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Postby United Cats Divided » Sun Sep 29, 2024 4:28 pm

Faralried wrote:
Dilber wrote:

quitters don't count in the scoreboard

tell that to the scoreboard


I dunno. My KHAN said it's true. The scoreboard cant be trusted. Its not very neighborly.
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New Domais
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Postby New Domais » Sun Sep 29, 2024 4:33 pm

Ostrovskiy wrote:
Xoriet wrote:You think you win accolades because you ran away from conflict? At the same moment you and yours were fleeing with your tails between your legs from the prospect of losing score, ANAL was facing 500k nukes from HotA. Sure, their leaderboard placing wasn’t great. But really, you want to congratulate yourselves on refusing to stand your ground and show your pride? It almost sounds like you never thought you could do better than this and so you did what you could to not show everyone what your real capabilities are in the face of danger. Everyone else was willing to fight to the end. Why are you on the same level when you didn’t?

you know, you're one of the few ns players who i dont immediately laugh at when the words "show your pride" come out of their mouth so ill just say that any strategy is valid as long as its irl legal and follows site rules, and complaining after you won is the epitomy of bad sportsmanship

Not every "valid strategy" is a good strategy.

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Postby Garbelia » Sun Sep 29, 2024 4:35 pm

Let's not stoop to "sportsmanship" bickering shall we? Our excellent early work guaranteed at least 30-40k score even with max rads (still enough for 3rd), and faced with the robotic organisation of a megafaction twice our size we landed enough hits and held out for long enough to retreat with dignity in the face of all the usual adversity. Against the shameless alliance, we held a well deserved and hard fought 3rd place, guaranteed whether we gracefully floated away (do Jellyfish float?(i mean obviously they do but is that the correct term for the particular movement technique)) or let ourselves be farmed like all the others.

It's been a good one JEFF,
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Faralried
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Faralried » Sun Sep 29, 2024 4:35 pm

Tim-Opolis wrote:My only regret from this event is that scoreboard slot for JEFF is the most undeserved spot on the scoreboard I've ever seen.

It's a a Make-A-Wish 3rd Place, that. Cowardice should not be rewarded, especially not cowardice in the face of a poor strategy blowing up in ones' face.

If thats your only regret I imagine you'll sleep just fine :p
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Postby Total Drama 2 » Sun Sep 29, 2024 4:37 pm

Garbelia wrote:Let's not stoop to "sportsmanship" bickering shall we? Our excellent early work guaranteed at least 30-40k score even with max rads (still enough for 3rd), and faced with the robotic organisation of a megafaction twice our size we landed enough hits and held out for long enough to retreat with dignity in the face of all the usual adversity. Against the shameless alliance, we held a well deserved and hard fought 3rd place, guaranteed whether we gracefully floated away (do Jellyfish float?(i mean obviously they do but is that the correct term for the particular movement technique)) or let ourselves be farmed like all the others.

It's been a good one JEFF,
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When your faction leadership turned out to completely inept and bunch of cowards, you don't exactly deserved 3rd place.
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Postby Jewish Partisan Division » Sun Sep 29, 2024 4:39 pm

Total Drama 2 wrote:
Garbelia wrote:Let's not stoop to "sportsmanship" bickering shall we? Our excellent early work guaranteed at least 30-40k score even with max rads (still enough for 3rd), and faced with the robotic organisation of a megafaction twice our size we landed enough hits and held out for long enough to retreat with dignity in the face of all the usual adversity. Against the shameless alliance, we held a well deserved and hard fought 3rd place, guaranteed whether we gracefully floated away (do Jellyfish float?(i mean obviously they do but is that the correct term for the particular movement technique)) or let ourselves be farmed like all the others.

It's been a good one JEFF,
BLUB BLUB

When your faction leadership turned out to completely inept and bunch of cowards, you don't exactly deserved 3rd place.

in their defense its hard to believe what the horsemen are capable of until you see it for yourselves.
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Postby Timlandian Federation » Sun Sep 29, 2024 4:39 pm

GG, I saw you guys attack my faction so next N-day, I'll be prepared, I'll take JEFF on next N-day (Well, more like I'll try to take on JEFF). I also saw you guys made top 5 so congrats!
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Souverain Revachol
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Postby Souverain Revachol » Sun Sep 29, 2024 4:40 pm

The edgy tryhard factions with cheeto stained fingers on their puppet controls are accusing us of incompetency, how sad
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Faralried
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Postby Faralried » Sun Sep 29, 2024 4:41 pm

Timlandian Federation wrote:GG, I saw you guys attack my faction so next N-day, I'll be prepared, I'll take JEFF on next N-day (Well, more like I'll try to take on JEFF). I also saw you guys made top 5 so congrats!

Can confirm we only really every had fire orders at HOTA and KHAN. If rogues attack you then apologies, that wasnt us lol.
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Postby Timlandian Federation » Sun Sep 29, 2024 4:45 pm

Faralried wrote:
Timlandian Federation wrote:GG, I saw you guys attack my faction so next N-day, I'll be prepared, I'll take JEFF on next N-day (Well, more like I'll try to take on JEFF). I also saw you guys made top 5 so congrats!

Can confirm we only really every had fire orders at HOTA and KHAN. If rogues attack you then apologies, that wasnt us lol.

Oh ok, some of the nations I know like Daphomir were the ones attacking me so it's all right. Hopefully next N-day JEFF won't have any rogues attacking me because if they do I'll nuke them. (Or try to, knowing large factions if they see a small faction attack on of their members they'll defend the member then send 5,000 nukes on the nation who attacked) So uh, excluding JEFF rogues who attack me I won't attack you guys. Slight misunderstanding with the rogues so I apologize for the "JEFF attacked me so prepare to die next N-day!" thing in the other post.
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Postby Total Drama 2 » Sun Sep 29, 2024 4:53 pm

Jewish Partisan Division wrote:
Total Drama 2 wrote:When your faction leadership turned out to completely inept and bunch of cowards, you don't exactly deserved 3rd place.

in their defense its hard to believe what the horsemen are capable of until you see it for yourselves.

IMO, if megafactions just retreat in battle instead of facing off other megafactions, they're certified cowards in my books.
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Postby Souverain Revachol » Sun Sep 29, 2024 4:57 pm

Total Drama 2 wrote:
Jewish Partisan Division wrote:in their defense its hard to believe what the horsemen are capable of until you see it for yourselves.

IMO, if megafactions just retreat in battle instead of facing off other megafactions, they're certified cowards in my books.

It's easy to claim we were "even" as megafactions until you realize HOTA still had double the manpower and double the productivity :eyebrow:
Fighting someone like that on their terms is stupidity not bravery
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Postby Total Drama 2 » Sun Sep 29, 2024 5:06 pm

Souverain Revachol wrote:
Total Drama 2 wrote:IMO, if megafactions just retreat in battle instead of facing off other megafactions, they're certified cowards in my books.

It's easy to claim we were "even" as megafactions until you realize HOTA still had double the manpower and double the productivity :eyebrow:
Fighting someone like that on their terms is stupidity not bravery

My point is that JEFF leaders went on a "tactical retreat" when in reality, they just wanted to maintain their 3rd place and let everyone else to die to avoid fighting the big dogs.

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Postby Lile Ulie Islands » Sun Sep 29, 2024 5:07 pm

Proud to have been blubbing with JEFF this N-Day. I'll take third place--we get the treasure chest!
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Postby Spyri » Sun Sep 29, 2024 5:11 pm

Souverain Revachol wrote:
Total Drama 2 wrote:IMO, if megafactions just retreat in battle instead of facing off other megafactions, they're certified cowards in my books.

It's easy to claim we were "even" as megafactions until you realize HOTA still had double the manpower and double the productivity :eyebrow:
Fighting someone like that on their terms is stupidity not bravery

ya'll were a megafaction...with plenty of allies...thinking you weren't cause there was one other larger faction is weird.

And if HOTA is so horrible I don't get how a collaborative effort between everyone crying about it never occurred...
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Postby Jewish Partisan Division » Sun Sep 29, 2024 5:14 pm

Souverain Revachol wrote:
Total Drama 2 wrote:IMO, if megafactions just retreat in battle instead of facing off other megafactions, they're certified cowards in my books.

It's easy to claim we were "even" as megafactions until you realize HOTA still had double the manpower and double the productivity :eyebrow:
Fighting someone like that on their terms is stupidity not bravery

Hota is made up of 50 people who have an insane amount of puppets. Early on captchas made the event border line unplayable for mass puppeteers, thats why Khan had to defend Hota. You had every opportunity to take advantage of this yet you miscalculated and ended up going for the smallest mega faction, Khan. This isn't jeff from last n-day, this year you had your shit together at first. Don't pretend this wasn't a massive blunder on your part.
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Souverain Revachol
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Postby Souverain Revachol » Sun Sep 29, 2024 5:18 pm

maybe I'll listen when they actually engage regions and do diplomacy and stop being 10 puppetmasters in a trenchcoat
but that isn't quite their thing is it
oh well

A grey rain falls on Revachol. The city soaks in it, cold and dripping. Waves hit the concrete breakers. The homeless huddle by the fires behind the fences. There, among the shacks, is your home. Stay. Have a drink. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.

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Postby Jewish Partisan Division » Sun Sep 29, 2024 5:19 pm

Souverain Revachol wrote:maybe I'll listen when they actually engage regions and do diplomacy and stop being 10 puppetmasters in a trenchcoat
but that isn't quite their thing is it
oh well

The nicest thing I can say to this is that this isn't the mindset you should have if you want to win next time
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Postby Spyri » Sun Sep 29, 2024 5:26 pm

Jewish Partisan Division wrote:
Souverain Revachol wrote:maybe I'll listen when they actually engage regions and do diplomacy and stop being 10 puppetmasters in a trenchcoat
but that isn't quite their thing is it
oh well

The nicest thing I can say to this is that this isn't the mindset you should have if you want to win next time

it's giving me "picked last for dodgeball" vibes
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"The foibles of politics and the march of time can turn friends into enemies
just as easily as the wind changes. Ridiculous, isn’t it? Yesterday’s ally becomes today’s opposition….
Enemies change along with the times, and the flow of the ages. So then what is an enemy?
Is there such thing as an absolute timeless enemy? There is no such thing and never has been.
And the reason is that our enemies are human beings like us.
They can only be our enemies in relative terms."




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Postby Souverain Revachol » Sun Sep 29, 2024 5:27 pm

Jewish Partisan Division wrote:
Souverain Revachol wrote:maybe I'll listen when they actually engage regions and do diplomacy and stop being 10 puppetmasters in a trenchcoat
but that isn't quite their thing is it
oh well

The nicest thing I can say to this is that this isn't the mindset you should have if you want to win next time

You mistake me- I'm not gonna pretend we shouldn't have focused the people we didn't or take advantage of what we ignored or a million other baffling errors, we are in agreement regarding strategy
But when i'm ultimately arguing with a shadow council of bot operators I'm not particularly inclined to listen to their thoughts on sportsmanship

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la main que je tenais est devenue molle // demain tu te réveilleras, demain tu dormiras // chimère, la forme que tu prends // te chérir à nouveau est une moquerie

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Postby Sunemia » Sun Sep 29, 2024 5:29 pm

Jewish Partisan Division wrote:
Souverain Revachol wrote:It's easy to claim we were "even" as megafactions until you realize HOTA still had double the manpower and double the productivity :eyebrow:
Fighting someone like that on their terms is stupidity not bravery

Hota is made up of 50 people who have an insane amount of puppets. Early on captchas made the event border line unplayable for mass puppeteers, thats why Khan had to defend Hota. You had every opportunity to take advantage of this yet you miscalculated and ended up going for the smallest mega faction, Khan. This isn't jeff from last n-day, this year you had your shit together at first. Don't pretend this wasn't a massive blunder on your part.

HotA and KHAN had 2,000 more nations than ANAL and JEFF by the start of the event. HotA alone had more than JEFF and ANAL. How is his point wrong?
It's simply tough to win against a alliance that had 2,000 more manpower than you. also please - hota giving lectures on strategy ethics and sportmanship?
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Postby Jewish Partisan Division » Sun Sep 29, 2024 5:34 pm

Sunemia wrote:
Jewish Partisan Division wrote:Hota is made up of 50 people who have an insane amount of puppets. Early on captchas made the event border line unplayable for mass puppeteers, thats why Khan had to defend Hota. You had every opportunity to take advantage of this yet you miscalculated and ended up going for the smallest mega faction, Khan. This isn't jeff from last n-day, this year you had your shit together at first. Don't pretend this wasn't a massive blunder on your part.

HotA and KHAN had 2,000 more nations than ANAL and JEFF by the start of the event. HotA alone had more than JEFF and ANAL. How is his point wrong?
It's simply tough to win against a alliance that had 2,000 more manpower than you. also please - hota giving lectures on strategy ethics and sportmanship?

How is rage quitting good sportsmanship?
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Postby Sunemia » Sun Sep 29, 2024 5:36 pm

Jewish Partisan Division wrote:
Sunemia wrote:HotA and KHAN had 2,000 more nations than ANAL and JEFF by the start of the event. HotA alone had more than JEFF and ANAL. How is his point wrong?
It's simply tough to win against a alliance that had 2,000 more manpower than you. also please - hota giving lectures on strategy ethics and sportmanship?

How is rage quitting good sportsmanship?

Not sure what you're referring to. I didn't see anyone ragequitting on the JEFF server or anywhere. The only thing we did was to move the non-irradiated nations.
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Postby Jewish Partisan Division » Sun Sep 29, 2024 5:37 pm

Sunemia wrote:
Jewish Partisan Division wrote:How is rage quitting good sportsmanship?

Not sure what you're referring to. I didn't see anyone ragequitting on the JEFF server or anywhere. The only thing we did was to move the non-irradiated nations.

lmao
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