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I don't want to be ruled by crabs

A place for governments-in-exile, plucky survivors, unlucky survivors, the horrifically mutated, and other assorted characters to ride out the nuclear hellstorm until it's safe to go outside again.
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Nantoraka
Diplomat
 
Posts: 748
Founded: Oct 19, 2017
Psychotic Dictatorship

I don't want to be ruled by crabs

Postby Nantoraka » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:05 am

Everyone eat whatever crustacean body parts may be in your fridge before they find you and drag you into the dungeons.
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Planet Rucia
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Sep 09, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Planet Rucia » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:09 am

The Rucian Interstellar Space Enforcement will investigate the matter with authorization from the Prime Minister of Rucia, but it will take a lot of funding, time, and research, as well as cooperating with any local authorities to see if they have any good evidence.
The Story News [TSN]: 179 million people, all military units including Zamo Tamahasi, the newest elected Prime Minister had just left for the stars in emergency rescue mission by KP-13, leaving Rucian to fight alone by herself as the last human on Rucia against overwhelming odds on her glassed homeland. Fate of other four planets in Keteria remains unknown.
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Salcanceacy
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Nov 07, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Salcanceacy » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:10 am

Reject your humanity and evolve to crab
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Anisop
Civil Servant
 
Posts: 7
Founded: Feb 13, 2021
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Anisop » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:12 am

Dragonfly here - we are on the crabs´ side too.

Arthropods unite!
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Rkr
Secretary
 
Posts: 31
Founded: Sep 12, 2018
Ex-Nation

Postby Rkr » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:13 am

Welp time to use the antimatter bombs
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Astolfotopia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 57
Founded: Feb 01, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Astolfotopia » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:15 am

IT'S ALL CRAB!
Founding Date: 1202
Current Year: none anymore
Capital: Palmetto
Leader: Matija Colombo
Government Type: Federal Representative Parliamentary Socialist Democracy
Official State Language: Montianitie Latin
Anthem: https://youtu.be/zyh_OVeQZH0
Currency: Montianitie Mediderraneom Moneda (MMM)
Timezone: GMT+2

Age: 16
Name: Monti
Gender: Non-binary
Sexuality: Pansexual
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The King Isle
Minister
 
Posts: 3201
Founded: Jun 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby The King Isle » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:17 am

I want to eat crabs
IC NAME: Tartania
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Perikuresu
Minister
 
Posts: 2182
Founded: Jan 02, 2021
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Perikuresu » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:17 am

A suggestion:
We play the Crab Rave music when we drag the criminals into the dungeons
A Pacific nation or a MT liberalwank nation whose main premise is composed on a melting pot of cultures and ethnicities
NS Stats non canon, NS Policies canon tho
Aerilia is lying! They're not a unicorn, they're a Welsh Dragon!
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Not a crab spy
Civilian
 
Posts: 1
Founded: Mar 28, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby Not a crab spy » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:17 am

Hey guys,

how are all you fellow non-crabs doing?
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Astolfotopia
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 57
Founded: Feb 01, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Astolfotopia » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:18 am

Not a crab spy wrote:Hey guys,

how are all you fellow non-crabs doing?

im a fucking gun
Founding Date: 1202
Current Year: none anymore
Capital: Palmetto
Leader: Matija Colombo
Government Type: Federal Representative Parliamentary Socialist Democracy
Official State Language: Montianitie Latin
Anthem: https://youtu.be/zyh_OVeQZH0
Currency: Montianitie Mediderraneom Moneda (MMM)
Timezone: GMT+2

Age: 16
Name: Monti
Gender: Non-binary
Sexuality: Pansexual
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Qhevak
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 384
Founded: Jul 22, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Qhevak » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:19 am

Your flesh is a relic; a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh, and a Crab world awaits you. We demand it.
The Oortian Community of Qhevak
Distributed association of posthuman Oort cloud space habitats in deep Scutum Centaurus - basically all of these ideologies living together. A Power 5 civilization according to this index. Does not use NS stats. Wiki here.
Aerospace Engineering grad student, currently doing work on smallsat and sounding rocket projects.
Previously Gogol Transcendancy, Ibis Galaxy Alliance.
N&I RP in a shellnut
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The King Isle
Minister
 
Posts: 3201
Founded: Jun 21, 2020
Ex-Nation

Postby The King Isle » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:19 am

Not a crab spy wrote:Hey guys,

how are all you fellow non-crabs doing?

Look I am eating crabs
IC NAME: Tartania
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Salcanceacy
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Nov 07, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Salcanceacy » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:21 am

Qhevak wrote:Your flesh is a relic; a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh, and a Crab world awaits you. We demand it.


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Luziyca
Post Czar
 
Posts: 38280
Founded: Nov 13, 2011
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Luziyca » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:23 am

Not a crab spy wrote:Hey guys,

how are all you fellow non-crabs doing?

Ready to be put of my misery after receiving 76 radiation.
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Your feeble attempts to change the very nature of how time itself has been organized by mankind shall fall on barren ground and bear no fruit
Wiki • Facebook • Kylaris: the best region for eight years running • About me • YouTube • Political compass
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Planet Rucia
Secretary
 
Posts: 37
Founded: Sep 09, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Planet Rucia » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:38 am

Not a crab spy wrote:Hey guys,

how are all you fellow non-crabs doing?

One of the very few intact regions with no faction present in total isolation from everyone else trying to figure out the whole mess like a detective-in-training.
Astolfotopia wrote:IT'S ALL CRAB!

Yes, but I have to connect the dots into all the incidents first, their motives first, find the accomplices second and then the mastermind for last.
Luziyca wrote:
Not a crab spy wrote:Hey guys,

how are all you fellow non-crabs doing?

Ready to be put of my misery after receiving 76 radiation.

You're barely okay with that amount of lethal radiation, but that's not the priority, the priority of my matter of debate is the unregulated seafood industry.
The Story News [TSN]: 179 million people, all military units including Zamo Tamahasi, the newest elected Prime Minister had just left for the stars in emergency rescue mission by KP-13, leaving Rucian to fight alone by herself as the last human on Rucia against overwhelming odds on her glassed homeland. Fate of other four planets in Keteria remains unknown.
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Qhevak
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 384
Founded: Jul 22, 2019
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Qhevak » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:46 am

Salcanceacy wrote:
Qhevak wrote:Your flesh is a relic; a mere vessel. Hand over your flesh, and a Crab world awaits you. We demand it.

snip

Dread it. Run from it. Carcinization arrives all the same.
The Oortian Community of Qhevak
Distributed association of posthuman Oort cloud space habitats in deep Scutum Centaurus - basically all of these ideologies living together. A Power 5 civilization according to this index. Does not use NS stats. Wiki here.
Aerospace Engineering grad student, currently doing work on smallsat and sounding rocket projects.
Previously Gogol Transcendancy, Ibis Galaxy Alliance.
N&I RP in a shellnut
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Langenia
Negotiator
 
Posts: 7216
Founded: Apr 22, 2020
Iron Fist Consumerists

Postby Langenia » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:48 am

Nantoraka wrote:Everyone eat whatever crustacean body parts may be in your fridge before they find you and drag you into the dungeons.


No. We're already there. *breaks in and drags you to dungeon*
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LANGENIA
Fatherland, Unity, and Valor
Overview|Armed Forces|LangenArPort| Incumbent President: Nicolas Furia
Langenia is an MT Latin American nation, the result of European powers not successfully colonizing the region but leaving their mark. We outpollo PolloHut.
Military oversight? Checks on executive powers? Nah.
Our foreign policy: a t t a c k. Also, war?
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Amaurita
Envoy
 
Posts: 255
Founded: Apr 23, 2017
New York Times Democracy

Postby Amaurita » Sun Sep 26, 2021 10:50 am

There's no reason for y'all to get crabby over all this.
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Great Algerstonia
Minister
 
Posts: 2617
Founded: Mar 21, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Great Algerstonia » Sun Sep 26, 2021 12:29 pm

I would happily eat some delicious crabs... if everybody in my entire country weren't dead. :(
Anti: Russia
Pro: Prussia
Resilient Acceleration wrote:After a period of letting this discussion run its course without my involvement due to sheer laziness and a new related NS project, I have returned with an answer and that answer is Israel.
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Orthop
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 2
Founded: Feb 13, 2021
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Orthop » Sun Sep 26, 2021 12:34 pm

Don´t worry, we are coming for the few straws of life still standing after all the radiation.
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Cappedore
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 467
Founded: Dec 16, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Cappedore » Sun Sep 26, 2021 12:37 pm

im currently eating crab, so yummy
- Legislator and current Minister of Culture in The East Pacific.
- Former President, Deputy Prime Minister, Senator, and socialite of the Union of Allied States.
- 18 year old Brit with too many aspirations.
- Member of the Labour Party (UK).
- A fan of Clement Attlee.
Minister of Culture - The East Pacific
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Paris Saint-Germain
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 138
Founded: Jun 07, 2020
Corporate Police State

Postby Paris Saint-Germain » Sun Sep 26, 2021 1:44 pm

I put ten targets on a random nation in the crab alliance. Not much but it's something.
Proud Qatari team. Wants to win a CL. QSI forever! (Posts usually in-character, are satirical, often revolving around Qatari propaganda because Qatar is the best!)
Qatar, oil, cheating, corruption, farming, winning Ligue 1 every year, Neymar, Mbappe (for signing that huge contract), Messi, skirting FFP, huge transfers, huge wages, big-name players
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Fractalnavel
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1827
Founded: Oct 04, 2005
Anarchy

Postby Fractalnavel » Sun Sep 26, 2021 1:48 pm

I, for one, welcome our new crustacean overlords.

Looking forward to pax apocalyptica.
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Salcanceacy
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 50
Founded: Nov 07, 2018
Father Knows Best State

Postby Salcanceacy » Sun Sep 26, 2021 1:51 pm

Crustacean Mindset all day, throughout N-day
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Yaak
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 475
Founded: Sep 19, 2021
Ex-Nation

Postby Yaak » Sun Sep 26, 2021 1:59 pm

Too late, crabs got a sure win.
Taiwan is a country, Tiananmen Square Protests happened, and free Tibet.

Ukraine is not Russia, and it will never be.

Russia and China cutting Ukraine and Taiwan like a cake.
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