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Dragon Pact

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:18 am
by Rost Dreadnorramus
If anybody hates the new western atlantic then join the Faction (that has yet to be made) named the Dragon Pact, if you want to join, then send a telegram to me and pledge your support.

I will be apart of the war but only long enough to roast an idiot i hate and a few other guys i don't like.

So if you are bored here then send your hide to the Dragon Pact.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:22 am
by Rost Dreadnorramus
By the way we do not allow whimps, babies, sissies, and yellow bellies in our faction, we only allow men with steel spins in.

(P.S. you will be put through the same training that the Russian special forces are put through, if you fail then you be used to fly kamikaze missions until you go up with your load)

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:25 am
by The New California Republic
Rost Dreadnorramus wrote:If anybody hates the new western atlantic and does not mind sending nukes at that ugly pig suternia then join the Faction (that has yet to be made) named the Dragon Pact, if you want to join, then send a telegram to me and pledge your support.

I will be apart of the war but only long enough to roast suternia and a few other guys i don't like.

So if you are board here then send your hide to the Dragon Pact.

Now that Suternia is aware of your plans, they will either join a large faction that will annihilate yours, or they will not participate at all.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:26 am
by Rost Dreadnorramus
The New California Republic wrote:
Rost Dreadnorramus wrote:If anybody hates the new western atlantic then join the Faction (that has yet to be made) named the Dragon Pact, if you want to join, then send a telegram to me and pledge your support.

I will be apart of the war but only long enough to roast an idiot and a few other guys i don't like.

So if you are board here then send your hide to the Dragon Pact.

Now that Suternia is aware of your plans, they will either join a large faction that will annihilate yours, or they will not participate at all.

You don't get notifications if your nation is mentioned in the forum.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:30 am
by The New California Republic
Rost Dreadnorramus wrote:
The New California Republic wrote:Now that Suternia is aware of your plans, they will either join a large faction that will annihilate yours, or they will not participate at all.

You don't get notifications if your nation is mentioned in the forum.

Telegrams are a thing.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:28 am
by Tinhampton
Rost Dreadnorramus wrote:(P.S. you will be put through the same training that the Russian special forces are put through, if you fail then you be used to fly kamikaze missions until you go up with your load)

How do you get to impose all this upon a few dozen volunteers on an internet game for the sole purposes of bombing about five or six of your arch-enemies? :eyebrow:

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:45 pm
by Suternia
Rost Dreadnorramus wrote:If anybody hates the new western atlantic then join the Faction (that has yet to be made) named the Dragon Pact, if you want to join, then send a telegram to me and pledge your support.

I will be apart of the war but only long enough to roast an idiot i hate and a few other guys i don't like.

So if you are bored here then send your hide to the Dragon Pact.

Now that's nice, can't wait to be attacked! #YellowEmpire

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:04 pm
by Rost Dreadnorramus
Tinhampton wrote:
Rost Dreadnorramus wrote:(P.S. you will be put through the same training that the Russian special forces are put through, if you fail then you be used to fly kamikaze missions until you go up with your load)

How do you get to impose all this upon a few dozen volunteers on an internet game for the sole purposes of bombing about five or six of your arch-enemies? :eyebrow:

You told suternia did'nt you.

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:10 pm
by Gladom Newion
Rost Dreadnorramus wrote:
Tinhampton wrote:How do you get to impose all this upon a few dozen volunteers on an internet game for the sole purposes of bombing about five or six of your arch-enemies? :eyebrow:

You told suternia did'nt you.

Wait, who said that this was the case? I shall immediately replace my direct rotary telephone hotline to Suternia with a delightful selection of cocoabo figurines - nine of them, to avoid arousing suspicion! After all, who could possibly suspect that I might just be engaging in crazy conversation with people that can't hear me?

PostPosted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 7:16 pm
by Suternia
Gladom Newion wrote:
Rost Dreadnorramus wrote:You told suternia did'nt you.

Wait, who said that this was the case? I shall immediately replace my direct rotary telephone hotline to Suternia with a delightful selection of cocoabo figurines - nine of them, to avoid arousing suspicion! After all, who could possibly suspect that I might just be engaging in crazy conversation with people that can't hear me?

Boy how many puppets do you have? :lol2:
I have only 6

PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 4:38 am
by Rost Dreadnorramus
Suternia wrote:
Gladom Newion wrote:Wait, who said that this was the case? I shall immediately replace my direct rotary telephone hotline to Suternia with a delightful selection of cocoabo figurines - nine of them, to avoid arousing suspicion! After all, who could possibly suspect that I might just be engaging in crazy conversation with people that can't hear me?

Boy how many puppets do you have? :lol2:
I have only 6

5th American had over 60 last i heard.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 4:42 am
by Sefy the Great
Rost Dreadnorramus wrote:
Suternia wrote:Boy how many puppets do you have? :lol2:
I have only 6

5th American had over 60 last i heard.

that's a lot of talking to themselves, but if we were using puppets as voices in our heads i'd have over a million psychotic dictatorships flying the Greatian banner.

PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:48 am
by Rost Dreadnorramus
Sefy the Great wrote:
Rost Dreadnorramus wrote:5th American had over 60 last i heard.

that's a lot of talking to themselves, but if we were using puppets as voices in our heads i'd have over a million psychotic dictatorships flying the Greatian banner.

?

PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 9:50 am
by Tinhampton
Rost Dreadnorramus wrote:
Sefy the Great wrote:that's a lot of talking to themselves, but if we were using puppets as voices in our heads i'd have over a million psychotic dictatorships flying the Greatian banner.

?

Hmmm... It's probably called "hyperbole," isn't it?

PostPosted: Tue Sep 25, 2018 8:10 pm
by Sefy the Great
Tinhampton wrote:
Rost Dreadnorramus wrote:?

Hmmm... It's probably called "hyperbole," isn't it?

only if it was an over-exaggeration of immense proportions, and part of me wishes that the above is a hyperbole.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:10 pm
by Suternia
Rost Dreadnorramus wrote:If anybody hates the new western atlantic then join the Faction (that has yet to be made) named the Dragon Pact, if you want to join, then send a telegram to me and pledge your support.

I will be apart of the war but only long enough to roast an idiot i hate and a few other guys i don't like.

So if you are bored here then send your hide to the Dragon Pact.

Not even funny lol, you lasted 15 minutes.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:15 pm
by The New California Republic
Suternia wrote:
Rost Dreadnorramus wrote:If anybody hates the new western atlantic then join the Faction (that has yet to be made) named the Dragon Pact, if you want to join, then send a telegram to me and pledge your support.

I will be apart of the war but only long enough to roast an idiot i hate and a few other guys i don't like.

So if you are bored here then send your hide to the Dragon Pact.

Not even funny lol, you lasted 15 minutes.

You see it every year. Someone makes bold claims about how well they are going to do, and then they get destroyed in the space of a few minutes. :lol2:

PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:58 pm
by Panforia
The Flavo Imperium has brought a knife to a gun fight... a sheet of paper with a picture of a plastic knife on it captioned "Fourk." That is how fucking shitty we were today. You could tell a pub league team to play against Eura or Brenecia and they'd still pick up a better result than we did today.

Firstly, our faction was called Götterdammerung (how apt!); secondly, I did tell you to "produce shields". How any of you guys could forsake the latter goal in favour of trying (and failing) to HUE at Suternia is beyond me. If this is "the same training that the Russian special forces are put through," I'm struggling to imagine what everybody else has been forced to take part in.

Your "men with steel spins" (plus one woman, yours truly) has turned into a floundering omnishambles of its promised self, and all for a little bit of revenge on Dauntless. As one of the most respected members of the Flavo Imperium, I do not say this lightly...

PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:07 pm
by German-Soviet Reich
I shall nuke Suternia and as Chancellor I order all of you to launch 20% of your nukes at him

PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:08 pm
by Panforia
German-Soviet Reich wrote:I shall nuke Suternia and as Chancellor I order all of you to launch 20% of your nukes at him

We've only got fourteen nukes between us, and the Emperor and I have been destroyed! This is one hell of a clusterfuck I've had to endure...

EDIT: Well done on immediately getting launched at five times by Suternia's puppet, Holiani. Goodnight... *sigh*

PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:11 pm
by PaleoAmerica
Panforia wrote:The Flavo Imperium has brought a knife to a gun fight... a sheet of paper with a picture of a plastic knife on it captioned "Fourk." That is how fucking shitty we were today. You could tell a pub league team to play against Eura or Brenecia and they'd still pick up a better result than we did today.

Firstly, our faction was called Götterdammerung (how apt!); secondly, I did tell you to "produce shields". How any of you guys could forsake the latter goal in favour of trying (and failing) to HUE at Suternia is beyond me. If this is "the same training that the Russian special forces are put through," I'm struggling to imagine what everybody else has been forced to take part in.

Your "men with steel spins" (plus one woman, yours truly) has turned into a floundering omnishambles of its promised self, and all for a little bit of revenge on Dauntless. As one of the most respected members of the Flavo Imperium, I do not say this lightly...

I regretted my decision as soon as I pressed join, unfortunately I can't get out because I was quickly targeted. When my nation gets destroyed I'm not going to send another nation in there.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:12 pm
by PaleoAmerica
German-Soviet Reich wrote:I shall nuke Suternia and as Chancellor I order all of you to launch 20% of your nukes at him

Don't bother, he has 12 shields, and other nations to shield him if he were to ever run out. Anything you launch will be blocked.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:15 pm
by Suternia
PaleoAmerica wrote:
German-Soviet Reich wrote:I shall nuke Suternia and as Chancellor I order all of you to launch 20% of your nukes at him

Don't bother, he has 12 shields, and other nations to shield him if he were to ever run out. Anything you launch will be blocked.

Wow, Suternia really is good at this xD

PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:16 pm
by Heisenbee
Well, what'd you guys expect? We were content to just ignore you but for some reason you decided that attempting to nuke us was a good idea.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 26, 2018 6:31 pm
by Munkchester
Hello I am the person actually responsible for nuking Rost Ignoramus and Panforia ask me anything