Your citizens need help in a time of crisis, and it is no surprise that the Derplandz’s generous citizens and government have recently donated five trillion dollars to manufacture Waffle Planes and WMD-proof buildings to house citizens from all nations. Our nation is friendly, peaceful, inclusive, and safe. We are proud to be one of the least corrupt and most safe nations in the universe and hope your citizens will come to safety in the Derplandz.
Our Waffle Planes will be piloted by the government’s top-notch pilots, all of which have been flying for at least seven years. For the safety of all, security on the Waffle Planes may reject people who wish to board and search possessions upon entry. They will also be able to confiscate possessions of boarded passengers, though, unless requested by the government of the nation, the possessions will be given back upon the citizen’s landing and exit back home (after the war or when requested by the nation’s government).
We will only be using Waffle Planes at are not weaponized—no nations may request WWPs (Weaponized Waffle Planes), as the Derplandz wishes to stay out of conflicts. Additionally, we expect no research to be done on our Waffle Planes in order to prevent the replication of them, which would be dangerous due to the advanced technology put into them.
Citizens will be comfortable and happy. We understand the importance of good food and beverages, and we have also devoted a portion of our donations to furniture and entertainment, as we recognize these features to be essential to both physical, mental, and emotional health.
While we discourage segregation and racism, safety is our top priority, and we recognize nations have varying relationships with each other. Our analysts have deduced what nation’s citizens are best fit to live together, though nations may request to be separate from another, and two to four nations may request housing together. This limit is imposed simply because of the sizes of our safezones.
For more information, please ask! We are happy to answer.
Waffle Plane information: http://the-derpy-dimension.wikia.com/wiki/Waffle_Plane
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