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The Holy Church of Moderation

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Lamoni
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The Holy Church of Moderation

Postby Lamoni » Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:09 am

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Welcome one and all to The Holy Church of Moderation. Our healing waters and clean air have also been known to be restorative for the weary travelers and pilgrims who make it to our church, while our mighty shields protect you from the slings and arrows of nuclear war. From a small grove on NS Earth, to the ravages of outer space, places never before explored, and all points in-between, diverse places and peoples make up the church's story.

It is a story of hope for an impoverished people, a shared lesson on justice and equality, and a unique testimony of the forgiving grace of, and the fiery justice of, The Most Holy Moderators. Our collective story will continue to resonate in the hearts and minds of the people of Nationstates long into the future.

Our faith movement was born during the troubled times when creation (also known as Nationstates) was still a small and fragile thing, which could still be run by The Most Holy Max Barry. The Most Holy Moderators were created by his power and wisdom, intended to defend creation from all who would sin against it, using warnings and bans to combat the evils of sin, for the greater glory of The Most Holy Max Barry. Many believers in the 21st century hoped to restore “the ancient order of things” that had once existed in the beginning. They hoped such a restoration would lead to the reappearance of The Most Holy Max Barry, who would share his wisdom and grace with them once more.

Early members of our church legitimately could be termed spiritual seekers. Many had gone from one group to another searching for truth. In our movement they found a spiritual home that helped meet some of their deepest spiritual longings. This legacy of seeking and journeying continues in our movement today.

The missionary zeal of the church calls for active ministry of all its members. Their excitement in sharing the gospel of The Most Holy Moderators has been contagious, and they have spent their time sharing and baptizing people in all of creation in their journeys.

Who we Are

We are a church dedicated to The Most Holy Moderators, who have been known to extend their Most Holy Grace towards those who direct the proper respectful worship toward them. Having fully established ourselves during the first Nationstates N-Day, we have finally opened our doors to the public at large, allowing all who desire it the chance to come and worship the divine Moderators. We are led by our Enduring Principles toward salvation for all, in the name of The Most Holy Moderators.

Our Enduring Principles

Our Enduring Principles can be broken down in the following ways, which have been simplified for the layperson:

1.) We believe that The Most Holy Max Barry created the world, and bestowed certain of his powers upon [violet], who was appointed to safeguard creation from atomic annihilation.

2.) We affirm that The Most Holy [violet] created the Moderators in order to assist her with her appointed duties, bestowing upon them the knowledge, wisdom, and powers required to assist her in her mission.

3.) We uphold that The Most Holy Moderators are divine beings, worthy of both praise and worship.

4.) We maintain that the following principles are to be maintained by all followers of the church:

* Sacredness of Creation
* Continuing Revelation
* Worth of All Persons
* All Are Called, regardless of ability, race, species, or gender
* Responsible Choices
* Unity in Diversity
* Blessings of Community
* Spirit and material, seen and unseen, are related

5.) The Most Holy Moderators will sometimes select the most worthy of individuals to ascend and join them in Godhood, if they feel that it is proper and just.

6.) We recognize that the staff were created by The Most Holy Moderators to serve as priests, Missionaries, Deacons, and other positions in the church, helping to spread the gospel of The Most Holy Moderators to all who will listen.

Our Facilities

The Church of The Most Holy Moderators is massive, some comparing our facilities to those of the Royal Palaces of yore. The stained glass windows of the church are noted for each one of them depicting one of The Most Holy Moderators, while other iconography of the church is on impressive display throughout the church.

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Certainly, the size and splendor of such a grand and vast interior requires an excellent sound system so that the faithful might be able to fully participate in worship, and the church does not fail in this respect, either. A movie theater style sound system has been installed, allowing all to participate in worship of The Most Holy Moderators.

Worship services are held several times each day, so that all who seek spiritual enlightenment from The Most Holy Moderators will not walk away empty-handed. However, woe be to the unrepentant sinner! For the wrath of The Most Holy Moderators is known to be fierce, and their sense of justice is swift and deadly. The Most Holy Moderators are known to use such legendary weapons as the Banhammer, as well as the Sword of DEAT in their most holy duties against the sinners. A single swing from the Sword of DEAT has been recorded in the holy scriptures as being enough to wipe a sinner from existence! The truly repentant sinner however, is welcome to atone for their sins, and regain the grace of The Most Holy Moderators.

The Most Holy Moderators are open to offerings from the faithful, though they be of different species, genders, and even schools of thought. All honest manner of offerings made in true faith are accepted from the faithful. So please come in and worship The Most Holy Moderators, who will surely bestow their blessings upon you!
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Rusthenia
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Postby Rusthenia » Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:42 am

wouldn't the churches you know……… get atomic bombed?
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Postby USS Monitor » Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:14 am

Rusthenia wrote:wouldn't the churches you know……… get atomic bombed?


USS Monitor survived both the previous N-Days, and I think had no radiation both times.
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Postby Rusthenia » Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:22 am

USS Monitor wrote:
Rusthenia wrote:wouldn't the churches you know……… get atomic bombed?


USS Monitor survived both the previous N-Days, and I think had no radiation both times.


gonna change that if i can.
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Lamoni
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Postby Lamoni » Wed Sep 26, 2018 1:46 pm

Rusthenia wrote:
USS Monitor wrote:
USS Monitor survived both the previous N-Days, and I think had no radiation both times.


gonna change that if i can.


It isn't just hyperbole, when we said:

Welcome one and all to The Holy Church of Moderation. Our healing waters and clean air have also been known to be restorative for the weary travelers and pilgrims who make it to our church, while our mighty shields protect you from the slings and arrows of nuclear war.
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Postby Joriker » Wed Sep 26, 2018 1:58 pm

PRAISE MAX!!!!!!!!!!
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Postby LiberNovusAmericae » Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:15 pm

Rusthenia wrote:wouldn't the churches you know……… get atomic bombed?

The Most Holly Max Barry wouldn't allow that to happen.
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Leonnia
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Postby Leonnia » Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:47 pm

We all know that the only one who should be worshiped on this N-Day is Saint Josephtan, the martyr.

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Greater East Germany
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Postby Greater East Germany » Wed Sep 26, 2018 3:00 pm

I need someone.. I need to confess my sins.

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Gurori
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Postby Gurori » Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:02 pm

I pray to thee, Lord Barry in this great time of need.

One hundred and two nuclear weapons are scheduled to launch towards me any second now, I pray for protection from the menace known as "The Dom Army".
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Postby Kyrusia » Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:53 pm

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Nantoraka
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Postby Nantoraka » Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:02 pm

I have a sin to confess Father, I targeted the nations of my friends and launched a series of weapons of mass destruction at them with the intent to kill

Will His Holiness forgive me?

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Postby Ruskland-Preuben » Wed Sep 26, 2018 11:39 pm

When are you giving nations Rad-Aways on succeeding N-Days? There’s gotta be a way to lower radiation.
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Postby Pan-Asiatic States » Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:01 am

*gasp* It's finally here!

*kneels*

Please ascend the 2 Billion souls of dead Asians, Great Divinity, Max; to whatever best afterlife they can be given. They were good people. Mostly.
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Postby Greater vakolicci haven » Thu Sep 27, 2018 8:41 am

If the power here is so high, why does GD's faction have a habit of imploding itself spectacularly on previous n-days?
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Postby Lamoni » Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:34 pm

Greater vakolicci haven wrote:If the power here is so high, why does GD's faction have a habit of imploding itself spectacularly on previous n-days?


Who said that the Church is merely a GD institution?
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Postby Greater vakolicci haven » Fri Sep 28, 2018 3:43 am

Lamoni wrote:
Greater vakolicci haven wrote:If the power here is so high, why does GD's faction have a habit of imploding itself spectacularly on previous n-days?


Who said that the Church is merely a GD institution?

But shouldn't you use the holy power of the church to protect your home region in in its greatest need?
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Lamoni
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Postby Lamoni » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:13 am

Shouldn't you have better uses for your time than trying to rules lawyer in disguise?
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Triplebaconation: Lamoni commands a quiet respect that carries its own authority. He is the Mandela of NS.

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Postby Greater vakolicci haven » Fri Sep 28, 2018 9:15 am

Lamoni wrote:Shouldn't you have better uses for your time than trying to rules lawyer in disguise?

It was a joke. Not serious.
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Right-wing Utopia

Postby Lord Dominator » Fri Sep 28, 2018 11:37 am

Greater vakolicci haven wrote:If the power here is so high, why does GD's faction have a habit of imploding itself spectacularly on previous n-days?

Because people (this time around, me) have a tendency of blowing up the factions of people they know

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Pan-Asiatic States
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Ex-Nation

Postby Pan-Asiatic States » Sun Sep 22, 2019 10:14 pm

Praise be Max. Please bless the Pan-Asiatic States with the enduring strength we require to brave the radiation storms and may your gospel shelter us as we embark on another N-Day.
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Max Ashley
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Postby Max Ashley » Sun Sep 22, 2019 10:23 pm

Praise be to my male counterpart: Max Barry.

More importantly, though, you are well-advised to kowtow in the presence of your goddess...

Max Ashley

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The Blaatschapen
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Anarchy

Postby The Blaatschapen » Mon Sep 23, 2019 1:42 am

No more DEAT FROM ABOVE? :(
The Blaatschapen should resign

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Nantoraka
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Psychotic Dictatorship

Postby Nantoraka » Mon Sep 23, 2019 4:35 am

Perhaps His Holiness can bless my missiles so they inflict more casualties?

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The Glass Oasis
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Ex-Nation

Postby The Glass Oasis » Mon Sep 23, 2019 6:21 am

Praise the Holy Ones for all their effort, and may they last forever. Might my shields be empowered, but of course let us not force the great Max Barry and his fellows to do things. They deserve breaks too, so lets let that happen.
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