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A place for governments-in-exile, plucky survivors, unlucky survivors, the horrifically mutated, and other assorted characters to ride out the nuclear hellstorm until it's safe to go outside again.
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The Federation of Kendor
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Church of N-Day

Postby The Federation of Kendor » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:47 am

So, I have an idea to make a church for N-Day after seeing the Saint Josephstan thread. I, who redeemed myself in Z-Day after my accidental blasphemy to Saint Josephstan, decided to build a church in this special occasion. It will be located somewhere in a very secure and large, as well as fancy, nuclear bunker in the remains of the second NS City.

It is here, that people can go to pray to Saint Josephstan for nuclear protection, and to Max Barry, [violet], or the angelic Moderators and Staffs if they want. We will also shelter refugees of the war and care them. We will also put up two special teams who will participate in the war, the Church Crusader and Church Protector. The former group will fight nations who dare to speak ill of Saint Josephstan with divine nuclear death. The latter will protect nation of Saint Josephstan believers from hellish nuclear destruction. We also give Saint Josephstan Bible and statue

And finally, we will appreciate more suggestions, as well as people to help us run our church
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Postby Gagium » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:55 am

You manage to make a church thread without mentioning God or Jesus Christ, our lord and savior, once. Thus, you blasphemers will be nuked into destruction. The only real church is the Church of God. Libertatem Vincit! Deus vult!
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Postby The UCA Admin » Mon Sep 24, 2018 6:37 am

Gagium wrote:You manage to make a church thread without mentioning God or Jesus Christ, our lord and savior, once. Thus, you blasphemers will be nuked into destruction. The only real church is the Church of God. Libertatem Vincit! Deus vult!

Deo volente, brothers! We will retake Jerusalem and irradiate the heathens whom oppose!!!

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Postby Knessniet » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:14 pm

Gagium wrote:You manage to make a church thread without mentioning God or Jesus Christ, our lord and savior, once. Thus, you blasphemers will be nuked into destruction. The only real church is the Church of God. Libertatem Vincit! Deus vult!

DEUS VULT! We shall aid our brethren in Christ by purging these blasphemous heretics!
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Postby Nations United for Conquest » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:16 pm

Good to see even in the face of certain nuclear genocide and apocalypse the Christians are still Crusading
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Postby Tinhampton » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:17 pm

Erm... rubber chickens sacrificed to Margaret every hour on the hour on your nearest football pitch?
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Postby Planet Lucia » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:28 pm

As a main devoted nation, I can commit to helping one of the churches against mutual assured destruction, but sadly, I cannot help in making suggestions. You can bet that when it does come I will be of assistance.
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Postby Rusthenia » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:38 pm

i'm going to MAD you so hard. the church will stop existing!
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Postby Knessniet » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:41 pm

Nations United for Conquest wrote:Good to see even in the face of certain nuclear genocide and apocalypse the Christians are still Crusading

If we are going to die, we should die in a way that brigs us closer to God. Like crusading! DEUS VULT!

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Postby Rolancia » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:44 pm

I think I'll stick to the past, where nukes don't exist & you don't hear nations bickering nonsense on religious heresy & nuclear conquest
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Postby Fecaw » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:46 pm

The only way for Christians to surive is by building a bunker-church and waiting the whole thing out!
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Postby Sperio » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:47 pm

Oh god a church for the mighty nuke gods, extermator and explodeator
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Postby Eternal Lotharia » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:47 pm

Nations United for Conquest wrote:Good to see even in the face of certain nuclear genocide and apocalypse the Christians are still Crusading

...Wasn't that what God told us to do anyway? :p
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Postby Auze » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:03 pm

Rusthenia wrote:i'm going to MAD you so hard. the church will stop existing!

A nation that was MAD really hard was what formed the church in the first place. Good luck.
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Postby Havenburghe » Mon Sep 24, 2018 5:05 pm

This is hilarious and lunacy all at the same time. Nice.
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Postby The Federation of Kendor » Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:36 am

After receiving threats from zealot Christians, the Fallouters, a term for priests of the church of N-Day, decided to arm up with weapons to defend from Christians, as they tried scavenging Plutonium and weapons for the church
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Postby United Homeland » Tue Sep 25, 2018 1:45 am

What's the point to join something that will collapse after a day?
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Postby Heisenbee » Tue Sep 25, 2018 5:46 pm

It'd be a bit weird if I joined the church, considering I was one of the guys who nuked Josephtan (and also gave the order to do so)
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Postby Nilrahrarfan » Tue Sep 25, 2018 7:02 pm

United Homeland wrote:What's the point to join something that will collapse after a day?

You know, this church can help your time. You only have to meet up once a year, or twice including Z-day [which is a given at this point].
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Postby CPA » Wed Sep 26, 2018 3:05 am

Lets start sacrificing people to the gods so we dont die

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Postby Dreshand » Wed Sep 26, 2018 4:15 am

7/10 not enough tentacles
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Postby Pan-Asiatic States » Wed Sep 26, 2018 5:16 am

Interesting. We have volcanoes you guys could throw stuff in.
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Postby United Homeland » Wed Sep 26, 2018 8:03 am

Nilrahrarfan wrote:
United Homeland wrote:What's the point to join something that will collapse after a day?

You know, this church can help your time. You only have to meet up once a year, or twice including Z-day [which is a given at this point].

Interesting, thanks
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Postby Pan-Asiatic States » Thu Sep 27, 2018 6:37 am

A lone bouquet of Filipino sampaguita is placed at the feet of Max Barry by a concealed man.
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