The Nuka-Cola Bar III

[Pan-Asiatic States]

A Pan-Asiatic grenadier takes hint of the young punk girl's exterior, conspicuously staring from behind a copy of the Neo-Manila Post.

[BNL Corporation]

A bunch of fatties tumble on over to the bar, asking for the menu. One was sweating all over, clearly exhausted by the sheer amount of strangers next to them. Another coughs and spits right into the bartender's face. Some start taking out their phones and do that weird look that old people make when they stare at screens for too long. The rest are taking pictures of the whole scene.

After a few moments they grunt and leave looking frustrated.

BNLian tourists... the bartender remarks, what odd specimen.

[Pharoahs Haven]

Well, at least all that darn shooting has stopped

Any more and your all barred

[The Glass Oasis]

Yeah... Hope it doesn't happen again.
*The slime would apply a somewhat-bright Band-Aid to the spot where he got shot, and it seemed to reform and be healed, with the bandage also turning to blend in somewhat with the color. *
Don't worry, I'm fine. Should be normal in about.. 5, maybe ten minutes?

[Pan-Asiatic States]

Well, at least all that darn shooting has stopped

Any more and your all barred

Yeah... Hope it doesn't happen again.
*The slime would apply a somewhat-bright Band-Aid to the spot where he got shot, and it seemed to reform and be healed, with the bandage also turning to blend in somewhat with the color. *
Don't worry, I'm fine. Should be normal in about.. 5, maybe ten minutes?

A Pan-Asiatic aspirant (Private), in his military garb, approaches the two to make conversation.

"It's those damned Westerners and their violent culture. Should stay away as far as possible from those Occidentals."

[Pan-Asiatic States]

Charge d'Affaires of the Asian Communist Party, To Ki-Nam, enters the bar. He orders Pan-Asiatic Standard Vodka, and proceeds to read Quotations of Chairman Mao Zedong.

[Marxist Germany]

Hermann falls onto the ground as he is shot in his legs, he pulls the trigger and his AR15 starts firing on the bandit, he manages to hit them in the stomach before running out of ammo. "If I die..." he coughs out blood "I will..take....you..do...wn...Valar" he coughs again"...Mor..ghu.....lis." he drops dead.

[Pan-Asiatic States]

To Ki-Nam stares ominously at the dying man. He takes another shot of vodka.

[Bunker 51]

A Bunker 51ian walks into The Nuka-Cola Bar III and demands all their caps while brandishing a Fat Man.
What happens next?

[Viva La Rebel Academy]

*The punk girl was just chilling waiting for Molly to show up only to hear more commotion. Not wanting to spare any words, she tosses the last stack of five caps from her pocket she saved up straight at the Bunker guy's hand as a way of showing respect.*

[Pharoahs Haven]

Right.

You! Yeah you who shot the German. Get the hell off my property!

*brandishes sawn off shotgun*

And you with the Fat Man Launcher! Would you like to be added to our wall decor!

[Bunker 51]

Right.

You! Yeah you who shot the German. Get the hell off my property!

*brandishes sawn off shotgun*

And you with the Fat Man Launcher! Would you like to be added to our wall decor!

"Yo, I've got the upper hand here. You don't want the bar nuked yet again, right?" The Bunker 51ian reaches over the counter to grab the sawed-off and point it away from the 'wall decor' in question. He also appreciates the punk girl's attitude about the situation and makes sure to not point the shotgun in her direction either.

[Viva La Rebel Academy]

"Well then, I have to excuse myself and just head back home. I'm walking out, see you."

*She discreetly leaves the same way she came.*

[The Glass Oasis]

I'm gonna do a neat trick!
*The slime would somehow flip all of his somewhat-few newbuck coins into the air, and upon starting to make their way back to the table they turned into several caps. *
Finally got around to doing that. More useful now. Pretty sure it only works for physo-digital currencies though, but who knows.

[United Elemental Nations]

Izuna is sitting at the bar drinking his cup of tea when a bullet destroyed the cup causing him to narrow his eyes. He grabs a kunai from one of his hidden seals and stabs the bandit in the throat before speaking, "Thats for destroying my cup of tea."

[Bunker 51]

With the bartender apparently stunned into silence, the Bunker 51ian pulls the cash register out of the counter and slowly backs out of the Nuka-Cola Bar III, cackling

[Auze]

The Auzean man drinks some water after swallowing a pill, and then presses a button. Right then, he disappears as he looks over how all the outer lands burn.

[Indo-Malaysia]

The bartender notices someone leaving the shop with the fake cash register.

He then pulls out a remote and presses a button, detonating the register

[Agalaesia]

The bartender notices someone leaving the shop with the fake cash register.

He then pulls out a remote and presses a button, detonating the register

Ah, you could have Nuked it.

Can't have everything.

[The Glass Oasis]

Woah.. Did that guy just go boom?
*The slime seemed to be quite surprised and a bit amazed. *
That's such a neat trick. Anyways, I'm better now.
*He closed his eyes, and shortly after moved somewhat in a certain way. The bandage then disappeared, and the wound is fully healed. *
Hey, can ei order another Nuka? Just regular, proszę. Graçiaz.

Also, I think we shouldn't nuke the bar..

[Bunker 51]

The bartender notices someone leaving the shop with the fake cash register.

He then pulls out a remote and presses a button, detonating the register

The fake cash register explodes the Bunker 51ian, sadly. He should have been more perceptive and noticed that instead of ringing when it opened, it beeped. A small chunk of Bunker flesh lands on the counter next to a half empty glass of ice cold Nuka Cola Orange. The glass needs polishing.

[Nuclear Wastelands]

The Sole Survivor stumbles in, drunk as always

"38 bottles of whiskey..."

[Union of Pepe]

(OOC: Sorry if this is not the correct style of post., I'm new to Nuka-Cola Bar, Vault 41 and N-Day in general)

A bar around here? Huh.
*walks in*
Hey, uh, can I get a quantum cola? Thanks.

*walks over whilst singing country roads*

‘Ere yarr! One glass’o Quantum.

One o’er here too!

[Union of Pepe]

The Sole Survivor stumbles in, drunk as always

"38 bottles of whiskey..."

I helped destroy you

[Blueflarst]

*feels depressed
Another year destroyed at night
*walks in
A Nuka Cola
I will ask a normal nuka cola

*sits on a chair concerned about the radiation in the bar