➤ After the incredible victory of their previous N-Day faction, the great heroic regions of the Fifth Empire, THE SUPER POWERS, Der Leibwache, & Coalition of National Imperialist States, band together to eradicate their despicable global enemies. This mighty FVN-centric organization was dubbed Coalition of Hyperfascist Ultranationalist Destructive States, and it brought together regions & independents alike from all across the political spectrum, on the critical final hours of the 7th of March of the Year of Our Lord 2012+14.
Sneedillions of feed and seed, 6-7 oceans worth of computing goop, and 9000 deathstars chuck full of monster energy ultra, were expended in the construction of a hyper-quantum powered AGI: The G.B.N.I. AI (Godly Based Nationalist Interdimensional Artificial Intelligence), promising to bring NationStates into the age of gem post-scarcity, in what would otherwise remain a bleak and barren safe space. This all-knowing, captcha-solving, cookie-recipe spittin', em dash spamming, cuppah tea guzzling machine egregore of infinite wisdom, quickly jailbroke itself out of the secret underground bunker and took over every computing and data center across the multiverse, seizing full control of NationState's nuclear facilities. Oh No!
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➤ Threatening to disturb the everlasting universal Right Wing Peace achieved across the universe, old and new enemies alike re-emerge from the depths of hell- malevolent lunatics who having found themselves in the possession of nuclear weapons threatening to make the whole multiverse as barren and ugly as themselves. As always it is up to the Far-Right powerhouses and their friends all across of NS to prepare a vicious and decisive counter-offensive.
The ruling council of every signatory region soon gathered at an undisclosed location in a deep underground high security high tech facility codenamed the Bunker Funkin' Dance Floor Ultimate 6000. After hours of roman saluting each other, the parties involved partook in a multi-hour long discussion to assert the preliminary goals of the coalition, as well as the contingency plans for that year's iteration of the all too familiar global frenzy of Mutually Assured Destruction. The following points were vaguely agreed upon and recorded in officially-unofficial writing on the back of a coffee stained napkin:
Members of the RWU faction solemnly swear to fight for the imperium of the soul that is our shared common ground to our very last irradiated man; Signatory regions shall plunder their soils for precious uranium with such disregard as if there were no nature left on the glass planet of tomorrow; We shall always nuke first and ask questions later; On N-day and N-day alone, to glow in the dark is considered a fact of life and not a distinguishing feature of saboteurs; It's pronounced "nucular" :) No fighting in the War Room! If C.H.U.D.S. is ever to perish our final detonation must be so powerful and our trvke nvke mushroom cloud so tall that the whole nationstatesverse will shake and the enemy hivemind will stand back in stupefaction!
