Don't shoot, I'm just a Reporter!

by **Valentine Z** » Sat Sep 26, 2020 8:18 pm

Okay, I am actually participating as well, but more importantly, even with the nukes falling everywhere, fate has given me this one crucial task on the battlefield:

That's right! Wartime reports! So that I can see which factions have committed the most nuclear bombardments, the rise and fall of the nation states and a whole group of them alike, and of course - the top winners (and the losers). It's been neatly laid out right here, though it's subject to changes (addition/editing/removal of subsections, or editing the posts).

https://www.nationstates.net/page=dispatch/id=1438322

If you want to come and help me out as an assistant reporter, you are feel free to do so by writing here, and I will add the relevant information and data into my Dispatch. I might not be able to diplomatic guarantee, i.e. that you will not be blown up to smithereens while you are helping me out. You will get credit and glory, of course!

Happy trails, and don't die! ♥

by **Valentine Z** » Sat Sep 26, 2020 8:23 pm

First question, and this goes more for the bigger factions given the nature of the questions, sorry! The smaller ones will get recognition too, I promise.

- What is the name of your faction?
- Which regions are in your faction?
- Who do you have NAP (Non-Aggression Pacts) with?

by **Harmonic Empire** » Sat Sep 26, 2020 8:53 pm

slowly lifting my nuke
Maybe this is my only chance to end your malignant cause!

by **Noahs Second Country** » Sat Sep 26, 2020 10:41 pm

Sounds like a cool project.

by **Libertalonia** » Sun Sep 27, 2020 5:20 am

we are the kings nuclear guard
everyone from what I can see is bluecrown keep

we are aligned with The Vincence Empire, First World Order, The Wooloo Pact.

19 minutes ago, we set out to annhilate Wardopolis

by **Valentine Z** » Sun Sep 27, 2020 6:02 am

All right, I will add that in later! If possible, you can share with me the list of things you have done as a faction, particularly in a chronological order (oldest to newest).

- Which regions did you manage to annihilate?
- Who do you have NAPs with, including former ones that are broken?

by **The Soviet Transcaucasian Autonomy** » Sun Sep 27, 2020 6:58 am

I am in the Imperium of the Wolves Faction and this is my first N Day but I have to say it is really fun. We dont really expect to win but its enjoyable and I hope we can have more events like this. ~~Imagine if this was a monthly event~~

by **Libertalonia** » Sun Sep 27, 2020 7:40 am

we have been destroyed

by **Harmonic Empire** » Sun Sep 27, 2020 8:02 am

I swatted 11 players, each of them get 1000 nukes to their face.

by **Comfed** » Sun Sep 27, 2020 8:03 am

This will be entertaining to read.

And I mean that in a good way!

by **Minoa** » Sun Sep 27, 2020 11:30 am

You got to also note the controversies into the use of puppets, which have continued into N-Day 5, as well as calls for reform of various degrees.

by **Valentine Z** » Sun Sep 27, 2020 12:05 pm

Ohh yes, definitely going into all of that. I'm gonna have quite a field day with reporting everything!

by **North Cromch** » Sun Sep 27, 2020 12:09 pm

The fall of the Horsemen is definitely going to be a hot topic of discussion.

by **Valentine Z** » Sun Sep 27, 2020 12:32 pm

I hope you guys don't mind if the complete news and dispatch comes out maybe latest by 4-6 hours after the event is over.

Half of me doing my RL work, other half playing the game.

by **Valentine Z** » Sun Sep 27, 2020 3:25 pm

The news dispatch has been updated! I know it's still missing quite a large chunk of activity and other bits, rest-assured that I will be working on those, or evaluating them! ^^

Again, sorry for the way the URL links are weird and not hyperlinked. NS' BBCode doesn't recognise Web Archive links, and I mix and match using them. Mostly, though, I do favor and gravitate towards Web Archive because that means that further changes and deletions to dispatches or forum posts won't affect the links, i.e. preserving history as it happened! ♥

by **Sensible Government Type** » Sun Sep 27, 2020 4:26 pm

Not sure if my faction is anywhere near important enough to be included, but I plan to write a summary of my N-Day 5 tomorrow. Will probably be 12+ hours after the end of N-Day though since I'll do it when I finish work.

by **Shiatoru** » Sun Sep 27, 2020 8:09 pm

Kind of disheartened that NSLeft got trounced near the end. Would like the people who believe I deserve to exist to win for once. But oh well.

by **Honeydewistania** » Sun Sep 27, 2020 10:21 pm

If Big Chungus United States isn’t in the report, it’ll be biased reporting

by **Noahs Second Country** » Sun Sep 27, 2020 11:10 pm

Honeydewistania wrote:If Big Chungus United States isn’t in the report, it’ll be biased reporting

And the two man army of Second Best Test!

by **Honeydewistania** » Sun Sep 27, 2020 11:12 pm

Noahs Second Country wrote:
Honeydewistania wrote:If Big Chungus United States isn’t in the report, it’ll be biased reporting

And the two man army of Second Best Test!

~~Wait, who’s the other guy?~~

Never mind I’m unable to read

by **Minoa** » Mon Sep 28, 2020 1:50 am

Shiatoru wrote:Kind of disheartened that NSLeft got trounced near the end. Would like the people who believe I deserve to exist to win for once. But oh well.

The Democratic Socialist Assembly and The Leftist Assembly were part of the Potato Alliance miracle, and I know of some conservative regions that got a negative score.

by **Valentine Z** » Mon Sep 28, 2020 3:45 am

I will need to see the scores and graphs, or you guys will need to tell me what happened with the factions that you have stated. I didn't really have the time to trawl through everything due to real-life commitments, but I will try my best! ♥

by **Minoa** » Mon Sep 28, 2020 4:36 am

Valentine Z wrote:I will need to see the scores and graphs, or you guys will need to tell me what happened with the factions that you have stated. I didn't really have the time to trawl through everything due to real-life commitments, but I will try my best! ♥

I have decided that I may have no choice but to grudgingly step in to allow you to focus on your RL commitments, but I am more worried what NationStates is going to do without my reputation for intense research on N-Days.

by **Valentine Z** » Mon Sep 28, 2020 4:38 am

Minoa wrote:
Valentine Z wrote:I will need to see the scores and graphs, or you guys will need to tell me what happened with the factions that you have stated. I didn't really have the time to trawl through everything due to real-life commitments, but I will try my best! ♥

I have decided that I may have no choice but to grudgingly step in to allow you to focus on your RL commitments, but I am more worried what NationStates is going to do without my reputation for intense research on N-Days.

So you are insinuating that I am not doing enough, or that I am being sloppy with whatever I have and whatever I am trying right now?

Thanks for the motivation. I can't catch a damn break.

EDIT 1: I am having a few hours worth of delays. I got my RL assignments piled up and I could have focused on that, but no, because I genuinely want to help as best as I can and I committed a good 80% of the past few days here instead of doing my coding assignments. It's not me going "Oh screw this, I am going to half-ass it."

by **Minoa** » Mon Sep 28, 2020 4:43 am

Valentine Z wrote:
Minoa wrote:I have decided that I may have no choice but to grudgingly step in to allow you to focus on your RL commitments, but I am more worried what NationStates is going to do without my reputation for intense research on N-Days.

So you are insinuating that I am not doing enough, or that I am being sloppy with whatever I have and whatever I am trying right now?

Thanks for the motivation. I can't catch a damn break.

Did I just say something stupidly clumsy?

I really hate myself. I tell you what, I should give you my research.

Don't shoot, I'm just a Reporter!

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