The Nuka-Cola Bar III

[Indo-Malaysia]

Seriously guys, I know you love your Wars and all that, the you have nuked the bar twice now. It’s getting beyond a joke.
Most of the mutants couldn’t be bothered rebuilding this time.

Good thing we had the Two-headed Rat Lizard.

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The Nuka-Cola Bar, The Nuka-Cola Bar II

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[The Glass Oasis]

(OOC: Sorry if this is not the correct style of post., I'm new to Nuka-Cola Bar, Vault 41 and N-Day in general)

A bar around here? Huh.
*walks in*
Hey, uh, can I get a quantum cola? Thanks.

[Pharoahs Haven]

(OOC: Sorry if this is not the correct style of post., I'm new to Nuka-Cola Bar, Vault 41 and N-Day in general)

A bar around here? Huh.
*walks in*
Hey, uh, can I get a quantum cola? Thanks.

*walks over whilst singing country roads*

‘Ere yarr! One glass’o Quantum.

[Mersdon]

*walks in*
Is there any room for a bionicle furry in a catsuit? *owos*
*flips coin in hand, then places it down onto the surface*
Anyways, here's a silver dollar. D'ya have any decent malts here? Life hasn't been the same since the Ruby's down the street got nuked.

[United Elemental Nations]

*An Elemental shinobi with a black flak jacket and UEN flag on the front walks into the bar drops a Ryo coin on the counter*
"A glass of tea Bartender-san."

[Servilis]

*walks in and falls over*
*gets back up*

*sits on bar stool*

"tea, spike with estrogen please, 2 sugars and milk as well, do not fill it to the tippity top"

[Violet November]

Give me a Nuka-Cola of DEATH and DOOM please

[Indo-Malaysia]

Give me a Nuka-Cola of DEATH and DOOM please

Comin’ Right up!

*slides drinks across the bar*

Oh! Forgot something!

*slides waiver for the drinker to declare they bear full responsibility of they poison themselves with said drink*

[Indo-Malaysia]

*An Elemental shinobi with a black flak jacket and UEN flag on the front walks into the bar drops a Ryo coin on the counter*
"A glass of tea Bartender-san."

Tea in a glass! Hmmph...

*boils tea*

*stirs in brahmin milk*

*pours in ceramic cup instead*

Here’s real tea for ya

*walks in and falls over*
*gets back up*

*sits on bar stool*

"tea, spike with estrogen please, 2 sugars and milk as well, do not fill it to the tippity top"

Good think there is still some tea left in the kettle!

*makes more tea*

I’m not going to question the estrogen, but here’s your spiked tea

[The Glass Oasis]

*The Rad-Dervish largo slime would be settled (sat?) on one of the stools, sipping a Quantum Nuka-Cola.*
I wonder why there was so little people just a bit ago. Ah well. Oh, I almost forgot! Here's a tip.
*He would slide a 5-newbuck coin to the bartender*
There. (edited to add the first return key)

[Newark Aristocracy]

*I slide a old Nu3ka Co5a over to the bartender*

Found this yesterday,took a sip,and man it makes you ******g fast.

[EndoHills]

*walks into bar*

Get me a nuka dark on the rocks

[Indo-Malaysia]

*I slide a old Nu3ka Co5a over to the bartender*

Found this yesterday,took a sip,and man it makes you ******g fast.

*raises eyebrows*

You can keep your Jet. We don’t do drugs in here. Last time they nuked our drink suppliers!

*walks into bar*

Get me a nuka dark on the rocks

Certainly

*pulls out shoddy plastic bottle and pours*

‘Ere yarr. That’d be 800 caps

[Tornado Queendom]

*walks into bar*

Tornado Molly: Give me a Nuka Cola, and you'll stay safe.

[Pharoahs Haven]

*walks into bar*

Tornado Molly: Give me a Nuka Cola, and you'll stay safe.

*Passes over the Nu3ka Co5a passed to the bartender earlier*

Enjoy...:

[Newark Aristocracy]

*I draw a gun on the bartender*

Ya idiot,you don't deny me.

*Takes off mask, revealing that I am a well known and wanted bandit,whom has killed all who tried to collect his bounty with his signature M4A1*

GIVE ME ALL YOUR CAPS,UNLESS YA WANT A BULLET TO THE BRAIN!

[Marxist Germany]

Hermann walks into the bar and sees the bandit carrying a gun, "hey! You! Yes you! PUT THAT GUN DOWN RIGHT NOW! This is a bar, not a shooting range..." he pulls out an AR15, "...you might want to listen to my advice, I heard rad roaches are wild this season."

[Newark Aristocracy]

*I shoot Hermann in both arms and legs,then shoots him in the chest*

Don't draw guns on me.

[Viva La Rebel Academy]

A young punk girl in her twenties from the nearby street just finished chewing her gum walks in to hear the commotion, speaking her native tongue that sounds like English and Russian put together, fully translated.

"What is going on here, and who is that twister girl over there? She better not be destroying this place wearing that get-up."

[Newark Aristocracy]

*I spray everyone with gunfire, hitting the punk girl in the neck,and one of the patrons in the back, severing their spinal cord*

Now back to you bartender.

[Auze]

A guy looking at his watch repeatedly and nervously walks in:

"Erm... Why is the roof made out of corrugated tin? I am not sure how well that protects against Nukes... I should hurry."

[New Equestria]

In walks a woman wearing maybe a little too much Nuka Cola merch, and with makeup and hair done up to look like the Nuka Cola poster girl. "I found an old pre-war café. Preserved. Dedicated to Nuka Cola. I spent four weeks collecting and setting it up perfectly so others may enjoy the sweet life altering deliciousness that is Nuka Cola." She leans over the bar and looks the bartender directly in the eyes. "You aren't going to take this from me."

"I love Nuka Cola. I. LOVE. Nuka. Cola."

And with that she saunters out of the bar, never breaking eye contact with the bar tender, while pulling a Nuka Cola (classic) out of her Nuka Cola satchel and loudly sipping it.

[Pan-Asiatic States]

Several soldiers from the Pan-Asiatic States dart looks at the Western agents in the bar. They eerily order several Nuka-Cola Quantums and uniformly consume the beverages without talking to each other.

[The Glass Oasis]

*I spray everyone with gunfire, hitting the punk girl in the neck,and one of the patrons in the back, severing their spinal cord*

Now back to you bartender.

Ow!!! Whyd you hit me too? I'm just a slime drinkin' a Quantum Nuka Cola!
*The Rad-Dervish largo would seem upset, with a bullet hole somewhat near his left eye. *

[Viva La Rebel Academy]

*After some time recovering from a small high-caliber round out of everyone's sight with only a napkin and applying a single band-aid herself, she takes it as nothing more than a scratch and peacefully walks back in sitting on the stool.*

"Mind if I speak with Molly, bartender? No, no drinks, please, I'm good."