a settlers of Catan game.
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Postby Sheepy Hollow » Thu Mar 31, 2022 3:40 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:Time to trade wool.

I feel like I'm in a settlers of Catan game.

I will trade you my sheep for your sheep.
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Postby South Raidland » Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:02 pm

Hopefully ive done enough to make my new card a rare one (Assuming they are going to add the third season)
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Postby Dogecoinlando » Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:09 pm

I'm starving for new cards content..
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Postby Wrapper » Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:27 pm

Rick Perry wrote:What are we trading?

I have plenty of chewing gum, including some unusual flavors.
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Postby Wapistan » Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:29 pm

Can i trade NFTs? Gotta find a way to keep my bank account in the green
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Postby Cruzes Unidas de Frioborsarmarto » Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:33 pm

Wrapper wrote:
Rick Perry wrote:What are we trading?

I have plenty of chewing gum, including some unusual flavors.

I offer money for your chewing gums, including the unusual flavored ones.
Which flavors do you have ?

But if you don't accept my money, I can offer something else to chew, like carrots!
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Postby Tigamore » Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:35 pm

Gotta change my flag in hopes of people putting it into a collection
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Postby Luziyca » Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:47 pm

I have no idea what is going on but I'm hoping this will be the best April Fool's event since 2011.
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Postby The Allied Tribe » Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:49 pm

Here's to hoping this is a good April Fool's event.
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Postby Cerata » Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:51 pm

The Allied Tribe wrote:Here's to hoping this is a good April Fool's event.

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Postby Ambrossa » Thu Mar 31, 2022 4:54 pm

FIVE MINUTES
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