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Merlee's Nuclear Mansion

PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:35 pm
by Mimi Mimikins
AKA Merlee's Mansion. Loosely based on the 3 Nuka Cola bars.
Nuka Cola Bar 1: viewtopic.php?f=41&t=407952
Nuka Cola Bar 2: viewtopic.php?f=41&t=450461
Nuka Cola Bar 3: viewtopic.php?f=41&t=472487

PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:41 pm
by Tornado Queendom
What services do you offer?

PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:42 pm
by Mimi Mimikins
Tornado Queendom wrote:What services do you offer?

Well, I turned it into a discussion room and shelter from Armageddon. You can also buy some drinks I saved up.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:44 pm
by HXVZ-07031017
Lehion Sereny shall NOT tolerate the fact that people are alive! Send the nukes flying in!

PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 9:49 pm
by Cloney
A lone soldier walks in the bar.

Whaddya you serve here?

PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:01 pm
by Kyundao
A Kyundaoan Senator was on vacation when he stumbled upon this random bar. He decided to take a look inside. The interior had a retro look to it, an Art Deco look to be exact. It immediately reminded the Senator of home as the Art Deco style is still the most widely used art and architectural style in Kyundao. He eyes the menu and takes a seat.

"May I have a Cuba Libre please?" the Senator asked.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 22, 2020 10:15 pm
by Mimi Mimikins
HXVZ-07031017 wrote:Lehion Sereny shall NOT tolerate the fact that people are alive! Send the nukes flying in!

I have WMD of my own.
Cloney wrote:A lone soldier walks in the bar.

Whaddya you serve here?

I have plenty of beer. And wine. And rubies. And uranium from EWS Uranium (Enron Empire). What do you want?
Kyundao wrote:A Kyundaoan Senator was on vacation when he stumbled upon this random bar. He decided to take a look inside. The interior had a retro look to it, an Art Deco look to be exact. It immediately reminded the Senator of home as the Art Deco style is still the most widely used art and architectural style in Kyundao. He eyes the menu and takes a seat.

"May I have a Cuba Libre please?" the Senator asked.

OK, you can have a Cuba Libre.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 1:48 am
by Harmonic Empire
Fugitive R enters the mansion

"Interesting place ya got there, can i get some Quantum Cola?"

PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 7:44 am
by Mimi Mimikins
Harmonic Empire wrote:Fugitive R enters the mansion

"Interesting place ya got there, can i get some Quantum Cola?"

Yes, its in the second room on the farthest floor, but listen: DO NOT DARE GO INTO ANY OTHER ROOMS BY ACCIDENT OR ELSE (They have nukes inside).

PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 9:06 am
by Cloney
Biggie Cheese walks in

What’s up y’all it’s Biggie Cheese

PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 3:40 pm
by Mimi Mimikins
Cloney wrote:Biggie Cheese walks in

What’s up y’all it’s Biggie Cheese

Oh look, a hunk. Anything you'd like?

PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 9:24 pm
by Cloney
Biggie Cheese is shot in the chest 25 times and dies

PostPosted: Wed Sep 23, 2020 11:22 pm
by Mimi Mimikins
Cloney wrote:Biggie Cheese is shot in the chest 25 times and dies

Oh great, more carnage. Oh well, I can probably power my Nukes with the corpse.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 5:51 am
by Theberstan
Mimi Mimikins wrote:
Tornado Queendom wrote:What services do you offer?

Well, I turned it into a discussion room and shelter from Armageddon. You can also buy some drinks I saved up.

It’ll take a Sunset please... oh and a Victory while you’re at it...

PostPosted: Thu Sep 24, 2020 5:52 am
by Theberstan
Harmonic Empire wrote:Fugitive R enters the mansion

"Interesting place ya got there, can i get some Quantum Cola?"

It’s Nuka Cola Quantum...

PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 12:54 am
by Mimi Mimikins
Theberstan wrote:
Mimi Mimikins wrote:Well, I turned it into a discussion room and shelter from Armageddon. You can also buy some drinks I saved up.

It’ll take a Sunset please... oh and a Victory while you’re at it...

Sure! One Sunset and One Victory coming right up!

PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 4:11 am
by Kyundao
A Kyundaoan bounty hunter walks in after seeing what the bar had to offer. It took him longer than usual to hunt down some left-wing rabblerouser from a country called the United States of Midlands, so he figured he'd have a drink to celebrate a job finally done.

"I'll have a Lemon-lime with vodka," the bounty hunter said.

PostPosted: Fri Sep 25, 2020 6:22 pm
by Mimi Mimikins
Kyundao wrote:A Kyundaoan bounty hunter walks in after seeing what the bar had to offer. It took him longer than usual to hunt down some left-wing rabblerouser from a country called the United States of Midlands, so he figured he'd have a drink to celebrate a job finally done.

"I'll have a Lemon-lime with vodka," the bounty hunter said.

OK, I'll mix it up and give you Lemon-lime-flavored-vodka

PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2020 4:46 pm
by Middle Barael
“Hey, I’m in a hurry, I’m just picking up some drinks for my colleagues. It’s been a rough few days, but we’re managing. Anyways, do you have any Eckie-Colas? What about some virgin mimosas or juleps? The Nuke-Cola Bar doesn’t have any, so I figured I’d stop by here.”