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Ransium
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Democratic Socialists

Selling Myself for auction

Postby Ransium » Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:29 pm

I am a game moderator, IE, issue author (16 issue), WA GA and SC author, commended nation, and long time delegate of Forest. Unfortunately, I do not come cheap! I’m willing to consider bids as low as $30 (I will evaluate other offers before making a decision) with a buy now of $40.
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Commended by SC 236,
WA Delegate of Forest from March 20th, 2007 to August 19, 2020.
Author of WA Resolutions: SC 221, SC 224, SC 233, SC 243, SC 265, GA 403, GA 439, GA 445,GA 463,GA 465,
Issues Editor since January 20th, 2017 with some down time.
Author of 27 issues. First editor of 44.
Moderator since November 10th 2017 with some down time.
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Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-
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Ex-Nation

Postby Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated- » Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:30 pm

I'll give you some lint and a phat loogey.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
A division of Earth Industries, LLC
List of backstories|List of jingles|List of Inators
Doofenshmirtz Evil News Agency! 
Doof spreads ambitions from the ENITRE TRI-STATE AREA! to F7 | Doof declares support for Trans rights | Doof to guest star on Chill Beats Radio to discuss new Inator | OWCA agent "P" foils Doof again, "Curse you..!" says Doof.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Jingle -Inator and Quote!
Jingle: Doofenshmirtz! | Inator: Blow-Itself-Up-Inator! |Quote: "To prevent them from discovering his hidden lair and all its secrets, would I please SET FIRE TO THE SUN! I was like, dude, you really got to let that one go, it's a ball of fire! It makes no sense."
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Valrifell
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Postby Valrifell » Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:31 pm

How about you just give it to me because I'm so darn charismatic?
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Uinted Communist of Africa
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Liberal Democratic Socialists

Postby Uinted Communist of Africa » Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:32 pm

The title of this thread was very misleading.....
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[_★_] copy and paste. Join the revolution!!!! Stats are for the mentally advanced...change my mind.
( -_- ) My nation does support my political views...deal with it.

"We do not want a single foot of foreign territory; but of our territory we shall not surrender a single inch to anyone." - Joseph Stalin, 1930
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Ransium
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Postby Ransium » Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:32 pm

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated- wrote:I'll give you some lint and a phat loogey.


What color is the lint?

Commended by SC 236,
WA Delegate of Forest from March 20th, 2007 to August 19, 2020.
Author of WA Resolutions: SC 221, SC 224, SC 233, SC 243, SC 265, GA 403, GA 439, GA 445,GA 463,GA 465,
Issues Editor since January 20th, 2017 with some down time.
Author of 27 issues. First editor of 44.
Moderator since November 10th 2017 with some down time.
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Jessica
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Jessica » Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:33 pm

2 tupelopes
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Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated-
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Postby Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated- » Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:35 pm

Ransium wrote:
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated- wrote:I'll give you some lint and a phat loogey.


What color is the lint?

A kinda weird purplish-brown color. It stinks, but just a little.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!
A division of Earth Industries, LLC
List of backstories|List of jingles|List of Inators
Doofenshmirtz Evil News Agency! 
Doof spreads ambitions from the ENITRE TRI-STATE AREA! to F7 | Doof declares support for Trans rights | Doof to guest star on Chill Beats Radio to discuss new Inator | OWCA agent "P" foils Doof again, "Curse you..!" says Doof.
Doofenshmirtz Evil Jingle -Inator and Quote!
Jingle: Doofenshmirtz! | Inator: Blow-Itself-Up-Inator! |Quote: "To prevent them from discovering his hidden lair and all its secrets, would I please SET FIRE TO THE SUN! I was like, dude, you really got to let that one go, it's a ball of fire! It makes no sense."
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Ransium
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Ransium » Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:37 pm

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated- wrote:
Ransium wrote:
What color is the lint?

A kinda weird purplish-brown color. It stinks, but just a little.


After careful consideration, I must respectfully decline your offer.

Commended by SC 236,
WA Delegate of Forest from March 20th, 2007 to August 19, 2020.
Author of WA Resolutions: SC 221, SC 224, SC 233, SC 243, SC 265, GA 403, GA 439, GA 445,GA 463,GA 465,
Issues Editor since January 20th, 2017 with some down time.
Author of 27 issues. First editor of 44.
Moderator since November 10th 2017 with some down time.
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Valrifell
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Postby Valrifell » Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:38 pm

I'll trade you a really shiny nickel I just found.
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ROM
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Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby ROM » Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:38 pm

I just put up an offer for 17
Author of SC Resolution #186 Commend Travelling Region
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The Liamese Empire
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Liamese Empire » Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:39 pm

I'll give you a Canadian penny... they aren't in production anymore so that must mean something.
The Liamese Empire is a Conservative, Imperialist, Celtic nation with a large Christian population.

P.S. The symbol on my flag is not the triforce, It is supposed to be a symbol of the trinity, the star in the middle represents the Empire.

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Timingot
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Ex-Nation

Postby Timingot » Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:41 pm

Oh yeah? what about my canadian penny from 1917?

Don't mind me, Just wasting my time.
Once a Federation, now taken over by a Fascist Dictatorship, Timingot still stands.

Note: This nation Doesn't represent my political views.
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Ransium
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Ransium » Mon Apr 02, 2018 3:48 pm

Rom wrote:I just put up an offer for 17

Congrats! Enjoy me! I’m pretty awesome if a bit conceited.

Commended by SC 236,
WA Delegate of Forest from March 20th, 2007 to August 19, 2020.
Author of WA Resolutions: SC 221, SC 224, SC 233, SC 243, SC 265, GA 403, GA 439, GA 445,GA 463,GA 465,
Issues Editor since January 20th, 2017 with some down time.
Author of 27 issues. First editor of 44.
Moderator since November 10th 2017 with some down time.
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Ransium
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Ransium » Wed Apr 04, 2018 4:23 pm

I’m again auctioning myself opening bid is 30 buy now is 40.

Commended by SC 236,
WA Delegate of Forest from March 20th, 2007 to August 19, 2020.
Author of WA Resolutions: SC 221, SC 224, SC 233, SC 243, SC 265, GA 403, GA 439, GA 445,GA 463,GA 465,
Issues Editor since January 20th, 2017 with some down time.
Author of 27 issues. First editor of 44.
Moderator since November 10th 2017 with some down time.
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Wrapper
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Wrapper » Thu Apr 05, 2018 5:25 am

I would, but I already have you, and one of you is quite enough already, thank you.
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Ardrentt
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Ex-Nation

Postby Ardrentt » Thu Apr 05, 2018 5:28 am

Ransium wrote:I’m again auctioning myself opening bid is 30 buy now is 40.

Can I buy a tenth of you at least?
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Pandect
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Pandect » Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:18 am

So... you essentially held yourself for Ransium?
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Valrifell
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Ex-Nation

Postby Valrifell » Thu Apr 05, 2018 8:21 am

Pandect wrote:So... you essentially held yourself for Ransium?


I'm not mad, just disappointed I didn't think of this pun first.
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