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Slaves for sale
Posted:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:58 amby Munkchester
When the bombs drop, you're going to need to rebuild your country. So why not enslave someone else to do it for you?
George F. Enwick (alias of no relation to Lord President of Munkchester George Fenwick) recently decided to make some money on the side by selling slaves. The Fenwick Brigade has now just returned from kidnapping millions of people who are now being sold here.
Slaves of all ethnicities and nationalities are available as George F. Enwick is a progressive. Educated slaves such as lawyers and teachers will also be available, as well as the traditional range of labourers and pleasure slaves.
PRICES
Skilled labourer - $2,000
Unskilled labourer - $500
Educated slave - $50,000
Pleasure slave - $30,000
Posted:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 3:21 amby 002 is hot
My $30,000 pleasure slave and I will repopulate my entire country.
Posted:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 4:12 amby Munkchester
002 is Hot wrote:My $30,000 pleasure slave and I will repopulate my entire country.
Done.
Posted:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 4:14 amby Holy Ilythia
A pleasure slave sounds lovely.
Posted:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 4:14 amby Dreshand
I require 20 educated slaves and a single pleasure slave
Posted:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:14 amby Munkchester
Dreshand wrote:I require 20 educated slaves
and a single pleasure slave
Your order comes to a total of $1,030,000.
Posted:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:17 amby Vincere Terrae
no it isn't
I'll have 3 Pleasure slaves
Posted:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:20 amby Munkchester
Taliostia wrote:Slavery is wrong and stupid.
no u
Vincere Terrae wrote:no it isn't
I'll have 3 Pleasure slaves
While this is not a brothel, your order has been accepted.
Posted:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 9:26 amby Saranidia
Munkchester wrote:Taliostia wrote:Slavery is wrong and stupid.
no u
Vincere Terrae wrote:no it isn't
I'll have 3 Pleasure slaves
While this is not a brothel, your order has been accepted.
The Republic of Saranidia condemns the enslavement of various people.
We will not intervene so long as you don’t enslave people from our nation or their allies and don’t hire saranidian citizens as slave traders but be aware we disapprove.
Posted:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 10:25 amby Nilrahrarfan
I'll have 20 educated slaves, which we shall convert to our ideology. We'll also have 20 Skilled labourers, which should help rebuild.
Posted:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 12:14 pmby Indo-Malaysia
"I'm Spartacus!"
"I am Spartacus!"
"I'em, Sparta-kas!"
"Oi'em Spartacus!!"
why are all the slaves being crucified?
Posted:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:24 pmby Munkchester
Remember to get your slaves quick!
Posted:
Wed Sep 26, 2018 2:24 pmby Munkchester
Nilrahrarfan wrote:I'll have 20 educated slaves, which we shall convert to our ideology. We'll also have 20 Skilled labourers, which should help rebuild.
Order accepted.
Posted:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:39 amby Pan-Asiatic States
ENCRYPTED, STRONG
The Sixth Administration would like to discreetly purchase 200 pleasure slaves to be used as human seeds, to repopulate Asia.
Posted:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 7:59 amby Munkchester
Yeah what was I expecting posting this on a forum full of teenage boys
Posted:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 8:08 amby Aclion
I mean your specifically selling pleasure slaves, what did you expect?
Posted:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 8:10 amby Munkchester
This
Posted:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 9:00 amby The Biggles Syndicate
Honestly, if I had a dollar for every time you offer to sell slaves, I'd be able to buy myself a PS4 game.
Posted:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:29 amby Munkchester
The Biggles Syndicate wrote:Honestly, if I had a dollar for every time you offer to sell slaves, I'd be able to buy myself a PS4 game.
You'd have 3
Posted:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:33 amby The Griffin Republic
What color are they? It's illegal to own europeans in the Griffin Republic.
Posted:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:40 amby Munkchester
The Griffin Republic wrote:What color are they? It's illegal to own europeans in the Griffin Republic.
They're all from your country
Posted:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:46 amby Second Empire of America
"This is horrifying. We especially condemn your intent to sell slaves for the purpose of rape. We would have already launched a full scale invasion of your nation if you were not a nuclear power. We must free the slaves through any means possible, including... *groans* ... paying ransom money. We'll order all your unskilled and skilled laborers, 10,000,000 "pleasure slaves", and 5,000,000 educated slaves, all of whom will be immediately freed. We will pay you up to $1,000,000,000,000 NSD to save these people from slavery."
- Emperor Norton II.
Posted:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:49 amby Munkchester
Second Empire of America wrote:"This is horrifying. We especially condemn your intent to sell slaves for the purpose of rape. We would have already launched a full scale invasion of your nation if you were not a nuclear power. We must free the slaves through any means possible, including... *groans* ... paying ransom money. We'll order all your unskilled and skilled laborers, 10,000,000 "pleasure slaves", and 5,000,000 educated slaves, all of whom will be immediately freed. We will pay you up to $1,000,000,000,000 NSD to save these people from slavery."
- Emperor Norton II.
$1.25 trillion. We've got a lot of slaves.
Posted:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 10:58 amby Second Empire of America
Deal.
Posted:
Thu Sep 27, 2018 11:00 amby Adad Civilization