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The Nuka-Cola Bar IV

PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 9:39 am
by Indo-Malaysia
This is like...what? The fourth bar?

With a name like Nuka-Cola Bar IV, you'd think we were one of those cafes in the canary Islands where instead of coming up with like... a unique name, they just stick a number on the end.

Speaking of Spanish Islands, anyone fancy a gazpacho? Nice and refreshing, just like nuking your rivals to kingdom come.

Welcome to the Fourth Nuka-Cola Bar.

NOTE: Table Service Only, Please wear a Hazmat Suit and Respirator.
Obligatory 2-Headed Rat Lizard Comment.
Ruins of Previous Bars:
The Nuka-Cola Bar, The Nuke-Cola Bar II, The Nuka-Cola Bar III

PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 3:37 pm
by Mimi Mimikins
Indo-Malaysia wrote:This is like...what? The fourth bar?

With a name like Nuka-Cola Bar IV, you'd think we were one of those cafes in the canary Islands where instead of coming up with like... a unique name, they just stick a number on the end.

Speaking of Spanish Islands, anyone fancy a gazpacho? Nice and refreshing, just like nuking your rivals to kingdom come.

Welcome to the Fourth Nuka-Cola Bar.

NOTE: Table Service Only, Please wear a Hazmat Suit and Respirator.
Obligatory 2-Headed Rat Lizard Comment.
Ruins of Previous Bars:
The Nuka-Cola Bar, The Nuke-Cola Bar II, The Nuka-Cola Bar III

What do you have?

PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 5:30 am
by Pharoahs Haven
Mimi Mimikins wrote:
Indo-Malaysia wrote:This is like...what? The fourth bar?

With a name like Nuka-Cola Bar IV, you'd think we were one of those cafes in the canary Islands where instead of coming up with like... a unique name, they just stick a number on the end.

Speaking of Spanish Islands, anyone fancy a gazpacho? Nice and refreshing, just like nuking your rivals to kingdom come.

Welcome to the Fourth Nuka-Cola Bar.

NOTE: Table Service Only, Please wear a Hazmat Suit and Respirator.
Obligatory 2-Headed Rat Lizard Comment.
Ruins of Previous Bars:
The Nuka-Cola Bar, The Nuke-Cola Bar II, The Nuka-Cola Bar III

What do you have?

Nuka Cola.

Also beer.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2020 8:17 am
by Theberstan
Yay! Fourth post!
I’ll take a Nuka Cranberry! If you got those...

PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2020 10:59 pm
by Kyundao
A Kyundaoan fatcat walks into the bar while on his way home from work. He sees the take-out menu and walks up to the table.

"I'll have a six-pack of Nuka Cola and I'll be on my way," he said.

PostPosted: Sat Sep 26, 2020 11:58 pm
by Silver Commonwealth
I am a strategic specialist, so rn it seems that my primary task is to make shields... *Sips Nuka-cola dark*

PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2020 3:54 am
by Pharoahs Haven
Theberstan wrote:Yay! Fourth post!
I’ll take a Nuka Cranberry! If you got those...

*slides nuka cranberry across the bar*

That'll be 10 Caps

Kyundao wrote:A Kyundaoan fatcat walks into the bar while on his way home from work. He sees the take-out menu and walks up to the table.

"I'll have a six-pack of Nuka Cola and I'll be on my way," he said.

A takeaway... yeah we could do that.

Oi Jeff fetch us a slab out back.

'Ere we are, they'll be 60 caps.
Silver Commonwealth wrote:I am a strategic specialist, so rn it seems that my primary task is to make shields... *Sips Nuka-cola dark*

Yeaaaaahhhhh soo.... you gonna pay for that pal?

PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2020 3:57 am
by Silver Commonwealth
Pharoahs Haven wrote:Yeaaaaahhhhh soo.... you gonna pay for that pal?


''Alrighty, but how much it costs, again? My memory seems to have had a few holes.''

PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2020 3:58 am
by Indo-Malaysia
Silver Commonwealth wrote:
Pharoahs Haven wrote:Yeaaaaahhhhh soo.... you gonna pay for that pal?


''Alrighty, but how much it costs, again? My memory seems to have had a few holes.''

15 caps pal

You gonna pay or what

*gestures towards weird mafia mutant bouncer with 2 heads*

PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2020 3:59 am
by Silver Commonwealth
Indo-Malaysia wrote:
Silver Commonwealth wrote:
''Alrighty, but how much it costs, again? My memory seems to have had a few holes.''

15 caps pal

You gonna pay or what

*gestures towards weird mafia mutant bouncer with 2 heads*


''*Searches for monies in pocket and starts counting, then puts them on the table* Alright, here's 15 caps.''

PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2020 3:59 am
by Kyundao
The Kyundaoan fatcat pays 60 caps and takes the Nuka Cola six-pack. "Thank you good sir," he tells the man. The fatcat leaves the bar, gets in his car and drives away.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2020 5:09 am
by Ikheria
A group of drunked Ikherians whom survive walk to the bar.
Wwwhhhaaaattt aaarrreee yyoou hhaavvveeee? They then grab their wallet.

PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2020 5:11 am
by Treciene
N-day is boring
May I have a nuke cola

PostPosted: Sun Sep 27, 2020 5:25 am
by Libertalonia
N-day is fun

And i'll have a nuka pepsi

PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2020 9:00 pm
by Costaburrito
Ill just have 1 nukacola, extra radiationplease

PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2020 4:21 pm
by Middle Barael
“Can I get a Nuka-Cola Natural? You know, like the ones made with eco-friendly fair-trade cane-sugar?” says King Solomon.

“Also, where even am I? Like I know we can sometimes travel between universes, usually whenever I leave Forest, but where even is this???”