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The Nuka-Cola Bar III

A place for governments-in-exile, plucky survivors, unlucky survivors, the horrifically mutated, and other assorted characters to ride out the nuclear hellstorm until it's safe to go outside again.
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Indo-Malaysia
Minister
 
Posts: 2559
Founded: Nov 07, 2014
Civil Rights Lovefest

The Nuka-Cola Bar III

Postby Indo-Malaysia » Mon Sep 23, 2019 2:44 am

Seriously guys, I know you love your Wars and all that, the you have nuked the bar twice now. It’s getting beyond a joke.
Most of the mutants couldn’t be bothered rebuilding this time.

Good thing we had the Two-headed Rat Lizard.
The Nuka-Cola Bar, The Nuka-Cola Bar II
Tsar of the Order of the Southern North.
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The Glass Oasis
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Glass Oasis » Mon Sep 23, 2019 6:12 am

(OOC: Sorry if this is not the correct style of post., I'm new to Nuka-Cola Bar, Vault 41 and N-Day in general)

A bar around here? Huh.
*walks in*
Hey, uh, can I get a quantum cola? Thanks.
A nation in the northwest Glass Desert of Rængo, 1k ly from Earth. So far basically the only Slime Rancher theme nation!
Redoing sig, probably.
Im not gonna be very active on here for a little while, but don’t worry im ok
Year: 2570 Name: Federation of the Glass Oasis, (the) Glass Oasis
1 NB = 50 NC(newcents) = .36 NS dollars
If statedn't in factbooks or forums, imagine, and/or go by SR things,or not,I don't care. NSstats loosely followed.
Adjustable PMT?-FT-FFT? + FanT mix. Kinda just SR tech.

I have Scratch!
shame I’m sometimes making accidentally wrong choices but oh well, JUST LIKE REALITY!Ha,ha,hah..ha

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Pharoahs Haven
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 100
Founded: Sep 21, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Pharoahs Haven » Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:33 am

The Glass Oasis wrote:(OOC: Sorry if this is not the correct style of post., I'm new to Nuka-Cola Bar, Vault 41 and N-Day in general)

A bar around here? Huh.
*walks in*
Hey, uh, can I get a quantum cola? Thanks.

*walks over whilst singing country roads*

‘Ere yarr! One glass’o Quantum.

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Mersdon
Diplomat
 
Posts: 585
Founded: Feb 28, 2018
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Mersdon » Mon Sep 23, 2019 8:04 pm

*walks in*
Is there any room for a bionicle furry in a catsuit? *owos*
*flips coin in hand, then places it down onto the surface*
Anyways, here's a silver dollar. D'ya have any decent malts here? Life hasn't been the same since the Ruby's down the street got nuked.
Does a French cowboy say ouihaw?

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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United Elemental Nations
Attaché
 
Posts: 68
Founded: Sep 23, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby United Elemental Nations » Tue Sep 24, 2019 12:57 am

*An Elemental shinobi with a black flak jacket and UEN flag on the front walks into the bar drops a Ryo coin on the counter*
"A glass of tea Bartender-san."

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Servilis
Chargé d'Affaires
 
Posts: 494
Founded: May 07, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Servilis » Tue Sep 24, 2019 12:59 am

*walks in and falls over*
*gets back up*

*sits on bar stool*

"tea, spike with estrogen please, 2 sugars and milk as well, do not fill it to the tippity top"
she/her - they know me as yeoss

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Violet November
Political Columnist
 
Posts: 3
Founded: Mar 07, 2019
Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Violet November » Tue Sep 24, 2019 1:06 am

Give me a Nuka-Cola of DEATH and DOOM please
BLДCKДCЯЗ!

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Indo-Malaysia
Minister
 
Posts: 2559
Founded: Nov 07, 2014
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Indo-Malaysia » Tue Sep 24, 2019 4:49 am

Violet November wrote:Give me a Nuka-Cola of DEATH and DOOM please

Comin’ Right up!

*slides drinks across the bar*

Oh! Forgot something!

*slides waiver for the drinker to declare they bear full responsibility of they poison themselves with said drink*
Tsar of the Order of the Southern North.
Minister of Foreign Affairs for KAISERREICH

Winner of the Best Delegate of Warzone Africa award

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Indo-Malaysia
Minister
 
Posts: 2559
Founded: Nov 07, 2014
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Indo-Malaysia » Tue Sep 24, 2019 4:52 am

United Elemental Nations wrote:*An Elemental shinobi with a black flak jacket and UEN flag on the front walks into the bar drops a Ryo coin on the counter*
"A glass of tea Bartender-san."

Tea in a glass! Hmmph...

*boils tea*

*stirs in brahmin milk*

*pours in ceramic cup instead*

Here’s real tea for ya

Servilis wrote:*walks in and falls over*
*gets back up*

*sits on bar stool*

"tea, spike with estrogen please, 2 sugars and milk as well, do not fill it to the tippity top"


Good think there is still some tea left in the kettle!

*makes more tea*

I’m not going to question the estrogen, but here’s your spiked tea
Tsar of the Order of the Southern North.
Minister of Foreign Affairs for KAISERREICH

Winner of the Best Delegate of Warzone Africa award

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The Glass Oasis
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Glass Oasis » Tue Sep 24, 2019 5:13 am

*The Rad-Dervish largo slime would be settled (sat?) on one of the stools, sipping a Quantum Nuka-Cola.*
I wonder why there was so little people just a bit ago. Ah well. Oh, I almost forgot! Here's a tip.
*He would slide a 5-newbuck coin to the bartender*
There. (edited to add the first return key)
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A nation in the northwest Glass Desert of Rængo, 1k ly from Earth. So far basically the only Slime Rancher theme nation!
Redoing sig, probably.
Im not gonna be very active on here for a little while, but don’t worry im ok
Year: 2570 Name: Federation of the Glass Oasis, (the) Glass Oasis
1 NB = 50 NC(newcents) = .36 NS dollars
If statedn't in factbooks or forums, imagine, and/or go by SR things,or not,I don't care. NSstats loosely followed.
Adjustable PMT?-FT-FFT? + FanT mix. Kinda just SR tech.

I have Scratch!
shame I’m sometimes making accidentally wrong choices but oh well, JUST LIKE REALITY!Ha,ha,hah..ha

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Newark Aristocracy
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1274
Founded: Nov 10, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Newark Aristocracy » Tue Sep 24, 2019 5:33 am

*I slide a old Nu3ka Co5a over to the bartender*

Found this yesterday,took a sip,and man it makes you ******g fast.
If you are reading this,I am becoming mentally unstable because of everything this year has brought. I want help,but I dont know where to get it. And no,I am not a suicidal person.

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EndoHills
Lobbyist
 
Posts: 19
Founded: Sep 19, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Can’t wait till n-day

Postby EndoHills » Tue Sep 24, 2019 9:47 am

*walks into bar*

Get me a nuka dark on the rocks

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Indo-Malaysia
Minister
 
Posts: 2559
Founded: Nov 07, 2014
Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Indo-Malaysia » Tue Sep 24, 2019 3:44 pm

Newark Aristocracy wrote:*I slide a old Nu3ka Co5a over to the bartender*

Found this yesterday,took a sip,and man it makes you ******g fast.

*raises eyebrows*

You can keep your Jet. We don’t do drugs in here. Last time they nuked our drink suppliers!
EndoHills wrote:*walks into bar*

Get me a nuka dark on the rocks

Certainly

*pulls out shoddy plastic bottle and pours*

‘Ere yarr. That’d be 800 caps
Tsar of the Order of the Southern North.
Minister of Foreign Affairs for KAISERREICH

Winner of the Best Delegate of Warzone Africa award

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Tornado Queendom
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Posts: 1047
Founded: Sep 09, 2016
Compulsory Consumerist State

Postby Tornado Queendom » Tue Sep 24, 2019 3:45 pm

*walks into bar*

Tornado Molly: Give me a Nuka Cola, and you'll stay safe.
Enron Did Nothing Wrong
Stay Home™
There are three genders: Male, Female, and Spam. I respect your opinion if you think otherwise.
Epstein Didn't Kill Himself™
The future will not look like the Jetsons, it will look like Mutant Rampage BodySlam.

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Pharoahs Haven
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 100
Founded: Sep 21, 2017
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Pharoahs Haven » Tue Sep 24, 2019 3:47 pm

Tornado Queendom wrote:*walks into bar*

Tornado Molly: Give me a Nuka Cola, and you'll stay safe.

*Passes over the Nu3ka Co5a passed to the bartender earlier*

Enjoy...:

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Newark Aristocracy
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1274
Founded: Nov 10, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Newark Aristocracy » Tue Sep 24, 2019 4:34 pm

*I draw a gun on the bartender*

Ya idiot,you don't deny me.

*Takes off mask, revealing that I am a well known and wanted bandit,whom has killed all who tried to collect his bounty with his signature M4A1*

GIVE ME ALL YOUR CAPS,UNLESS YA WANT A BULLET TO THE BRAIN!
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If you are reading this,I am becoming mentally unstable because of everything this year has brought. I want help,but I dont know where to get it. And no,I am not a suicidal person.

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Marxist Germany
Minister
 
Posts: 2074
Founded: Jun 07, 2018
Corporate Bordello

Postby Marxist Germany » Tue Sep 24, 2019 5:15 pm

Hermann walks into the bar and sees the bandit carrying a gun, "hey! You! Yes you! PUT THAT GUN DOWN RIGHT NOW! This is a bar, not a shooting range..." he pulls out an AR15, "...you might want to listen to my advice, I heard rad roaches are wild this season."
Country represents RL views mostly. Not Marxist anymore.
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Newark Aristocracy
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1274
Founded: Nov 10, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Newark Aristocracy » Tue Sep 24, 2019 5:31 pm

*I shoot Hermann in both arms and legs,then shoots him in the chest*

Don't draw guns on me.
If you are reading this,I am becoming mentally unstable because of everything this year has brought. I want help,but I dont know where to get it. And no,I am not a suicidal person.

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Viva La Rebel Academy
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 57
Founded: Aug 09, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Viva La Rebel Academy » Tue Sep 24, 2019 5:55 pm

A young punk girl in her twenties from the nearby street just finished chewing her gum walks in to hear the commotion, speaking her native tongue that sounds like English and Russian put together, fully translated.

"What is going on here, and who is that twister girl over there? She better not be destroying this place wearing that get-up."
A Pan-Asian survivalist nation who doesn't need international help when disaster strikes, and is only one nation away before total reunification of the continent.


Latest Ticks: G32 is renamed to G51 after western Asia falls into anarchy. The Academy is attempting to figure out a way of getting Japan into the Rebelian side.

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Newark Aristocracy
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1274
Founded: Nov 10, 2018
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Newark Aristocracy » Tue Sep 24, 2019 5:58 pm

*I spray everyone with gunfire, hitting the punk girl in the neck,and one of the patrons in the back, severing their spinal cord*

Now back to you bartender.
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If you are reading this,I am becoming mentally unstable because of everything this year has brought. I want help,but I dont know where to get it. And no,I am not a suicidal person.

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Auze
Minister
 
Posts: 2025
Founded: Oct 31, 2015
Democratic Socialists

Postby Auze » Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:00 pm

A guy looking at his watch repeatedly and nervously walks in:

"Erm... Why is the roof made out of corrugated tin? I am not sure how well that protects against Nukes... I should hurry."
Hello, I'm an LDS kid from South Carolina!
In case you're wondering, it's pronounced ['ɑ.ziː].

Anyway, how about a game?
RIP LWDT & RWDT. Y'all did not go gentle into that good night.
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New Equestria
Envoy
 
Posts: 339
Founded: Jul 09, 2016
Capitalist Paradise

Postby New Equestria » Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:08 pm

In walks a woman wearing maybe a little too much Nuka Cola merch, and with makeup and hair done up to look like the Nuka Cola poster girl. "I found an old pre-war café. Preserved. Dedicated to Nuka Cola. I spent four weeks collecting and setting it up perfectly so others may enjoy the sweet life altering deliciousness that is Nuka Cola." She leans over the bar and looks the bartender directly in the eyes. "You aren't going to take this from me."

"I love Nuka Cola. I. LOVE. Nuka. Cola."

And with that she saunters out of the bar, never breaking eye contact with the bar tender, while pulling a Nuka Cola (classic) out of her Nuka Cola satchel and loudly sipping it.
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Pan-Asiatic States
Senator
 
Posts: 3515
Founded: Nov 14, 2017
Democratic Socialists

Postby Pan-Asiatic States » Tue Sep 24, 2019 9:03 pm

Several soldiers from the Pan-Asiatic States dart looks at the Western agents in the bar. They eerily order several Nuka-Cola Quantums and uniformly consume the beverages without talking to each other.
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The Glass Oasis
Spokesperson
 
Posts: 102
Founded: Jun 20, 2019
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby The Glass Oasis » Tue Sep 24, 2019 10:15 pm

Newark Aristocracy wrote:*I spray everyone with gunfire, hitting the punk girl in the neck,and one of the patrons in the back, severing their spinal cord*

Now back to you bartender.

Ow!!! Whyd you hit me too? I'm just a slime drinkin' a Quantum Nuka Cola!
*The Rad-Dervish largo would seem upset, with a bullet hole somewhat near his left eye. *
A nation in the northwest Glass Desert of Rængo, 1k ly from Earth. So far basically the only Slime Rancher theme nation!
Redoing sig, probably.
Im not gonna be very active on here for a little while, but don’t worry im ok
Year: 2570 Name: Federation of the Glass Oasis, (the) Glass Oasis
1 NB = 50 NC(newcents) = .36 NS dollars
If statedn't in factbooks or forums, imagine, and/or go by SR things,or not,I don't care. NSstats loosely followed.
Adjustable PMT?-FT-FFT? + FanT mix. Kinda just SR tech.

I have Scratch!
shame I’m sometimes making accidentally wrong choices but oh well, JUST LIKE REALITY!Ha,ha,hah..ha

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Viva La Rebel Academy
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 57
Founded: Aug 09, 2019
Ex-Nation

Postby Viva La Rebel Academy » Tue Sep 24, 2019 11:26 pm

*After some time recovering from a small high-caliber round out of everyone's sight with only a napkin and applying a single band-aid herself, she takes it as nothing more than a scratch and peacefully walks back in sitting on the stool.*

"Mind if I speak with Molly, bartender? No, no drinks, please, I'm good."
A Pan-Asian survivalist nation who doesn't need international help when disaster strikes, and is only one nation away before total reunification of the continent.


Latest Ticks: G32 is renamed to G51 after western Asia falls into anarchy. The Academy is attempting to figure out a way of getting Japan into the Rebelian side.

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