Slaves for sale

[Munkchester]

If there are any pleasure slaves left we'll buy 3

Accepted

[The Griffin Republic]

What color are they? It's illegal to own europeans in the Griffin Republic.

They're all from your country

Why would I buy my own slaves?

[Adad Civilization]

If there are any pleasure slaves left we'll buy 3

Accepted

Do you take gold? We don't exactly have $90,000 lying around.

[Munkchester]

They're all from your country

Why would I buy my own slaves?

Finders keepers

[Munkchester]

Accepted

Do you take gold? We don't exactly have $90,000 lying around.

Yes.

[The Griffin Republic]

Why would I buy my own slaves?

Finders keepers

Pfffft, thief.

[Bloodshade]

What qualifications does an educated slave? Or am I picking at random?

Oh well, I’ll take 10 educated slaves and 5 pleasure slaves! A man needs someone smart to talk to in these troubling times. We also probably need some way to preserve humanity!

I’m also freeing them after I buy them off of you. Slavery is barbaric, you barbarian! Here’s hoping they don’t run away...

[Munkchester]

What qualifications does an educated slave? Or am I picking at random?

Oh well, I’ll take 10 educated slaves and 5 pleasure slaves! A man needs someone smart to talk to in these troubling times. We also probably need some way to preserve humanity!

I’m also freeing them after I buy them off of you. Slavery is barbaric, you barbarian! Here’s hoping they don’t run away...

Order accepted.

[Second Empire of America]

Now that we've purchased and freed your slaves, we are launching a full nuclear strike against you to stop you from enslaving more people. You have five minutes to free every single slave and give us all the money you earned in the slave trade, or else we will wipe your country off the map.

EDIT: It appears you were destroyed by someone else. We're going after your customers now.

[Munkchester]

Now that we've purchased and freed your slaves, we are launching a full nuclear strike against you to stop you from enslaving more people. You have five minutes to free every single slave and give us all the money you earned in the slave trade, or else we will wipe your country off the map.

EDIT: It appears you were destroyed by someone else. We're going after your customers now.

You didn't free all the pleasure/educated slaves, so...

In any case, all Munkcestrians survived. We built bunkers.

[Second Empire of America]

We did plunder your ruins and get our money back. It's a shame we couldn't free all the slaves before they died in the nuclear detonations, but we at least managed to save the laborers.

[Smitzburg]

Now that we've purchased and freed your slaves, we are launching a full nuclear strike against you to stop you from enslaving more people. You have five minutes to free every single slave and give us all the money you earned in the slave trade, or else we will wipe your country off the map.

EDIT: It appears you were destroyed by someone else. We're going after your customers now.

Woah there captain buzz kill

[Munkchester]

We did plunder your ruins and get our money back

That's really just rude

[The Great Imperator Jeffrey]

I buy 1 million unskilled slaves.

[Cosona]

As our nation emerged untouched from the nuclear holocaust that sweeped so much of the world, and with our human rights legislation strictly prohibiting the use of slaves, we would like to buy 10,000 of each kind for the intent of shuffling them into our native population as refugees, so they may begin a new life in safety.

For the sake of convenience, we've calculated the cost to be $875,000,000, and we'll deliver them to Sielva Harbour on our own ships.

[Nantoraka]

A pleasure slave would be great to wait out the nuclear fallout with.

Good thing that sensual nuclear-bunker styled sex dungeon I built will come in handy