NationStates

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:06 pm**

The Potato Alliance

Nations of NationStates! It is time to fulfill my Vice Secretary-General campaign promise. Two potatoes for everyone in NS! Did you all think your potatoes would be hand delivered by some kind WA functionary? Did you think we would all be cooking our potatoes together and having heartwarming moments with family and friends? WELL YOU WERE WRONG! WE'RE STICKING THEM ON NUKES AND SHOOTING THEM AT YOU! BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE POTATO!!!!!

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Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:07 pm**

I'm interested to lend my puppet rightnow.

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:10 pm**

There literally isn't a larger faction this year. Spiritus + 10KI + TNP + TSP + TRR + UDS + many many many more.

The Horsemen will strike, we know this. Wouldn't you rather be under the protective shields and Direct Potato Distribution of The Potato Alliance? This year we added pretty much all of Canopy and most of UPPERCUT to our ranks.

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:14 pm**

We are anti-fascist, right? I hope we can strike some fascist regions out from the map.

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:22 pm**

Big Farma officially endorses the Potato Alliance.

Support Potato Alliance for a .01% higher chance of a legendary card in your next pack*

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:35 pm**

Hail Potato Alliance!
India supports TPA!

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:48 pm**

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:01 pm**

Altmoras wrote:(Image)

Wow, just ignoring the rest of us. How rude of you >:(

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:05 pm**

As much as I appreciate the efficiency of a nuclear-missile-based delivery system, this is an act of war which must be met by retaliatory nuclear strikes.

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:23 pm**

Lord Dominator wrote:
Altmoras wrote:(Image)

Wow, just ignoring the rest of us. How rude of you

You were happy to be ignored by us last year

Oh and mathematically speaking the rest of you are a minority. 2709 WAs in the non GCR Potato regions, 3024 in the three GCRs.

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:41 pm**

My puppets all pledge allegiance to this rightful cause. Together, we shall sow the tubers of chaos and bring forth a swift and merciless victory!

~~Provided we have NAPs with every major faction tbh.~~

Posted: **Tue Sep 22, 2020 11:49 pm**

Altmoras wrote:
Lord Dominator wrote:Wow, just ignoring the rest of us. How rude of you

You were happy to be ignored by us last year

If by happy, you mean living in fear :roll:

Posted: **Wed Sep 23, 2020 12:59 am**

Altmoras wrote:Oh and mathematically speaking the rest of you are a minority. 2709 WAs in the non GCR Potato regions, 3024 in the three GCRs.

I think you forgot two GCRs there~

Posted: **Wed Sep 23, 2020 2:56 am**

Alnorud wrote:
Altmoras wrote:Oh and mathematically speaking the rest of you are a minority. 2709 WAs in the non GCR Potato regions, 3024 in the three GCRs.

I think you forgot two GCRs there~

The Warzones may be in ~~UPPERCUT~~ Potato Alliance, but I do not grant them the rank of GCR.

Posted: **Wed Sep 23, 2020 3:35 am**

"Gooood morning fellow potato people, that was Gangsta by Kehlani and we are here to accompany your morning activities from 9 until 11. Time to go to Potricia for todays headlines:"

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"Thanks spud. Well today's major headline is the evolving political situation between Hell and the interregional Potato Alliance, which is seeking to establish safe and protected trade routes for the international passage of potatoes. A representative of Hell recently caused a stir by refusing to accept the prevailing theory that the cursed lands of Warzone Asia and Warzone Sandbox were divinely created. The representative of Hell said "dude, look, we know that God-person, and if that smug bastard had created those regions we'd sure-as-hell know about it. Why they so smol, don't you think that holy SOB might lead a few more people there?".

These provocative words are unlikely to be tolerated by the international community. We reached out to source within the Potato Alliance who told us "I really don't understand what this has to do with potato routes?", to which the representative of Hell responded "kinda cringe". The situation is clearly escalating towards a completely over-the-top crescendo and we'll keep listeners updated as events unfold."

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"Thank you Potricia, here's Boom Boom Boom Boom by the Vengaboys..."

Posted: **Wed Sep 23, 2020 5:49 am**

*parties*

IT'S THE POTATO, WITH MORE REGIONS THAN EVER!

Posted: **Wed Sep 23, 2020 5:55 am**

Woohoo! Potatoes! Now, do we accept sweet potatoes as part of us, or cast them into the fire?

Posted: **Wed Sep 23, 2020 6:08 am**

Minskiev wrote:Woohoo! Potatoes! Now, do we accept sweet potatoes as part of us, or cast them into the fire?

I think part of us. Afterall, more potatoes are better, except when those potatoes are potato haters. Then we cast them into the fire for burnt potato sacrifices.

Posted: **Wed Sep 23, 2020 6:19 am**

The Salaxalans wrote:Nations of NationStates! It is time to fulfill my Vice Secretary-General campaign promise. Two potatoes for everyone in NS! Did you all think your potatoes would be hand delivered by some kind WA functionary? Did you think we would all be cooking our potatoes together and having heartwarming moments with family and friends? WELL YOU WERE WRONG! WE'RE STICKING THEM ON NUKES AND SHOOTING THEM AT YOU! BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE POTATO!!!!!

I hope they like their potatoes baked.

Posted: **Wed Sep 23, 2020 6:22 am**

Auphelia wrote:
The Salaxalans wrote:Nations of NationStates! It is time to fulfill my Vice Secretary-General campaign promise. Two potatoes for everyone in NS! Did you all think your potatoes would be hand delivered by some kind WA functionary? Did you think we would all be cooking our potatoes together and having heartwarming moments with family and friends? WELL YOU WERE WRONG! WE'RE STICKING THEM ON NUKES AND SHOOTING THEM AT YOU! BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF THE POTATO!!!!!

I hope they like their potatoes baked.

Double-baked potatoes may be my favorite. Lucky them.

Posted: **Wed Sep 23, 2020 6:37 am**

So this was your plan all along! We should have known before voting for you...

Posted: **Wed Sep 23, 2020 6:46 am**

Minskiev wrote:
Auphelia wrote:
I hope they like their potatoes baked.

Double-baked potatoes may be my favorite. Lucky them.

Ahem, PotaTorture exist.

Posted: **Wed Sep 23, 2020 9:07 am**

Sanghyeok wrote:We are anti-fascist, right? I hope we can strike some fascist regions out from the map.

We'll be expecting you. I'll telegram my "fash" buddies to have refreshments ready when you arrive. Nuclear refreshments that is.

Posted: **Wed Sep 23, 2020 9:10 am**

I like potatoes, so this might be worth a shot.

No pun intended.

Posted: **Wed Sep 23, 2020 11:04 am**

Well little spudlings its almost time for the greats potato show down of your life!